Chapter 153: I can't eat and walk around

The red parrot is used to being pampered at home, thinking that it is the first in the world, and I am the only one. That summer, the red parrots went to the market, and at noon they felt very thirsty. Look at the vegetable market not far from the vegetable market, there is a melon seller under the tree, the melon is quite large, there are white sand honey, croissant honey, and two catties of green skin crisp. She went over and took a big crispy melon and said, "Taste it first and then sell it, you know how bad it is." After speaking, I took it and rubbed it on the sleeve of my shirt, and it was a mouthful.

"Eldest sister, you want to taste the melons I have prepared here, you can eat them at will, how can I settle accounts with you?" The young man who sold melons was a little embarrassed.

The red parrot glanced at the melon seller: "What is the account of tasting the melon? Do you write that you can't taste the melon? Look at you poor hairy ghost fetus! I can't find a daughter-in-law in eight lifetimes!"

"I can't find a daughter-in-law, what does it have to do with selling melons? I didn't say that whoever you want to eat melons will marry?" said the young man unhappily.

When the red parrot heard this, he immediately became angry: "You stinky rascal! You dare to take advantage of the old lady, and I will eat you if I eat melons today!" took half of the remaining melons and threw them over, and the young man had to dodge them. The red parrot hissed and pounced, the young man was big, and there were so many people on the set who did not want to entangle with him, she was noisy and afraid that the melon stall would be messed up, so she had no choice but to push the red parrot's neck collar with one hand, and protect the melon in the basket with the other.

The red parrot is short and stupid, so that the young man can't get close to the young man no matter what, so he jumps and jumps, opening his teeth and dancing his claws but has no effect, and the people on the set laugh when they see it: "What's wrong with this girl? I don't let people say a word after eating other people's melons for nothing, and people don't provoke you to push you out, and you still stick it up, it's a bit unreasonable, right?"

Although the red parrot was rude and capricious, the eldest girl's family also listened to good words, and when she saw that no one was standing on her side to speak, she was also annoyed, so she scratched and scratched and bit the young man's hands and arms. The young man had to push out with all his strength because of the pain, and the red parrot sat on the ground with a butt.

This time it stabbed the hornet's nest, and the red parrot cried, scolded and made trouble, only to make the collector look at it randomly. What's the matter? The two of them are selling a melon so noisy and noisy? It's almost okay! People are persuading each other, but there is persuasion? The red parrot is still arguing vigorously, I am not married, who am I with? Are you all blind? Can you marry casually with the old lady's appearance? When everyone heard this, oh, dare not be in love, no wonder that young man secretly ran away when he saw you making trouble?

The red parrot wiped its snot and tears, and raised its eyes to look for the melon boy, but where was there any trace? Yo, it turns out that I have been busy for a long time, and I have made a fuss in vain, right, that can't work! You kid will get you out when you get there!

As soon as the red parrot turned over and stood up, he searched all over the market, but he did not find it, and if he could not find it, he could not get out of this evil breath, and asked around in the market, and some people knew that it was the girl who had just sprinkled in the market. I don't tell her even if I know it, so why bother to cause trouble for others anymore? That's not good!

Zhang panicked and looked around in a hurry, and accidentally knocked an old lady who was rushing to the market over, the old lady had white hair, wore a gray cardigan, and was trembling with a crutch. When the red parrot saw that he had knocked down the old man, he shouted anxiously: "You dead old woman, you don't look at the Tao, you can't see that I'm looking for someone to be in a hurry!"

The person next to him said: "Girl, it's the old lady you met, be polite, don't be so unreasonable!"

", you want to take care of it? Be nosy, eat fart!" The red parrot looked disapproving.

The man was upset: "Kid, how are you talking?

The red parrot's eyes are about to pop out, and they are about to go crazy. The old lady crawled slowly and said: "Forget it, forget it, because I, the old woman, have hurt my peace, and it's not worth it, girl, I know you're looking for Xiao Gang, who sells melons in Dadi Village, you look at the point, or you will knock me into a bad one, and you will treat me and take care of me." ”

"And, don't you boil it in cold water!" said the red parrot. Although the old lady was very annoying, she heard the words of Xiaogang, who sold melons in Dadi Village, in her ears. Well, you're from Dadi Village, and it's strange if I don't take you out of the nest! Thinking of this, the red parrot raised his legs and left, but unexpectedly found that the old lady was gone, and no one could walk on the street.

When I came to Dadi Village to inquire about Xiaogang, of course the people in the village pointed out the door.

The red parrot went over and banged on the door. In fact, Xiao Gang had just gone home to put the bicycle up, and he was also aggrieved in his heart, and he sold it for a few dollars in the afternoon, and he was still angry, damn stinky woman! Scooped a scoop of cold water from the urn in the yard and poured it violently, which was a little slow.

As soon as he said that he wanted to enter the house to cool off, the door rang. Xiao Gang turned his head and said, "What kind of door?" come in. The red parrot didn't answer, then knocked on the door, and said in her heart, the old lady is not stupid, I won't go to your house to make trouble, just on the street!

