"Brother, what's going on lately, there are many girls in the second sister's health hall who can massage. I patted Marven on the shoulder and asked.

"Don't mention it, no one has big breasts. Marven waved his hand, "I've been practicing martial arts all day, and I'm very bored." The third idiot loves to eat mutton skewers, which makes the house angry. If I hadn't been his eldest brother, I would have beaten him up a long time ago. The fourth child has a big bald head dangling all day long, and his eyes are dizzy. Although the second sister is eye-catching, she always bullies me. I can't find the overlord, now he has encountered a bottleneck in practicing the Peng family's martial arts, in order to break through the whole day looking for someone to learn, I ran when I saw him, isn't it looking for abuse to learn from him?"

"So decayed!" I laughed gloatingly.

"Alas, it's hard to put into words, and sorrow flows backwards. Marven shook his head and sighed.

"Okay......" I was sweating and didn't know what to say.

"If it weren't for the task given to me by the second sister to break through the sixth stage of the Eight Duanjin within a month, I would have gone to you a long time ago. It's still comfortable to be your bodyguard, and there are beautiful girls to watch every day. Marven lit a cigarette and smiled obscenely.

I was calm on the surface but shocked in my heart, my brother's Baduanjin actually practiced the sixth duan, and I only practiced the second duan. I wanted to talk to him, but now it seems that the time has not come.

"Brother Feng, I heard that you have been practicing martial arts with 6 martial arts recently, and there is a little junior sister who helped you dredge the meridians, how are you doing?" asked Marven.

"It's okay. I said nonchalantly.

"When you're healed, let's compete. Brother said.

I put my hands in my pockets and pretended I didn't hear.

Marven walked out with me, like a bird out of the cage, constantly competing, and he asked again, "Brother Feng, what are we going to do?"

"Go and make amends, Tian Jing invited me to watch a movie, I released her pigeon, and the victim waited for three hours in vain. This made her so angry that she texted me to ignore me. I said in frustration.

Marven raised his middle finger: "Brother Feng, I despise you! Other girls took the initiative to invite you to watch a movie, but you didn't go!"

"I can't help it, I was chased and killed by that foreign devil and Da Fei's gang yesterday, how can I go to the appointment?" I said helplessly.

"If it were me, I would have to go at the risk of my life, Tian Jing is such a beautiful and lovely girl, how can you bear to release her pigeons!" Marven said with a look of disdain.

"Damn me! They just blocked me at the door of the movie theater, if I go to Tian Jing, won't I hurt her?" I said.

"Alas, all in all, I really envy you for having such a beautiful big-breasted girlfriend, it's good to talk about love and watch movies. Marven said with emotion.

"Brother, haven't you been in love?" I asked.

Marven nodded in frustration.

I was a little surprised and said, "Brother, you used to be a popular figure in the second high school, the boss of the Four King Kongs, and many gangsters used you as an idol." Those female gangsters, I guess they all want to be your girlfriend, you haven't talked about it!"

"Don't mention it, there was a person in the school who chased me before, a fat girl of one hundred and eighty pounds, who loved me and loved me to death. Wherever she stopped, all the other women were scared away. Marven said with a declining face: "One hundred and eighty pounds of fat girl, brother, how good it is to exchange two ninety pounds!"

"One hundred and eighty pounds!" I looked at Marven's thin figure and laughed like a barbell in my mouth.

"Now you still give me short WeChat messages from time to time, asking me to eat Malatang. I'm so speechless, my youth was ruined by her, and now that I think about it, I can't wait to strangle her!" Marven said with a frenzied expression.

"Brother, don't think so. Every fat person is a potential stock, if she loses weight, it is not necessarily that she is not beautiful, but her breasts must be big. I said.

Marven suddenly stopped, stared at me with a light in his eyes, and said with a smile: "Yes." ”

"Lewd man! I despise you, brother, I will be energetic when I hear that my breasts are big!" I gave Marven the middle finger.

Subsequently, I took Marven home first and took more than 10,000 yuan in cash. Since it is to make amends, it is natural to buy some gifts.

However, I called Tian Jing seven or eight times along the way, and she hung up immediately. It seems that she is really angry.

