Chapter 422: I didn't steal, I robbed it
People are not only human, but also have a shocking name - handsome and strange!
In the past few years, Yichen has been to many places, and he has also seen all kinds of people or monsters with different appearances, for example, Kaba in the radius of the world, tall and handsome of the humanoids, although it is different from ordinary people, it is difficult to use a handsome and ugly profile, but at least people can distinguish the appearance of a good person.
Like the grass in the elf world, it is simply a little fairy, even if the body is a silly cat of the Warcraft Xuanfeng Leopard, it can be called cute, which is like this What is handsome and strange, people are not monkeys or monkeys, and they are sloppy, which makes people afraid to avoid it.
"Haha, boy, stupid, scared by me?"
Seeing Yichen's shocked and chattering look, Shuai Youqi stretched out his furry hand, shook it in front of Yichen, and said very proudly:
"It's no wonder that the first time people see me, they react more than you, after all, there are too few people as handsome as me...... You're already so good that you dare to admire me so closely. ”
While talking, he also posed in various poses, trying his best to show his handsome side to the fullest.
"Uh...... Handsome, I admit you're handsome, but can you clean your face?"
Yichen turned sideways and pinched his nose with his fingers to save himself from smelling the rancid smell of the food on Shuai Youqi's face.
To be honest, Yichen's mental strength is super strong, and he can barely endure the visual impact of this dignity on himself, but he doesn't dare to look directly at the cold soup accumulated on his concave face.
"Oh, this is what I deliberately used to disgust the people who chased me just now, and since you don't like it, then ......"
Shuai Youqi stretched out his hand, touched his face, and then looked back, seemed to shake it inadvertently, and said, "I've rewarded you." ”
With a 'whoosh' sound, the mass of food crossed an arc in the air like a meteor, and smashed into Meng Jianwen's face by coincidence.
"Wow......"
Poor Meng Jianwen, who is suspected of being clean, has long found that there is a trace of cunning in Shuai Youqi's eyes, but he still hasn't avoided this mess.
The sour smell almost didn't smoke Meng Jianwen to death, although he quickly wiped his face clean, but he always felt that the smell was not completely cleared in his heart.
"Hehe, isn't it more handsome?" Shuai Youqi didn't care about Meng Jianwen's painful appearance at all, he just leaned his face over, hoping to get Yichen's praise.
"Handsome, so handsome, it's just handsome......"
Yichen wanted to dodge, but his shoulders were tightly grasped by Shuai Youqi and he couldn't struggle. Under the gaze of Shuai Youqi's golden eyes, it was difficult for Yichen to even close his eyes.
In desperation, Yichen had no choice but to show great enthusiasm for 'appreciation' and 'heartfelt' admiration, but he thought in his heart if he could selectively coma at this time.
"Stinky monkey, you're looking for-"
Meng Jianwen, who was handsome and secretly calculated, where could he bear such humiliation, was it unbearable, and with a shake of the long sword, he rushed over.
"Hey, hey, hey...... What are you doing?"
Facing Meng Jianwen who rushed towards him with a sword, Shuai Youqi's hand holding Yichen's shoulder did not let go, he just stared at Meng Jianwen with his eyes, with a look of disdain:
"I know you're the ugliest person here, but even if you kill me, you're not going to be pretty. ”
The words were followed by good temptation, but those eyes released a golden light, shooting towards Dream Jianwen like an arrow.
Although he was in the green palace, the place was not as empty as outside, and the use of battle qi was limited to a certain extent, but in the long sword of Dream Sword Wen, there were still strong energy ripples.
Even if it is a beginner or even a mid-level powerhouse, he does not dare to confront him head-on, otherwise injuries will be inevitable. Meng Jianwen was just angry, and wanted to give Shuai Youqi a little color, but he didn't really mean to kill him.
As long as the sword qi touches Shuai Youqi, Meng Jianwen will adjust the amount of energy according to the opponent's cultivation strength, but the result is just to embarrass Shuai Youqi.
However, Shuai Youqi's reaction was completely beyond Meng Jianwen's expectations, not only did he not fight back, but even his body was motionless, and he seemed to be unaware of Meng Jianwen's attack.
Just as he was about to wonder, Meng Jianwen suddenly felt a golden light, as if it was about to pierce his head, making him feel dizzy.
At the same time, a trace of thought, as the golden light poured into Meng Jianwen's mind, was very gentle and calm, as if to soothe his restless mind.
Gradually, Meng Jianwen withdrew his battle qi and stopped releasing energy ripples, the anger on his face slowly receded, revealing a slight smile.
Buzz~~ There were a few more killer bees, sneaking into the green palace, Meng Jianwen waved his hand casually, it seemed that he was weak, and he didn't even succeed in killing one.
Instead, one of them took advantage of the gap and flew to his side and stung Meng Jianwen's arm fiercely.
