Dynasty Bar.

Yun Jin looked at Shen Chu, who had drunk cup after cup, and wanted to reach out to stop it, but she knew that Shen Chu was uncomfortable at the beginning, if this matter was put on herself, it was estimated that it would not be as simple as a hangover, I am afraid that she would have the heart to carry a knife to cut people.

There is no such thing in the world that can be sympathetic, and if the knife is not cut on one's body, one will never know that it hurts.

So now she couldn't understand Shen Chu's mood, so she had to accompany her and be a listener.

But......

Ah, what's the matter with this woman who just drinks and doesn't speak?

Yun Jin snatched the wine glass from Shen Chu's hand: "Do you dare to say a few words to me?"

Shen Chu was obviously drunk, she suddenly staggered to her feet, so frightened that Yun Jin hurriedly reached out and grabbed her, for fear that she would accidentally hit her head on the table.

There were only two women in the huge private room, Shen Chu and Yun Jin, Shen Chu suddenly looked down at Yun Jin and said seriously: "I'll sing you a song!"

After speaking, he took the wireless microphone and walked towards the outside of the private room.

Yun Jin hurriedly stood up and chased after Shen Chu: "I said Chu Chu baby, you sing and sing, what do you run out to sing?"

The private room is so big, isn't it enough for her to play?

Shen Chu didn't know where he got the strength, so he lifted the Yunjin as soon as he could, and then ran towards the stage in the hall with the wireless microphone.

The resident singer was also taken aback by Shen Chu, and the orchestra behind him fell silent for a moment.

Shen Chu yelled at the wireless microphone a few times, but found that there was no sound at all, so he directly snatched the microphone from the resident singer's hand.

The audience under the stage all watched the scene of Shen Chu playing drunk, but they were a little interested.

Yun Jin apologized to the singer while holding a scarf around his face, and then stepped forward to pull Shen Chu: "Chu Chu baby, be obedient, don't go crazy, let's go back to the private room, sing whatever you want, I'll let you sing enough!"

"I'm not going back!you let me sing!" first said domineeringly, Shen Chu rubbed his red face again, and begged Yun Jin with a pitiful face: "Jin'er, my favorite Jin'er, can you let me sing......?"

Defeated!

What Yun Jin is most afraid of is Shen Chu's pitiful appearance, especially when she is still pulling her sleeves and being coquettish, you must know that although Yun Jin is a proper girl, but seeing Shen Chu's soft and glutinous appearance, I am afraid that she will go if Shen Chu lets herself pick up the stars, let alone just sing on the stage!

As soon as he saw that Yun Jin had compromised, Shen Chu turned around and said to the band: "I want to sing...... The moon represents my heart, my heart...... Huh!"

Yunjin: "......"

The familiar prelude sounded, Shen Chu squeezed the microphone tightly in his hand, and before he could sing a word of lyrics, tears came out......

Yun Jin is also the first two big, and hurriedly pulled his aunt and grandmother and said, "Shall we sing a little more cheerfully?"

The woman twitched and lowered her eyes, silent, looking full of grievances.

Yun Jin had no choice but to take it upon himself to let the band choose a cheerful music.

It's good now, just now I saw a woman who was about to die or live, and in a blink of an eye, she jumped up directly on the stage as if she had been beaten with chicken blood.

Maybe she drank too much wine, so the woman didn't turn around twice, and sat on the stage.

Yun Jin glanced at Shen Chu and covered her face, could she pretend not to know this drunken woman?

Chuchu Bao'er, this wine is a national treasure......

As soon as Yun Jin pulled Shen Chu up from the stage, the woman lifted her, walked to the edge of the stage with the microphone, and yelled at the people under the stage: "Friends in the back, everyone come together!"

"......: "This aunt and grandmother are holding a concert for themselves!"

The stage was about one meter and two meters above the ground, and Yun Jin looked at Shen Chu's dazed and crumbling posture, and his little heart was beating in fright.

Shen Chu was standing barefoot on the edge of the stage at the moment, and when his feet slipped accidentally, Yun Jin's heart was so frightened that he was about to jump out, and he ran in the direction of Shen Chu with long legs.

Seeing that Shen Chu was about to fall, a handsome and tall man directly hugged Shen Chu's waist, and then carried the woman directly on his shoulders without pity.

