Chapter 30 The process of buying fireworks
After Wen Feng sat down, he tapped the bowl with the chopsticks in his hand and said, "You can really spray, and what about the monkey you put in the sky, right? It's time to catch up with stand-up comedy." ”
"He's a troll!" Song Jianhui smiled and said to Wenfeng: "You didn't see it just now, the spitting stars are sprayed on my face!"
"Alas, you two listen well, it's time to talk about the critical moment. Li Tao said with a glare.
"Big brother, how are we both doing? Wen Feng picked up a toothpick from the table and threw it at him.
Li Tao glanced at Wen Feng, cleared his throat and continued: "Originally, the sky monkeys were all running up, who knew that one of them ran out horizontally, and there was a sixty-year-old man next to him who was urinating in the tree pit in the distance, and I told you, I have never seen such a coincidence, the sky monkey that ran out suddenly pierced the bag squeezed by the uncle's waist, and I heard the "horn" With a bang, the monkey exploded, and the old man panicked, don't look at his age, there is no one with this skill, even jumping, who knows that a pestle is in the tree pit that has just finished peeing, and his mouth has been shouting ",,......"
Speaking of this, Li Tao's tone was raised an octave, Gou Xiaonan was drinking tea, and when he saw Li Tao's expression of "lying down" in his description of dancing, he couldn't hold back the "poof" squirt, and then he leaned back and forth while holding his stomach and laughing, Lin Yuhan couldn't help laughing, and Song Jianhui pointed at Li Tao and laughed.
Wen Feng and Li Tao on the opposite side fortunately dodged quickly.
"Didn't anyone smoke you later?" asked Gou Xiaonan with a smile.
Li Tao sat back, and saw Lin Yuhan laughing non-stop, he felt that what he had just said was in place, and then said: "I saw that I was in trouble, and I didn't dare to move the place, so the uncle came back to his senses and came over with a Laishui accent and asked, what are you doing?" I shouted at him: Uncle, are you okay, the grandson just ran over there when the cannon was fired, you hurry up and chase after it." The uncle didn't chase after me, and after looking at me suspiciously, he nagged and said: "Relieve my son's kung fu, this guy is here, disgusted (wu). ”
"What are you doing?" Wen Feng learned from Li Tao next to him, causing everyone to laugh again.
Li Tao glared at Wen Feng and said, "Get out of here!" It's not energetic, I'm learning what the man said, although there are many people next to it, fortunately, they are all watching the excitement, no one identifies me, it just so happens that we have all bought all the fireworks, let's hurry up!"
At this time, the waiter came up with two plates of dishes,
"Are you finished?" Song Jianhui said to him with a smile, and then filled his wine glass and said to everyone with a smile. Okay, the dishes are also served, let's fill the wine too, alas~ Xiao Nan and Yuhan, they are all full, full, let's do one. ”
"Okay, good off!", "Cheers!" Five people clanged their cups against each other. Although it was a toast, none of them did it, although no one did it, but they didn't drink less that night, and then they asked for a few bottles of beer, and Lin Yuhan also drank two bottles of beer for the first time.
Because the area where they live is collectively known as the industrial zone, it is expressly forbidden to set off fireworks, and it is good that they are not caught secretly, if they are accidentally caught, in addition to the fine of the individual's money and the unit's money, this is not the end, notify the unit to come and receive people, the unit will also give punishment, the whole company will be criticized, in addition to breaking the wealth is not exempt from disasters.
After drinking and eating, several people discussed it and finally decided to go to Li Tao's house, because no one would care if they fired a cannon over there, even if they announced it to the world. Song Jianhui drove them straight to Li Tao's house, and several people sang and shouted in the car along the way.
The car stopped not far from Li Tao's house.