Chapter 1697: Which Two Words?
The scene in front of me really made everyone dumbfounded.
No one expected Ye Fei to be so strong.
That's Jialan's pet, it's a fierce Western dragon.
You rush up and bang like this, it's a burst of punches and kicks, you don't want to live?
And what made these people even more speechless was that under Ye Fei's stormy attack, the evil dragon actually lay down slowly, not moving, no, it was moving, its huge head twisted, and then rubbed around Ye Fei's body, as docile as a kitten lying in the arms of its owner.
Seeing this scene, the eyes of the Silver Shadow Man, Jia Lan, and the Elf God almost fell out of their sockets.
"This Nima...... What the hell is going on?"
"Damn, what did I see? That's a dragon, and it's Jialan's pet, this ...... How can this be as if the leaf god is its master?"
"I knelt for Ye Shen, I thought he would only cook food, but I didn't expect to have this hand. ”
The elf god rubbed his eyes vigorously, and then couldn't help but laugh.
Deep in the Blue Temple.
Jialan's super big face was also trembling like a sieve at this time......
He never dreamed that this dragon that had been tamed by himself for tens of thousands of years would have this situation, you shameless bastard, people are beating you up, you should pounce on Lao Tzu and bite him to death, it's not comfortable to please others.
"Bite him, bite him, bite him!!" Jia Lanqi's claws clenched into fists and cried out vigorously.
Behind him, the Silver Shadow and the others all watched all this without saying a word, it was really the first time they had seen such a big fire as Jialan's hair, biting him? God, this word is a bit rude to come out of your mouth.
Perhaps hearing Jialan's voice, the evil dragon that was being beaten by Ye Fei like a storm suddenly moved, and then stood up with a snort.
When the elven gods saw it, they all screamed, they knew that this evil dragon was still angry after all, Ye Fei was going to be unlucky.
Jialan smiled evilly on her face, and said: "I still don't believe that I have raised it for tens of thousands of years and has not stopped my words, yes, it behaves very well, uh~~"
He just wanted to say that I was very satisfied, but before he could say it, he saw that the rhythm of Ye Fei's violent beating had accelerated again.
"Oh, you're still standing up, aren't you? Unconvinced, aren't you? I'm wrong, haven't you? Have you brushed your teeth? Have you washed your face? Have you taken a shower? You don't smell the stench of your body? Do you want to have a little dragon face? Look at what I'm doing? Want to rebel? I'll let you look at me, I'll let you look at me!!"
Bang bang bang!
Ye Fei fought harder.
As a result, the evil dragon's eyes that had just revealed a fierce light instantly dimmed again, and then slowly lay down in front of Ye Fei again, and kept rubbing his head against Ye Fei's body with a flattering face during Ye Fei's violent beating.
The whole palace was silent, and no one spoke, because they really didn't know what to say, especially the Silver Surfer, they had never seen such a fierce guy.
Big brother, that's Jialan's pet, it's extremely violent by nature, I don't know how many creatures I've eaten over the years, and I've never seen anyone dare to beat it like this, you can really do it.
The elven gods were all stupid at this time, they felt like they were dreaming, why did Ye Fei suddenly become so strong, you look at this fat beating of the evil dragon, this is all the anger suffered in front of this guy is sprinkled on this guy, isn't it?
Jialan ...... Jia Lan gasped for breath, but he really couldn't understand why.
His pet knows very well that sometimes he will grin at himself, but why is he so docile to this Ye Fei?
Just when they were dumbfounded and watching, an even more bizarre scene appeared.
Ye Fei was a little tired from punching and kicking for a while, and this thing came directly to Zaya's side, and stretched out his hand and said, "Zaya, give me your mallet to use." ”
Zaya: "......"
He almost numbly handed the mallet in his hand to Ye Fei, Ye Fei took it with one hand, but almost fell to the ground, this thing was so heavy that he could barely hold it with one hand.
In the end, the creature ran to the dragon with Zaya's mallet in both hands, and then beat the dragon with both hands with the mallet.
While beating it back, there are words in his mouth.
"Jump, you jump for me, catch me, catch me, don't you spit fire? Hurry up and spit on me again. ”
Burst~
As soon as Ye Fei's words fell, the evil dragon spat out...... Slobber.
Well, this thing didn't dare to spit fire in front of Ye Fei at all, just spit on it.
For a long time, Ye Fei almost broke the thick skin of the evil dragon with Zaya's mallet, and then threw the mallet to the ground with a bang, and then sat on the ground, panting for breath.
That's right, those who commit violence are more tired than those who are violent.
Ye Fei kicked the evil dragon, he didn't have any strength at all, and gasped: "Nima, I'm tired, tell me about you bastard, what are you doing when you come out? Don't you know how tired you are from fighting? Huhu~~ Fu ...... Help me up. ”
Everyone just watched as the evil dragon lowered its head and stretched it out in front of Ye Fei, and then Ye Fei grabbed the dragon horn on the evil dragon's head, and the evil dragon's head slowly lifted up and pulled Ye Fei up.