Fortunately, he didn't fall, and Yun Jin felt that his whole person had finally come back to life. She patted her heart, and as soon as she caught her breath, she saw that the man actually carried Shen Chu directly out of the bar.

Yun Jin ran over, and only then did he see the man's back clearly.

Is she dazzled, drunk too much, and hallucinated?

"Mr. Ji?" Yun Jin shouted at Ji Li's back.

Ji Li carried Shen Chu and turned around: "I'll take her back, it's hard." ”

After speaking, he directly threw the drunk woman into the car.

The woman who was already drunk, this time the world was spinning, and the whole person was even more confused, Ji Li got into the car and locked the car door directly.

The woman was like a poor kidnapped puppy, lying on the glass of the car without the window, looking at the scenery outside the window, and howling twice.

Ji Li crossed over to help the woman fasten her seat belt. The woman suddenly grabbed his hand, her misty eyes swept to the man's beautiful features, and after looking at it several times, she suddenly cried twice.

Ji Li is also the first time to see a drunk woman, after all, nine times out of ten, when a woman sees Mr. Ji, she will try her best to maintain the image of a lady, and Mrs. Ji ......

She is really a little out of line, what she is most afraid of is that she sheds tears, but now her tears are falling like golden beans, as if she has been greatly wronged.

Ji Li reached out and touched the woman's little face, helped her wipe away her tears, kissed the woman's full and smooth forehead, and said in his magnetic and charming voice: "Wife, let's go home." ”

"Don't go back!" The woman who was crying just now turned her face like a Spartan in a second, and reached out to pull the car door.

Fortunately, Ji Li had already closed the lock, and he reached out to grab the woman's white and tender little hand.

However, as soon as he touched the woman's hand, the woman suddenly grabbed his hand and bit it hard.

Ji Li said that he had grown so big, and it was the first time he was bitten!!

And Mrs. Ji was really unkind at this time, as if she was going to bite off his meat.

It wasn't until Ji Li responded in pain that the woman finally let go of his arm, and seeing the blood beads spilling from his arm, Shen Chucai suddenly frowned, and then looked at the man distressedly and asked, "Does it hurt?"

If you are bitten and blood is bubbling up, can you not hurt?

It seemed that he had already felt his pain from the man's expression, so Shen Chu frowned and replied: "You deserve it, who made you look so similar to the surnamed Ji!!"

"...... "He still looks like 'surnamed Ji' and has been bitten out of blood, so if you really admit that you are 'surnamed Ji', then you can't directly abolish an arm by Mrs. Ji?"

At the moment when Ji Li was stunned, the woman suddenly reached out and held his face, looking at his face as if studying stocks: "Why does it look so similar to the surname Ji?"

“……”

"I love him, you know?" said the woman, suddenly patting him on the face, a pair of clear eyes filled with watery tears, just looking at him in a daze.

I didn't expect her to think about it for a long time, and what she said would be like this.

Shen Chu never said love, at first because she thought that there was no future between herself and Ji Li, and then she didn't say love, because she didn't confirm whether he loved her or not, and until yesterday, after he left that sentence on the divorce agreement, she originally wanted to take the divorce agreement to confess to him, but ......

"But he lied to me, woo......" The woman suddenly howled and cried, a handful of snot and tears, crying heart-rending grievances.

Although he knew that the woman was drunk and knew that she might not be able to hear what she said now, Ji Li still opened her mouth to look at the woman and explain: "He didn't lie to you, but there are some things he wants to tell you later." It's just that he's afraid to say it too early, afraid that after telling you the truth when you don't love him, you'll be bent on running away. Although it is too late to say it now, he knows that you will hate him, he knows that you will be sad, he knows that you will be entangled, but he also knows that you will not run away from him so easily. ”

When Ji Li said these words affectionately, he found out......

Mrs. Ji closed her eyes not to listen, but to ......

Fall asleep!

After saying so many words, it all turned into nonsense!

The man was helpless, hooked the corners of his lips with a wry smile, and then helped the woman who was obediently leaning on the seat, fastened the seat belt, and then started the car.

The drunken woman blushed her little face, probably because the air was a little too stuffy, so fine fragrant sweat oozed from the woman's forehead.

Ji Li rolled down the window casually.

He originally thought that this quiet state would last until he got home, but it turned out that he still believed in Mrs. Ji's wine too much!

When he was at the traffic light, Shen Chu suddenly sat up like a corpse, and began to yell out the window with his throat at his throat.

