Chapter 1426 It is estimated that you are alone in the whole universe if you drink tea into poison

There was a loud bang in the sky, and the most handsome in the universe appeared.

If it is a little girl who is not familiar with the world, she will definitely be obsessed with this name, and even if she is a veteran of the love field, her first impression of this name will definitely be very good, after all, even if you dare to call the most handsome person in the universe, even if you are not good, you will look more or less like that.

But who would have thought that I am the most handsome and supernatural in this universe?

The inverted triangular head, with a long face of black hair, looks like a deformed little orangutan at first glance, and the most speechless thing is that this product is only one meter...... It's not even a meter tall, and you can't even see him if you don't pay attention to where the whole person stands.

is such a long and extremely complex person, he is embarrassed to say that he is the most handsome in the universe, this is really about the importance of shamelessness, ordinary people will never call themselves that.

Looking at the deformed little chimpanzee in front of him, Ye Fei was also speechless for a long time, at this moment, he felt that he was actually still very tall, and he finally had a little sense of superiority in height.

"Are you really the most handsome in the universe?"

Ye Fei was still unsure in his heart, he was afraid that someone would pretend to be the most handsome in the universe to participate in the show, after all, there were many thick-skinned people in the live broadcast room, and this kind of thing was not impossible.

The little chimpanzee nodded wildly, then raised his head vigorously to look at Ye Fei, grinned, revealing a mouth full of yellow teeth, and said, "If it's fake, Ye Shen, how about it?" I'll ask you if you've ever seen someone as handsome as me? Who would dare to object to my name?"

Ye Fei: "......"

I don't know why, Ye Fei suddenly had an urge to trample this thing to death with one kick, and the blood on his legs was rushing wildly, as if to remind him that he could lift his feet.

Fortunately, Ye Fei's self-control ability is still good, so he forcibly suppressed this impulse, and then gritted his back molars and said with a clear conscience: "No...... Yes!"

"Hahahaha, I know, I know, this name is for this handsome guy, and only someone like me can deserve such a shining name...... No, you can also have Ye Shen, or we both call it this name, I call the universe I am the most handsome, you call the universe I am the most handsome two, how about it?"

Ye Fei again: "......."

This thing hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, no, I can't call Ye Fei such a high-level name, I have to call it." ”

Ye Fei said, muttering in his heart: "I'm afraid that I'll be killed when I go out, so let's call it." ”

Just when Ye Fei was talking to the most handsome person in the universe, the feet of the skyscraper next to him suddenly rose, and Ye Fei saw the afterglow of his eyes, and he was directly frightened into a cold sweat.

"What are you doing?"

"I ......"

The Ferris Pillar scratched his head and said, "Ye Shen, what do you say, why do I have the urge to step on it?"

Ye Fei: "......"

Damn, not only do you have it, I also have it, I just wanted to trample him to death.

"Ahem, don't make trouble, I'm the most handsome in the universe and my live broadcast guest, don't you think he's really handsome?"

Ye Fei raised his head and said to the Sky Pillar, and then blinked his eyes vigorously, that means brother, impulse is the devil, calm.

Ferris Pillar said depressedly: "It's good...... So handsome. ”

Conscience, it's really worthless at this moment.

I am the most handsome in the universe and even looked up at the Sky Pillar, and grinned: "Silly big man, I don't care about you in general, if I hear this next time, be careful that Lao Tzu will destroy you." ”

Ferris Pillar and Ye Fei: "......"

Nima, what's wrong with the world now? Why does anyone who can talk brag about it? Will he die if he doesn't talk big?

You also destroyed other people, you don't look at what you look like, you don't have the calf height of other people's skyscrapers, and people will probably go underground when they step down, and if you don't brag, you'll die, right?

The Ferris Pillar snorted, "I don't care about you, but I think you have to change your name, I'm for your good." ”

"Don't change, I'm the most handsome in the universe, who can do anything to me?

"You...... Children, I am really good for you, I don't listen to the old man, and I will suffer in front of me. ”

"Children, you are children, your whole family is children, where is Lao Tzu?"

"Your grandmother, tell me where you are not small all over your body? ”

"Fuck off, don't you want to die?"

"Oh, it's still on the face, are you? I've given you the face?"

"Damn, looking for death, if Lao Tzu doesn't die today, you won't call me the most handsome in the universe. ”

Ye Fei has a headache on the side, this little chimpanzee is not only strange, but also has a strange temper, and he is about to fight with the Ferris Pillar, the key is who gave you the courage to fight with the Sky Pillar? You don't look at how much smaller than others.

Just when Ye Fei was thinking nonsense, the most handsome in the universe had already rushed to the skyscraper, like a small black ball, gurgling......

Ferris Pillar sneered, standing there and didn't move at all, that's right, he pinched the corners of his eyes and looked down on the universe I am the most handsome, a little kid who is not yet a meter tall is still fighting with himself, watching himself stab him with a finger.

"Lao Tzu gave you three moves. ”

Whew~

Sou~~

Thump~~

"What the hell...... How is that possible?!"

