I knew that it was the two half-immortals' medicinal wine that was working, but I was also very uncomfortable, and my mind was trying to get rid of that kind of nonsensical thing, and at the same time, I didn't know why the two half-immortals let me drink this medicinal wine. Although I felt relaxed and angry, it was unbearable.

At this time, Wangcai had entered a state of four or five points of wine, and he also felt that he was strange, so he had to ask the second half immortal what kind of wine he let us drink, and the second half immortal was a little embarrassed and said: "I didn't say let you drink, you want to drink." This wine is suitable for Yong to drink, and there are several medicinal herbs in it that are aphrodisiac and replenish deficiency, and open up the upper and lower qi. You're not sick and want to drink, what can I do? I'll tell you as soon as I come, where do you listen?"

"Fuck, it's really aphrodisiac, how can I walk back, don't you let me knock on the door bare-chested, and be embarrassed to go home." No, I want to see what kind of wine you let us drink? The wine is so strong!" said Wangcai and went into the back room with his tent, and I didn't care about being ashamed, and chased into the house. In a large cabinet in the room was a large round glass bottle. This bottle is extra-large, in my impression it is two sizes larger than Lin Bao's father's bottle, enough to hold ten catties of wine.

There are still seven or eight percent of the wine in it, Huang Chengcheng's wine is soaked in a few traditional Chinese medicines, I only know clams, cistanche, etc., one of them I don't know, Wangcai looked at it for a long time and said: "That's all medicinal materials, what is this?" I shook my head, indicating that I hadn't seen it.

The second half immortal happened to follow up, Wangcai went over and picked up the bottle, put it on the table next to him, and twisted the lid in the past, and the second half immortal hurriedly stopped and said, "Hurry up and open it!" Before the words were finished, Wangcai had already unscrewed it, and the black thing that was soaked in the wine jumped out of the bottle, which scared me and Wangcai; "Fuck, what kind of J8 thing is this? Why is it still bounced?"

The second half immortal hurriedly pushed Wangcai away and said: "You have to hold it with your hand and twist it slowly, this thing is a treasure, that is, you two are here, and others taste my wine for thirty yuan for only one tael!"

I smiled and said: "So, Wangcai and I just drank two or three hundred yuan of your wine, then I don't dare to drink it anymore, and if you drink it again, you will lose your old drink (dialect, metaphor is a terrible loss)!"

"That's not it, it's just that if you drink it again, you'll have a nosebleed!

I hurriedly asked what this thing was? The second half-immortal said, "You don't even know this? Donkey whip! I drank it for a long time and didn't even understand this?"

Wangcai and I sat on the kang in the house all at once, you said, we are all as strong as calves, and the aphrodisiac wine we drink is crooked, this is not pure and harmful.

Wangcai's blushing elephant monkey belly at this time grinned at the two half-immortals: "Second uncle, you can kill me, my daughter-in-law and a group of old ladies have gone to the city to catch the market, you don't let me die!"

"Then you, the dead ghost pays the debt, you deserve it! I said that I don't care if your daughter-in-law scolds you, you always think that I am reluctant to let you drink, that, smoking and burning the pillow, I can't hope for others" The second half fairy slowly put the bottle back on the cap.

Wangcai covered his crotch and swirled, his red face and thick neck bared his teeth. I felt ridiculous when I saw that, originally I was also restless in my crotch like a snake whip, and the distraction of efforts had no effect.

I said, "Second uncle, you can soak some cistanche in the wine, why are you still soaking this thing? This guy is too strong!"

"Hehe, there are many channels for people to exorcise evil spirits, you can't get out of evil diseases for a while, all kinds of drugs don't work, you can only use this crooked ramp to force the deficiency disease away, it's okay, it's okay for a while, this thing is shriveled when you soak it, and this guy will be thick and long when you soak it!"

"Second uncle, you are really weird, I didn't think you still have donkey whip wine at home! Why don't you soak other miles? Dog J8 black, cat J8 white, donkey dripping J8 dog pee moss....... , you soak more and drink it yourself, and let others drink it, and say that it will cure the disease, cure the disease of the egg!"