I don't know what the lines are in my mouth. When Ji Li was about to close the window, the woman quickly unbuckled her seat belt.

Then half of his body fell out. Ji Li held the steering wheel with one hand and pulled the woman back with the other.

"Sit down!" the man's tone carried a hint of anger.

But the little woman frowned in displeasure. Ji Li pulled her coat and didn't intend to let go, as soon as the woman's temper came up, she took off her coat directly, and then stretched her neck out of the window and began to yell: "You ask me how much I love you, how much I love you, my love is true, my love is true, the moon represents my heart...... Eh, where is the moon? Ji Li, the moon is gone, woo woo woo...... Ji Li, where's my moon?"

"......" It seems that no one has ever told him that Mrs. Ji is so nervous after getting drunk!

However, it was obvious that Mrs. Ji was fierce at this time, so Ji Li had no choice but to hold her back by the arm.

While coaxing her, she said, "The moon is at home, let's go back to the moon now, be good, sit down." ”

The woman is drunk, but she's not stupid!

While crying, he began to howl: "You lie to me, you lie to me, you always lie to me!!You son of a bitch!!"

"Yes, yes, I'm a bastard. ”

"You're not human!" the woman reached out and slapped him the arm.

"......" Mr. Ji took out the greatest patience in his life and catered to her with a smile: "Well, I'm not human." ”

"You bastard. ”

"Well, I'm a bastard. ”

"You're impotent!!"

"Well, I'm ......" Ji Li braked suddenly, parked the car in front of the traffic light, and looked at the little woman who was acting nonsense with deep and cold eyes.

Is he impotent?

Shen Chu finished scolding, his heart was relaxed, and he began to howl again: "You ask me how much I love you, how much I love you, my love is unswerving, my love remains the same, the moon represents my heart, gently kiss ......"

The woman looked ahead, her eyes were very empty, Ji Li was just about to speak, but the woman suddenly looked back at him, and evoked a sweet smile: "You kiss me." ”

"......" on the street, traffic lights!

Mrs. Ji's serious and serious expression with her eyes closed and full of expectation made Ji Li really ...... Can't refuse.

So he lowered his head and imprinted a kiss on the woman's lips, "Okay, sit down, and go home and make trouble." ”

As soon as Ji Li's words fell, the woman suddenly stuck her head out of the car window and began to yell: "Help, it's rude!"

"......" Ji Li unbuckled the seat belt and grabbed the woman back, and said that he would play the cards according to the card?

Although the person had successfully grabbed back, Shen Chu's voice just now was too loud.

Coincidentally, the traffic police uncle who passed by heard it.

The traffic police uncle took advantage of the situation and walked over. The little woman who was yelling at the window just now lowered her beautiful eyes silently, like an angry little daughter-in-law.

What's worse is that Ji Li is now pressing the woman's shoulder and pressing her properly on the seat.

The traffic police uncle dared to be affectionate, and as soon as he lowered his head, he saw a picture of 'robbing people's daughters'.

"......" Ji Li's heart collapsed at that moment.

Because the policeman uncle outside the window was pointing at him and saying, "What are you doing? Raise your hands and get out of the car!"

"This is a misunderstanding. Mr. Ji patiently responded.

The policeman's uncle had already reached out and opened the car door: "Don't talk nonsense, let go of the girl, get out of the car for me!"

There were more and more onlookers around, and Ji Li had no choice but to put on the cap in the back seat and get out of the car.

The policeman's uncle stared at Ji Li: "What hat do you wear? Dare to insult other girls, do you still know that it's embarrassing? This is ...... in broad daylight."

"It's dark. Ji Li kindly reminded the police uncle.

The policeman's uncle coughed and patted Ji Li's hat: "What's wrong with the dark? If it's dark, you can insult the little girl? You took off the clothes of the little girl, right?"

"This is my wife. Ji Li looked at the little woman sitting in the co-pilot with her head hanging down, it was the first time she had been stopped by the traffic police when she was so big.

The policeman's uncle didn't believe in this excuse, so he squatted on the ground and looked at Shen Chu, pointed at Ji Li, and asked, "Little girl, is this your husband?"

The little woman who shook her head raised her head, looked at the police uncle carefully, and then said, "You are not my husband, my husband is more handsome than you!"

Uncle Policeman: "......"

"I asked if this is your husband?" the policeman uncle asked Shen Chu by pointing at Ji Li.

