People complained about the cooking chef in the kitchen, whether he didn't clean the pots and pans, and the cooking chef looked aggrieved. Wangcai and I understood that it had nothing to do with the chef, so let people eat some steamed buns. Hurry up and go out of the funeral, don't delay.

Wangcai and I looked at our watches, as long as we arrived at twelve o'clock, we would go to the funeral immediately, because twelve o'clock was the time when the sun was the hottest and brightest. Yin objects are afraid of seeing the sun, so we choose this time to be safer.

When the time came, Wangcai and I tried our best to reduce the intermediate links, and the tractor-pulled coffin car or funeral car all started and headed for the cemetery. All the men on the road were nervous. This strange incident spread in the village overnight, and no one in the village dodged, but found that more and more people gathered, coming from all directions, and when they reached the cemetery, the bicycle on the ground was still rushing here.

A simple ceremony was held and the burial began. Everyone worked together to steadily drop the coffin into the grave. After that, Wangcai and I both breathed a sigh of relief, and I said, "Bury it, and put it in the ground!" The custom here is that after the mourner is gone, only the person who digs the grave is left, and then buries the grave.

Most of the funeral cars left, Dazhu insisted on not leaving, so he had to wait for him to watch the grave digger buried, at this moment a whirlwind rose from the ground, around the cemetery in a circle, in the broad daylight there were ghosts, it can be seen that this ghost road is very deep.

Wangcai fought his sword and shouted: "Bold and evil, dare to do something in the daylight, and are not afraid of angering the gods! Even if the ancestors of the Lin family have a place where they can't live with you, do you know that there is a debt and a master? What does it have to do with his descendants? Leave as soon as possible! Otherwise, the soul of this mage will be scattered and he will never be reborn!"

I glanced at Dazhu and said, "Brother Dazhu, the matter has come to this, what's the use of being afraid?" Dazhu suddenly understood, rushed over in a few steps, and then scolded at the whirlwind.

"Evil ghost! What do the elders have to do with our grudges? If you take my life, I will fight with you to the death!" Dazhu scolded and said, then knelt down on the cemetery, tore off the clothes on his chest, and looked up to the sky and roared: "God, the evil ghost raised by the son of a bitch! Repeatedly offend my family and harm people's lives, where is the reason of heaven! Evil ghost, come! There is a kind of coming here, Lao Tzu will die with you!"

I don't know if the ghost really heard it or not, or didn't dare to make a mistake during the day, the whirlwind gradually became smaller, and I saw that the little whirlwind actually blew up a few pieces of dark coins thrown on the ground, flew into the fire, and ignited in the fire, and the little whirlwind stayed in the bright hall of the tomb for a few seconds and then disappeared.

Everyone was puzzled, and Wangcai hurriedly said: "Bury the grave, don't delay!" Only then did the people come back to their senses, and they all rushed over to copy the shovel and bury the grandfather of the big pillar. People all felt cold and swishing on their bodies, and they broke out in a cold sweat, no one has ever encountered this kind of thing!

Wangcai came over and said: "Yong, the truth of yin and yang is the same, there is a good and evil in everything, as long as we are not afraid, reason, it will work there." I'm glad you're here, otherwise I don't know what kind of mess would have happened! I wouldn't be able to fight that evil thing with my own strength!"

"I can't help it, let's act when the opportunity arises, if you are in a hurry, you can only gamble, and people can't gamble on everything!" I said.

finally buried Grandpa Dazhu safely, and in the days that followed, Dazhu's days were also stable. Many years later, I went home and chatted with Dazhu about the events of that year, and Dazhu still remembers it vividly.

After returning from the grave and talking to Wangcai and walking home, there was a voice calling me behind me, and I turned my head to see that it was Xiaomei.

I was busy standing still, and when Wangcai saw someone calling me, he left first. Xiaomei was wearing a fat red floral cotton coat, her hair was fluffy, and her face inadvertently showed a trace of melancholy, I smiled: "My beautiful sister, don't worry about saving the dead and helping the wounded, are you still so idle?"

"You don't know how I got mixed up, when you see me, the wind will blow the thistles, and the wind will be thorny. It's not okay to talk well. Xiaomei looked unhappy. I hurriedly laughed and said, "Sister, okay, who messed with you?"

Xiaomei stroked the hair on her forehead and pointed to her forehead, a purple and green piece, which looked the size of an apricot pit. A little aggrieved, he said, "Who can there be? It's not him." Yesterday I had another fight with him, and I was away from home all the year round, and said that I had been married for several years and had no children. Fart, he's not at home, who do I go with? He's looking for a woman outside, and he's looking for a reason when he has nothing to say!"

"When will he come back? The business is not easy to do, if it doesn't work, he can go home and do something else, and he can live the same." I persuaded Xiaomei.

"He has the soul of that woman, how can he go home to do it, he has been home for several days, and he is noisy every day. Divorce all day long. ”

"If it weren't for the fact that when he performed in Cangzhou, he used 'upside down' to make people beat, otherwise he wouldn't have returned!

Xiaomei's "inverted" is a kind of jargon for running the rivers and lakes, and "inverted" is a kind of vernacular used before performing a show. The greeting people on the rivers and lakes are called "tethered piles", and then "point canopy", which is similar to the preface we use to write novels, similar to the wedge. Then you use this "inverted".

For example, if you sell plasters, you will say that you don't take any money for this plaster, and you will give it away for free. As soon as the people heard that they didn't want it, they began to rob indiscriminately, and there was a trust inside that began to make trouble. The medicine seller said again, if someone takes it back to fill the hole in the wall, then we can't give it to him. To people who should be really useful.

Now I make an appointment instead, and I make an appointment for 30 people, and the appointment is a stamped note. Then out of the thirty people who have no money or those who are not easy to be fooled, and leave twenty. And then from twenty people are sifting, how to sift it?

And the man said, "You said you would take an ointment to cure the disease, and I would give you a dime to drink a glass of water, but do you want any more plaster?" The man must have given him a dime without any vagueness. Then test the second person, saying, I don't want that person's money, I want yours, can you give it to Ermao? It will be a test of three cents and five cents.

If you don't add more, you really don't dig it out if you add more, it's called "fried canopy", and then it's scattered. Finally, he began to "dig up the punctual point", and then said, "You can't pay for me if I add three yuan?" Someone paid for it, sold the medicine and then returned the money to the person, and the person who gave the plaster was added to five yuan, and then returned the money and sent the plaster. When everyone was sure that the money would be returned, they increased the money to ten yuan per sticker. Then he said, return the money of the undetermined elements, and whoever asks for the money should leave quickly!

When everyone believed that the money would be returned, the medicine seller said, "Do you really believe in buying a sticker for 10 yuan?"

Of course, everyone said, ten yuan is ten yuan, and they are willing to give it. At this time, the person inside came out and said, who wants to regret that the whole family is dead, the house is on fire, and they are all violently ill!

Then the seller took out the medicine, and the price on it was all fifteen or twenty yuan per sticker. The seller of medicine said, "For every ten dollars, twenty dollars will be added to the medicine, and five dollars will be given to fifteen." Only then did everyone know that they had bought the medicine, and they thought that they had got a bargain.

This is the "inverted insertion" on the rivers and lakes.