Chapter 599: Broken is unique

The emperor who hit the street was so happy that he was about to faint.

It's just to tell these people in the live broadcast room about the taste of this Dongpo meat, and they can get thousands of Golden Alliance, and countless alliance leaders, this is your sister, I won't write it, I won't write it, I tell you every day that what I eat tastes good? I don't want the Golden Alliance anymore, you can give me the alliance leader.

This thing is going a little crazy.

He is going crazy, but Bai Birch, the urban editor of the dot Chinese network, is already crazy!

This thing looked at the fan list of white lanterns, sat on the ground directly, and then jumped up again as if there was a strong spring on the buttocks, slapped directly on the table, and yelled: "It's exploded!"

There are many types of dot Chinese online, urban literature, fantasy literature, Xianxia, history, and even supernatural and two-dimensional elements, etc., the editors responsible for these are in an office of more than two hundred square meters, but this office is divided into areas, and each type of editor is gathered together, which also facilitates their communication with each other.

At this time, everyone was working seriously, and no one expected that the birch tree suddenly screamed, which was like thunder.

Everyone was scared, and several people were drinking coffee, but they were shocked by the birch tree's throat, and their hands trembled, and they all shook the coffee out, and they poured all their pants.

These people are so mad, they don't drink coffee anymore, they don't do their work, they jump up and point angrily at the birch trees and start crusading.

"Birch, you're sick?!"

"Like, what are you howling about? I don't know if you're at work?"

"Your uncle's birch tree, look at Lao Tzu's body, let me tell you, you have to bear this responsibility!"

"Emma, Miss Ben's endocrine is a little disordered, this guy is so inhuman, what is your name, can't you be gentle?"

Each type of editor-in-chief also works in this office area, but they have separate separate sections.

Bai Wu, the editor-in-chief of the city, was signing a document at this time, but he was suddenly frightened by the white birch tree, and his hand trembled, and he directly wrote his name as a white bird.

Bai Wu is so angry, Nima, what kind of plane are you doing, okay, what are you doing with your throat? Aren't you looking for a smoke?

"Birch, what are you doing? Don't you see everybody at work? Exploded, exploded, I think you just exploded. ”

The birch tree danced as if he was convulsed, and said: "Editor-in-chief, it really exploded, sisters and sisters, brothers and sisters, it's really not my fault, I dare to guarantee, if you see what I said, you will also explode!"

"What the hell is going on?" said Bai Wuhu with a grimace.

Birch pointed to his computer, then opened his mouth again, he didn't know what to say.

It took a long time for this guy to figure out the clue and said, "Look at it, you all look at the sales list that was refreshed just now, and see what the situation is." ”

Everyone didn't understand what it meant, but they swiped down the page and looked at the sales list.

As a result, the first place is still the broken book of the fairy-level food anchor called what the hell, this broken book is also evil enough, as if a nail was nailed to the first position, these days it is as stable as Mount Tai.

What's even more incomprehensible to everyone is that this book is not on the shelves at all, and this bastard is completely relying on rewards to occupy the first position, which is simply an unbelievable thing.

Seeing this book again is still the first, and these people are also a little used to it.

"What's wrong with this, isn't that normal?"

"I didn't find anything, the first one, isn't it your urban literature that occupies the first place?"

"That's right, this product is a dae, look at it every day, and see it every day, what else is there to see. ”

"I can't afford to complain about this book. ”

Bai Wu looked at it for a long time and didn't find anything, and said, "What do you want to say?"

The birch tree said excitedly: "You ....... you click on this book and take a look, you can take a look." ”

Everybody rolls their eyes, your sister, did you pull the click for this book?

But even though I thought so, everyone clicked on the book.

In fact, to be honest, they have already read this book, because this book is so strange that a book that is not on the shelves has rushed to the first place on the sales list, and it has to attract their attention.

So, opening the pages of the book again, they just glanced at it.

But at this glance, almost more than a dozen editors exploded, and these editors had fantasy texts, Xianxia texts, and science fiction texts, etc., it can be said that they all exploded one by one.

"Damn, do you want to be so exaggerated?"

"God, what did I see? The Golden Alliance? This bastard actually jumped out of the Golden Alliance?"

"My titanium eyes, look at this girl's fan list, big brothers, this girl's gold alliance is flooded. ”

"What's going on, what's going on?"

"Emma, let me slow down for a while, this is too exciting, really exciting, Lao Tzu has been an editor for seven or eight years, and I have never seen such an exciting thing, no, I'm a little dizzy. ”

Not to mention these editors, even the editors-in-chief of various sections have all exploded.

"Neurotic!"

"I'll go to his uncle's, I'm scared to death!"

"How can this be?"

"The Golden Alliance! The Golden Alliance appeared, I remember that the last one who got the Golden Alliance was the platinum god Xiao Xiaoxiao, and he had a fan who gave a Golden Alliance directly, and at that time made the book directly popular for a month. ”

", a Golden Alliance, look at this guy, Emma, my God, I'll count, one, two, three........."

