090: Hilarious

Jiang Miyin's mind is full of question marks, do you have to cry when you do consultation?

With curiosity, Jiang Miyin began to search for all the relevant information about psychological counseling on the Internet.

After reading it, Jiang Miyin's expression became a little strange.

When He Xize was done, when she saw Jiang Miyin, she showed a strange look in her eyes, couldn't help but take a sip of water, and said with a smile: "What's the matter, why do you look at me like this?"

Jiang Miyin blinked and said, "It's not easy for you psychological counselors. ”

"Uh-huh???"

Seeing this, He Xize paused and said, "Where did this start?"

Jiang Miyin twitched the corner of her mouth and said, "I see that the people who came out of your office seem to have cried, so I searched on the Internet out of curiosity." ”

"I actually saw a post from a person who said that some visitors started crying as soon as they entered the door before they could say anything, and they cried for an hour. ”

Seeing this, He Xize couldn't help but smile and said, "That's it?"

Then he took another sip of water and said, "This is normal. ”

"Do you think that the counselor is not as mysterious and tall as you imagined?"

Jiang Miyin nodded approvingly, while He Xize said with a smile: "Actually, psychological counseling is around, not much different from ordinary people, people deliberately exaggerate, what kind of hypnotism, psychological suggestion and the like." ”

When Jiang Miyin heard this, she blinked her eyes and said, "That is to say, in fact, hypnotism is not very powerful?"

When He Xize heard this, there was a mysterious brilliance in his eyes, and he looked straight at Jiang Miyin, and his voice became distant and full of magnetism: "You, guess ???."

Jiang Miyin's eyes suddenly became blurred, his eyes lost their brilliance, and he became less spiritual, and replied mechanically: "I, guess, no, to ---"

Poof---

Hahaha---

Hahaha---

Even He Xize couldn't help laughing, and Jiang Miyin immediately glared at He Xize and said, "What do you mean? How is my cooperation?

He Xize shook his head and gave her a thumbs up, but he still couldn't stop laughing.

The two of them talked and laughed like this and went to lunch, and then, He Xize said goodbye to the principals and teachers, it was already afternoon, and then they took a taxi to the airport, fortunately, they were on the plane at five o'clock.

The taxi master is a very talkative person, especially chatty, but Jiang Miyin didn't sleep well yesterday and didn't have much energy.

And He Xize said all morning, and he didn't want to speak at the moment, but the driver was too enthusiastic.

Speaking Mandarin with a thick accent, he said, "Ah, you're not a local, are you?"

He Xize nodded politely, "Hmm." ”

The driver said curiously: "What are you here for???

"Eh, young man, what do you do??? where do you work?"

He Xize stiffened his face, glanced at the driver's master, and said in a low voice: "Work in a funeral home." ”

Thorny ---

The piercing sound of brakes sounded, and then the driver glanced at He Xize in surprise, and after glancing at Jiang Miyin behind him, he saw this beautiful little girl, her face was not ordinary pale, and her lips were too red.

and He Xize's stiff expressionless face, the driver's heart, thumping --- jumped.

And He Xize looked at the driver directly, as if he was very dissatisfied with his sudden stop.

The driver's master was instantly terrified, and his forehead was full of cold sweat and said, "No, I'm sorry to ---"

Then, with a whoosh, the car flew out with a ---.

The driver sent the two people to the airport as quickly as possible, and when they got off the bus, they didn't even dare to ask for money, as if they were sending a plague god, and they couldn't wait to throw the two out directly.

If you weren't afraid of being found at night, you probably want to leave the two of you on the way.

He Xize paid the money after saying it, and this was the first time in history that he had encountered such a driver who did not want to give money.

However, after getting out of the taxi, Jiang Miyin endured it and covered her mouth to prevent herself from laughing, and He Xize said helplessly: "If you want to laugh, laugh, don't suffocate yourself." ”

As soon as Jiang Miyin heard it, she couldn't help it, and laughed while holding her stomach, hahaha---

It's so funny, she laughs to death.

While laughing, he pointed at He Xize and said, "The funeral home works, how did you come up with it???"

"I'm laughing to death, hahaha--- didn't you see what scared the driver???"

"You're --- you're amusing the dead. ”

......

He Xize picked up his luggage helplessly, turned around and left.

And Jiang Miyin followed behind, and when she didn't laugh so much, she said again: "It is estimated that the driver master is afraid that he will have nightmares at night." ”

Seeing this, He Xize glanced at Jiang Miyin, "Even if you have a nightmare, you have a share of the credit." ”

Then he looked at Jiang Miyin's blood-colored red lips.

Seeing this, Jiang Miyin immediately understood what the other party meant, so he smiled and said, "I'm not cooperating with you." ”

He Xize shook his head, changed his boarding pass and said, "I can't do it either." ”

"I talk a lot every day, so I don't want to talk when I'm free. ”

"Especially when people ask me what I do. ”

"If I tell them the truth that I'm in psychology, they'll immediately ask, 'Ah, you're in psychology?' and so on. ”

"So, when people ask me what I do, I tell him that he works in a funeral home. ”

Jiang Miyin suddenly realized when she heard this: "As soon as others hear that you work in the funeral home, they feel very unlucky, and with some fear, they won't talk to you more." ”

"Wow---, you can do it, you really can. ”

......

He Xize looked at Jiang Miyin's smiling face and couldn't help but shake his head.

The two of them chatted quickly, and the plane came in a flash.

He Xize made people set the first class, spacious and comfortable.

He naturally saw that Jiang Miyin hadn't rested well yesterday, so he asked her to get close to the inside, so that she wouldn't be disturbed when she rested.

The plane took off quickly, and Jiang Miyin may have been really tired, so she fell directly on the chair and squinted her eyes.

At this time, He Xize glanced at her lightly, waved his hand to the flight attendant, and soon, the flight attendant brought a blanket.

He Xize covered Jiang Miyin very intimately, and from beginning to end, Jiang Miyin never opened his eyes.

After all this was done, he did not rest, but turned on the computer and began to write today's consulting notes.

Almost every time you have a consultation, you have to write a consultation note, which really tests people's memory and retelling ability.