Chapter 311: Bang la la, a little iron man was born

Seeing that millions of people in the live broadcast room were looking for their own trouble, Brother Caizi was really kicked in the head by a donkey if he was able to introduce it.

As soon as the thing turned around, it ran backwards, screaming as it ran.

Ye Fei looked at the talented brother who ran away angrily, and said in his heart that you lacked virtue before, and now you will be punished, right? More than a million people blocked you, and you kid can't fly even if he has wings.

Ding Dinge looked at the talented brother who ran away in confusion, scratched his head, and said puzzledly: "Ye god, hy?"

Ye Fei saw that this guy started his mixed language again, rolled his eyes, and said: "No, Brother Caizi is a celebrity among these people, and they all want to know him, but this guy is thin-skinned and embarrassed to let everyone see him, well, that's right, that's it." ”

Brother Ding Ding sighed and said: "I see, this is the wrong thing about Brother Caizi, others like him, he can't make others sad, I'll drag him over." ”

After speaking, Ding Ding, who was five big and three thick, turned around and went to chase the talented brother.

Ye Fei: "....."

When he saw Brother Ding Ding chasing the talented brother, he stretched out his hand to catch Ding Dingge, but he didn't catch it, so he could only watch Ding Ding go to chase the talented man.

It didn't take long to see Brother Ding Ding's big hand holding Brother Caizi's arm tightly, and pulled the goods back, that's right, it was pulled back, Brother Caizi's feet didn't move on the ground, he was pulled by Brother Dingding, and his two feet drew a mark on the ground and came over.

While struggling, the goods shouted: "Ding Ding, Lao Ding, I was wrong, I was really wrong, can you let me go?" I tell you the answer to that question, jeans sell for ten yuan, can you let me go? I beg you, I can't show my face, this is a matter of human life, brother, you can't come here." ”

This thing is really going to scare the pee.

Ding Dingge dragged this guy to the computer, and educated him: "Genius, this is your mistake, the audience loves you, you will chill their hearts if you do this, hurry up and introduce it, I am still waiting." ”

Saying that, Ding Dingge put Brother Caizi directly in front of the video, and then pressed his shoulders with both hands, and Brother Caizi couldn't move.

Suddenly, everyone in the live broadcast room saw that Ye Fei's video had a bitter face, which was even more bitter than bitter melon.

"Poof~~ Brother Genius?"

", that's absolutely right, that's the guy, Ye Shen has two live broadcast guests today, since Ding Ding is a foreigner, then this Chinese man is a talented brother, hey, I finally caught you." ”

"Genius brother, I want to kill you, just say it, how do you want to die?"

"Hammer him to death. ”

"Stamped him to death. ”

"Ravage him. ”

"Abuse him!

"Everyone, everyone, it's still the same sentence, everyone is a civilized person, why do you have to say it so bloody? I watched a TV series the day before yesterday, called the rules of power, and I learned a trick from the beginning to the end how to punish the bad guys, well, use a stove, burn a furnace of molten iron, and then let the villains kneel there, pour it from head to toe, boom, a little iron man was born, I think this is very good, there is not much pain, what do you think?"

Everyone: "............"

"Nima, you also say that we are uncivilized, you are simply lacking in virtue and have arrived home, okay? ”

"It's just bad, very bad, pus on the top of the head, sores on the soles of the feet. ”

Brother Caizi sat in front of the video, his body was soft, and the goods slipped under the chair one by one, but every time he made Ding Dingge pick up again.

Ye Fei smiled: "What, Brother Caizi, since everyone likes you very much, let's introduce yourself, it's okay, at least you're safe with me today." ”

Brother Caizi showed a smile that was more ugly than crying at Ye Fei, and said: "Ye Shen, you are really a god, I can see it, I really shouldn't have come today, the day before yesterday I was a fortune teller, the man said that I would have a catastrophe in my life recently, I thought he was joking, but I didn't expect it...... I didn't expect it to be so fucking accurate. ”

The creature said, turned his head to look at the video, and then tried to squeeze out a smile, "Hey...... Hey, everyone, I'm a talented brother, you don't need to worry too much about me, I'm fine, bye. ”

After saying this, Ding Dingge said that he didn't pay attention, broke free of his hand, jumped up and ran again.