As soon as the Ferris Pillar's words were finished, a series of strange sounds appeared.

I saw that I am the most handsome in the universe, although I have short arms and short legs, but the speed of running is very fast, like a black-haired missile, I rushed to the front of the Ferris Pillar, and then without saying a word, I grabbed the right foot of the Ferris Pillar with both hands and lifted it up directly.

Then an astonishing scene appeared.

I saw that the body of the skyscraper pillar of about three meters flew up with a bang, and went straight to the South China Sea with a flip in the air.

With a plop, the huge body of the Ferris Pillar fell directly into the South China Sea.

This scene was so sudden, too unexpected, too incredible.

Ye Fei was directly stunned, and even burst out, his face full of disbelief, because the impact on him was too great.

Ferris Pillar, that's about three meters tall, the key point is that this thing is covered in metal, and the weight is several tons, not to mention a little chimpanzee less than one meter, even with an ordinary car, it is impossible to hit him, but such a strong metal man was directly lifted off by the most handsome in the universe!

The place where they were talking now was about a mile away from the sea, but it was so far away that the Ferris Pillar flew directly over, and then flew another half a mile over the South China Sea, and then fell into the sea.

Born with divine powers!

That's right, at this moment, Ye Fei kept echoing these four words in his mind, because only these four words can perfectly explain why things are like this.

Lao Mo and his gang were still drunk, but when they saw this scene, everyone was shocked, and then all the wine woke up, and one by one they looked down at the little black orangutan less than one meter in front of them, and subconsciously moved backwards.

That's right, these guys were all shocked by the most handsome in the universe, because it's too scary, okay.

"Lao Tzu doesn't make a threat, you really think I'm a kid, don't you? Tell you, this is still light, Lao Tzu just used half of his strength, if there is a next time, Lao Tzu will send you directly to heaven. "I shouted to the sea in the distance with the most handsome breath in the universe.

And in the South China Sea in that direction, the Ferris Pillar stood in the water with a painful face, and his whole body trembled like a noodle.

"You...... I'm so angry. ”

The Ferris pillar hated and was mad, and asked the sky speechlessly with both hands clenched into fists.

But the thing that made everyone's eyes fall to the ground happened again, although the Ferris Pillar was so depressed that he was about to vomit blood, but this guy was just talking in the South China Sea, and he didn't dare to go ashore at all.

What the hell is going on?

"You come up. "I am the most handsome in the universe and pointed to the Ferris pillar and shouted.

Ferris Pillar: "...... If I don't go up, the manly husband won't go up if he can't go up. ”

I snorted twice, and I didn't quarrel with the Ferris Pillar anymore, but looked at Ye Fei with a smile.

Ye Fei hurriedly retreated in fright, don't underestimate this little thing in front of you, it's too cruel, throwing several tons of skyscrapers away, this is definitely not a joke, you can't see the shadow if you throw yourself, and you can throw yourself back to Yinzhou City.

"This ...... The most handsome, calm, they are all their own brothers, and they have something to say. ”

"Ye Shen, in fact, I have always opposed violence, I am a very loving person. ”

“...... Yes...... There is love, good, good, there are hobbies, as long as everyone gives a little love, the world will become a beautiful world, ahaha. ”

Ye Fei really took this goods, you all threw other people's skyscrapers into the South China Sea, and what about love?

"This ...... The most handsome, come into the house and talk, don't stand here, if you don't leave, I guess the Sky Pillar won't dare to come up. ”

"Good. ”

I am the most handsome in the universe and Ye Fei entered the house together, Ye Fei made him a pot of fairy tea, this thing is drunk and drunk, shaking his head while drinking, and then his eyes are squeezed hard, his nose is wrinkled, and his mouth is grinning.

Ye Fei and Lao Mo and the others all looked at each other with a pained face, and said in their hearts, what are you making a fuss about? It's just a cup of tea, your expression is too rich, is this good or bad? Is it happy or painful?

"What's wrong?" Ye Fei asked with a smile.

Who knows that I am the most handsome in the universe and hurriedly shook his head, and said: "No, no, no, Ye Shen, what is this? It's delicious, it's really delicious, I've never drunk such a delicious water, my mouth is full of fragrance, and there is a very strange feeling in my stomach, it seems to have a very good effect on my stomach, okay, this is really a good thing." ”

Ye Fei's head was full of black lines, and he couldn't wait to pick up a pot of boiling water with one hand and smash it directly on the inverted triangular head of this product, you scared me so much, I thought you couldn't get used to it, since it was so good, why did you look miserable, as if I gave you poison.

"Drink more, drink more, and. ”

"Good. ”

I took another sip of the most handsome in the universe, and then ...... Then the eyes closed again, the nose wrinkled again, the mouth cracked again, and the head began to shake again, and even beat the chest this time.

Ye Fei and Lao Mo and the others are completely drunk, this is so sick, this person, can drink tea like this? This thing drinks tea into poison, and it is estimated that you are the only one in the whole universe, right?

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