Volume 1 Far Away Tourist Chapter 66 The city is full of absurd words

In the port city in the distance, there were still many explosions, Lu Chuan followed Wen Zhili's advice, went into the forest, put on the most tattered clothes, and walked out.

Lin Qianzai saw that Lu Chuan went to the woods as if he had been robbed, and hurriedly asked.

"Is there anything in this wood?"

"It's nothing! It's just that Wen He said that if you don't wear poor clothes now, you will be arrested!

Mei Li also stood by the wall and was very distressed, and after sorting out how ugly she could be, she slowly walked over and said.

"Hey, you're really unappetizing!"

Lin Qianzai looked at the current plum pear and shook his head.

"Why don't you change it!"

Mei Li and Lu Chuan looked at Lin Qianzai who was still wearing a red robe, although he was not what he used to be, but he still looked too much like a rich man.

"I have this! I'll hang it up like that! We're just a little flag officer in Beijing! Do you know what we're doing?"

Lin Qianzai looked cheap, hung the iron card on his waist, touched it and said with a smile to the two people in front of him.

"it!"

Mei Li glanced at Lu Chuan and smiled, and said in unison.

"Let's go, you're my slaves!"

Lin Qianzai glanced at the thing that was already on his waist, waved his hand and said.

The three of them went directly to the road, and when they came to a fork in the road, Lin Qianzai thought of something and walked directly to the left.

Mei Li silently followed Lin Qianzai without paying attention, and when Lu Chuan saw that the two of them had gone up the mountain, he deliberately retreated to look at the stone tablet, raised his arms and shouted.

"What are you doing? The right is the way to Kyoto!"

"I'm going to rob you! You can go explore the way first, soon!"

Lin Qianzai looked down at Lu Chuan and said with a smile.

"Robbery? When are you going to rob again? Are you from Qizhou?"

Lu Chuan didn't understand, and pointed to Lin Qianzai Education and said.

"I've been in the middle of the town for 20 years! I don't know this place better than you? You go first! I said I'll be back soon!"

Lin Qianzai was too lazy to deal with Lu Chuan, he was going to find the good mountain charm who had been away for a long time, the white wolf with empty gloves, after all, next time he was looking for the shopkeeper Xu, there was nothing, and he didn't seem to be able to do anything.

"You have to do whatever you want! Old Tang's father, Bai has been educated!"

Lu Chuan shook his head, like an old man who was very ironclad and could not stand by a sword, and stepped forward with his hands behind his back.

Lin Qianzai saw that Lu Chuan was gone, and then he sped up his pace.

"Who are we going to rob? You can't do anything to people!"

Mei Li hurriedly followed, she looked at the confident Lin Qianzai and said seriously.

"Oh, do you know how I know those people? I'm the tribute of the black mountain charm, originally two trees, the dog who lived in the orb, it was almost dead when it was injured that time, so I gave it to use!"

"Oh, so you made your fortune by bullying the mountain charm?"

Mei Li, she smiled very happily when she saw Lin Qianzai being so serious.

"Well, I don't think there's anything funny about this! I've set up a stall, I've also worked as a coolie, but I still can't support myself, you know, Tombo's poor trick is the key to waking me up, how can the poor have a trick? I don't see many people who are really conscientious! Besides, spending money to settle things is the best way for mountain spirits, they can drink springs and eat moss, but people can't!"

Lin Qianzai talked eloquently, Mei Li gradually lowered his head, he took up the small hand that was deliberately covered with dust, and then ran.

The speed of the two is very fast, Lin Qianzai looked at the more and more familiar mountain road, and felt a lot in his heart, the stone he had stepped on seemed to be smaller now, and when he looked back, it seemed that it was not small, it had always been, but he became much faster than it.

The two of them came to Liu Nationality Village in the daytime of the next day, and all kinds of wooden works in the village began to whizz and pull the sound of big saws, and under the big tree at the entrance of the village, there was an additional shrine.

