Chapter 541: Who Carried Whose Pot?
The college entrance examination, once a year, everyone has long been familiar with the college entrance examination. The rhythm of each year is about the same, and after the exam, it's either crazy playing, or lamenting, in short, there are all kinds of emotions.
However, this year is a little different!
To be precise, this year's imperial capital is different from previous years!
That's a big difference!
Still playing crazy?
Still relaxing?
Still have any emotions?
I'll go to your uncle's!
This year, the candidates in the imperial capital have a reaction!
Wrath!
Endless rage!
At a certain test center, a candidate stood at the gate of the school, hugged his father and cried for a while, and then suddenly roared angrily into the sky: "Ye Jiao...... Education Bureau! I don't share the same day with you!"
This roar instantly attracted the attention of many people.
"Whose kid is this?"
"It's so unqualified!"
"What are you shouting?"
Many passers-by on the street frowned, and even some parents were a little displeased.
However, in the next second, the school gate exploded directly!
This student is like sounding the horn of anger, and countless students are looking up to the sky and roaring!
"Education Bureau, I'm your grandma!"
"What a bitch!"
"You stinky fools, who is it bad to please, you invite Professor Ye?"
"Your uncle!"
"Is this a human problem?"
One after another, countless students scolded the Education Bureau at the door!
Moreover, this is not a school yet, almost all school candidates are like this, come out and cry with a headache, and then scold the Education Bureau angrily!
There's no way, they want to scold Ye Feng, but if you think about it, forget it, it's more reliable to scold the Education Bureau!
Soon, the news was flying.
"Countless candidates angrily scolded the Imperial Capital Education Bureau!"
"Candidates angrily denounce the Education Bureau as inhumane!"
"The college entrance examination is over, and the imperial capital is wiped out?"
"Imperial Capital College Entrance Examination Liberal Arts and Science Comprehensive Test Questions Exposed!"
"Another Best in History!"
"The Big Mistake in the Experts' Predictions!"
"Imperial Capital Candidates Cry Bitterly!"
"The coolest in previous years, the worst this year!"
"History and Physics Jointly Stage the Blockbuster of the Year - No One Survives!"
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The other side.
As soon as the exam is over, the online is already frying. The angry candidates of the imperial capital directly occupied the major circles, and they were about to explode one by one!
"At noon, the professor who said that Wen Zong is not difficult for you to come out, thank you!"
"Who said that the afternoon exam is easy? I can't stand my fifty-meter broadsword anymore!"
"I want to shave your head with a dragon slayer!"
"After the math exam, I felt that the second half of my life was already bleak. But after the physics exam, I realized how beautiful my life was before!"
"After the math exam, I thought I had no future. After the history exam, I realized that I really have no future!"
"It's so!"
"My son is crying in the toilet now, and he asked me to ask on the Internet, is there a team to repeat next year?"
"Yes!"
"I'm signing up!"
"Sign up +1!"
"Sign up + 9999999!"
Candidates from other provinces came to eat melons.
"Come on, you'll be able to do it next year!"
"Brothers, I'm waiting for you in Haida!"
"Don't worry, I'll go to Haida to help you greet Professor Ye!"
"After reading your physics questions, I just want to say that Huaxia needs a steely warrior like you!"
"I apologize to my compatriots in the imperial capital, you are really awesome!
"It's better than our Hebei!"
Even the Hengshui candidates in Hebei said: "In these three subjects of mathematics, history and physics, everyone should be at the same level!"
Soon, a joke circulated on the Internet, and a lewd person wrote this paragraph:
"I believe everyone knows that this imperial capital physics problem is difficult, right? But many people may not understand how difficult it is, so I will give you a brief description. ”
"Let's put it this way, if you can score 20 points in the imperial capital physics question this time, it will be enough!"
"If you can get 30 points, then you are too good!"
"If you can score forty points, brother, then you are the battle dad among the top students!"
"If you get 50 points, my God, you're a genius!"
"If you pass, I'll rub it, then you're the contemporary Seurps! Do you know Seurps? It's the big brother who discovered gravity! You can discover gravity!"
"If you get 70 points, my mom, you're Seurps and his dad Shorpleis!
"If someone gets 80 points in the exam, my Xiu'er, you can go to the Imperial Capital Zoo and buy a stall, you can charge the entrance fee, we will spend money to visit you, you are the next national treasure!
"If you get 90 points, then you are light, you are electricity, and you are the only myth!"
