Volume 3 Dawn of the Frontier Chapter 49
"What's the clam?" Wu Li looked dazed: "Everyone is here, just add a few pairs of chopsticks." ”
Zeng Hao and the others were directly stunned, why did this kid suddenly ......
Then, it was Zeng Hao and Zheng Lai who reacted first, this kid must have something to worry about!
They suddenly changed their familiar expressions, and said while inviting the people around them to sit down: "Yes, yes, yes, come and sit down, I just cooked a lot of dishes, let's eat some together, so as not to waste." ”
Yu Yangxu and the others were still stunned, and they couldn't react to what happened for a while.
"Stop!"
The people who were invited were sitting down leisurely following the invitation of Zeng Hao and Zhengcheng with a blank face, but they were frightened by Xiahou Yuyan's roar and retreated.
The two of them were a little embarrassed, but they still spoke seriously first: "What's the matter? Sit, be polite." ”
"Humph!"
Xiahou Yuyan smiled coldly: "Is it true that our Xiahou family is stupid? You were bluffed by you in just a few words? What if there is medicine in the meal?"
Wu Li sneered when he heard this, and shook his head helplessly: "I'm sorry, are you really stupid, haven't you seen that we have been busy for a long time?
"Besides, didn't you ask for a kick in yourself?
"Uh......" Xiahou Yuyan was speechless for a while, and the old sister next to her added fuel to the fire: "Sister, there is nothing wrong with what he said......"
"Look at it!" Wu Li spread his hands: "It's still your old sister who is more sensible, come on, sister Yushi, this dish is hot, hurry up and eat it, don't wait for it to be cold for a while, the taste will not be good." ”
"Gotcha!" the girl smiled, and then sat down with a big grin.
The rest of the people quietly glanced at Xiahou Yuyan, and when they saw that she seemed to have nothing to say, they all smiled and sat down one by one.
"Alas~" Xiahou Yuyan had to sigh lightly, and she had no choice but to sit down.
It was true that she was tempted by the food just now, but she didn't find out until she had sorted out her thoughts...... I really seem to have made a stupid mistake.
Obviously, she asked to join first, but she was the first to question that the other party's dishes were problematic, and even she felt a bit double standard......
The raised stone bench was obviously not enough for so many people to sit, so Yan Xiangyi used his ability again to make the gaps between the stones joint, and two long stone platforms were formed, which happened to be in a row on both sides.
"So......" Wu Li raised the beer in his hand and said with a smile: "Cheers, everyone!
The people on his side all looked at him silently, and then they also raised the drinks in their hands, looking very reluctant.
"Wait a minute!" Who would have thought, Xiahou Yuyan actually spoke up again and stopped the people on her side who were about to raise a toast.
She stared at Wu Li's expression and said lightly: "Although it is impossible to drug the food, these drinks are not necessarily, unless it is ......"
"Okay, okay, I know. Wu Li interrupted her impatiently, craned his neck and took a long sip of beer, and after a few grunts, he exhaled a mouthful of wine.
Then he looked at Xiahou Yuyan: "It's done, right?"
Xiahou Yuyan was silent for a long time, and the Yushi girl next to her stared at the food in front of her with wide and beautiful eyes, her mouth pursed slightly, obviously she was hungry.
Finally, Xiahou Yuyan smiled slightly: "I'm sorry, after all, we are still in a competitive relationship, so we have to keep an eye on it, this cup is considered to be an atonement." ”
With that, she gulped down the drink in her glass.
In fact, he still kept an eye on it here, and did not touch alcoholic beverages such as beer, because no one knew about it...... Is the alcohol in it really just alcohol......
Wu Li actually saw it, but he was not annoyed, he invited everyone to hurry up and move his chopsticks, and smiled very happily.
This kind of dinner with a warm atmosphere
, he loved it.
For a while, the dishes and chopsticks rang continuously, and the subtle chewing sound was endless.
Wu Li's side chatted and laughed from time to time, but it seemed that the people of the Xiahou family were a little dull.
Xiahou Yuyan chewed carefully, and at the same time, she swept her gaze over the faces of Wu Li and the others with extremely vague eyes.
Everything looks normal, just like a normal spring outing party, and it is precisely because of this...... It's particularly weird.
No matter how nervous these individuals are, in this environment, they can still be so leisurely, no matter how they think, it is not normal.
While pondering, Xiahou Yuyan stretched out her chopsticks to pick up the cold pork ears in front of her.
But at this moment, Wu Li's chopsticks stretched out at the same time, and she took away the ear silk before her.
“???”
Xiahou Yuyan glanced at him, and the two looked at each other, but Wu Li smiled innocently: "It's delicious." ”
Her eyes gradually narrowed, looking at Wu Li's smiling appearance, as if she wanted to see through his heart.
It's a pity that Wu Li still smiled slightly, and the people around him were also dealing with the food in front of them with their hearts, and they couldn't notice this.
Maybe I'm thinking too much......
With this in mind, Xiahou Yuyan moved her lotus root arm slightly and stretched out her chopsticks to the small fried meat.
But at this moment!
An afterimage flew by, and Xiahou Yuyan also turned her gaze to Wu Li for the first time.
He was still smiling, but ...... This time, I took the time to lick the soy sauce off the corner of my mouth.
“……”
Her eyes gradually cooled, Xiahou Yuyan did not squint, the movements in her hands changed again, and the chopsticks moved towards the braised pig's trotters in front of her.
