The second lady was also lazy when he came home, he knew that this matter was also a widow's death, and there was no hope. But he held his breath, could it be that there were still men better than me in Dadi Village? Could it be that this summer and spring flowers belong to me? My family has a big business, a big house, a big house, a house bigger than anyone else, the water has not fallen, my father is also strong, although my grandfather is crazy, it is fine, why doesn't she talk happily?

In fact, the second lady is really right, Xia Chunhua has an idea, she just likes the second and a half immortals. Zhaoqin is just a sparkle, she also wants to see what the second half immortal thinks, and even if the other people come, they will run in vain. There are many people in the village who want to get involved, and they all let the women's director block it, and they are hot when they shave their heads.

The second half immortal naturally heard the news, and the reason why he didn't come forward for a long time was because he had his thoughts. Look up at the simple house built with rotten bricks at home, the wind and rain are really worrying, it doesn't rain outside, it still rains in the house, and when it rains, the house is full of big pots and small cans, how can such a house marry a daughter-in-law?

I can't eat three meals of vegetable dumplings a day, and I can't solve the big problems, and I can still feed my family? Let our family suffer with us? The main reason is that I can't afford to marry. Xiao Luo's pot goes up the mountain, and the money (front) is tight. But later, when I inquired, the two and a half immortals were moved, and a family of women begged for a hundred families, and the big girl who was bright in the summer and spring flowers and waters, wanted to have a figure and a good look, and said that a sensible person, a farmer would live a good life, and there would be no such store in this village!

Isn't this a joke? The two half-immortals also heard that the blind and maze-stricken Sanskun in the elephant village had gone to touch them, wasn't this a joke? The Sanstins didn't weigh themselves whether they were half a catty or a few taels? How could other people's daughters be with you if they weren't blind or stupid? This guy was really bold enough, and he really didn't know how high the sky was and how thick it was. If you want to say that the three stinks are bold and eat pork, I don't know what my surname is. But you two girls go to propose, what's that called?

People who have seen shamelessness have really never seen such shamelessness. He even proposed with a shy face, you don't know what you two girls can do? If someone really answers you, it's someone else's brain that makes the donkey kick. Walking in the village all day long, who do you think you are?

Later, I imagined that all the people in the village had gone, what worries did I have? If I go to achieve success or not, I don't have this kind of thing, and I complain that I can't get along with my fate, so let's try it.

When he returned from the field that evening, he went to the women's director's house with his hoe on his shoulder. It happened that Xia Chunhua and the women's director were at home, and Xia Chunhua was cooking and the women's director was choosing wild vegetables, and when she saw the two half-fairies coming in a dusty way, she thought there was something else. The women's director hurriedly asked: "What's wrong? There's no food at home, so if you can't get more wild vegetables, I'm not choosing, let's get some!"

The second half immortal hurriedly shook his head and said, "Auntie, I, I, I'm here to visit the door, not to talk about wild vegetables or food. ”

"Then what do you have to say, I thought it was about food, alas, if you want to talk about food, your aunt really can't help you, you see that our village is almost exhausted of wild vegetables, these wild vegetables are made by me in the courtyard of the broken temple behind the village, and the wild vegetables that I often eat can't be dug up. I had to go to the wrong place. The women's director lowered her head and said as she picked up wild vegetables.

Seeing that the women's director said this, the second half immortal couldn't help but look at the wild vegetables in the hands of the women's director, and it didn't matter when he saw that the second half immortal hurriedly stopped the women's director and said: "Auntie, this kind of wild vegetable can't be eaten, this wild vegetable is called wild celery, also called poison hemlock, pulsatilla, and poisonous ginseng." Grows in damp places. The leaves resemble celery leaves, bloom in summer, and have a foul smell. The whole tree is poisonous, the flower is the most toxic, nausea, vomiting, cold hands and feet, paralysis of limbs after eating, serious can cause death, is not edible. ”

The women's director was stunned at the time: "Really, I saw this kind of dish and thought it was celery, but it didn't look like it, and I thought I would blanch it with boiling water and put some salt on the dumplings." I dare to love this thing can't be eaten, it's really a shame that you're here, and almost let our whole family eat it. ”

The two chatted like this, Chunhua heard it in the cooking room, and hurriedly ran over to see what was going on, and when she looked up and saw the two half-fairies, her face couldn't help but turn red, and the eyes of the two collided with each other and they didn't feel a panic. The women's director saw the strangeness at a glance, and hurriedly said: "Yo, I forgot about this stubble, you look at my brain, I really think that the two and a half immortals are coming to visit the door." Hey, this and that, yo, I remembered, the old village chief also asked me to go to the brigade to arrange the affairs of the village. You two talk first, you two talk first. ”

The women's director lifted her ass and left, Chunhua hurriedly called the women's director back, the women's director waved her hand, and she went out without looking back.

After the women's director left, Xia Chunhua twisted her body and didn't look at the second half immortal and said, "Do you still know how to come? If you don't come, I'll run away with someone else!" ”

Xia Chunhua rolled her eyes and rolled him: "Then why is it here again?"