Shen Chu staggered out of the car, holding the man's face barefoot, looking up and down, left and right, and then laughed and nodded: "Like, like my husband." ”

"How many pounds can you drink like this?" The policeman's uncle directly took out the alcohol tester and said to Shen Chu, "Girl, blow a sip." ”

Shen Chu covered his mouth tightly, and then hid behind Ji Li in an instant, as if the police uncle was a jackal, tiger and leopard from somewhere.

The policeman's uncle was also speechless, so he had to ask Ji Li: "How much have you drunk?

"Didn't drink it. Ji Li didn't have time to communicate with the police uncle, so he blew directly into the alcohol tester in the police uncle's hand.

It does show that Ji Li did not drink.

"Can you go now?" Ji Li finished speaking, picked up Shen Chu horizontally and hugged him into the co-pilot.

The little woman was so well-behaved that she waved at the police uncle: "Uncle, goodbye!"

"Goodbye, goodbye!? If you don't wear a seat belt while driving, you will have two points deducted from your driver's license and a fine of fifty. The police uncle was domineering, and directly wrote a ticket and pasted it on Shen Chu's forehead.

When the traffic light was just now, because he was afraid that Shen Chu would plant himself out of the window, Ji Li would unbuckle his seat belt in order to protect the woman, but he didn't expect to be caught by the traffic police uncle, which is really ......

Ji Li had already taken his wallet and was ready to pay the money.

But I didn't expect that the little woman next to me would convulsively shout at the police uncle: "Why do you want to fine, why why do you want to fine?"

"......" the policeman's uncle felt that he should not fight with a drunken little girl. So his eyes fell on Ji Li.

Ji Li just took out his wallet and was about to calm down, but the woman snatched the wallet away without paying attention, and then made a shocking move, that is, he stuffed the wallet into his chest.

Ji Li can't go directly to the chest in front of the police uncle, so he had to look at the woman and coax her: "Wife, give me the wallet first." We must be sympathetic to the people's police. ”

"Why don't you give a fine?" Shen Chu shook his head and shook his head again.

The policeman's uncle was also a little helpless, looked at her and said: "Girl, we are also doing things according to the rules, it stands to reason that if you don't wear a seat belt, you will be fined 50 to 200, and I will not fine you 200." ”

"You use power over people. I'm going to tell my uncle, let my uncle help me get revenge, and if you see my uncle, you have to take the initiative to give me fifty! My uncle is very powerful!" The expression on the woman's little face was serious.

When the police uncle heard this, what he hated the most was those who relied on their backgrounds to do mischief, especially those who were like this little girl.

Therefore, he looked at Shen Chu with cold eyes: "Tell me, who is your uncle, you have the ability to call your uncle out, I think which uncle is so capable, and let me take the initiative to pay you fifty yuan!"

Ji Li: "......"

To tell the truth, when did Mrs. Ji have such a powerful uncle?

Just when Ji Li was thinking, he saw the woman take out her wallet from her chest, then took out a hundred-yuan bill and handed it to the police uncle.

Then the fair-skinned and beautiful finger pointed to the avatar on the hundred-dollar bill and smirked, "Hehe, this is my uncle!"

"......" Uncle Police wanted to cry at this moment, because the moment he received the hundred-yuan bill, when he saw her uncle, he suddenly realized that the little girl was playing with him, because he really, very actively, took out fifty yuan and handed it to the little girl.

I knew he should have been fined two hundred!

Mr. Ji next to him said that he had been so cute that Mrs. Ji couldn't cry or laugh.

After the farce just now, Shen Chu's way home this time was a lot quieter.

When he was at the bar just now, Ji Li directly carried Shen Chu off the stage, and the woman didn't even wear shoes. So when it came to Century Jinchen, Ji Li directly carried her upstairs.

Pushing open the door and entering the room, Ji Li gently placed the woman on the soft bed.

Ji Li went downstairs to make sobering tea, and when he went upstairs, he saw that the woman who had fallen asleep was now taking care of herself on the bed.

Probably the clothes she was wearing made her sleep a little uncomfortable. So she's unbuttoning her underwear.

The woman's arms had been wrapped around her back, and the whiteness and softness of her skin were even more prominent.

Ji Li frowned, put down the sobering tea, took a set of pajamas and walked towards the woman.

Just wanted to reach out and help her unbutton, but the woman had already unbuttoned it herself.