The second half immortal was not angry, and said with a smile: "You are uncomfortable because you are greedy for cups, why aren't people so noisy? Like a little donkey in heat!

Wangcai and I also came out, but I didn't notice that the second half immortal had a scoop of cold water in his hand. Wangcai and I didn't dare to drink anymore, we were only going to drink saliva again, and we only heard the second half immortal say: "Wangcai, why do you have a horn on your head!"

When Wangcai heard that he was inexplicably grabbed with both hands, I also looked up to look, and I knew that the two half-immortals were making a scoop full of cold water, and the noise was splashed on the lower bodies of me and Wangcai, each with a half-scoop. It's pretty accurate, and it's splashed everywhere. Both of us couldn't help but stir up, and asked in unison, "Second uncle, what are you doing here?"

"What are you doing, you two are defeated, the people in the province don't know that you are gentlemen!"

Looking at the two of us again, Wangcai and I couldn't cry or laugh, and we didn't say anything for a while.

The three of them sat down again, and the two half-fairies poured tea and handed a towel to me to wipe it, but fortunately, in the summer, a little cold and wet water is not in the way. Let's talk about the ancient wood demon in the house where the antiques were collected.

Wangcai said: "The great immortal who thought that his magic power was boundless, grunted and made half of the "Dizang Sutra", only to see that ancient wood demon sitting next to him, covering his mouth and smiling, he didn't take him seriously at all. When the big fairy was almost in trouble, the monster still went over to touch his head from time to time, and pulled the strap on his head, making the big fairy uncomfortable. There's really no way, this big immortal just cleaned up the guy. Before going out, the demon came out and kicked the big fairy's cheeks, and said, "What kind of porcelain work do you have without a diamond diamond?

I smiled and pointed at Wangcai and said, "You eat wicker and cover the fence, make it up in your belly, that demon dare is also a Beijing film?

"Hehe, it's such a thing, as for what you say, maybe it's the words of Tianjin Wei, or the words of Tangshan, let's not be more true than that, right?"

"Okay, okay, just rely on you, why don't you talk about our Jizhong Plains? This is the most popular thing to hear, what, what, come to Lan, catch Mingge,......。 "I said.

"Yong, listen to Wangcai continue, don't fart in the crotch of your pants, go to the two forks, and then pull it to the edge of the sky after a while. "The second half-immortal stopped me and didn't let me continue.

When I heard it, I didn't say anything, or you put it prosperously, I won't bother.

"After Dafan has the ability of this demon, he dares to bully this little god and little fairy, you are like this demon, it can not only absorb people's yang essence and replenish their own energy, which is enough to show that this thing is quite Taoist. So the local land god didn't dare to help it, for fear that one day this thing would turn its face and hurt itself. I can only swallow my anger. ”

But the land guy was not reconciled, he endured humiliation and humiliation, and he gave this owner of antiques a dream. It is said that there is a village in the west of the city, called Dadi Village, where there is a person called Wangcai, who is quite powerful, and has a set of ways to deal with all kinds of messy ghosts and demons. Hurry up and please, without further ado.

So, when they heard that I was here, I knew that this work was not easy to do, and that if I didn't do it, it would hurt me. I knew that there was money, and as long as there was a price, he would do it, so I opened my mouth and asked for two thousand, and the owner of the house only frowned. As soon as I turned my head and walked out, I couldn't pull it down, even if I didn't say it, then you can keep this thing to relieve your boredom, as soon as I make a temperament, the old guy dares to say: 'Two thousand is two thousand' as long as you can get rid of that thing! ”

"I was at his house for dinner that night, and I risked one of his cousins. I walked around after eating at their house, and he didn't shy away from me. I didn't take me, a young man in my twenties, in my eyes, and my mouth was still yellow, so I could really fool me. The ancient wood demon, sitting on a chair in the room, was trembling there with Erlang's legs crossed, after eating, I walked to the demon lightly, grabbed his hand while he was unprepared, and shouted angrily, run there!"