Piercing the wall

Ximenqing hurriedly replied: "Yes, yes, I'm sorry, I disturbed you." ”

Dao Chang: "It's okay, I was about to call you for breakfast, did you sleep well last night?"

Ximenqing: "It's okay, it's okay, it's just dreaming all the time." ”

The Taoist laughed: "That's for sure, all the guests who sleep in this room have dreams, and the dreams are basically the same. ”

Ximen Qing was very strange, and hurriedly asked, "Why are all dreams the same? Do you know what I dreamed about last night?"

The Taoist chief smiled and said: "The guests who come here are all here to ask for the technique of piercing the wall, and they have all seen Liaozhai "Laoshan Taoist". There's Chang'e in it, so your dreams are pretty much the same. ”

Ximenqing looked ashamed, but after thinking about it, it had come to this point, so he couldn't come in vain, so he asked the chief stubbornly: "Is the technique of piercing the wall mentioned in Liaozhai's "Laoshan Taoist" true or false? Has Wang Shusheng been here?"

Dao Chang: "Wang Shusheng has been here, and he lived in your current room back then. After him, countless more people have been here, and they have all lived in this room, and these people have asked for the same things, and for a long time, the same brain waves have stimulated this room, so everyone has the same dreams, I guess that's the reason. ”

Ximenqing: "Dao Chief, may I ask if the technique of piercing the wall is true or false?

The Taoist took a few steps into the house, his hands were long, and he smiled at Ximenqing and said, "You asked the Laoshan Taoist Temple if there is a technique to penetrate the wall, if I say no, do you believe it?"

This is a problem, Ximenqing wasted so much effort just to learn the technique of piercing through the wall, how could he believe that there was not? Ximenqing shook his head.

The Taoist laughed again. Ximen Qing hurriedly got up, knelt on one leg, and pleaded with the Taoist chief with his fists: "Please give the disciple the technique of piercing the wall!"

The Taoist chief helped Ximenqing up and asked, "You don't go through the door if you don't leave, why do you want to go through the wall?"

This can stop Ximenqing.

The Taoist chief continued: "With all due respect, those who want to penetrate the wall have bad intentions. Thinking that you have come from afar, I have a set of physical fitness boxing methods that I can give to you. ”

Ximen Qing was resolute: "Dao Chief, the disciple admires the Laoshan Taoism, through the wall, cutting paper for the moon, and a pot of wine can never be drunk, I have to learn all of these, not just for the wall-piercing technique." ”

Since you want to learn this, as long as you become a monk, I will naturally teach you. However, these spells can also harm people, so Master Zu stipulated that anyone who learns any of these spells can never go down the mountain, otherwise the thunder will be punished, are you willing?"

Ximen Qing is not stupid, he thought about it, he learned the wall-piercing technique and didn't let him go down the mountain, so what's the use.

Seeing Ximenqing's hesitation, the Taoist chief already knew his thoughts, and then said: "Young man, cutting paper for the moon and a pot of wine can never be drunk are all illusions, these have been handed down by the ancestor for thousands of years, and they have not changed, and they are used to relieve the boredom of those of us who can't go down the mountain, which is better than watching TV at home." As for piercing the wall, you said that there is such a spell, and I don't deny it, because if you deny it, you don't believe it, but the people who want to learn this spell are people who don't want to go through the door openly, so ask yourself in your heart. ”

Ximen Qing was dumbfounded.

The Taoist chief continued: "Young man, you have a great future, it is a good time to study or start a business, don't study these strange things. If you do your own thing, all doors are open to you, and if you can't do your own thing, and you enter through the wall, you are also a thief, and you will never be able to raise your head. ”

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(Dear readers, this book will soon be renamed "The Legend of Ximenqing Father and Son", describing the wonderful experience of Wu Dalang, Wu Song, Pan Jinlian and their sisters, Ximenqing father and son in the modern city, mainly lighthearted and funny.) Because I translated the stories of Liaozhai into modern urban life, it seemed too fragmented, so I came up with the idea of stringing them together with a main line. We apologize for the inconvenience caused, and we ask for your continued support! Thanks!cheongsam pipe)