Xiao Gang was in the courtyard and wondered who was going to be, so he walked out. Look up, that maggot of mine! It's a red parrot, why is it not over yet?

When the red parrot saw Xiao Gang coming up, he twisted: "You hooligan boy, you still take advantage of me, don't say you go home, you just get into the mouse hole, and the old lady in the king's nest can also find you out! Come and see, this is the number one hooligan in your Dadi Village......

Xiao Gang blushed at this time, and couldn't speak angrily, you stinky woman has been making trouble with you, when did I become a hooligan? Isn't this a good person?

"Everyone, look at it, I don't know how many generations in your village have appeared such a thing, the ancestral grave is planted with cigarette rolls, and the lack of virtue is smoking! I tasted his melon, and he talked about me cheaply, and I want to seek justice in front of the people of your village!" said the red parrot angrily as he looked at the alley streets where more and more people gathered.

As soon as possible, the red parrot gave such an order on the street to crusade against Xiao Gang, but everyone did not favor the red parrot, because who in Sanli, Wuzhuang, Shili, and Eight Villages did not know who?

When everyone saw that Xiao Gang had provoked her, they all sighed in their hearts, this is not tofu falling into the ash heap, how can it not be done. Xiao Gang was dumbfounded, and he was able to smear the soles of his feet on the set, wilting. But when you go home, people are blocked, where are you going?

Xiao Gang is also angry face red and white, hit and can't scold and can't scold, the fire and fall make him unbearable, he really wants to go up and slap her twice, but he is afraid of the jokes of the guys, the big and small guys beat women, the Chinese New Year's Eve died a donkey, and it is good to say that it is not good to say.

Someone told Jing Xian about this kung fu, and Jing Xian was shocked when he heard that Xiao Gang had let a girl in Mengjiazhuang lie to him. Hurriedly ran home, and saw the people all over the street, watching the excitement.

Jingxian squeezed into the crowd and looked, I damn it, isn't this the girl of "Whip Liu"? Why haven't I seen her as fat as Yang Guifei for a few years, and when I see this strength that doesn't suffer, it's so spicy. Hurriedly went over and said: "Girl, the flood has washed the Dragon King Temple, why don't the family recognize the family? I am your virtuous uncle!"

At that time, the red parrot was ten years old when he drank pesticides with a temper and attitude, and later "Whip Liu" also came twice with the red parrot New Year's Festival, and then because of his age, he no longer followed the adults everywhere. Although it is not common for Jingxian, I still have memories, not to mention that sometimes my father and mother still mention Jingxian. It's just that I haven't seen Xiaogang.

When the red parrot saw Jingxian, his face was slightly red, and he was embarrassed to make trouble in Dadi Village, no matter what he said, he was also a big girl who didn't go out, and he was more or less restrained when he saw someone he knew.

Jingxian said: "Hey, look at you, who is with whom, it's true." Xiao Gang, come here, this is your sister, you two are still making trouble? Don't be afraid of other people's jokes! Go, go, let's talk. Old and young masters, are you tired of standing there, and go back to eating popsicles on a hot day!"

Jingxian persuaded him like this, and the red parrot still had the face to be a guest, so he couldn't refuse. There was no way to order Xiao Gang to pack a big bag of melons and crispy melons, ready to let the red parrot take away. The red parrot said that he didn't take anything, Xiao Gang put it on the ground, and said in his heart that you don't like to take it, it's a pity to let you eat it. It's better to feed the pigs. Out of the corner of his eye, he looked away, and saw a few sparrows falling on the elm branches next to him, seeing what they were saying to each other, and then fluttering his wings and screaming away, as if laughing at Xiao Gang, the kid was stupid, scolded you for making trouble, and if he ate you, he couldn't eat and walked around .......

Originally, the red parrot didn't plan to carry this half of the melon, but when he saw Xiaogang's virtue, he became angry. Okay, you're not angry, are you? Okay, okay. If you don't want to, I'll take it, and I'll throw it at you in the middle of the road, see how you are!

The red parrot was trying to fight with Xiaogang, but he didn't expect that "Whip Liu" and his mouth came on a bicycle, and his head was sweating and panting on a hot day. It turned out that the two of them came back from the field, and when they saw that it was more than twelve o'clock, the red parrot had not come back yet, so they hurriedly went to the road to wait, and asked several people to put together the information that the red parrot was in the market and went to Dadi Village to crusade.

The two of them are in a hurry, their own daughters have a bad temper, what should they do if they suffer losses again? The people in Dadi Village are not easy to provoke, for many years, the two surnames of Niu and Lin have been fighting with weapons, and they are barbaric and unreasonable, no, they must not let their precious girls suffer losses. So the two of them rushed over.

When the two of them arrived in the village to inquire, it turned out that Xiaogang was Jingxian's son, and his heart was more than half of his heart.