"Ahhhh ”

Xu Bangde covered his heart and said with a look of ecstasy.

"Fuck off, I still feel excited, I think it's similar to the feeling of myocardial infarction. ”

Yang Han said angrily.

"Okay, okay, little Dezi, don't interrupt, now is such a critical moment, an important moment related to our future life events, if you make trouble again, we will make you the head of the inner house. ”

Shi Cheng said with an unhappy face, and then looked at Yang Han again, almost jumping on Yang Han's body with his eyes.

"Tut-tut, what's the matter, our nobles want to turn into dogs. ”

Xu Bangde said in a weird way.

Shi Cheng frowned at this time and looked at Xu Bangde.

"Alright, alright, don't argue, don't talk about it anymore. ”

Yang Han stood up at this time and said.

At this time, Zhang Mo directly pulled Shi Cheng over to prevent them from making a move.

"Well, it's actually very simple, the secret of my becoming like this is actually you've all heard of it, that is, read more books and newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more, touch your phone less and run more. ”

Yang Han said seriously.

"Gone?"

Shi Cheng asked uncertainly.

"No, it's that simple. ”

Yang Han spread his hands and said.

"Cut, you fool, if it were that simple, everyone would be fine. ”

Shi Cheng said angrily.

"Oh, is it easy? Are you sure? Can you make it?"

Yang Han looked at Shi Cheng with a smile and said.

"Hahaha, our noble lord is probably thinking about spring, hahaha. ”

Xu Bangde said with a laugh.

Everyone smiled and returned to their beds, why Yang Han had such a big change, after all, Yang Han didn't say it, they didn't have any way, they couldn't put a knife against him and say it, or maybe he didn't know why, after all, it was too weird, such a big change in three days.

Then Xu Bangde played with his mobile phone, Zhang Mo played games, and Shi Cheng lowered his head and held a pen and didn't know what to do.

Yang Han also returned to his bed, holding his schoolbag and began to be in a daze, and inside the schoolbag was the jewel.

"I don't know when that 'female ghost' will retrieve this gem, of course, what I want to know most at the moment is that what will happen to my body fused with the unknown energy in the gem, it can't just help me wash the marrow and cut the bones, the supernatural forces in this world are not so poor, there is not even a thing to wash the marrow and cut the bones, you must know that washing the marrow and cutting the bones in the novel is the standard.

Wait a minute, novel? If I am not the protagonist according to the novel, do I have the so-called protagonist halo if I don't die?

If I follow the development of the plot of the novel, do I have to start pretending to be a slap in the face, crisscrossing the city or something, what royal sister Lori, what president star is my ,......"

Just when Yang Han YY was getting up, a slap directly knocked him back to reality from YY.

"I'll go, what are you doing in YY, look at your obscene face, saliva is flowing all over the ground. ”

Xu Bangde said with a disgusted face.

"Ahh

Saying that, Yang Han really began to wipe the corners of his mouth.

"No, I don't. ”

Yang Han said subconsciously.

"Kneel, kneel, although it has become better in a few days after going home, but the IQ has dropped significantly, and even I wonder if you are trading your IQ for the way you are now. ”

Xu Bangde saw Yang Han with a cute face and said with a smile.

Xu Bangde felt that he was almost not ridiculing Yang Han, and then shouted directly: "Everyone, I'm back from vacation, are you going to rub your brothers." ”

"Well, let's go. By the way, do you want to call a few more girls?"

Zhang Mo raised his eyebrows and said.

"What are you calling girls, what are you calling them to do when we eat?"

Yang Han said with a frown.

"Hahaha, my daughter-in-law's bedroom is also single, what do you say, of course create opportunities for you and your lord. ”

Xu Bangde said with a laugh.

"Well, that's it, I'll call my daughter-in-law's best friend too. ”

Zhang Mo said with a smile.

"Now that you've decided, do what you say. ”

Yang Han said helplessly, after all, he had always been a senior otaku before, so he was a little disgusted by the party with girls, or more precisely, he was uncomfortable and very restrained.

"Your lord, seize the opportunity. Xu Bangde patted Shi Cheng's shoulder and said with a smile.

"Well, I'll go book a table first, and you'll come later, and it's not good for the girls to wait for you. ”

Zhang Mo said with a smile, and then left directly.

"Okay, you two dress up well, and you have to behave well tonight, maybe it's done. ”

Xu Bangde said with a smile.

At this moment, Shi Cheng suddenly carried a basin and prepared to go out.

"Shicheng, what are you doing with the basin?

We'll be out in a while, are we still going to walk around without food?"

Yang Han asked suspiciously.

"Uh, wash your face and hair. ”

Shi Chengtou said without looking back.

Then he went out under the gaze of the two of them.

"Hahaha, your lord is stimulated, probably Sichun, do you guess what I saw in his seat just now?"

Xu Bangde pretended to be mysterious and said.

"What?"

Yang Han asked suspiciously.

"Hahaha, the planner, that's what you said before about your change, read more books and read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more, play less with mobile phones and run more, he really believes it, and now he is making a planner, and he is ready to practice. ”

Xu Bangde said with a laugh.

At this time, Yang Han smiled and did not speak.

In this evening, Yang Han and they ate in a private room, four men and four women, the atmosphere was a little restrained at first, the men pretended to be gentlemen in front of the women, and the women were reserved in front of the men.

However, as the number of beer bottles gradually increased, the atmosphere gradually began to liven up.