Lin Qianzai glanced at the entrance of the village, then sneaked over, and began to pinch and chant mantras at the shrine that guarded the door, and it didn't take long for a yawning stone man to run out of it.

"What's wrong?

Lin Qianzai said: "I! hey, hey, hey!"

"Bye bye!"

The stone monster's eyes widened and he was startled, in front of it, a Puyu Realm monk and a Golden Body Realm double cultivator martial artist, completely pulling calves, and they couldn't afford to provoke them.

"Hey, you're all at the gate, is it necessary to be so afraid of us?"

Lin Qianzai directly pinched the calf of the stone man and said questioningly.

"I'm not afraid of you! I'm afraid of the fairy girl next to you, her eyes are too scary!"

The stone man slapped Lin Qianzai's fingernails vigorously with his hand, trying to make him let go

Mei Li was horrified in her heart, she quickly took a few steps back, turned around, Lin Qianzai saw Mei Li's action, and she also had questions in her heart, but there was a hurry, and said.

"Give me two colored trees, and we'll go!"

When the stone man heard this, he immediately remembered who the man who pulled his leg was, and he pointed to Lin Qianzai and said.

"Oh! You're the one who is the grass on the wall! I'll give you two! If you come again, I'll shake you!"

Lin Qianzai smiled awkwardly, still cheekily stretched out his hand, and the stone man sat there directly with both hands, summoned two small bubbles, and put them on Lin Qianzai's hand.

Lin Qianzai accepted the orb and bowed.

"Don't come, two great monks! Disturb people's dreams! Alas!"

The stone man also saluted respectfully and jumped straight in.

Lin Qianzai pulled Mei Li to look back at the entrance of the village and left quickly.

The crescent moon in the middle of the night can still take care of pedestrians in a hurry, Lin Qianzai said at this time.

"The color of your eyes is different, I didn't care about it before, should you talk to me now?"

Mei Li stopped, she bit her lip, Lin Qianzai saw that she was unspeakable, and waved her hand directly.

"Let's go!"

"I said, you can't tell anyone!"

Before Lin Qianzai's voice fell, Mei Li said directly.

"Say it!"

Lin Qianzai nodded, approached Meili and said.

"I can see the color of the human heart! that is, his yin! I don't know how, it has been gone for a long time, and it has recently started again!"

Mei Li thought about Xu Shifang's words, and still said it.

"This shouldn't be a big deal!"

Lin Qianzai thought about it, he could observe people's yin virtue, this is nothing, it is normal.

"You can also know when he will die!"

Mei Li's next sentence made Lin Qianzai speechless.

Lin Qianzai was stunned for a long time, and then gritted his teeth and said.

"So, you see my lifespan?"

"No, yours is a blank slate!

Mei Li took a breath, and the feeling of saying the words in her heart suddenly became a lot more open-minded.

"That's what you mean when you're on the boat, do you? Want to see how long my parents will live?"

Lin Qianzai remembered something, looked at Mei Li and said with a smile.

"Hmm...... I ......"

Lin Qianzai hugged Mei Li into his arms and kissed it affectionately, Mei Li's eyes widened, the excessive brightness in her eyes slowly disappeared, she tasted a feeling that she had never felt before, this sweetness, made her body completely relaxed, and suddenly Mei Li felt other feelings, she wanted to push away, Lin Qianzai.

Lin Qianzai was too engaged, and tightly held Mei Li's tongue, Mei Li subconsciously tightened her legs, and suddenly trembled, Mei Li no longer had the strength to lose her resistance.

Lin Qianzai slowly left Meili and touched her face, Meili opened her eyes and wrote longing on her face, Lin Qianzai stared at her for a while, Meili returned to normal, she looked around, and whispered to Lin Qianzai.

"I'll be right back!

Lin Qianzai looked at Mei Li and Li Mu's identical way of walking, he still didn't understand, he could only wait here, Mei Li pinched the trick with difficulty, summoned a small screen, changed clothes as quickly as possible, and burned the changed clothes directly with fire, she looked at the crystal clear piece on the clothes, red from the head to the back of her feet.

