Chapter Ninety-Seven: Routines and Sincerity
Liang Feifei stood on the edge of the railing of the cowshed and said to the two old cows in an affectionate tone: "Skru's compatriots, I'm here to take you home!"
As for why a dragon man would say "compatriots" to the Skrulls, and a dragon man who had eaten the Skrulls to say such things?
In fact, this is one of Liang Feifei's plans. During his time on Earth, Liang Feifei (Extraordinary Dragon) learned a lot of things, especially the part about the intrigues of the earthlings.
In a place called the starting point Chinese network, he read a lot of books, and from various stories, he summed up a relatively powerful thing, that is, [routine]!
That's right, [routine]. There is a certain regularity to the development of things, as long as you find the right opening, then the story will move in a pre-designed direction. This is a [routine]!
The usage of [routine] is diverse and ever-changing. I'm not afraid of how smart you are, as long as you're tricked, then most of them will end up miserable.
From Liang Feifei's various views, he found such a rule, as long as the routine is used well, then the strong enemy will be successfully routined.
For this kind of thing called routine, Liang Feifei is dedicated to learning.
But at the same time, because the website called the starting point is open to the public, it is tantamount to spreading this routine teaching. Therefore, Liang Feifei could only curse in his heart: "The earthlings are really sinister! Let so many routines be spread to the people!"
This strengthened Liang Feifei's determination to find a way to rule the dragon civilization away from the earth after leaving the earth. The human race on Earth was the most sinister and ugly civilization he had ever seen.
But in any case, Liang Feifei's purpose now is to first trick the two Skrulls into old cows. He's got a plan.
First of all, pretend to be a Skrull to trick the trust of the two Skrull Cows. Then he pretended to be looking for them, but due to some accident, the ship died.
Now that the ship is damaged, they need to tell them where they fell before. See if they have any parts in their ship that can be repaired.
As long as you find the Skrull's ship and get a few key components, even if the ship can't take off. As long as he can connect with his own civilization, then Liang Feifei can be regarded as achieving his goal.
As for what to do with the next two Skrulls (cows)? It's very simple! Let them continue to be cows, braised when they should be braised and stewed when they should be stewed, and if they can't, they can be cut and boiled in sauce. Or you can also make Cantonese radish stewed beef brisket.
During his stay in Guangdong, Liang Feifei learned a lot of beef processing skills. The beef turned into by the Skrulls is so delicious, it just happened to be slaughtered and handed over to Master Kong downstairs to deal with, and it is also delicious to make beef noodles!
As long as he can escape from this treacherous earth and stay away from the sinister earthlings, Liang Feifei doesn't mind having more routines.
Liang Feifei was ready, and when he tricked the two Skruls, they ran towards him crying, shouting, "Comrade!"
Then came to a touching confession scene, and then said with a sad face: "I'm sorry, it's late for the organization!"
Well, this routine is very nice and perfect. Isn't this how the Golden Theater is performed at night? Liang Feifei feels that he has begun to master the true meaning of the routine!
But when he looked affectionately at the two Skruls, and said the preset lines out loud. The expected outline of the formula did not materialize.
Hmm, what's going on? Liang Feifei was a little confused. And the owner of Anras Ranch, Anglas is even more confused. What's the matter with this Chinese businessman? Why did he suddenly go crazy as soon as he came to the barn? Isn't he a fool?
Anglas can't work with a fool!
And the Skrru (Ox), who was originally deeply wary of Liang Feifei and Angras, now looked at Liang Feifei with a deeper and more fearful look.
The two heads even began to convey information in cow language in a low voice.
Cow A: "Moo Moo~" (I smell terrible smell on this human!)
Cow B: "Moo~Moo~Moo~" (I also smell it, not the smell of the same kind, but the smell of our companion in his body!)
Cow A: "Moo~Moo~Moo!" (But what to do? He seems to have discovered that we are Skruls? Could it be that we will die on this terrible planet today?)
Niu B: "Moo~Moo~" (We didn't die at the hands of that terrible earthling, but in the end we had to die at the hands of others?)
Both Niu A and Niu B had a look of fear and despair in their eyes. The two cows cowed in the corner, trembling in fear.
Liang Feifei and Angras couldn't understand the cow's language, but looking at the frightened appearance of the two bulls, Angras guessed with his big toe that Liang Feifei must have scared the two elders of his ranch just now.
So he was very dissatisfied and pulled Liang Feifei's shoulder and said, "Mr. Liang, I think you scared them." It's better to get out of here now!"
Because Liang Feifei just behaved like crazy, Anglas has already put a question mark on the cooperation with Liang Feifei. So the tone is not so good.
But now that he has seen what he wants to see, Liang Feifei is not in the mood to deal with a sinister earthling.
Anglas pulled him, and Liang Feifei directly shook his shoulder: "Get out of here!" The vital signs of the dragon people are much stronger than those of humans, as can be seen from the army of dragons created by the clones of the extraordinary dragons.
Earth's ordinary conventional weapons are ineffective against them, and weapons that can harm the lives of these dragonmen through technology are only in the hands of a few people on the whole planet.
And can an ordinary human compete with a dragonman? The answer is no.
So Anglas was thrown several meters away by Liang Feifei with a direct flick of his shoulder, and then hit his head against the solid wall, and he didn't even remember to make the screaming sound, and was killed by Liang Feifei.
Liang Feifei was impatient now, and he directly tore off the railing made of steel bars, as easily as tearing off a few leeks.
"Okay, you'd better follow me obediently!" Liang Feifei has failed in his routine now, and he feels that since the routine is not good, it is better to use sincerity. So Liang Feifei said to the two cows very sincerely: "If you don't want to die yet!"
………………
Kim and Deacon Firth, who had been secretly watching, also moved. I don't know exactly what happened, but it's clear. The Chinese named Liang Extraordinary must have something wrong with him, and he came for these two breeding cows.
And what is the purpose of Mephisto letting the two of them work on this cattle farm? The two of them are also curious to know, maybe this is an opportunity to get out of control?
So without any hesitation, both Kim and Deacon Firth turned into a ball of flame, and flew like a cannonball out of the barn.
………………
Li Jie and Thor, who had just entered the farm and were secretly inspecting the cattle in the breeding base, suddenly heard a loud noise.
The northwest corner of the ranch is on fire!
"Let's go! looks like we're here at the right time!" said Li Jie, who had already begun to run towards the northwest corner of the ranch with Thor.