Bang - The first few times the invasion of the killer bees, before they got close, they were killed by everyone, and the number of Meng Jianwen eliminated was even more than everyone.
But this time, Meng Jianwen's shot surprised everyone very much, the dignified battle commander was at the peak of the powerhouse, and he was full of domineering swords, but he couldn't kill a killer bee.
Accident after accident, the bucktooth old man still quickly shot and killed all the invading killer bees.
"Hehe, I don't seem to be very welcome here...... Okay, I'll give you a greeting gift, don't drive me away, okay?"
Shuai Youqi had already felt the oppressive atmosphere in the Green Palace, perhaps caused by his own indiscriminate intrusion.
The burden, which was bigger than his body, was untied by Shuai Youqi, and a lot of miscellaneous things were displayed in front of Yichen.
Grilled meat, sauce elbows, pancakes, water bladders...... Crystal, Crystal...... Pills, spirit grass, and so on, and so on.
With a burst of fragrance wafting out, Yichen found that there was still a jar of old wine that had been opened and sealed in the corner.
Good guys, this is a grocery store, and I don't know where Shuai Youqi got these things.
"These ...... Give it to us?"
I saw it just now, Shuai Youqi was carrying a big burden, desperately escaping from the pursuit of the horse team, and even rolled and climbed very wolf.
In the desert, although crystal coins are valuable, they may not be useful, and food and water are life-savers, and it is difficult to move an inch without them.
Since this burden is so important to him, why did he take the initiative to give it away, it's a bit puzzling.
"If it weren't for hiding here, those guys would definitely snatch these things, it's not mine anyway, just send it, it's a pity, hehe. ”
Shuai Youqi spread his hands and looked at Yichen with a relaxed face.
"Not yours...... What does that mean?" Yichen didn't understand, and asked again.
"That, I...... Say, you are not allowed to scold me. ”
Shuai Youqi's face was embarrassed, and he twisted and pinched.
Seeing Yichen nodded, he put on a smile on his face again, and said with his eyebrows fluttering: "Do you see the guys chasing me, this burden is their ......"
"You stole someone's stuff? I thought those people were robbers. ”
No wonder you stole the food and water that people were living in, and you didn't let people live.
"No, I didn't steal!"
Shuai Youqi saw a strong disdain from Yichen's expression, so he raised his hand, as if swearing, and like a curse:
"I promise I didn't steal anything...... If I lie to you, I will be drowned in water, stung by a killer bee, choked by eating, choked by drinking......"
A series of them, speaking faster than memorizing, feels like preparing in advance, or just saying too much usually and firmly engraved in my mind.
"You didn't steal it, did this thing grow its own feet and run to you?"
Yichen saw that he said it smoothly, and he didn't believe it anymore.
If you steal, you steal, dare to act, at least you are still a good man, but this handsome and strange, but she resolutely refuses to admit that she has stolen something.
Although he doesn't know where he came from, and his appearance is strange and obscene, Yichen always feels that handsome and strange are not like the kind of big traitors.
"Well, I didn't steal...... These things are snatched. ”
Facing Yichen's aggressive gaze, the handsome and strange eyes no longer emitted golden light.
He lowered his head and reluctantly explained what had happened.
As soon as he entered the Singo Desert, Shuai Youqi smelled a smell of wine, so he followed the sound to find it.
Under a shady rock, a group of people sat on the ground, drinking and punching, and using crystals and crystals as lottery heads.
On the ground was a large piece of cotton cloth with all kinds of food on it, and a jar of mellow old wine.
The winning side of the fist will get the spar crystal coins, which will be stacked on the cotton cloth close to them, and the losing side will take out the color head from their own space ring.
After a while, someone finished losing the spar crystal coins on his body, so he had to take out the pills and spirit herbs and put them on the cotton cloth.
The greedy insect was so handsome and strange that he not only coveted the wine, but also wanted to participate in their fist play, so he stepped forward with a shy face and said his thoughts.
This group of people was drunk, but they didn't expect an uninvited guest to come, and a guy who looked very weird, three points did not look like a person and seven points looked like a monkey, so he didn't want to deal with it, let alone meet the requirements of Shuai Youqi.
was rejected, Shuai Youqi was inevitably disappointed, but he was unwilling, so he continued to rely on the side of this group of people, begging vigorously.
Unexpectedly, this group of people was a little annoyed, and naturally spoke disrespectfully, and some even scolded him for being a stinky monkey.
I didn't drink the wine, and I was insulted, Shuai Youqi was angry, and the consequences were very strict.
Along with food crystals and other things, they should be rolled up, carried on their backs, and fled with their legs.
What happened later, Yichen and everyone also saw it through the cracks in the vines.
"It's not my fault, it's that they're too stingy. ”
Shuai Youqi looked aggrieved, and almost made Yichen kick him in anger.
At this moment, a loud shout came from afar: "Stinky monkey, get out of here!"