Especially Shicheng, it is particularly prominent, there are constant rumors in the middle and late stages, the beer can't be described as drinking, it is completely poured, and the wine table is about to catch up with Xu Bangde.

As for Yang Han, he was also poured a lot of wine, but Yang Han found that no matter how much he drank, it seemed that he was not drunk, it was completely like drinking boiled water, and the most important thing was that no matter how much he drank, it just didn't swell his stomach, and it seemed that the wine disappeared as soon as he drank it into his stomach.

That's it, at the end, Yang Han was like a nobody, and the rest of the men were basically about to collapse, and the women's faces were also flushed, and it seemed that they had drunk a lot of wine.

Then the eight of them supported each other and went back, and on the way, Zhang Mo and Xu Bangde spent their two-person world with their daughter-in-law respectively.

And Shicheng was already drunk, but he couldn't pull it away if he wanted to send Xu Bangde's daughter-in-law's best friend Xu Weiwei back.

Later, Yang Han learned that Shicheng wine was bold that night, and he confessed directly to Xu Weiwei, and even kissed Xu Weiwei forcibly, so they were together.

Of course, a week later, Shi Cheng officially announced to Yang Han and them about him and Xu Weiwei, and that day also made Shi Cheng bleed profusely, because he hid it from them and was not a brother.

As for Yang Han, he had no choice in the end, so he could only send Zhang Mo's daughter-in-law's best friend Zheng Yu back to the dormitory, which was very restrained along the way, and the most important thing was that there was a bloody section on the way.

Because Zheng Yu has a good impression of the changed Yang Han, Yang Han's wine is also frequently poured on the wine table.

Of course, if he knelt down after a few cups in the past, but unfortunately it was useless to meet Yang Han after the change, no matter how much he poured, he didn't have the slightest drunkenness, and finally Zheng Yu himself got drunk.

The drunk Zheng Yu forcibly dragged Yang Han to the school's Weiming Lake for a walk by the drunkenness, and jumped up and down, which made Yang Han very embarrassed, and even thought that he was the vulnerable group for a while.

Originally, he had few people with different **, so he was even more at a loss when he met Zheng Yu who took the initiative.

But who knew that Zheng Yu, who was jumping, didn't step on it steadily, and fell directly into the lake, and at the same time he was drunk, so Zheng Yu basically didn't struggle a few times and began to sink.

At this time, Yang Han's head was hot, and he actually jumped directly into the lake, regardless of whether he could swim or not, until Yang Han realized that he couldn't swim after jumping.

Then Yang Han was also struggling in the water, and at this moment, Zheng Yu instinctively hugged Yang Han, holding on to life and death, making Yang Han's situation even more dangerous.

At this time, other people walking by the lake also found out, and hurriedly began to prepare to save Yang Han and them, and some called the hospital directly.

Just when both of them began to sink, Yang Han, who was struggling, suddenly found that he could still breathe without the slightest feeling of drowning, and immediately hugged Zheng Yu with one hand, and kept kicking the water with one hand and two feet.

In this way, the two of them reluctantly floated on the water, and then with the help of the people around them, they broke away from the lake and went ashore, and Zheng Yu still hugged Yang Han after coming ashore, and then the helpless Yang Han also followed the ambulance to the hospital.

It wasn't until later that Yang Han got it by accident, Zheng Yu had won the city swimming competition championship before, and then he knew that the falling into the water was completely directed and acted by Zheng Yu.

Because her water nature is very good, she basically doesn't have to worry about drowning, in order to find an excuse to get along with Yang Han openly.

When Zheng Yu's roommate arrived at the hospital the next day, Yang Han hurriedly ran back to the dormitory, because he wanted to verify whether he could really breathe underwater, and at the same time take the opportunity to see if he could dig out more secrets about his body, and how the unknown energy had changed for him.

After returning to the dormitory, due to the class, the dormitory did not let anyone, Yang Han directly brought a basin of water, and then put his head into the water, when he tried to breathe in the water, but without exception, all failed, and they were all choked.

"Is it my delusion that I wasn't actually breathing in the water last night?"

Yang Han sat on the chair and said with a frown.

"Forget it, let's do it one last time, this time until I can't hold on, I'll hold my breath, anyway, it's impossible for people to suffocate themselves, and when it comes to a critical moment, the body will instinctively save itself.

Anyway, I don't believe it was my delusion to breathe underwater last night. ”

Yang Han said firmly.

In this way, Yang Han once again stuffed his head into the water.

In this way, two minutes passed, Yang Han was still in the water, and there was no situation where he couldn't hold on.

Because of the transformation of his body by unknown energy before, all the functions of his body have been greatly improved in all aspects, if he could last for a minute before, it would already be very powerful, you must know that he is a senior otaku, and his body is very poor.

At just four minutes, Yang Han's body began to swing involuntarily, wanting to get rid of the state of lack of oxygen, but Yang Han grabbed the chair tightly, just to prevent his head from leaving the water, he wanted to gamble once, he believed that breathing underwater last night was definitely not an illusion.

I don't know how long it has been, because of the extreme lack of oxygen, Yang Han's brain has been confused, and he can't perceive the outside world.

Just when Yang Han was about to give up, suddenly Yang Han seemed to have something in his mind that had been punctured, and suddenly Yang Han woke up and subconsciously breathed heavily.

"Hahaha, it worked, it finally worked, I just said, last night was definitely not my delusion, I can really breathe in the water, and not only can I breathe, but I can also talk in the water. ”

Yang Han said with a laugh in the water.