Chapter 316: The Return of Idols
"Master Zheng, the little monk feels that your description is more of a mundane business, which does not match what we do, so it is better for you to change to a psychological clinic. That's it for today, I'll pay for the coffee of the little monk myself!" Yin Bing didn't want to waste any more time, so he planned to withdraw.
"Wait, you little monk is really interesting, even if other masters don't have that kind of thing, they have to bring things to the ghosts and gods, so as to make a lot of money. It's funny for you to say no before you understand the situation, you're quite realistic, but it's too arbitrary!
Aren't you monks merciful? My child now looks like a ghost, glaring at us every day, and if she kills us one day, you will be an accomplice. It's you who can't be saved when you see death, and I won't let you go even if I'm a ghost!"
Yin Bing now wants to cry without tears, I really didn't expect that he could be touched by someone when he was a magic stick, where is this reasonable! In desperation, he had no choice but to fold his hands and proclaim the Buddha's name, "Amitabha, Master Zheng, otherwise, Master and I will go to your mansion to have a look, if there is no evil, we will not accept a penny, if there is evil, we will get rid of it, okay?"
"yes, you should have said that a long time ago, so when are you coming?"
"Without further ado, tonight, I'll go back to the family teacher, and then we'll set off for the donor's house. ”
"Okay, the number I called you before is my own, do you have WeChat? You add me, I'll send you my home address! Can you arrive before seven o'clock?"
"Yes!"
Yin Bing returned to his residence in a lawsuit, and just walked into the door of the unit, when suddenly a yellow shadow in front of him rushed to the door in front of him, Yin Bing subconsciously dodged back, and the thing pounced into the air, but hugged Yin Bing's thigh and shouted: "Master, I can be regarded as finding you! Hey, who are you?"
"Idol!" Yin Bing hugged the idol and rubbed his face between the idol's neck.
"Lord...... Master, is it really you? The smell is your taste, but I haven't seen you for a few days how you have become bald, but you have also become stronger! Even your face has grown several times!"
"Go, go, go! Your mouth is still so annoying! Sure enough, it's my idol's exclusive poisonous tongue. How did you find it?"
"Oh, by the way, I almost forgot!" The idol turned his head and bit Yin Bing's right arm.
Yin Bing jumped to his feet in pain, "Are you crazy, idol!"
"I'm not crazy, you know, the belief that I'm going to find you these days and bite you in person has sustained me until now. You abandoned me, and locked me in the house, and I couldn't get into the room where the young lady was in the closet, and you know how hard it took me to open the door and run out?!"
Yin Bing was a little embarrassed, after he and Shi Wu entered Tongcheng from the special training space of the wardrobe that day, they never went home, because things were one after another, and he didn't think of idols at all. Thanks to the idol being opened in Hitomi City, he opened the door and ran out by himself!
"I've been wandering around the neighborhood since I came out, waiting for you to come back, but you've never returned. I wandered around the neighborhood every day, looking for food in the garbage bins. Listening to Jiangnan Leather Factory, the bastard Yin Bing boss owes 350 million and ran away with his sister-in-law!
Then one day, I smelled you on a delivery boy, and I followed him here, and I waited here for a few days. Hehe, hard work pays off, I'm really waiting for you!"
Yin Bing was moved and guilty at the same time, he hugged the idol and said: "Idol, I don't want to abandon you, I really have some things that are very urgent and need to be dealt with so I have to transfer here! I'm sorry! I'll buy you sausages now, I will definitely compensate you!"
Saying that, Yin Bing took his idol and walked towards the convenience store at the entrance of the community, ignoring the strange eyes of the clerks, he bought a lot of sausages of various flavors, and walked out of the convenience store with them.
returned to the residence with idols, he handed over idols to Zou Jiajia to take care of, Zou Jiajia was also very surprised and moved to see idols, and was busy feeding idols sausages. Yin Bing had told idols a long time ago that it was not allowed to speak in front of Zou Jiajia.
Idols are busy eating intestines, as if they want to eat all the grievances they have suffered these days.
Yin Bing went to Taylor's room and discussed with Taylor that he would find someone to pretend to be his master and go to Zheng Xuemei's house to hunt ghosts.
Taylor asked, "Who are you going to go to?"
Yin Bing snapped his fingers and began to sift through the candidates, "I originally wanted to choose Shi Wu, he is tall, strong, and looks like an angry King Kong, but this guy is a little tendoned, and he is not good at lying and acting." The rest of the people are all foreigners, and I don't think we people can quite accept the concept of foreign monks catching ghosts.
Women are even worse, now it seems that I can only find a fat man, this guy has a wide heart and a fat face, you don't have to work too hard to put on makeup, this kid has enough brains, and he has his own koi attributes, I think only him!"
Taylor said, "Okay, then you can call him back quickly, disguise is not my strong point, I may have to take some time!"
Yin Bing called the fat man Bu Tao, and he replied very professionally: "Hello, this is a rider like so-and-so, what's the matter with you?"
"Fatty, it's me, you're addicted to food delivery now, aren't you? Come back quickly, I'm looking for you for something!"
"Oh, what is the matter?"
Yin Bing was a little annoyed, "Come back and invite you to dinner, hurry up, don't grind!"
"Oh, it's coming soon!"
Yin Bing slapped himself on the forehead, thinking that it was really a good choice to take the fat man out to pretend to be a magic stick?
In less than ten minutes, the fat man rushed in in with a hot sweat!"God Xingze, where are we going to eat?"
"Eat, eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat, we have a big job now, if you do this job well, I will invite you to the best restaurant in the city to eat, how about it?"
The fat man's eyes lit up with little stars, and his saliva was about to flow out, "Okay, what kind of work?"
Yin Bing told him about going to see Zheng Xuemei in disguise today, and the fat man only noticed that Yin Bing was in disguise, "Great God Xingze, why are you dressed up like this, then you will let me play your master later, do I have to turn into this too?"
"I'll go, you won't just see that I'm like this, will you?"
"That's right, I smelled you still the same smell, so I didn't pay much attention to your appearance!"
"It seems that you belong to the same family as my idol! Okay, stop talking nonsense, hurry up and put on makeup! We are going to the customer's house at seven o'clock, you can be clever when the time comes, don't show your stuffing!"
"Oh, listen to what you mean, there is nothing supernatural at that house, we went, it was just a formality, why are you so serious!"
"No, this is a matter of word of mouth, if we do this well, maybe we can get other big jobs in the future!"