Seeing that Chen Houde was stupid, the old fat walked towards the classroom, and his mouth opened slightly in surprise. Shouldn't the old fat man be here waiting for the end of class, and then find another opportunity to go up and ask for a number? How can he just go straight to the classroom?

Lao Fat saw Chen Houde walking into the classroom, squatting out of the window with his hands on his face. The old fat felt that his two hundred yuan was in the soup like this.

Chen Houde put his hands behind his back and walked to the podium leisurely and said, "Sorry students! ”

As soon as Chen Houde finished speaking, everyone looked at Chen Houde curiously.

"Teacher, aren't we reviewing this lesson on our own?" a student suddenly stood up and asked.

Chen Houde looked at everyone calmly and said: "This is a temporary change, I haven't had time to tell you yet, I am the substitute teacher of your class, my name is Wang Bowen." ”

The reason why Chen Houde dared to say this is based on previous observations. First, he looked at the classroom and didn't see any teacher in class, and second, he asked Lao Pang how many times it was, and Lao Pang replied four o'clock, and four o'clock meant that the class had been going on for twenty minutes.

I didn't see any teachers come over for more than 20 minutes, and the students sat in a very dense position, definitely not from self-study. If it's self-study, there are definitely not so many people, and the sitting places must be scattered. So the students are here for class, and the reason why there is no teacher is because the teacher has taken a leave of absence. What a classmate said just now confirmed Chen Houde's conjecture.

When everyone heard Chen Houde's words, they all stood up, "Hello teacher!"

Chen Houde raised his hand and pressed it, motioning for everyone to sit down. The old fat outside the window looked at Chen Houde with a frightened face, he didn't expect Chen Houde to dare to play so big, even the teacher dared to pretend.

Chen Houde has dark skin and looks old, pretending to be a teacher is really like that. After all, there are many young teachers in the school, so let's just say that Xiao Xiangxian is twenty-five or sixteen years old, and he is still a professor.

At this time, Song Qianzhi was looking at Chen Houde suspiciously, wasn't this the classmate he met in the library? At that time, he kindly gave him advice, why did he become a teacher now? Could he really be a teacher?

What Lao Pang wants is Song Qianzhi's mobile phone number, Song Qianzhi from the Finance Department of the School of Economics in his junior year, and one of the four major school flowers of Fudan. At this time, Song Qianzhi was wearing a pink plaid shirt outside, a white vest underneath, and long yellowish hair was tied behind him.

Chen Houde just found out that the person who asked for the number was the kind person he met in the library, no wonder he felt a little familiar when he looked at the side face.

However, Chen Houde said to everyone calmly and quietly: "Before the class, I will do a small experiment with you. What kind of little experiment?"

Chen Houde asked himself: "This little experiment is called "mind reading". It is an experiment to detect people's mental activities through their external manifestations, and it is an experiment to understand oneself, see through others, and see through human nature. It is said that the eyes are the windows of the soul, so the characteristics of the eyes are generally used as important reference data for mind reading. ”

Chen Houde began to fool everyone by selling what he had learned in psychology, and then planned to deceive Song Qianzhi's mobile phone number.

"Teacher, can you explain the homework on the blackboard before doing a small experiment? Suddenly, a classmate stood up and said to Chen Houde.

Chen Houde secretly said "bad" when he heard this classmate's words, and he was very secret. Why didn't I notice the homework on the blackboard? It seems that his realm of observing people and things has not yet reached home, so he can't be blind.

Chen Houde turned his head to look at the blackboard, only to see the four big characters "Seven Sages of the Bamboo Forest" written on the blackboard.

Chen Houde smiled, secretly glad that it was not an assignment like high-math programming. After all, Chen Houde was admitted to Fudan in the name of Mohe's champion. I still know a little bit about history.

Chen Houde turned his head to look at everyone and said calmly: "Okay! The Seven Sages of the Bamboo Forest, why are they called the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Forest? In fact, it means that the seven people often gather under the bamboo forest and are hearty, so they are called the "Seven Sages of the Bamboo Forest." These seven people are: Ji Kang, Ruan Ji, Shan Tao, Liu Ling, Ruan Xian, Xiang Xiu, and Wang Rong. What do you think of these seven people?"

Chen Houde's questions were discussed below, and there were all kinds of people who said anything, romantic and talented............ But it's all compliments.

Chen Houde knocked on the podium to signal everyone to be quiet, and Chen Houde saw that everyone was quiet, and continued: "These seven people are passive and evasive, in my opinion, they are actually seven neurotics. ”

Chen Houde's words caused everyone to burst into laughter! Even Song Qianzhi smiled and looked at Chen Houde curiously.

The seven big men didn't do anything, they ate and drank and lived in the bamboo forest every day, and they drank every day, and when they drank too much, they often swam naked. Are you saying it's a neurosis?" Chen explained.

"Yes. Everyone said in unison. At this time, the atmosphere of the classroom was completely ignited by Chen Houde, and everyone was extremely active, and some were even more thoughtful. Everyone was attracted by Chen Houde's unique way of lecturing.

"These seven people seem to be insane, but in fact they are still very romantic, and the romance I am talking about is not the romance of the other! "Chen Houde's mouth is like a hanging river.

"Teacher, what do we imagine to be romantic?" the students asked with a smile.

"You don't call it amorous, it's dirty. Chen Houde also replied with a smile.

Chen Houde's answer made the students below laugh again.

"Alright! Let's get down to business. The number one person of the seven people I want to talk about is called Ji Kang, the word Uncle Night. What does this Ji Kang do? He is an ironworker, don't look at him as an ironworker, he was very famous at that time. Just like the current Four Heavenly Kings, everyone knows it.............................................

………………………………………… This Ji Kang is most famous for making a song "Guangling San", which everyone must know that this song is amazing.

At that time, it was called a divine comedy, but why did you say that this song was a god? It is said that this song has the effect of governing the country and securing the country. That is to say, whoever gets this song can be the emperor, and it is this "Guangling San" that made Ji Kang lose his life The so-called success is also a divine comedy, and defeat is also a divine comedy.

Do you want to know what kind of song this is, and why would a person lose his life for a song?" asked Chen Houde.

"Yes, I want to, I want to. Everyone replied.

"That's right! If you want to know what happens next, let's listen to the next breakdown. Chen Houde hung everyone's appetite and said.

"The teacher hasn't finished class yet! ”

"The teacher hates it. ”

"The teacher is so bad. ”