Jiang Ping turned off the air conditioner and opened the window, and the room quickly became lukewarm and very comfortable. ◢ With the *dream* small ◢.com

Lin Miao took out the brand-new red and white machine that I didn't know which of Lao Lin's colleagues had given her, sat in the living room, and while waiting for Lao Lin to come back with dinner, she studied the eight underwater levels of Contra with Xu Fengfan, who was about to eat after rubbing the air conditioner. As soon as Ding Shaoyi and her secretary left, Li Xiao, who had been hiding in her room, also ran out, sat next to Lin Miao, supported her chin with her hands, and stared wide-eyed at the two handicapped contestants who gave up their lives again and again, and after sighing a few times, they quickly got used to it, then became numb, and finally became indifferent.

Jiang Ping took the mop and dragged it in front of Lin Miao.

Lin Miao was disturbed by Jiang Ping's vision, and unexpectedly gave away this unknown life, the music of gg on the TV sounded, Xu Fengfan looked at Lin Miao with contempt, Lin Miao silently put the handle down, and rebuked sharply, "This kind of spiritual opium, I won't accept it if I give it two more lives!" I play this game and die when I go out, just to show my determination to draw a line with it!"

Xu Fengfan squinted, "Holy shit, it doesn't matter if you die by yourself, don't bother me......"

Lin Miao looked righteous, "Fengfan, you're finished, your soul has been corroded by the game, and I condemn you on behalf of a red scarf of five or one." ”

"Damn. Xu Fengfan shouted, simply stopped playing, put down the handle and talked to Lin Miao, and asked in a low voice, "Are you really going to the capital?"

"Hmm. Lin Miao nodded.

Xu Fengfan asked again, "Then who will take you there?" Your parents have to go to work, your father is so busy now, and the streets don't have summer vacations. ”

Lin Miao said, "What are you kidding, if you can't even get out of the door, what else am I bragging about with Lily?"

Xu Fengfan said entangledly: "Why do you want to brag to her? Is it really not good to be a human being? You went to the capital, where will I blow the air conditioner this summer?"

"Oh, I'll go, do you really have the face to say it?" Lin Miao looked at Xu Fengfan in amazement, and then immediately changed back to a serious appearance, and said seriously, "I have to blow this, otherwise I'm afraid I'll regret it in ten years." ”

Xu Fengfan asked, "Why?"

At this time, Jiang Ping pulled the mop again, dragged it back and forth for the second time, and passed by Lin Miao.

Lin Miao silently watched Jiang Ping walk away from the front, and waited for her to walk into the bathroom before she slowly spoke, "Because of love." ”

Li Xiao suddenly chuckled out loud as if he didn't understand.

Xu Fengfan rolled his eyes and complained, "Your hair hasn't grown yet, talk about fart love?"

Lin Miao has been getting more and more recently, and she jumped up with a big reaction, pointed at Xu Fengfan's nose and shouted, "Damn, do you dare to say that elementary school students don't deserve love? Do you dare to swear that you have never liked any underage girl since the third grade of primary school? Do you dare to swear a poisonous oath? Do you dare to bet on a household register?"

"I ......" Xu Fengfan was stunned by Lin Miao's momentum.

Lin Miao suddenly sat down again, patted Xu Fengfan's shoulder, and sighed lightly, "Forget it, just kidding." Elementary school students are not the same as primary school students, hundreds of thousands of primary school students in the city, handsome and dashing, talented, rich in the family, and with a bright future like me, count on your fingers, and I am the only one in total, and I can't use my special case to measure your situation. More than ninety percent of primary school students are indeed unworthy of love, and they are not only unworthy of love in elementary school, but also unworthy of junior high school, high school, and college. Love is too extravagant, each love is converted into RMB on average, at least 500,000 pounds, more than a billion people in China, how many people can take luxury goods on the day, how many people can find love, the country is not rich, the people's living standards are still limited, sails, this is not to blame you......"

Xu Fengfan listened to Lin Miao's chatter, and was stunned for five or six seconds before he understood the meaning, jumped up and shouted loudly, "Fart!

Jiang Ping, who was twisting the mop head in the bathroom, poked her head out and asked Xu Fengfan with a smile, "Fengfan, do you like any girl?"

"I ...... I'm not! I don't~" Xu Fengfan stomped his feet in anger.

Lin Miao couldn't help but sigh, "Alas, early love...... This kid ruined ......."

There was a commotion here, and footsteps sounded in the corridor outside Lin Miao's house.

The two guys from the two Xicheng restaurants, each carrying two large insulated lunch boxes in their hands, followed behind Lao Lin.

Lao Lin walked to the door of the house, looked into the house, and saw that Lin Miao was back, he couldn't help but smile happily, took off his shoes, and ran in front of Lin Miao, wearing socks that had been soaked all day under his feet, emitting the smell of chemical weapons, and instantly polluted the floor that Jiang Ping had just treated worse than before it was not delayed.

"Don't come here!" Lin Miao shouted in horror and drank Lao Lin down.

Lao Lin stopped at his feet and said strangely, "What are you doing?"

Without waiting for Lin Miao to speak, Jiang Ping rushed out of the bathroom like crazy, pushed Lao Lin into the bathroom with his teeth and claws, and asked him to roll away and wash his feet first, and then quickly mop the floor again, while not forgetting to greet the two guys in the small restaurant, and put the things down first-takeout has been ordered many times, and Jiang Ping is also accustomed to Lao Lin's local tyrant eating method.

When Lao Lin barely washed his feet and came out, the guys from the two restaurants had already helped Jiang Ping set up the table, set up the dishes, and then went out respectfully. The fact that he has delivered takeaway to "my country's famous contemporary writer Lin Guorong" will probably make them blow for about half a year, and if Lao Lin's status in the rivers and lakes can be stabilized in the future, this awesome may be able to be passed on to future generations to continue to blow.