At this moment, Wu Li didn't make the slightest move, and until Xiahou Yuyan picked up the pig's trotters and sent them to his mouth, he didn't make any moths.
The suspicion in her heart was even worse, but when the tempting fragrance filled her nose, Xiahou Yuyan's attention finally relaxed a little.
But it was just such a glimmer of opportunity, but it was grasped by Wu Li!
The afterimage swept again, and as soon as Xiahou Yuyan's hand was loosened, the pig's trotter at the tip of the chopsticks was gone.
But in Wu Li's mouth, there was a sudden "click" crisp sound, obviously chewing something.
"Tsk!"
The corners of her mouth twitched violently for a moment, and Xiahou Yuyan was already furious, her green tendons erupted on the side of her head, and her brows were deeply furrowed.
The lotus root arm was thrown diagonally, throwing out a line of white shadow.
The bamboo chopsticks are dismantled horizontally and the two pointed beaks are disassembled.
Syllable~
The bamboo chopsticks in his hand were swung away by the other party again, making a crisp sound.
Xiahou Yuyan glared angrily, but Wu Li was still smiling.
The matter has come to this point, no matter how much Xiahou Yuyan realizes it later, she has already figured out that this is a naked provocation.
"Hmph, you want to play......" sneered in her heart, and Xiahou Yuyan suddenly became serious: "Accompany you to the end!"
Then, the amplitude of her movements suddenly increased, and one hand was already flung like a snake shadow, and kept pecking at the food on the table.
And Wu Li was also the first to dismantle the block, and between the arms flying, the two of them didn't ask for sweetness!
The violent movements of the two people here finally attracted everyone's attention, and they were all slightly stunned, not knowing what happened to these two people......
On the contrary, Yu Yangxu, who has always been not very sensitive to fighting and killing, noticed that something was wrong.
He saw that the movements of the two of them gradually increased, and the eyes of the other party gradually became wrong, so he scanned the expressions of everyone present like a thief, and after confirming that no one noticed him, he quietly took away the plate of buckle meat in front of him......
This dish and the overlord's elbow are actually the only dishes he can eat, because ...... "spicy" is actually a kind of pain.
So he must be unblessed with the rest of the dishes, and he has to take advantage of his life, but he still eats these two slightly spicy dishes with relish.
After all, at the moment of food, no matter how great the difficulties are, they must be overcome! This is the last dignity of a foodie!
To get back to the point, braised pork trotters, a small and greasy food, are not easy to use chopsticks, so after Wu Li and Xiahou Yuyan fought for a long time, this thing ...... It's finally out of the control of the two.
Then, the thing arcs...... fell straight into the deep ravine of Xiahou Yu's poetry girl on the side.
"Ahh
Yushi girl screamed in shock, this sudden change even made Wu Li, who had to take the lead in doing things, freeze his expression.
"What are you doing!"
Xiahou Yuyan finally couldn't bear it anymore, and immediately slapped the table and asked.
"What do you mean?"
"If you don't want to give it to us, just say it, what are you trying to do with some secret pokes?"
"That's it, it also affected the Yushi girl, do you want to declare war with us?"
The next moment Huo Ran got up in the opposite row of people, and the caliber of the scolding was not uniform at the beginning, but when someone said the dilemma of the poetry girl, everyone's tone was finally unanimous, and they all started to crusade against Wu Li.
"Uh......" Wu Li smiled awkwardly when he saw this: "Accident...... Unexpected ......"
"I think you did it on purpose!"
Obviously, Xiahou's family doesn't eat this, the roots of Xiahou's family are located in the northeast of Great Xia, and they are a group of hot-blooded young people who come and go.
"Hey, hey. ”
Suddenly, at this moment, Wu Li glanced at everyone's red-faced faces, and then smiled softly.
"Three ......"
When the first word came out, the other party's shouting was getting louder and louder, and it had already overshadowed Wu Li's whisper.
"Two ......"
The second word was actually heard by Xiahou Yuyan, and he saw that everyone's mood suddenly became a little abnormal, and several people were even ready to turn over the table and fight.
After thinking for a moment, her face changed drastically, and she shouted, "Stop!"
"One!"
Plop plop plop ~~
As soon as the words fell, there was a series of falling sounds.
The Xiahou family, who were still arrogant in the last second, rolled their eyes and weakened their bodies in this second, and they all fainted to the ground.
And the only ones who still have a trace of consciousness are the two sisters Yu Yan and Yu Shi.
Xiahou Yuyan is fine, but Xiahou Yushi seems to be a little unable to hold on.
At this point, she also understood that she must have been drugged, but there was only one thing she couldn't understand......
She kept staring at Wu Li, who was smiling, and said secretly in her heart: "Obviously you have such a good talent, why do you still use this kind of ......?"
The thought suddenly stopped, and the girl finally couldn't support it, so she gently lay on the table and fell asleep.
And Xiahou Yuyan, the only one who is awake now, is holding on to her sleepiness and saying in a trembling voice: "What...... What, exactly...... When ......"
Boom~
Wu Li raised the beer can in his hand and knocked it gently: "Actually, all my drinks are added to them, but only the beer has a neutralizer in it, hehe, I didn't count it......"
"Yes...... Your teammates ......"
After hearing this, Wu Li turned his head to look at Yan Xiangyi and Ye Han who were sleeping beside him, and said with a smile: "You can't give up the child and can't trap the wolf, who let you women pretend to be reserved and don't drink, it's a trick!"
Wu Li was smiling happily now, and it fell into the eyes of the few men present who were still awake...... That's what a "cheap" word.
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