Chapter 342: Amitabha, Master Huineng (Chapter 2)
The last lucky guest spot, Ye Fei decided to draw again, and in anticipation, this lucky guest was finally born.
But after seeing the name of this guest, not only all the viewers in the live broadcast room went crazy, but even Ye Fei himself was a little uneasy, because he really didn't expect that there would be such a person in his live broadcast room.
Just when everyone was speechless, the lucky audience who was drawn first sent a smile and spoke.
"Amitabha, it seems that the Buddha has really appeared, but I didn't expect this last guest spot Ye Shen to draw Lao Gao, great goodness, really great goodness. ”
Everyone: ".........."
"Poof~~ My day, is this true? Big brother, don't tease me, I'm still young. ”
"Amitabha, Wori, the slogans are all shouted? Please, big brother, are you really a monk?"
"Mom, I can't stand it anymore, how can this be? How can there be a monk in Ye Shen's live broadcast room?"
"Oh, my stomach hurts from laughing, but I really took Ye Shen, how attractive does your delicacy have to be to attract all the monks?"
"Ahhhh
"Strange stories through the ages, strange stories through the ages, Lao Tzu has been watching live broadcasts for several years, and I've never heard of any anchor having a monk audience in the live broadcast room, Ye Shen!
Ye Fei saw that the lucky audience spoke, and the corners of his mouth twitched for a long time before he swallowed his saliva and said, "What's that, Huineng is wet? Are .......you really a monk? Don't get me wrong, I don't mean to look down on monks, I just ...... Ahem, I just feel weird. ”
In fact, this product is not only strange, he is strangely going crazy, this Nima is so good that he suddenly jumped out of a lucky guest among the monks, do you say funny?
Brother Caizi had already collapsed, and the thing shouted: "I said monk, you don't recite scriptures in the temple, what kind of excitement are you doing here?"
Ding Dingge finally knew why, the expression of this thing suddenly ^O^ like this, although he is a foreigner, but he also knows what a monk means, he really opened his eyes today, I didn't expect that the guest spot that Ye Shen drew in the end turned out to be a monk, really Ni Ma Qi.
Backstage hilicles.
A group of people have been completely speechless, this thing is really undreamable, it is crazy.
"This ...... Is this sister real?"
"Oh, I'm laughing to death, how can this be? Ye Fei, this guy, there is a hidden monk in the live broadcast room?"
"Crazy, I'm going crazy, can anyone tell me what's going on with this thing? Is this monk real?"
"The ghost TM knows the truth or falsehood, if it is true, I guess Ye Fei has set another record, and he has attracted all the monks, I will ask all the anchors in Huaxia, who else can have such awesome abilities?!"
"I'll it, I'm speechless, I'm really speechless, this kind of thing ........ hahahaha, look at Ye Fei's expression, this face is going to be green." ”
The group of people in the food section were all stunned at this time.
Just now, when Ye Fei canceled Ma Qingyun's live broadcast guest quota, and then permanently proposed Ma Qingyun to the live broadcast room, they were already messy, they didn't expect Ye Fei to be so awesome, Ma Qingyun was killed.
But before they came to their senses, it turned out that now the results of another lottery came out, and it turned out to be Nima, a monk, Wori, don't you want today's things to be so unusual!
Silver Star Anchor Group, New Hope Chat Group.
It can be said that all the anchors who watched Ye Fei's live broadcast in Ye Fei's live broadcast room, whether it was a Silver Star anchor or a Venus anchor, these people didn't know how to express their inner madness at this moment.
"This ....... really no one, has anything like this happened in any of your live broadcast rooms before?"
"Poof~~~ There was an eggplant, I didn't know who was in my live broadcast room before, if it weren't for Ye Fei's guy who made a lucky plate, I don't know what kind of audience there was in my live broadcast room. ”
"Me too, but even if I don't know, I know that there can't be monks in my live broadcast room. ”
"I'm from the singing and dancing section, and I don't think there should be monks in the singing and dancing section. ”
"There won't be any language sections. ”
"The food section ....... a slot, and the food section shouldn't have it, don't say that the family doesn't have time to watch this thing, even if there is, they also watch some light-hearted programs, I would rather believe that the monks watch the language section than believe that they watch the food section, this is too unscientific." ”
"Monk, I've been a day, and I'm now wondering if there is a Taoist priest hidden in the live broadcast room of this product. ”
"Hahaha, I'm really inaccurate. ”
"The monks are pure and pure, and only the Buddha sits in their hearts, so how can they still look at this worldly thing? This girl can't be a fake monk, right?"
"I don't know if it's fake or not, anyway, I know that Ye Fei is popular again, and even the monks can't help but watch the show, which is more awesome than any advertisement. ”
In an instant, almost everyone exploded, and everyone was talking about it, and there was still a monk in Ye Fei's live broadcast room.
Seeing Ye Fei asking himself, Master Huineng said: "Monks don't speak, Master Ye, the old man has been a monk in Qingyun Temple in Qingyun Mountain for twenty years. ”
When everyone saw this Master Huineng say this, they didn't know what to say one by one.
What else can they say?
A monk who has been a monk for 20 years has been attracted by Ye Fei's food, this is strength, and it is also the strength of super perverts!
"That ....... master, you don't eat fasting and chanting Buddha well, why did you come to the live broadcast room of the leaf god? The monks pay attention to the six roots of purity, ruthlessness and desirelessness, you came over to compete with us for the guest quota of the leaf god, and you really have no one in this practice." ”
"That's it, master, let the quota come out, let Ye Shen draw it again, you have to watch the incense every day, you definitely don't have time to go, we have a lot of time." ”
"Damn, it's still drawn? It's five more draws, Ye Shen drew three guest seats and ended up drawing five times, do you think that's good?"
"Good, very good. ”
"Master Huineng, listen to everyone, you better give up the quota, if you let it out, I will donate 50,000 incense money to your temple, how about it?"
"I'll donate 100,000 yuan! Master, I just ask you to give me the quota. ”
"I'll donate 200,000 yuan, master, it's sincere enough, 200,000 yuan can let you renovate the temple. ”
"Hey, hey, I said you undisciplined people, how can this Nima donate fireworks money? Are you buying this quota at a different bidding, if that's the case, Lao Tzu will pay 2 million! Master Huineng, 2 million, how about selling me the quota?"
Seeing that another round of bidding began, Master Huineng made a smile and said: "Donors, don't be impatient, please listen to me, Ye Shen's live broadcast I also saw it inadvertently, I remember that it was when Ye Shen made boiling water cabbage, to be honest, monks should not be greedy for tongues, but when Ye Shen made that boiling water cabbage, Lao Wei is really a little uneasy, monks are also people, although we have been practicing, but the Buddha still likes food, not to mention us disciples?"
“……… it, won't you? Ye Shen's boiling cabbage has attracted you?"
"Amitabha, yes. ”
"Don't, master, let's not recite the slogan first, I'll ask you, how do you get to Ye Shen when you get this quota? As far as I know, Qingyun Mountain seems to be in Minnan Province, and Minnan Province is too far away from Xichuan Province, and you can't have time. ”
"Hahaha, donor, how did Shakyamuni come all the way to China!!!?
"............. poof~~~ Lie in a groove, master, you are awesome!"
"Hahaha, donors, I won't talk to you for the time being, Lao Wei has to buy a ticket first, otherwise it will be too late, everyone, if the plane is not lost, then we will see you tomorrow." ”
Everyone: "........."