Five people came to the table.

Lao Lin was in a very good mood today, and he was still smiling when he was yelled at by Jiang Ping, and casually talked to Xu Fengfan about Xu Jiachang, then led the topic to Lin Miao's master, and asked, "After Dad returned to Dongou City that day, did you and Aunt Shaoyi go to see your master?"

"Yes. Lin Miao picked up a small yellow croaker that was fried golden and crispy and put it in Li Xiao's bowl.

Lao Lin asked curiously, "What did your master tell you?"

Lin Miao said, "My master said that a smart child like me, he has nothing to teach me, how much success will be in the future, the key depends on my own efforts, as long as the family does not lag behind, it should not be a big problem to become famous." ”

"Nonsense! How could your master say such a thing!" Jiang Ping didn't know whether it was out of weakness or self-knowledge, and was extremely sensitive to the three words of dragging her feet, and shouted on the spot.

However, Lao Lin's brain circuit has always been different from ordinary people, coupled with the subconscious instinct of "everything Jiang Ping says must be back", he immediately slapped the table and yelled back, "You know a fart! What kind of character is Ah Miao's teacher, do you know? That kind of big man speaks, can you make your duck brain guess?"

Jiang Ping rolled her eyes and was unconvinced, "The big man of the fart, pretending to be very aware of yourself, I don't know who you are?"

Lao Lin snorted coldly, and two dirty dirty words popped out of his mouth.

When Jiang Ping heard this, she couldn't hold back her fire as if she was about to flip the table.

Xu Fengfan was shocked, and shouted in his heart that he should not lift it! Don't lift it! Such a good dish,

While he was shouting in his heart, Lin Miao suddenly said, "Dad, I'm going to the capital." ”

As soon as these words came out, Jiang Ping's attention was instantly diverted, and he withdrew the nine success forces in his hand, turned the table into throwing chopsticks, threw the two chopsticks on the table, and slammed the porcelain bowl in front of him, making two crisp sounds.

Lao Lin didn't care about Jiang Ping, who was preparing to run away, and asked Lin Miao strangely, "What are you doing in the capital?"

Lin Miao thought about it, hooked his hand at Lao Lin, and then mysteriously pulled Lao Lin into the bedroom and closed the door.

"Dad, there are four people in our family, and at present, it seems that you and I are the only two people who are smart. Lin Miao didn't say anything about people in advance, and let Lao Lin let down his vigilance first.

Lao Lin nodded seriously, with an expression on his face that what my son said was absolutely true.

Lin Miao continued, "A smart person should speak in a smart way, but I can't tell the truth with my mother. ”

"Yes. Lao Lin continued to nod.

"I went to the capital to take care of my future wife. ”

"Right...... What do you have in the future?"

Lin Miao didn't give Lao Lin a chance to come to his senses, and immediately asked, "Dad, what do you think of Aunt Late Autumn?"

Lao Lin was silent for a moment, and then the look in his eyes went through the mental process of regret, helplessness, and letting go in turn, and then sighed deeply, "Yes......"

"That's right!" Lin Miao raised her head and said loudly, "Lily is the daughter of Aunt Late Autumn, and she has inherited Aunt Late Autumn's excellent bloodline. I am your son, and I have also inherited your fine blood! Dad, in our men's lives, marrying a wife is really important, my mother's appearance, you have also seen it, it is not helpful to the family at all! Aunt Late Autumn is different, how do you look at Du Wangfu, isn't it?"

Lao Lin began to be hypocritical, "Don't say that, it's your mother after all......"

"Yes, yes, you're right, I'll definitely be good to my mom in the future, but that's not the point. Lin Miao looked at Lao Lin and said seriously, "The point is that a good wife is always a scarce resource, and I am now standing at the strategic height of family development, and I want to complete the strategic layout of our family for the next fifty years ten years in advance."

Lily is only seven years old this year, thirteen years before she meets the age requirement of the Marriage Act, and only seven years before she leaves the protection of the Law on the Protection of Minors, and she doesn't know how many fools she will have to come into contact with her bad intentions, so I must not let our bloodline take the risk.

Dad, be prepared for danger in times of peace, time waits for no one, three generations of dressing, five generations of eating, you open your mind and think about it, when you are ninety years old, do you want to see a big family that is too awesome to do, or do you want to see your great-grandson is a bad man? Do you know what I mean? I went to the capital to see Lily, for our family!"

Lao Lin was a little dizzy by Lin Miao's words.

How absurd and absurd these words came out of the mouth of a seven-year-old child.

However, Lao Lin is not a particularly mentally normal person......

Lao Lin is convinced that his son is definitely not a genius in the general sense, but a genius among geniuses, and maybe it is possible to be the number one genius in the country. So under this premise, no matter what kind of absurd scene it is, the son's words are worth taking seriously. Not to mention, Lin Miao's words also hit his itch very accurately.

Generally speaking, when normal people talk about their own home, they use the expression "our family".

If the bones are a little stranger, they may say "our Lin family", "our Li family", "our Zhao Qian Sun family".

But when it comes to Lao Lin, the way of addressing is quite energetic.

He is usually at home and likes to call himself "our Lin family......

Lao Lin, who grew up in the city, but has always adhered to the rural complex of the farmer, agrees with the concept of "family" from the bottom of his heart. He looked at his son, who was just over his waist, pondered for a while, his eyes suddenly became firm, and he replied in a deep voice, "Okay, Dad will take a leave of absence tomorrow and take you to the capital." "I secretly thought that Xu Yiguang seems to be very busy recently, and he should be quite lonely in the capital alone in late autumn......

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