From her point of view, I made a serious mistake, this was the first time she invited me to watch a movie, and I promised her beforehand that I would definitely go. It's a pity that she waited for more than three hours!

The most serious thing is that I didn't reply to her calls and texts, the phone was turned to silent, and finally fainted, and I didn't know. There was no reason to release her pigeons, which probably broke Tian Jing's heart.

"Brother, what should I do, Tian Jing doesn't answer my phone and doesn't reply to my messages, I don't know where to find her, how can I make amends?" I said helplessly.

"Call her mom, stupid!" Marven said.

Yes, yes, I quickly called Tian's mother.

After connecting, before I could speak, Tian's mother said: "Xiaofeng, what's the matter, I quietly said last night that I would like to invite you to watch a movie." When I came back, I didn't say a word, and my eyes were red and swollen, as if I was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she didn't say anything, telling me it was okay. There is still something wrong with Jingjing today, listless, as if I have lost my soul. I wondered, are you making a fuss?"

"Auntie, I was delayed last night and couldn't make the appointment, so I waited quietly for a long time. It's really my fault, and I'm going to apologize to her. I said quickly.

"I see, it's okay, come here. I'm setting up a stall on this side of Hongqi Road, quietly beside me, come here. Tian Mu said with a smile.

"Thank you, Auntie. I was overjoyed, and hurriedly shouted to Marven: "Brother, go, go to the side of Ergao Hongqi Road." ”

Marven looked at me and said, "Are you going like this?"

I was stunned.

"Mother Tian is also there, so she must bring some gifts. Tian Jing only needs a sincere apology from you, Tian's mother is different, you have to bring something. When the son-in-law saw his mother-in-law, he had to carry eight chickens in our hometown! Moreover, you are a pigeon that released someone's precious daughter, and Tian's mother didn't say anything, but her heart was a pimple. Marven said.

"Yes!" reminded me of my brother's words, and I asked, "What kind of gift should I bring?"

"The more precious, the better, preferably gold!" Marven smiled and said, "If you want to marry Tian Jing home, conquer her mother first!"

I nodded and glanced at my brother deeply: "Okay, brother, I see that you are obscene and trivial all day long, I didn't expect to be so proficient in human affairs!"

"It's a pity that I don't have a girlfriend, and the spare tire is a 180-pound fat girl!" Marven took a puff of cigarette and said melancholy.

My brother and I came to the gold store, and I originally wanted to buy a necklace for Tian's mother, so I took this opportunity to buy her one.

With the enthusiastic help of the shopping guide, I finally picked out a women's necklace, which looks very beautiful and is more suitable for middle-aged people to wear.

It weighs 8 grams and costs nearly 3,000 yuan.

Before paying, I asked Marven's opinion, and my brother shook his head and said no. I asked him which line he was doing, and my brother pointed to a gold necklace as thick as chopsticks and said, "This!"

"......" I was speechless, this is a big thick gold chain for men to wear, specially used to go out and pretend. Tian's mother is a middle-aged woman, what kind of words do you wear this!

"You told me about the situation of Tian Jing's family," Brother said: "For Tian Mu, it doesn't matter whether the gold necklace looks good or not, what matters is how heavy this necklace is! The heavier the better, the heavier the more valuable, and the heavier Tian Mu likes it!"

Marven gushed to me, with a high-level attitude.

"Really?" I think what he said also has some truth, but why do I feel so awkward about choosing a big thick gold chain to send to Tianmu.

"Trust me, that's right!" Marven said.

"Okay, brother, I'll believe you, salesman, take out this chopstick-thick gold necklace for me!" I gritted my teeth and shouted.

Take out a weigh, 5o grams, 17,000!

I didn't have enough money, so I only brought 10,000.

"Seven thousand left to swipe my card. Marven took out a credit card, patted me on the shoulder and said, "Brother Feng, you owe me seven thousand yuan, don't forget to pay me back!"

Then, I paid the money, took the prepared and said that I was holding the necklace, and got into the taxi to Ergao nervously.

Would she be happy to give such a thick necklace to Tian's mother?

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