Chapter 3 Bow to the turnips
Peer light!
Xiao Yu's radish is simply a sky-high radish and will not have any impact on the business of the radish man Zhao Gang.
However, he felt that Xiao Yu was noisy!
"Big brother, each business is doing its own thing, there's no need for this!" Xiao Yu is an honest person, he doesn't want to cause trouble, and he doesn't want to take advantage of others.
In Zhang Shihao's words, Lao Tzu only wants to make money now, make money!
If you want to be more serious, he has to call his father today.
"Good boy, pretty tough. You're a newcomer, and you came to this market on the first day to fool around, and you really think no one can cure you, right?"
Radish man, Zhao Gang's mood is even worse.
"Big brother, why is it involved in the issue of market order again?" Xiao Yu was very depressed: "Good things, naturally they need a good price, is the radish in the whole county a price?"
"Boy, I see that you are just looking for a pump!"
It's really a bull boy, Zhao Gang was so angry that he wanted to do it, and suddenly saw a big gold necklace hanging around his neck, tattooed, very thin and young man, walking with a few people, and he was immediately happy.
This very arrogant tattooed young man is a market manager, and he is also a well-known hooligan leader in the county, known as 'Brother Long' Long San.
Zhao Gang looked at Xiao Yu and immediately greeted: "Brother Long, Brother Long...... There is a newcomer here who disrupts the order of the market, indiscriminately raises prices, and does not listen to persuasion. ”
"Oh, so arrogant?"
When Long San heard this, he immediately walked over with someone.
glanced at Xiao Yu, picked up Lin Yuan's white radish and looked at it, and immediately said, "Boy, your radish looks good, it's too big..... But the market has its rules, and if you want to sell here, you have to follow the rules, you know?"
"Yes, yes!"
The head snake, Xiao Yu couldn't afford to provoke it, so he hurriedly handed over the cigarette.
But when they saw that Lin Yuan was smoking, it turned out to be only a pack of 'Dragon and Phoenix Chengxiang' for five yuan, and they didn't bother to take it.
"Brother Long, this kid is crazy about money...... Boasting here, saying that he is the 'best radish king of life', and he wants to sell it for ten yuan a catty, do you think he has a brain disease?"
Zhao Gang immediately stirred up trouble.
"What?"
"The best radish king in life, ten yuan a catty?"
When Long San and his little brother heard this, they were shocked at first, and then laughed to tears.
The price of white radish in the entire Yunfeng County, when it peaked at the sky, was only two yuan a catty! Ten yuan a pound of radish could catch up with the price of pork, and whoever wanted it was stupid!
After a long time, Long Sanyi wiped his tears from laughter and said unkindly: "Boy, don't dream, for your sake of making Lao Tzu laugh, forget about today's matter...... Lao Tzu warns you, Lao Tzu has been unable to eat for several days, and he is holding back the fire in his stomach, don't look for trouble!"
"Oh, you haven't been able to eat for days?"
Xiao Yu's grandfather is a famous old Chinese medicine doctor, although he did not inherit his ancestral business, and the university is not a medical major, but he has been exposed to it since he was a child, and he is also half a Chinese medicine doctor.
Long San's eyes were blank, his eyeballs were sunken, he was as thin as skin and bones, and he couldn't eat, so there should be something wrong with his digestive system.
After thinking about it, Xiao Yu immediately handed out a radish: "Brother Long, come..... After eating my radish, I dare not say that it can cure the disease, and you will definitely not be nauseous and want to vomit. ”
"Boy, what about your pastime?"
The delicacies of the mountains and seas are placed in front of Long San, he can't eat them, how to spit them out if he eats them, and he is in the mood to gnaw on the radish.
"Brother Long, my grandfather is an old Chinese medicine doctor, and you have a digestive system problem. If you don't adjust and eat in time, you will definitely become dehydrated and hypoxic. ”
Xiao Yu stubbornly continued: "If it is serious, it will go into shock directly, and it will be life-threatening. Brother Long, I'm not stupid, if my radish is really ordinary, dare to sell it for ten yuan a catty? You try, I guarantee that you will fall in love with my radish!"
"Ugh!"
said it so seriously, Long San was a little frightened.
He didn't know how many times he had been to the hospital, but no one could figure out his condition, and now he was hungry and irritable, and he couldn't stay at home anymore, so he came out to shop.
"Come on..... You're going to throw up, I'll admit it!"
Xiao Yu did this, not only to open up sales, but also to have a relationship with Long San Lala, so that he could sell 300 acres of vegetables in the village in this market in the future.
"Okay, you kid dare to fool people, you will die today!"