"Poof~~ Are you stupid? Count the hairs, isn't there a serial number in front? One thousand one hundred and thirty-two golden alliances, my head, Zhen Nyima was stimulated and exploded, this is also crazy. ”

Bai Wu was stunned, stood in his position for a long time, and suddenly slapped the table and said, "Bai Birch, is this the signed author under you?"

The birch tree nodded hurriedly.

Bai Wudao: "Recommended, immediately give the best recommendation, the client gives me a comprehensive publicity recommendation, and the homepage of the website is greatly sealed." ”

"Ah, the editor-in-chief of the big ........ and big seal push, this book is on the big seal push? he didn't even put it on the shelves, how can this big seal push? all the big seal pushes are excellent works on the shelves, this broken book ..........."

"If it's not on the shelves, I'll give me a big seal, arrange it immediately, break the book? This is your sister's more than 1,000 gold alliances, a lot of alliance leaders, this is a broken book? Even if it's a broken book, people are also unique and unique!"

"I@#$%"

Broken unique and unique?

Nima, what the hell is this?

Birch suddenly found out that it was not he who was crazy, but the editor-in-chief.

But the editor-in-chief told so, so let's arrange it.

The Emperor of the Street didn't know his own situation, and after introducing the taste of Dongpo meat to everyone, he hurriedly ate it again.

A plate of Dongpo meat, Ye Fei ate a piece, and let the Emperor of the Street and Jin Zhuxian kill the rest.

After the two of them finished eating the meat, they licked their lips, and the next moment, almost at the same time, they threw away the chopsticks and reached out to grab the empty plate.

Jin Zhuxian is a wise man, and the braised civet plate just now was not grabbed, and this time it must not be missed again.

He grabbed the plate with both hands, stared at the Emperor of the Street, and said seriously: "This time it's time for me to lick it." ”

The Emperor shook his head: "Lick the plate in no order. ”

"I'm an international friend. ”

"When it comes to food, everyone is equal. ”

"Be a man with discipline. ”

"I have, but it's broken. ”

“……… Didn't you write it? I'll help you promote yours in the Han Kingdom. ”

“…………… Really?"

"It's more true than pearls. ”

"You lick half of it. ”

"I'm ........... your sister. ”

"Don't, do you?"

".......... want!"

As a result, there was an unprecedented strange scene in Ye Fei's live broadcast room, with two people licking a plate.

Ye Fei can't stand it anymore, damn, what the hell is this, what is this?

This thing covered his eyes with both hands, and then wiped it his face, and walked directly to the side, he had to leave the range that the video could see, this person couldn't afford to lose it.

Everyone in the live broadcast room was also speechless, looking at this strange scene through the ages, they were dumbfounded one by one.

"It's full of feelings. ”

"Good friends, for a lifetime. ”

", I finally understood what a good friend meant, that is, to take a bath together, to pick up girls, to boo on the road together, to sleep together, and to lick the dishes together ........ ”

"Hahaha, these two guys, there is really no one else, do you want to be so disgusting?"

"I rub it, I envy the person who can lick the leaf god's plate. ”

“………..”

A plate, in the end, the two guys really licked it cleanly, as for who licked it in the middle of the end, the ghost didn't see clearly.

Ye Fei looked at the smooth plates on the table from a distance, and said in his heart that he wouldn't have to wash the dishes at all in the future.

Seeing that this delicacy was finally over, Ye Fei let out a long breath, then walked over from a distance, looked at the live broadcast room and said, "Everyone, it's funny." ”

Everyone: ".........."

It's good that Ye Fei didn't say this, as soon as he said this, all the audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter, although their laughter could not reach the live broadcast room, but in reality, many people were indeed going to laugh on the ground.

The expressions of laughter directly crowded the message bar.

When have foreigners ever seen such a strange thing, at this time, the international audience in the live broadcast room was all speechless, and one by one Fak GOD kept going.

Jason Stanguoda's stomach was about to explode with laughter, and said, "Stallone, don't be like this if you go, we people can't afford to lose this face." ”

Stallone rolled his eyes and said, "Am I that kind of person?"

"I don't know if you're not, but I know that this Jin Zhuxian is not that kind of person, after all, he is the prince of the Han Kingdom Four-Star Group, but now ........ cough cough, this guy named Ye Fei, the food he makes is definitely able to make people reach a state of insanity, I'm afraid you won't be able to control yourself by then." ”

"Don't worry, my self-control ability is very strong, let me tell you a secret, did you know ten years ago? At that time, I went to the country of Alah, ten, really, ten exotic beauties, just hanging nothing in front of me, Lao Tzu is as steady as a rock, unmoved, this is self-control. ”

Jason Steingotha: "............ Your sister, you still have the face to say, what kind of self-control ability is this, you are obviously incompetent, okay?"

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