"I also don't eat steamed buns, I think we are still quite fateful, I can't bear to ...... you"

"Cut, what about the old man? You are not as good as those two girls, that guy is vernacular, as if he has taken some stimulant, his skin is thick like the soles of his shoes, to be honest, his skin strength is really not something ordinary people have. ”

"It's because you're revolutionary-willed, otherwise you'd be deceived, wouldn't you?"

"Just his two girls? What kind of revolutionary will do you use? Men and women are not women, squeaking like a little hen, making people get goosebumps all over their bodies, can I fall in love with him? You look at people through the crack in the door, and you look at me flat. ”

"To be honest, the second lady's family is still stronger than my family, and the big mansion is quite enviable. However, we are all young, and we can make a good life as long as we work hard. ”

"I would like to listen to you, and I have felt that you are a good person since I was in the mass grave, and no matter what happens in your family, I will be happy to have you by my side. I wanted to wait for you to ask someone to propose, but I knew that you had not moved, so I had to use this method to urge you. I didn't expect to make me wait for you for so long, and you attracted so many unpleasant miscellaneous people. ”

"Well, blame me for thinking too much, I'll prepare when I go back, and strive for us to get married as soon as possible. I look forward to this day soon. ”

"Seeing that you are in a hurry, I can't run again, let's talk more. ”

..........

The news of the engagement between the second half immortal and Chunhua did not go away, and soon spread throughout the village. Many people are not surprised, as if they were expected, as if it were a matter of course. Only the two girls have opened their hearts, so wow, two and a half immortals! You are my enemy! I have met you in my life, and I have fallen into blood mold for eight lifetimes! Why can't I have anything to do with you? It is obvious that you are deliberately prying my business.

The more the two girls think about it, the more angry they become, and the more angry they are, the more they suffocate themselves. Since Chunhua didn't give him a word, he still hasn't given up. Originally, the village or relatives also proposed to him, and Cheng thought that the woman was either disabled or had a problem with her IQ, and the two girls didn't understand why people introduced him to this kind of person, why should I marry this kind of woman. I want a normal woman, then Xia Chunhua is the most suitable person.

But Xia Chunhua didn't agree to his marriage, he was thinking about what to do next, how to impress Xia Chunhua's heart again, and the idea had changed fundamentally before it was formed. This is undoubtedly a thunderbolt on a sunny day for him, and it is simply a thunderbolt. How can this be done? I must not give in to this great event, and I must not be a bad seed! This is simply the hatred of taking my wife, and this breath must be swallowed, and the old and young in Dadi Village will not laugh at me to death?

The two girls rolled up their arms and sleeves, and killed the door of the second half of the immortal house with a fierce momentum. The people on the street couldn't figure out that the string of the two girls' brains was wrong, and they all followed behind the two girls to watch the excitement, and a few earth dogs also saw that the two girls were abnormal, and they barked at the two girls in the crowd, and the two girls didn't pay attention. A ephedra hair was sprinkled, his facial features were also displaced, and the broken army green hanger on his body was also patched up, and the knees of his pants showed dark skin. A pair of army green shoes with bare toes, hanging on their feet without heels, and fluttering when they walked.

As soon as the two girls exert a little force or the ground is uneven, the shoes will fall off, and there is no way for the two girls to squat down and lift their shoes while walking. The two girls have a fire in their hearts, the faster they walk, the faster the shoes fall off, walk three steps and squat, walk five steps and mention, and walk forward in a head-to-head manner. He scolded and scolded uncleanly: "What kind of thing are you, what kind of thing are you, what kind of thing are you? You are not a good thing to coax a child with a knife! Toad with chicken feathers in his cheek, you are not a serious bird!"

The more the two girls scolded, the more angry they became, and their voices couldn't help but raise a few degrees, the voice was shrill and harsh, like a bird falling from a tree, and like someone accidentally stepped on a cat's tail. That movement made people's backs chill when they heard it: "Two and a half immortals, we have no grievances in our previous life, why do you always have trouble with me? You lack the great virtue of eight hundred generations......

The two girls even lifted their shoelaces and scolded the street, and soon came to the door of the second half fairy, and the two girls were in the fence at the door, jumping to look inside and scolding. Hearing the chaos at the door, the two half-immortals hurried out, and looked up to see that the two girls were red-faced, their hair was messy, their heads were sweaty, and their mouths were not clean. For a while, the second monk was confused. Fuck, you second girl, when am I going to mess with you again? Eat your pickle soup and we'll wipe our watermelon skin endlessly, right? Now it's back to normal, and there are also people in the village who sell foreign fire and soy sauce vinegar, no, I'll buy a few catties of salt and pay you back, why do you still mobilize the masses to come to the door to crusade!

"The second half immortal is pretending to be confused, your kid's conscience is greatly broken!" The two girls saw the innocent expression on the second half immortal's face, and they were even more angry, and they hurriedly said the words of the devil in the movie * war >>.

Immediately caused a burst of laughter from everyone.