It wasn't until the evening three days later that Wen Feng boarded the OICQ again.

As soon as I boarded it, the sound of "Didi Didi" was endless. Wen Feng was still wondering, what was wrong today? There weren't so many people talking to him before.

He lazily opened the chat message, and was stunned, all of them were messages sent by one person.

Silly: "Are you there?"

Silly: "You're not there?"

Silly: "Are you here?"

Silly: "Hey.... Hey...."

Silly: "........"

Silly: "Nasty ghost...."

Silly: "Not here yet?"

Silly: ":("

Silly: "Is it coming today?"

Silly: "......."

Silly: "Nasty ....."

Silly: "Liar"

Silly: "You're a liar, big liar......."

……

Wen Feng has been reading this information for the time he has spent in the past few days. Only then did he remember that he had made an appointment with her that day to chat in the evening. When I was thinking about whether to go back or not, as "Didi Didi" sounded, the latest information was displayed in the dialog box, "Big liar, nasty ghost, you're finally here?"

Hey, it's actually online? Wen Feng knew that he was at a loss, so he hurriedly replied as if pleased.

"Haha, here, here. I'm sorry, I forgot that day. ”

"Hmph, hmph, hmph!"

Looking at it like this, this little tweed is still quite angry.

"I'm so sorry!"

"Hmph, hmph, hmph!"

"It's my fault, you shouldn't have been released that day. ”

"Hmph, hum, hum!"

Wen Feng apologized vigorously, but who knew that there were three words all the time coming.

Who said it, I'd rather offend the villain than the woman, it is really a wise saying. Wen Feng scratched his head and continued to beg, "That...... Miss, don't be angry, you don't care about the villain, the prime minister rides a camel on his belly, just let the kid go. ”

"Hmph, hum, hum!"

Wen Feng looked at these three words, and directly thought of a lively and cute, plump and greasy creature, and the wind of words changed, and he replied with a wicked smile.

"Are you a pig? If so, snort three times!"

"Hmph, hum, hum!"

"Nasty, you're a pig. ”

"Finally stopped humming, could it be that the little pig has cultivated into a fine and turned into a human form, hahaha. ”

"You're bullying me again, 555555555. ”

"Who made you hum all the time, and besides, isn't it lulu in your personal information, I remember when my grandmother fed the pigs, it was all ...... purr, purr, lulu"

"Stinky little dragon, nasty ghost, you really want to me off, that's the auto-reply function. ”

"What is an autoresponder?"

"Stupid,I don't even know about the automatic reply.,There's an automatic reply in the panel under the settings.,Just put the words you want to type in it.,When someone talks to you, it's automatically replies.。 ”

"Oh, what's the use of that?"

"It's fun, once I was chatting with my classmates, and I was too lazy to reply to the message, so I set up an automatic reply, and the content was, 'And then?', and I thought I was asking for half an hour...... I've been talking about it for a long time, and it's funny to think about it, haha. ”

Wen Feng was also infected, and laughed alongside, deliberately typing on the keyboard.

"And then?"

"I hate it, you learn from me, dare to use my tricks against me, I want to die!"

"I just want to know if your classmates found out later?"

"Of course I did, stupid. ”

Wen Feng also felt that this question was a bit out of standard, the word "stupid" was not called in vain, and continued to pretend to be pitiful and continued: "Since you have called stupid and nasty ghosts several times, you can't call it in vain, can you spare me now?"

The other party seemed to pretend to be generous and said: "In this case, I am not a reasonable and unforgiving person, I can change my mistakes, and I am very good, by the way, you haven't said whether you can change it? ”

Wen Feng responded in a coordinated manner, "It can be changed, it can be changed, what the stupid girl taught is that the kid will remember it." ”

"Hehe, okay, I spared you this time, in fact, I waited for you very late that day, and you didn't come......"

"I'm sorry, but can't I accompany you tonight?"

"Okay, give you a chance to make amends. Hehe. ”

Wen Feng looked at the other party's name, and always felt very strange, why did he give himself a stupid name? He gave a wicked smile, and immediately lowered his head and coded the words, "Miss, I guess you must be a girl with big eyes and long hair......

The other party asked strangely and suspiciously, "How do you know, why do I give you such an impression?"

Wen Feng felt that he seemed to have guessed correctly, so he laughed twice and continued: "The eyes are the window of the heart, you have not been guilty of the past when you put the pigeon before, you should be a broad-minded person at first glance, and the window of the heart will naturally not be small......"

"Oh, that's right! Of course, a man of my big heart will not be as knowledgeable as you. So how do you know it's long hair? I can't have short hair?"

Wen Feng coughed twice, closed his eyes, and continued with a horizontal heart: "As the saying goes, hair is long, knowledge is short, since you call it stupid, aren't fools all short in knowledge?

"You...... I'm angry. ”

"Are you really angry?" the other party did not respond for a long time. It's over, won't you be really angry, Wen Feng asked tentatively, "Eldest sister, are you still there?"

"Are you there...... Are you there...... Are you there...... Are you there...... "Wen Feng sent a full screen of words?

"You're going to die...... Your aunt and I'm here!"

Wen Feng sneered and said: I want to be my aunt, wait.

"Okay, auntie, then I'll call you aunt from now on, you call me over, if only I was breaking an arm, hehe. ”

was stunned for a moment, and then replied with laughter: "Haha, dizzy, your imagination is quite rich." ”

"Auntie, aunt ......"

"Die, dead dragon, I'm not that old. ”

"You called me wrong, you should have called me. Hee-hee. ”

"Your name is one word less. ”

Wen Feng was stunned, looked at his screen name, reacted, and said, "Female character, if I am Xiaolongnu, you can call me aunt, I can call you over." ”

"Dizzy, I've convinced you. ”