As a prodigy, Lin Miao's every move now has been infinitely amplified by others, even if it is just a small thing like getting two perfect scores in the final exam, he has also been treated at the level of screen swiping in this era, and before the report card comes down, it has spread to nearly half of the public service families in Oucheng District. Especially in the streets of Xicheng, even the uncle who sells sweet potatoes on the street already knows that the "kid who went on TV with his dad on Sunday night and wears three bars" got a full score in the exam again, so when Lin Miao went to buy sweet potatoes to fill his stomach when he had no food to eat on the second night of the cycle, the old man was stunned and was free of a fraction of the sweet potato, a piece of two sweet potatoes, and only charged Lin Miao a friendly price of one dollar- As for why Lin Miao didn't have anything to eat on Tuesday night, it can only be said that one of the benefits of having a hemp like Jiang Ping on the stall is that she can always tell you with practical actions that life is like a box of chocolates, and you can never know which one has worms in it. So I won't go into detail about the specific situation, otherwise it will be tears if I talk too much.

On Wednesday morning, Lin Miao and Xu Fengfan had breakfast on the street early in the morning and went to school together.

Today is Homecoming Day, also known as the School Tyrant Day, also known as the School Scum Judgment Day.

In terms of its fair and honest use of human means to divide people into three, six, nine and so on, Lin Miao really feels that this is actually a good opportunity for children to establish a correct outlook on life and values - look, the world is so realistic and cruel, the winner will always take everything, and the loser can't even raise his head to go home.

"But the most important thing is that some people are born better than you, just like a rabbit and a tortoise race, whether the tortoise can win or not depends on whether the rabbit is dead or not, otherwise even if the rabbit has diarrhea that day, it can casually jump over the tortoise and leave a puddle of shit on its head. So this tells us that if you are a turtle, you should be a turtle, work hard, just be a little stronger than other turtles, don't force yourself to do things that you can't do in the first place, even if you do it one day, that is, it will be short-lived and won't last; if it's a rabbit, you should be a rabbit, and you should mix with turtles all day long, and it's not interesting to win, it's meaningless, and it's even more embarrassing to lose. The ancients said well, people gather by like, and things are divided by groups, so why should we work hard? It is to distinguish rabbits from turtles, so that we can find our own life, and we will not waste our talents, waste our years, and be ridden on the head and shit every day......" Lin Miao poured poisonous chicken soup on Xu Fengfan on the way to school.

Xu Fengfan's brain replenishment ability is so strong that he almost vomited, and begged: "Don't say it's so disgusting, I just had breakfast......"

"I know. Lin Miao looked calm, "Didn't I also eat a big bowl of noodles?

Xu Fengfan rolled his eyes and said, "You slut, you have to take advantage of even an egg." ”

"Do you blame me for being cute?" Lin Miaotian was ashamed, "The aunt in the cafeteria, she took the initiative to ask me if I was good, and besides, they fried so many eggs, and they still had to be thrown out in the end if they couldn't finish eating them in the morning, I was here to make every cent of the street's budget be implemented and contribute to it, you can't see such a high political consciousness, no wonder you are still a squadron leader at an age, do you say you are ashamed?"

"I ...... I'm not ashamed!" Xu Fengfan's mouth rose, and he was quite happy.

He has just become the squadron leader, and he has been a squadron committee member a few years ago, and now he has survived, relying on the second prize of the district Olympiad competition last time, and finally was honorably promoted before graduating from primary school.

However, it was only in exchange for Lin Miao's contempt: "Cut, there is really no pursuit of being a man." ”

Xu Fengfan said leisurely: "It seems that it's time to test what kind of heat my Lushan Ascending Dragon Ba has practiced......"

Lin Miao immediately raised her head, looked at the dark clouds in the sky and sighed: "Ah! The weather is so good today, the sky is blue, and there are white clouds floating in the sky!"

As soon as the words fell, a drop of rain hit Lin Miao's forehead.

"Damn! It's raining, run!" Xu Fengfan ran away.

Lin Miao looked left and right calmly, and then sure enough, he found the traffic king of Oucheng District within 20 meters, and shouted extravagantly: "Tricycle!"

3 minutes later, Lin Miao took out two yuan, braved the sudden heavy rain with Xu Fengfan, ran from the side of the road into the school's communication room, and both of them were drenched in soup. is a good student on the glory day, and the image collapsed before entering the school.

Xu Fengfan watched a large group of people outside the transmission room walk into the school gate with umbrellas, turned his head and asked Lin Miao, "Why don't you know how to bring an umbrella when you go out?"

Lin Miao shook the pot and said, "This has to be asked to my mother, and didn't you think of bringing an umbrella?"

Xu Fengfan smiled cheaply and took out an umbrella from his schoolbag: "Brother brought it, but brother just doesn't need it." ”

Lin Miao exclaimed, "Damn, you have a funny brain, right?"

"No, no. Xu Fengfan opened his umbrella and waved his hand at Lin Miao, "Brother go in first, you just wait here for the rain to stop~"

As he spoke, he ran out of the communication room happily.

Lin Miao looked at Xu Fengfan's back, and said with succinct contempt: "Childish." ”

Then he shouted even more cheerfully: "He-man, give me strength!"

followed Xu Fengfan and rushed into the aisle under the administrative building.

"Lin Miao!" Xia Xiaolin caught up from behind with an umbrella and high heels rattling, grabbed Lin Miao's collar, and said angrily, "It's raining so hard that you're still running around, aren't you afraid of catching a cold?" Look at you, your hair is wet...... Come with me, I'll wipe you dry first......"

Comrade Xia Xiaolin, who had been confirmed by Lin Miao as the flower of Bailifang Primary School, took Lin Miao's hand and left.

The two of them strode past Xu Fengfan, and Lin Miao waved lightly at Xu Fengfan, her expression was very unscrupulous.

Xu Fengfan watched Lin Miao and Xia Xiaolin enter the office of the administrative building in a daze, and suddenly had a sense of déjà vu that a rabbit had crossed his head and pulled a bunch of on his head, so he couldn't help grinding his teeth and scolded with a smile: "This guy ...... I really want to kill him......"

……

Xia Xiaolin dried Lin Miao's head with the towel she used to wash her face, and then took Lin Miao to the classroom with an umbrella.

Lin Miao didn't understand it very much, and asked indebtedly: "Teacher Xia, why are you coming here on the day you return to school? ”

"Who said you don't have to come here if you don't bring a class?" Xia Xiaolin pinched Lin Miao's cheek, "I'm here to invigilate, and a few students failed the music exam and have to make up for it today." ”

Hmm, let's talk about this semester's music exams...... I don't think I've even been to it......

Lin Miao muttered silently in her heart, and then decided to keep this secret in her heart forever until she graduated from elementary school.