After getting up, Ye Fei held the evil dragon's body with one hand, panted and looked forward, and said, "How far is it ahead?"
The evil dragon roared loudly, which meant that there was still a long way to go.
As a result, Ye Fei was startled by the sudden roar of this goods, and slapped it with his backhand, and said, "Can't you be quieter? You think I can't hear it when I'm so close, don't you?"
The evil dragon hurriedly lowered his head, rubbed his mouth on Ye Fei's arm a few times, and stretched out his tongue to lick it, so that Ye Fei directly pushed it away.
Roar~
The evil dragon roared again, but this time it was really small, like a cat meowing, which was completely out of proportion to the dragon's huge body, and it looked extremely funny.
Ye Fei gasped for a while, bent down and picked up Zaya's mallet, and said, "Wait a while, don't run around." ”
With that, Ye Fei came back and returned the mallet to Zaya.
Zaya didn't know how he took the mallet, his heart was still shocking, after all, Ye Fei's performance just now was too violent, a mess of fierceness.
Ye Fei saw that the elven gods had not come back to their senses yet, so he beckoned and said, "Let's go, there may be a long way ahead, let's ride the dragon over." ”
Aha?
Hearing Ye Fei say that when he rode the dragon over, the elf gods stumbled one by one, and they all almost fell to the ground.
Oh my god, do you want to be so cruel?
That's Jialan's pet, how did this make you beat your head and face and become your mount?
However, Ye Fei didn't explain to them that he knew how to tame beasts, and led the way in front, and the elf gods followed cautiously behind.
They knew that this dragon seemed to be very afraid of Ye Fei, but they weren't necessarily afraid of them, didn't they see that this thing was scratching and spitting fire at them just now?
Sure enough, as soon as they approached the evil dragon, the evil dragon stood up with a snort, and then two huge eyes stared at the elven gods.
Ye Fei didn't say a word, went up and slapped the dragon in the face, and said, "Be honest!"
Dragon: "......"
The creature hurriedly lay down again, and then hung its head down, and seemed depressed.
Ye Fei was not polite, grabbed the scales on the evil dragon's body, and even crawled and kicked on the back of the evil dragon, and beckoned to the four elves and gods.
The elven gods and the others all got on the dragon's back.
The dragon was so big that it was very wide on its back, and even Darkseid and Zaya's bodies were very loose to sit on.
When all the people were seated, Ye Fei patted the evil dragon's head and said, "Let's go." ”
The evil dragon seemed to feel that he had a chance to perform, so he stood up excitedly, and then a pair of wide wings fanned hard, and he saw two hurricanes appear on both sides, and the huge body of the evil dragon slowly floated, and then carried Ye Fei and the elf god and a few people to fly forward steadily.
On the dragon's back, several elven gods finally reacted, and they all looked at Ye Fei curiously.
"Ye boy, what the hell is going on?" the elf god was really uncomfortable, and finally asked.
Ye Fei spread his hands and said, "I don't know, anyway, my hands itch when I see it, so I beat it up, probably because of my wisdom and martial arts, so it's very honest." ”
Elven God: "......"
He almost vomited, he had seen a shameless person, but he had never seen Ye Fei so shameless.
Are you wise?
From head to toe, what point do you meet the standards of wisdom and martial arts?
"Ye Shen is right, your performance just now is indeed very wise and powerful. Bingo said in a timely manner.
The corner of the elf god's mouth twitched and glanced at Bingo, and found that Bingo was looking at Ye Fei with admiration on his face, not only him, but Darkseid and Zaya looked at Ye Fei with hot eyes at this time, just like a man who had been hungry for ten years saw a big girl in a bikini.
The elf god felt a chill all over his body, and he didn't dare to think about anything anymore, and he didn't ask Ye Fei anymore.
Jialan completely stormed away, and the thing smashed a large sturdy table in front of him that he didn't know how many years it had been used with a fist, and then his extremely fat body stood up and roared: "Damn, that is my pet, but I didn't expect it to become their mount now." ”
The tyrant messenger hurriedly said: "Gods, they are insulting the gods, they can't be tolerated, I suggest killing all of them!"
Stardust also said erratically: "The tyrant has a point, god, these people are obviously provoking you and insulting you by sitting your pet under your ass. ”
Silver Surfer's mouth moved, but he didn't say anything in the end.
Jialan's huge body took a step forward, and the entire palace shook a few times.
"It's not so easy to go to my seventh universe, I have my own way. ”
There was an evil dragon flying with them, and Ye Fei and their speed was much faster, but even so, it took nearly twenty minutes to see the figure in front of them swaying.
The evil dragon flew forward for some distance, and Ye Fei saw the situation in front of him more clearly.
It's just that after seeing it clearly, Ye Fei and the elven gods all had a little numb scalps.
Because the behemoth in front of him was really too big and too big, and it was unimaginable, Ye Fei had never thought that there would be such an exaggerated creature in the universe.
"Bastard!"
