Chapter 838 - The profession is executed
If you are in the magic capital, the temperature will not drop until after ten o'clock in the evening, and then it will feel a little cooler, but in the countryside, after the sun goes down, the birds start chirping, the dogs are having fun, and the members are also starting to go out.
The scenery of this shooting location is not ordinary, the base camp is set up in a large farmhouse on the edge of the lotus pond, standing in the small courtyard and looking at it, the eyes are full of lotus leaves, green, like a big disc, and a pink lotus flower emerges in the middle, some are still flower bones, and some have been fully expanded, revealing the small lotus canopy inside.
The girl's heart of the members exploded, and after arriving, they took pictures inside, posed in various bewitching poses, and played in it for half an hour, and then reluctantly returned.
The farmhouse is also very good, with three large tiled houses forming a small courtyard, which is very suitable for filming programs.
The two dogs were undoubtedly the happiest, where they could run freely, occasionally meet their companions, and soon get covered in mud.
It can only be said that it is not a simple matter to help Pepsi and Qixi take a bath for nearly 40 pounds, especially since the two guys are not honest, and Su Yan usually takes them directly to the pet store.
Later, it was the joint efforts of the eight members to directly suppress it by force, which took more than half an hour, and everyone was tired and sweating, which was done, and there were many jokes during the period.
Especially He Jiong, when he was helping the dog dry his hair, he was thrown to the ground and licked wildly, and the others had no intention of helping at all, standing aside to watch the excitement.
Laughing and laughing, the sky gradually darkened, and it was time for dinner.
"Today is the first recording of the sixth season of "Two Days and One Amount", and we have ushered in a new member, Su Yan!"
"Bang bang bang!"
"The first place to travel was to Qingshan Village, so I think it would be of great significance for you to make dinner by yourself?"
"No!" Su Yan immediately replied: "The program team is getting lazier and lazier, and they don't want to cook now, right?" ”
"Hahaha, say a few more words, we used to dare to be angry but didn't dare to speak, and finally someone can suppress the program team. He Jiong laughed beside him.
Lin Junping was also a little flustered, and he didn't know how to answer for the time being, which made the arrogance of the members rise again.
"Director Su, this has been arranged..."Director Lin pointed to the script in his hand, he knew that the boss was deliberate, for the sake of the effect of the show, the actor and the program team fought wits and courage, which is also a highlight, so he is also fully cooperating.
The staff all had smiles on their faces, and many of them had followed Su Yan, and when they saw the two bosses arguing, how happy they were to eat melons.
"Wow, if Director Su had participated earlier, we probably wouldn't have suffered so much. Bai Ke was also sighing.
Originally, it was just a variety show, and the production team completed the feeling of extreme survival, starvation is still a trivial matter, in winter, it is more than ten degrees below zero, and there is no one who chiseled the ice on the river into the water.
However, the effect is also significant, "Two Days and One Night" has a characteristic that other programs can't compare, that is, there are basically no guests, and it is completely maintained by the members themselves and creativity, not to mention the audience's love, and the variety shows of other TV stations will occasionally learn from the blessing and punishment of entering the water.
is also the reason why despite the hard work, the artists are willing to stick to shooting.
"Get on the props!" Lin Junping didn't talk nonsense, and with a move of his hand, the two staff members brought up a big KT board.
Pork ribs, beef, garlic, biscuits, jade tendon fish coffee, fish, instant noodles, devil pepper barbecue, into the water...
"Not only the ingredients, but also the punishment?"
"The rules are as follows, eight members are out one by one, after ten laps of the elephant's trunk, kick out the slippers within five seconds, if you choose the ingredients to get it directly, if you choose the punishment, you need to complete it and then continue, the rice and spices are provided for free. ”
"Director Su, do you have a good sense of balance?"
"It's a mess, and you can't even walk on a single-plank bridge. ”
"That's up to Zhang Yishan, his stability is the best among everyone, just have a rib. ”
"Director, what if I choose to enter the water?" He Jiong looked up and asked.
"There is a stream not far behind the yard, and if you are unfortunate enough to choose, just run over and jump without saying a word. ”
"This one is a little tired, you see, empty, into the water, the grid of the devil's pepper punishment is obviously larger than the others, the ribs are at the end, almost the size of a shoe, director, what if the line is pressed?" Bai Ke asked.
"According to the area, whichever side is larger, it counts which. ”
"Can you try it?"
"No way!"
"Eh, Director Su, you should talk about him. Lin Gengxin pulled his arm.
Su Yan's joining, especially the previous DISS, made the members seem to have found the backbone, anyway, it's just talking, agreeing is the best, and it doesn't matter if you don't agree.
He cleared his throat, but he was facing Lin Gou: "How can you be like this, the link that the program team has spent so much effort to think about must be meaningful, are we here to enjoy happiness, you just come to do the show with a relaxed attitude? Hey, I'm disappointed!"
"It's just, it's so undeserved, it's not professional at all. "Zhang Yishan's eyesight is superb.
"It turns out that you are such a Lin Gengxin, and you actually threatened the program team, I look down on you, and I will break off from now on. He Jiong shouted loudly.
"Brother, it's a shame that I take you as an example, it's so disappointing for me!" Wang Jiaer also came to join in the fun.
Lin Update: ???