Lin Qianzai saw Mei Li in elegant clothes running quickly, and asked first without waiting for Mei Li to speak.

"Dirty clothes?"

Mei Li's blush, which she had finally suppressed, reappeared, she nodded, grabbed Lin Qianzai, and walked slowly.

"If it weren't for the fact that there was a door beast on the edge of Yuyu City that could detect the monk, I would have taken you straight over!

Lin Qianzai looked at Mei Li's way of walking and was still a little strange, thinking that she was tired, and said very apologetically.

"This Wen Zhili also said, understand! It's okay, let's hurry! Lu Chuan often makes fools, I'm afraid he will be cleaned up again!"

Mei Li snorted and said with a smile.

Lin Qianzai and Mei Li continued to hurry, but Lu Chuan was indeed stupid again in her mouth, disgusted with the road chief, ran with mental strength, and was caught just right, he was tied up and thrown into the prison, looking at the people around him who were even more sloppy than herself, and hurriedly shouted.

"I am wronged! I am wronged!"

"What's the noise? You ask them if they're wronged?"

A jailer stabbed Lu Chuan with a killing rod and said angrily.

The others leaned against the cell door and spoke in unison.

"It's wronged! But it's comfortable here! I don't want to cook anyway, and I still have to take care of the food! By the way! Brother Jailer, what are you going to eat today!"

"Sixi meatball soup, and bamboo sandwich rice! By the way! If any of you want to go out, remember to get your clothes!

The jailer looked at the people in front of him and thought for a moment.

One of them said, "Got it!

Lu Chuan stayed directly, and the relationship here is so harmonious.

After the jailer left, the gang pushed the cell door open directly and walked to Lu Chuan's side, and the man who was the last to talk looked at him and said.

"In this city, the people are too rich, and the jailer you just saw has a monthly expenditure of 500 taels of silver, and he only arrests people for fun! What about you! At first glance, you are a foreigner! Relax, and we will go out the next day! We are so bored that we can only squat in a cell to have fun! What do you call it?"

Lu Chuan was blocked by the person in front of him, and he didn't know what to say.

"Forget it! It's not the same kind of person, go back to sleep! I'll give it to this person when I go out tomorrow! Do you have any opinions?"

Everyone shook their heads, and when the man got out of the cell, everyone went back to their cells and lay down there to sleep.

Lu Chuan was surprised and spent the day, and the next day he really regained his freedom, and the jailer who beat him gave him a money bag.

"How offended, if you don't practice, I'm afraid that it won't be in the future! Don't come back! If you come back, you continue to run faster, it's a favor for your brother!"

Lu Chuan came out of the prison and looked at the people outside, all of them looking lazy, and their scalps were numb.

Lin Qianzai and Mei Li entered the city, passed by this strange place where the county government was directly at the city gate, and saw Lu Chuan.

"Lu Chuan, you're still being caught?"

"But it's so strange here! They also give money to people in prison to make them run faster the next time they commit a crime?"

Lu Chuan looked at Lin Qianzai and really couldn't understand this place, so he hurriedly pulled Lin Qianzai and said.

"Well, it's normal! This is what it looks like here, haven't you seen the city gate? This is called the city of comfort! Everyone has money, life is just for enjoyment, people here are surprisingly fond of going to prison, because there are only people in the government, day after day, year after year! I don't want to cook, just pay some money and go in! Experience life!"

Mei Li's face twitched, Lin Qianzai's words were really unacceptable, but Lu Chuan was holding the money bag of the official system in her hand, and she couldn't help but believe it.

"Let's go! After passing this city, you can get dressed! Wen Zhili let you wear it out a little bit, so that you can make money, because I have earned it! I feel a little uncomfortable looking at them!"

Lin Qianzai rubbed his hands, pulled Mei Li and then hurried up and said.