Chapter 33 Kaz ~ Kaz, tons and tons ~, ha~, hiccup~!
The next day, Li Jie went to S.H.I.E.L.D. as the boss of Marvel. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 Info Naturally, it's impossible for him to go to the delta wing headquarters, but S.H.I.E.L.D. still has a reception department.
Lee Jay is going to meet Captain Rogers and, if he can, talk to the other Avengers about the movie. He has a plan.
But it wasn't Captain Rogers, or anyone else, who first found him. It's Wade Wilson, or you could call him Deadpool. Deadpool came to the parlor earlier than anyone else, even before Jay Lee.
"I'm sorry, friends, this meeting room has been requisitioned by the Avengers, if you have other official dealings with S.H.I.E.L.D., and you need to settle the formalities, please go to the other meeting room and wait. Deadpool snapped with a stainless steel pot and wooden shovel from the back kitchen, driving everyone else away from the room.
S.H.I.E.L.D. still has a lot of public and external departments, otherwise S.H.I.E.L.D. wouldn't have been able to finish the coffee, doughnuts, sandwiches, and burgers that S.H.I.E.L.D. provided to the female agents every day. Some things are still outsourced.
Therefore, the logistics management department of S.H.I.E.L.D. also receives many suppliers every day, which is generally used by the guest department. And now in the largest of the four-story small buildings about two blocks adjacent to the delta wing headquarters, Deadpool is furiously busy.
He's been setting it up since he'd just kicked out the vendors and some of the people who outsourced the complicated work for S.H.I.E.L.D.
Big red banners, small red and black flags, and colorful LED lights and silver-white snowflake ornaments that are usually only hung at Christmas.
Deadpool still has a large bucket of soda and beer, as well as a large glass basin that only cafeterias use, a pot of crispy peanuts, a pot of chocolate chips, and a pot of flavored beans.
If you have a mixer and a DJ, it's almost time to start the party.
When Lee Jay walked in, Deadpool was wearing a rainbow-colored high-pointed hat that everyone wears for Christmas or birthdays, and he was using a ladder to hang the last banner.
"Wait, I seem to be in the wrong place. Li Jie suspected that he had entered the wrong room: "Are you going to have a party?"
Deadpool immediately said, "Hey, that's right, come back!
"Look, do you like the way I set up the room? I want it to be a little more grand, but I don't want to make it too serious, so that the meeting can be carried out in a relaxed and cheerful atmosphere. As he spoke, Deadpool hung the banner in his hand on a hook in the ceiling in the center of the hall.
"Then we announced in a light-hearted atmosphere that Deadpool's solo movie was going to work!
As Deadpool said this, Captain Rogers and several of the other Avengers who had been interviewed by Li Jay walked in.
Captain Rogers just heard Deadpool's last words, and he asked, "What movie, what big star?" As he spoke, he frowned and looked at the exaggerated decoration in the room, when did a disco come out of a S.H.I.E.L.D. building?
"This is it, Captain!" Deadpool unsheathed the bottom half of the banner he had been holding in his hand. A red and black banner hanging in the center of the hall reads: Congratulations to Deadpool Wade Wilson on the signing ceremony of Deadpool: Superhero, the first solo blockbuster film co-produced by Disney!
Deadpool sits triumphantly on the herringbone ladder with a look of "I'm amazing, come and praise me!"
But the scene fell into an embarrassing silence, Team America, Hawkeye, Blade, Iron Fist, Divine Man, Black Widow, White Tiger...... Huh, where did the White Tiger go?
White Tiger ignored the others looking at Li Jie with an incredulous look, but took out the soda prepared by Deadpool to the side, and by the way, took a plate and scooped himself up with some wonderful crispy corners and crispy peanuts. She was eating crispy corners and peanuts while drinking Coke.
Kaz ~ Kaz ~ Kaz ~, T ~ T ~ T ~ T ~, Ha ~~~, Hiccup ~~~!
These sounds were the only ones in the room.
Everyone's eyes turned to the white tiger, but she continued to eat without care, and waved her hand to signal you to continue chatting, I just want to be a crowd eating potato chips and drinking coke.
Captain Rogers withdrew his gaze from the White Tiger and turned his head to look at Li Jie: "What's the matter?
Li Jie held his forehead: "Can the captain not use the slang you brought from the thirties of the twentieth century? ”
Rogers was a little puzzled: "Is there a difference?"
Li Jie nodded: "There is a difference!"
"What's the difference?"
"One can go to the cinema and one can't. ”
Captain Rogers shook his head and said whatever. He went on to ask, "You and Disney are going to make a big Deadpool movie? And you have given the name?"
Li Jie held his forehead with two hands: "This is someone's own initiative, the president of Disney came to me yesterday and talked about the issue of making a movie." You know, everyone's copyright is basically with me, and I need to give you the necessary notice. Shooting a movie is basically Marvel's next step. ”
"Of course, I have a lot of respect for you, and I won't force myself if I don't want to shoot my own story. If you're willing to shoot and you're willing to provide a storyscript, I can also pay a screenwriter's salary and follow Hollywood's market. ”
As soon as Li Jie's words were settled, Deadpool had already jumped down the herringbone ladder and ran to the table next to him to get a stack of thick folders.
"Gotta shoot me, Jason! You see, I've been ready for you to meet Michael as soon as I got the news. This is my footsteps that came out of the night last night, and even the storyboard was done!"
Ha Wade still has this talent? Complete the script and storyboard of a movie in one night! Even if he can only make second- or third-rate assembly line commercial films, he can make more money by relying on this skill than when he was a mercenary!
However, when Deadpool opened the folder, Li Jie and the other Avengers understood why Deadpool was able to do all this in one night.
A red stickman figure (note: this is the cool superhero Deadpool!) holding two long knives from the first page of the text is fighting.
Hit the gray stickman (not worth mentioning the miscellaneous soldiers). Hit the black stickman (the elite monster halfway). A black stickman with an extra size (a small boss halfway). Hit the stickman with a large and bold number (the ultimate boss).
And then along the way, there's the golden stickman saved by Deadpool (one of the heroines, please look for Emma Watson to star. Pink Stickman (lead actress 2, please find Megan Fox starring). Dark Red Stickman (Actress No. 3, please find Natalie Portman to starring)
And every time a colorful stickman is saved, there is a peach heart with S written in it, which seems to be the beginning of an indescribable word.
Deadpool continues to put on a look of everyone complimenting me, and the scene falls silent again.
Only the repetition in the corner: Kaz ~ Kaz ~ Kaz ~, Ton ~ Ton ~ Ton ~ Ton ~, Ha ~~~, Hiccup ~~~!
PS: It's not very good today, that's all there is to it.