I have 10,000 MMP words to say in my heart, I proposed to let Director Su negotiate before, and you are all cheering and responding, seeing the wind and rudder, the speed of turning your face and not recognizing people is too fast.
"I'm sorry Director Lin, I'm sorry for the program team, I'm sorry for the audience in front of the TV!"
He still stood up and bowed and apologized, though he didn't know why.
"Are you sure you really repent?" Su Yan didn't seem to plan to let him go.
"Sure!"
"Then please show it with practical actions. ”
Lin Gengxin hesitated, did not answer immediately, from the other party's tone and expression, the sixth sense told him that there seemed to be a pit, as long as he dared to agree, it was estimated that something would happen.
He Jiong couldn't see through Su Yan's thoughts, but it didn't prevent him from assisting.
"It turns out that your previous apologies were all fake? I actually lied in front of the national audience, director, I suggest that when it is broadcast, play the previous ones a few more times, so that everyone knows his true face!"
Lin Junping naturally nodded in agreement.
"Teacher He, I'm wrong, don't play with me! "The desire to survive makes Lin Gengxin have to compromise.
"OK!" Su Yan snapped his fingers with satisfaction, and pointed to the kt list on the ground: "Eight people, take turns, it's not time, especially if you choose to enter the water, you have to wait for a long time, and such a large area, I estimate that many people will be in it, so since Lin Gengxin is willing to take on it, I will appoint him as: Professional punishment of the executor." ”
Lin Update: ???
Ominous premonitions usually come true, what the hell is it to professionally punish the person being executed.
"Hahahaha, I support, brother, you are my idol again. ”
"Sure enough, I retract the words I just criticized. ”
"Update, you're really a big star. ”
"Lin Xin, who likes to sacrifice himself the most, has been renewed. ”
"Two Days and One Night" has an essential sentence: No matter how terrible the punishment set by the program team is, as long as it is not me, Su Yan's move is to set aside the seven people and put Lin Gengxin in the limelight.
Especially before he dug a pit and forced him to jump, but now he is in a dilemma, and he doesn't refuse it, and he feels bad in his heart when he agrees.
"Director Su doesn't play like this!"
"No, you decided to take the initiative to stand up, and the audience and friends will be as moved as we are!"
So, with the unremitting efforts of Su Yan and the members, he became the executor inexplicably and in a daze, but in the invisible place behind him, everyone was celebrating with their eyes.
"You have to come on, don't kick the punishment on purpose. Lin Gengxin sat on the side and reminded helplessly.
"Don't worry, this is related to dinner, you must work hard!" He Jiong comforted him.
In order to put pressure on the program team, various punishment items were brought up first and a table was filled.
After some discussion, Su Yan started and Zhang Yishan finale.
I used to say that I had a bad sense of balance, which is also true, when I went to the amusement park with Yun'er, there were not some equipment that would go around in circles, and after coming down, I had to be dizzy for a long time to recover.
After bending over and turning ten times, Su Yan directly fainted, unable to stand steadily, the sky was spinning in front of him, and there seemed to be the shouts of the members in his ears, but he didn't really hear it.
There was always a voice in my heart, kicking out, kicking out, before falling, the right leg strained, regardless of where the slippers flew, and then collapsed on the ground.
"Poofhahahaha!"
"It seems that Director Su really has an opinion. ”
"Well done, revenge. ”
"Let's just think about it, Su Yan really dares to do it!"
Su Yan finally came back to his senses, seeing that the members and the program team were laughing, he was confused, and he didn't know what was going on.
He Jiong stepped forward to help him up, and after a good explanation, he hurriedly stepped forward to apologize to the director.
It turned out that before he fell to the ground, the slippers turned around strangely and flew towards the director, Lin Junping didn't have the slightest mental preparation for this, and it was too late to hide when he wanted to, he hit the bull's-eye, and now he was covering his face and laughing speechlessly.
Su Yan was also speechless, the distance between the starting point and the target was about five meters, and the program team was on the right side, even if he had the heart to aim, it was estimated that it would be difficult to succeed if he didn't have dozens of times.
But what about yourself?
Once, just once, the key is to focus on the director, and the picture must be very funny.
None of the members cared about the result of the game, to put it bluntly, all the links were for one purpose, and in order to amuse the audience, Su Yan obviously succeeded.
Think about it, Director Su, who has always appeared in front of the audience with a more serious and generous image, was suddenly found to be a game black hole, clumsily turning in circles, and dramatically attacking the director of the show, what a big surprise.
Everyone was clapping and cheering, gloating.
In the variety show circle, there is a kind of person who is the most envied by the actors, that is, the person who is favored by the god of variety shows.
The representative character is Lee Kwang-so, this guy doesn't know what's wrong, as long as he makes a game, he will definitely be unlucky, which will cause all kinds of jokes, which looks a little pitiful, but it is easy to be known and liked by the audience.
Su Yan seems to have a similar feeling when he first came, the contrast is very big, he can not only come up with ideas, but also have obvious shortcomings, so far, it seems that the debut is very successful, and there are a lot of laughs around him.
Finally calmed down, he really planned to sit and watch the performance of others, but He Jiong pushed himself out again.
"Director Su, you didn't shout the challenge just now, you have to do it again!"
Su Yan: ???
(Thanks to Azheng 128 for his 103 rewards, thanks to the flying dancer Lao Tie)
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