"If you get 100 points in the exam, I will rub it, then you are a contemporary celestial, a genius through the ages, a mathematician, a writer, a historian, a calligrapher, an educator, a thinker, a philosopher, a home, a singer, a poet, and a professor of the three departments of Haida - Ye Feng Ye Tianren!"
As soon as this paragraph came out, it instantly became popular all over the Internet, and countless imperial capital candidates frantically forwarded their makeup.
"He's so right!"
"I guess I'm at 20 points!"
"I usually get full marks, and I guess this time it's just over 30 points. ”
"I want to cry!"
"Professor Ye has transcended mythology......"
"I don't know, I'm shocked when I see it, Professor Ye has so many titles?"
"These are all titles that have not been added, and he is still the dean of two projects!"
"I took it. ”
This paragraph caused crazy complaints from netizens, and even some celebrities reposted this paragraph.
The contemporary singer Meng Fankuo said in the circle: "Students who feel sorry for the imperial capital, you must be strong!"
Famous actress Zhu Qing: "Don't cry babies." ”
At present, one of the youngest groups in Huaxia posted a message: "Fortunately, I will only take the college entrance examination next year, and I feel sorry for my brothers and sisters." ”
Of course, these stars all want to gain popularity. However, no matter how much they rub, they can't catch up with one person!
Su Ning!
Ning Ning didn't post a dynamic, but her circle has exploded!
The traffic exceeded 70 million in one hour!
The number of speeches per minute in the circle exceeded 3,000!
Fifty messages in one second!
The popularity of the circle has jumped directly to the tenth place on the singer list!
Countless candidates scolded angrily in the cat circle!
"Damn the Board of Education!"
"Damn, I don't share heaven with the Education Bureau!"
"Bastard Education Bureau!"
"Don't mind Professor Ye's fans, don't get me wrong, Lord Queen, we are not targeting your husband, let alone trying to scold him, we just want to scold the Education Bureau!"
"Yes, we're here to scold the Education Bureau!"
Come to the cat pen to scold the Education Bureau?
I don't know how many fans can't cry or laugh, and even Ning Ning at home doesn't know what expression is.
They want to scold Ye Feng but don't dare to scold Ye Feng, so they can only use the Education Bureau as a punching bag! Of course, the official website of the Education Bureau is even more tragic than the cat circle!
Seriously, this group of candidates really regarded the Imperial Capital Education Bureau as the culprit, and Ye Feng was at most a murderous "knife" in their eyes!
The most fundamental reason is still the person with the knife!
If it weren't for the stupid dick of your Education Bureau to invite Professor Ye here, would Professor Ye have had a chance to come up with such a difficult question?
Yes?
Blame you all the hell!
The scolded dog of the Education Bureau is bloody!
Even, on the Internet, some people shouted the slogan of "attacking the Education Bureau, arresting Director Chang alive"! What's more, Chang Kai directly "self-judged to thank the world"!
The shouts on the Internet are wave after wave, directly paralyzing the official website of the Education Bureau!
Who can withstand this formation?
The people in the Education Bureau are all stunned, and they can't turn this corner at all!
What the hell are you scolding us for?
Looking at the scolding on the Internet, Chang Kai's face turned green, let him "self-judge to thank the world"?
I'll go to your uncle's!
What does this have to do with me!
"Changju, what do you think of this?" a director of the Education Bureau wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, "This can't be controlled, we really have to get into trouble!"
Chang Kai took advantage of his face and said with a righteous attitude: "What are you afraid of! We didn't do it, and we didn't do it!"
Soon, Chang Kai personally wrote a notice: "Notice to refute rumors: It is rumored on the Internet that Professor Ye was invited by our Education Bureau, and this is a rumor! The biggest rumor of this century! The Ministry of Education and the Haicheng Education Bureau have both invited Professor Ye, but Professor Ye has not agreed.
As soon as this notice came out, the candidates were stunned for a moment.
"Didn't you come from the Education Bureau?"
"That's not what I said before!"
"Then why did Professor Ye come to the imperial capital to ask questions?"
"That's right, why did Professor Ye come to the imperial capital!"
"It must be explained!"
Looking at the questions on the Internet, Chang Kai was also out of the way, and issued another announcement: "As for why, we don't know, we can only ask the professor!"
He really used Ye Feng to death, and pushed everything on him! Also, when they were looking for Ye Feng at that time, they had already thought about it, as long as there was a problem, they would push it on Ye Feng!
It's not that they're irresponsible, it's mainly that they can't afford it!
They're all drowning in the spittle!
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