Looking at Xiao Yu's appearance, Si Swen was dressed like a local peasant, but he also had the breath of a cultural person, and Long San took it over in disbelief.
wiped it on his clothes, and after biting it down, the whole person was instantly stunned.
"Ah, big brother, what's wrong?"
Seeing this, Long San's little brother immediately became nervous.
One of them, Hou San, grabbed Xiao Yu by the collar: "Boy, you dare to harm my eldest brother?"
The fist has been raised, ready to fall at any moment.
"Stop!"
When Xiao Yu was frightened, Long San suddenly swallowed it and pulled Hou San back: "Holy shit, what are you doing, stand up for Lao Tzu." ”
Without waiting for the words to fall, Long Sansan turned into a foodie, holding the radish and gnawing violently. Like a person who is extremely thirsty, he suddenly hugs a frozen watermelon.
Everyone was stunned.
Can this white radish really cure diseases?
Soon, Long San finished gnawing a six-pound radish that was extremely comfortable.
He stretched out his hand and smiled: "Brother, this is not a radish, but a ginseng, how about another one?"
"Brother Long wants to eat, I'll fill a bag!"
This guy is ruthless at first glance, he can manage the market, he should be very open, Xiao Yu handed one and bagged it directly.
Five or six catties of radishes, and a burlap bag will not be much, so it can be filled.
Another sweep in the belly.
Long San's belly finally stood up, and there was no feeling of nausea and discomfort, and he hugged Xiao Yu happily: "Brother, brother! You are really Lao Tzu's life-saving benefactor, life-saving benefactor!
"Ugh!"
This guy seems to be a hooligan, but he is a sincere person, Xiao Yu is embarrassed: "That, Brother Long, it's just two turnips, it's not life-saving, really!"
"No, no, no..... The grace of saving a life is the grace of saving a life, and the people of the robe brother never pull the. Come on, Lao Tzu said to bow to you, I will bow to you, and from now on you will be blessed and enjoy hardships together!"
Long San was very direct, and directly pulled Xiao Yu to kneel: "Today, I, Long San, ..... Uh, what's your name, brother?"
"Xiao Yu!"
Xiao Yu is drunk, what is he, has he joined a gang?
What age, still worship the handle?
Moreover, it's really kneeling!
Seeing Long San's little brother, he was dumbfounded!
"Xiao Yu, good name..... Today, our brothers swear to the radish and become friends for eight worships!"
Ryuzo is very serious and doesn't mean to cheat.
His words and actions made Xiao Yu's brain hurt, kowtow to the radish, and open the world!
After really worshipping, Long San pulled Xiao Yu up: "Come, call Lao Tzu brother..... From now on, Xiao Yu is Lao Tzu's brother, and whoever dares to bully him will not be able to get along with Lao Tzu. ”
"Brother Yu!"
The little brother was still confused, but he still called.
Zhao Gang on the side was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat, and he wanted to close the stall and leave.
Okay, how can this be?
It's just a broken radish, it's really ginseng!
"Hey!"
In this regard, Xiao Yu had to smile awkwardly and nodded in return.
"Brother, tell me quickly, what kind of radish are you?" Long San was very curious, he had lived for almost thirty years, and today he was considered to have gained knowledge.
Some onlookers watched the play with half a doubt, and they really wanted to buy one and try it for themselves, to see if it really had the kind of taste that Long San ate?
"Ugh!"
This question, Xiao Yu was really difficult to answer for a while.
The radish he planted was the same variety as Zhao Gangde's radish on the side. The reason for this change in taste is because of the nourishment of the spiritual liquid in the 'Demon Refining Pot'.
For three days, nine drops of spiritual liquid, Xiao Yu used them in these three acres of white radish fields.
After a while, Xiao Yu's eyes moved: "Brother Long, this is a newly cultivated high-tech 'fruit radish seed', and I am also planting it for the first time and selling it for the first time...... This radish is not only pollution-free, but also extremely nutritious and has therapeutic value. ”
"Fruit radish, good, good!"
Long San personally tested it, and the taste was impeccable: "Such a superb, only ten yuan a pound is too cheap, in Lao Tzu's view, it has to be sold for a hundred yuan a catty." ”
"Oh, no, no..... No matter how good something is, it is also a vegetable, and it is a good thing that the people can afford to eat. ”
This guy's heart is darker than Xiao Yu.
"Haha, brother is good at his skills, and his heart is good, you brother Lao Tzu is not in vain!" Long San laughed again and again: "From now on, you can set up a stall for free." Which position you like, just tell them to get out!"
"I said Ryusan, you won't be a to, right!"
Seeing the two singing and harmonizing, a nearby grandmother immediately stood up.