Chapter 55: Li Jie Becomes Lazy (Part II)
Li Jie became lazy. This is a fact that all the Illuminati bosses will be able to discover. They can now be sure that the hammer in Li Jie's hand is probably the laziness of the so-called seven deadly sins.
Because the hammers are numbered and not too many add up to exactly seven, and Thor corresponds to gluttony, and Dr. Hulk Banner corresponds to anger.
Although there are four other hammers that have been destroyed by Li Jie, Li Jie's hammer that he has now been hit by only needs a simple analysis, and it can be concluded that this hammer represents the weakness and laziness of Li Jie's human nature.
The human weakness caused by this hammer is not imposed on you. Rather, it is to arouse the weaknesses of a person from the depths of his heart and then strengthen them.
So essentially, Thor's gluttony and Dr. Banner's anger are almost inevitable.
Dr. Banner has a Hulk in his body that is a source of anger. And Thor's binge eating wasn't the first day.
If Dr. Doom accidentally fell for arrogance, or if Tony Stark was revived by his amorous lust. None of this is surprising.
But Li Jie was hit, and he was hit by the hammer of laziness. This made the big guys in the Illuminati feel a little puzzled.
Because they think that Li Jie is actually quite diligent.
"Do you really think Li Jie is very diligent?" Thor said to the other Illuminati bosses as he fed him too lazy to eat with a small cookie.
"Isn't Li Jie diligent?" asked Rodgers, the captain of the earth, and he also cited various examples: "Look at how many things Li Jie has done over the years. He changed the plight of mutants. Promoted the birth of super high-speed rail. ”
"The establishment of the Illuminati and the directing of the alien invasion accelerated the formation of the Earth Federation in this way. Also eliminated the Hydra, blah blah blah. I don't want to be presumptuous, but I feel like I'm a long way behind him when it comes to being a superhero. ”
Rogers is really a very honest person. He felt that he had a lot of shortcomings, and at the same time, he felt that Li Jie had done a good job.
His honesty was surprising, and it left Toball speechless.
Thor glanced at Li Jie, who was lazily in bed and had to be fed even if he wanted to eat, and he didn't even want to get up. He said helplessly: "Yes, yes, I admit that he has indeed done a lot of amazing things. But haven't you thought about it, but in fact which of these things is done by himself?"
"That's right, it improves the situation for mutants. But he just had an idea. X beauty potions are not his research, and how to sell these drugs is not something he personally does. The establishment of Tuvalu is also a variant of the younger generation, where people make their own decisions. ”
"That's right, this lazy guy does have a lot of ghost ideas, and he is a dog-headed military advisor behind his back. But he didn't go into battle himself, did he?"
"There's also the Battle of New York, where aliens are coming. Captain Rogers, don't forget that it was you and me who were in charge of acting at the time. We've been rehearsing for a long time. ”
"And to eliminate the hydra, well, he did make some efforts in this matter, and he also went to fight a few little monsters. But don't forget who the main output is in the end. ”
Although Thor, this guy looks like he is obsessed with a fat face, and his IQ is not high. But in fact, this is still a very careful guy. From the fact that he can determine that he is not Odin's biological child, and Loki is Odin's biological daughter, it can be judged that his IQ is still okay.
Listening to Thor's analysis, the Illuminati bosses suddenly found that what he said seemed to be right, if this is really the case, then it seems that Li Jie was not wronged at all by the hammer of laziness.
Looking at it this way, not only did he not wrong, but this was Li Jie's retribution that should have been there a long time ago.
"Although it seems reasonable to hear you say this, but you say bad things about him, aren't you afraid that he will beat you?" Tony-Stark said to Thor, touching the beard on his chin and thinking for a moment.
"Haha. Looking at him like this, I guess he didn't bother to hit me. Nursery glanced at Li Jie, who was lying on the bed and didn't want to move, and said.
What he said is not wrong at all, the current Li Jie is like a high paraplegic patient, lying on the bed without moving, and he has to be fed when he eats.
And this matter can only be done by the Illuminati, and the bigwigs take turns.
Li Jie is now possessed by the hammer of laziness, and he is simply half-crippled. He didn't want to move at all, and if he could solve the problem with one word, he would only say one word.
If he could solve the problem with one look, he didn't even want to say a word. This makes communication a lot more difficult.
Originally, it was a good idea to let Professor Charles read Li Jie's inner thoughts. But as soon as Professor Charles's mental power entered Li Jie's mind, he would feel endless sleepiness. On two occasions, I almost fell asleep on the spot.
This heart-to-heart spirit of calling others to sleep and lazy is terrible. Professor Charles was afraid that he would become a high paraplegic like Li Kit, so after several attempts, he refused to read the ideas in Li Jie's mind by means of mind reading.
And Li Jie almost doesn't want to speak at this time now, and often just glances at everyone with his eyes.
So at this moment, Thor played a key role. Because Thor himself, in addition to being the god of thunder, is also a salted fish.
Not only did he overeat, but he was also lazy. However, Thor is still a restrained laziness, not to the extent that Li Jie is now.
As the god of salted fish, Thor actually knows very well the meaning of Li Jie's eyes and movements.
So now Thor is forced to become the transmitter of Li Jie's spirit. and the people who took care of Lee.
Lying on the bed, Li Jie opened his mouth. Thor nodded and said, "I see." After a while, he came back with a large bottle of Coke. Then he began to forget about Li Jie's mouth.
After another moment, Li Jie opened his mouth again. Thor nodded again and said, "Okay, I get it." Then he took out some high-energy chocolate bars out of nowhere and stuffed them into Li Jie's mouth.
His actions made Rogers curious: "How do you know if he's hungry or thirsty?"
Thor spread his hands, "I don't know. ”
Rodgers Length: ???
Thor quietly pulled Chief Rogers aside and whispered, "I just want to take this opportunity to make Li Jie gain a little weight with all kinds of delicious food, that's all"
Nursery patted the fat on her belly and said, "I believe it's only a matter of time before these hammers are solved." But I hate it when Li Jie urges me to lose weight every day. ”
"So it's better to take this opportunity to make me grow into a fat man, and after experiencing the pain of a fat man, he has no reason to urge me to lose weight. Anyway, Rogers, don't interfere with me. In exchange for this, I will be able to take care of Li Jie in your place these days. You go back and talk to the others and see what happens. ”
Captain Rogers was speechless for a long time in the face of Thor's machination. After a while, he said, "Well, you know, I'm too busy to stay here and take care of you all the time, so I've accepted your offer in principle for the time being." ”
The two Illuminati bosses agreed.