To Ji Li's surprise, she would actually hold his underwear and strangle his neck directly......

At this time, Ji Li's face had already begun to turn green, but the woman was questioning him eloquently: "Why do you lie to me? Should I forgive you or ignore you? Why was that man back then? Why?"

How would he answer her question?

In the final analysis, "Mrs. Ji, you let go first." ”

"Don't let go, don't let go, don't let go, don't let go!"

"...... "Why is the drunk Mrs. Ji more difficult than the child?"

Ji Li stretched out his hand to hold the woman's little hand: "Mrs. Ji, if you don't let go and strangle me, you should be widowed!"

"Don't touch me!" Shen Chu suddenly shook off Ji Li's hand, then let go of his hand, pulled the quilt to cover his body, and then kept retreating.

It wasn't until she finally retreated to the corner of the bed that she curled herself up in a ball, then put her hands around her knees, crying and shaking her head: "Don't ...... Don't touch me, you go, you go......"

She probably remembered the scene back then, so at this moment, she had the fear and indifference of rejecting people thousands of miles away.

Ji Li knew how much he had gone too far back then, so at this time, he was stunned in place, a little at a loss for the first time.

Quietly moving only a few centimeters in the direction of the woman, the woman suddenly threw a pillow in his direction: "Get out, you get out!!"

Ji Li successfully dodged the pillow, but did not dodge the woman's sudden body.

It is said that for drunk people, there is no logic at all, and this sentence is really fully reflected in Shen Chu's body.

Because the woman who was still saying to let him get away the last second was directly pressed under him the next second.

The woman leaned against him, too close. didn't give him a chance to breathe at all, and lowered his head and kissed his thin cold lips.

Although he really liked Mrs. Ji's initiative to kiss, but now that he was drunk, Mrs. Ji, who was so drunk that she didn't even know who she was, kissed him so suddenly. made the tsundere Ji very dissatisfied.

So he lifted the woman up directly from his body, and then asked her, "Who am I?"

"Bastard!" the woman replied without thinking.

Ji Li gave up Mrs. Ji's benefit of taking the initiative to kiss, not to hear such an unhappy answer.

So he held the woman's little face again and asked very seriously: "Who am I?"

The woman's gaze looked a little sloppy, but in the end, she looked at him and said, "Ji Li, you are Ji Li." ”

Hearing the woman's affirmative answer, Ji Li was finally relieved.

It doesn't seem to be drunk and unconscious, at least sure that there are no casual kisses on strangers.

Just when Ji Li comforted himself like this, the woman looked at him again and said: "You are the bastard who ruined the trajectory of my life, the Ji Li who made me so sad and sad......"

"Wife ......"

"Why do you do that to me? Why?" the woman's pink fist landed the man's chest.

Although Shen Chu used a little strength, the man's chest muscles were so strong, and her fists were on his body, as if they were tickling, there was no big difference at all.

Shen Chu's red eyes were like rabbit's eyes, and just when Ji Li was just preparing to apologize to the woman, the woman directly threw out a shocking remark: "Why can't it be fair?"

Fair? How to be fair?

Just when Ji Li was thinking about how to be fair, the woman directly reached out and buttoned his shirt.

That bold action looks like a practicing family. Even Ji Li didn't have time to react.

It wasn't until the woman's hand was placed in a position that it shouldn't be placed, that Ji Li finally understood what a woman's so-called fairness meant.

Back then, he strengthened her as a last resort, and now is she going to force her back?

Seeing the woman's affectionate behavior of prostrate on her body like silk, it was really difficult for Ji Li to guarantee that she would not be directly pressed under her by the anti-guest.

Seeing that the woman and his belt had been entangled for a long time and there was no progress, Shen Chu could bear it, but Ji Li had already been teased by the woman.

couldn't stand Mrs. Ji's punishment, Ji Li reached out and held the woman's soft and boneless little hand, then pressed her little hand on his belt, and then taught her how to untie it......

However, before the warm professor class could start, the woman suddenly lifted the man's big hand in disgust, reached out and took the underwear that had just been taken off next to her, and then covered the man's eyes and said, "Why don't you cry?"

"...... "Is Mrs. Ji drunk or not?" If she is drunk, then why can she still remember the details of holding her clothes and blindfolding her eyes clearly? If she is not drunk......

If you're not drunk, who can use your underwear as a blindfold?