When Ye Fei and the others first appeared, Jialan scolded, and then saw Ye Fei's evil dragon body under them suddenly tremble, and then fell to the ground with a thud.
Ye Fei was grabbed by the elf god and bingo They quickly floated down from the evil dragon's body, and then slowly fell to the ground.
"Brutes will always be brutes. Jialan stared at the evil dragon that fell to the ground and said coldly.
Ye Fei also kicked on the evil dragon's body, and said viciously: "I hate this kind of ugly insect the most, let you still be powerful?"
Jialan: "......"
Silver Surfer: "......"
Hearing Ye Fei say this, the faces of several Silver Shadow Heroes all trembled, and they all gloated at what was about to happen.
Jialan, who was scolding the evil dragon, heard Ye Fei's words, and the thing suddenly raised her head and stared at Ye Fei's face...... Well, I admit that one of the eyes of this thing is bigger than Ye Fei's whole person.
"What did you just say?!"
Ye Fei pointed to the evil dragon on the ground and said, "I hate this kind of ugly little insect the most." ”
"Do you know that these two words are the most taboo words I am?" Jia Lan said coldly.
Ye Fei was stunned for a moment, then shook his head, and said with a confused expression: "Which two words?"
Jialan: "......"
"Those two words!"
"Which two words?" Ye Fei asked again.
Jialan's face jumped with anger, and she shouted, "Those two words!
"I just said a sentence that contains a lot of words, which two words are you referring to?"
“......”
Not to mention that Jialan was about to vomit blood, even the elf god and bingo made the conversation between the two of them almost suffocate internal injuries.
Silver Shadow Man, a few people wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and one by one they couldn't bear it, it was the first time they saw Jialan deflated, and they were about to explode when they were angry by a person who couldn't be more insignificant in their eyes.
"You're looking for death!" Jia Lan roared with a calm face.
Ye Fei was not afraid at all, and said: "I know that the chance of me getting out alive after entering the palace is very low, but I always believe that a god-level existence will never put people to death for no reason, there must be a reason, just like now you want to kill me, you said that you hate the two words I said, but I really don't understand which two words I have offended you, even if you want me to die, let me be a ghost?"
"Huh. ”
"What are those two words?"
Jialan: "......"
This thing was really made by Ye Fei to jump, and he was about to go crazy, but at this time, the tyrant envoy snorted coldly and said, "I see that you are deliberately entertaining the gods, and you can only bring ruin to your planet." ”
As soon as the tyrant envoy finished speaking, who knew that Ye Fei suddenly pointed at the tyrant envoy and shouted: "Shut up! Are you called the tyrant envoy? Do you know what you were talking about just now? Entertain the gods? As a general under the gods, you are the followers of the gods, you don't bow down to him, you don't appreciate the favors he has given you, but you don't treat him as a human being, where is your conscience?! What do you want to do? Do you want to rebel?!"
Tyrant's Emissary: "......"
Everyone: "......"
At this moment, the people in the whole palace were completely confused, damn it, which one is this going to sing again?
The tyrant envoy was also stunned by Ye Fei's slamming, he didn't know how what he just said touched this guy's scales, why did he scold?
But scolding and scolding, the crime that this product has pressed on himself is really enough to drink a pot.
"You talk nonsense, the gods are ...... in my heart"
"What is it in your heart? Do you regard him as a god in your heart? If you really regard him as a god, you will never associate the word pastime with a god, you are insulting him, what is pastime? How can these two low words be combined with a high god?
"I ......"
"Don't you dare to say yes? I know you don't dare to say it, your dirty and dark heart is always afraid of being exposed to the bright sun, you are afraid that the gods will punish you after knowing your thoughts, you can only say a few words that make the gods feel disgusting from time to time to make your heart get a little pleasure of becoming too much, don't you?!Don't look at what you said today, but I know that today you must have said something or words that made Jialan God unpleasant, do you dare to deny it?!"
"Me @#¥%"
The tyrant's envoy is going to lie down directly, Nima, what kind of bastard is this?
"You're looking for death!"
The tyrant envoy was really shocked by Ye Fei's three corpses jumping and stealing smoke, and he was about to rush up with a big axe.
But suddenly his body trembled, and then he didn't dare to move, because he found that Jialan's eyes were staring at him.
"You said those two words on purpose? just to satisfy your inner pleasure of becoming too much?"
"Jialan Shenming, don't listen to his nonsense, I follow you sincerely, I have never thought of anything unfavorable to you, let alone done it. ”
"Why didn't they say it just now, but only you said those two words?
"I ......"
"In your eyes and heart, it's always the least indecent thing, isn't it? It's my pet, and if you despise him, you despise me, what else do you want to say?"
"Jialan God, misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding, I never thought of treating it as a worm, I ......"
Before the tyrant envoy's words were finished, he saw Jialan's big hand suddenly fall from the sky, directly grabbed the tyrant envoy, and said viciously: "I told you, I hate others saying those two words the most!"
"God spare, I didn't mean to say the word worm. ”
“...... Die!"
Burst~~
The whole world was silent......