Everyone: "........."

"Damn, count your kid as fast. ”

"At this speed, I think only Long Long Long can compare to him. ”

"We miss you, sister, we miss you too much, Brother Caizi, you just wait to die!"

Brother Caizi doesn't care what they say, this thing is hiding far away, and his face is still pale.

Seeing that this thing couldn't live or die, Ye Fei smiled and said to Ding Dingge: "Old Ding, it's your turn." ”

Ding Dingge nodded and sat in front of the video, but his big white face was revealed.

When everyone saw this face, they were immediately excited.

"Oh, Tintin?"

"Damn, what a foreigner? I thought this guy was fooling. ”

"Wow Ka Ka, Ye Shen is going to broadcast the rhythm of Asia and the world, and international friends have come out. ”

"Kneel for Ye Shen, I can conquer foreigners with Chinese food, and it is estimated that there are few people. ”

"Ding Ding, don't you eat Western food?

Ding Dingge looked at the messages sent by everyone, and it could be said that most of this product couldn't be understood, but this guy was still very polite, and he kept a smile on his face.

Stretching out his big hand, he waved to everyone in the live broadcast room, and Ding Dingge said: "Hello, I am Ding Ding, I ...... I'm Ye God's live broadcast with ice, it's very ...... Hi Pi knows you. ”

In a word, the thing was said intermittently and hazy.

Ye Fei covered his head on the side, he knew that this guy would definitely be forced when he introduced it, and it turned out to be so, you can tell me about your sentence, you even have a typo with an eagle language, how do you let people understand it, you tell me.

Everyone in the live broadcast room listened to Ding Dingge's introduction, and most of them burst into laughter.

"Emma, Ding Ding, you Chinese language....... You really don't have anyone in this Huaxia language?"

"I'll go, I'm really drunk, big brother, your Huaxia language is at this level, who gave you the courage to come to Huaxia alone?

"Brother Ding Ding, just say to you I am Ding Ding, I admire you for being a cow, few people call yourself that, the taste is unique enough. ”

"Hahaha, upstairs, don't tease people, I guess I don't know what Tintin means. ”

"It's the first time I've seen someone who doesn't talk about the guest, but says with ice, do you want to bring you another spoonful of sugar? Iced coffee?"

"Don't make a fuss, this is our international friend, people have come to China thousands of miles to support Huaxia's anchor career, what kind of spirit is this? This is the spirit of internationalism, this is the spirit of communism, which shows that Ding Dingge is a noble person, a pure person, a person who has detached himself from low-level interests, everyone should not make fun of others. ”

"I'm rubbing, upstairs and seeing the school bully, this row of old and inexplicable husband feels a sense of déjà vu. ”

After Brother Ding Ding saw his introduction, there was a strong reaction in the live broadcast room, this product just didn't understand what it meant, so he looked up and asked Ye Fei.

"Ye god, he ...... Are they complimenting me?"

Ye Fei: "..........."

He nodded fiercely and seriously, pursed his lips, and said, "You're right." ”

When Ding Dingge heard this, he was even more excited, this product was still poor in front of the video.

"Three grams of oil, three grams of oil crooked Rui Ma to everyone, you are so kind, I love you. ”

Everyone: "........."

One by one, they are all short-circuited, and the heart says Who is complimenting you? What is this all about? What did Ye Shen say to this guy?

A group of people was confused.

But someone was not confused, and instead of being confused, his eyes were bursting and his jaw was about to fall to the ground.

Du Guohao!

At this time, Du Guohao was standing in the room with a mobile phone in his hand, beside him were Bazhen Yushi and Chen Ziheng, several friends, all of whom were staring at the mobile phones in their hands, and the last one looked up at each other, and howled in unison: "Brother Ding Ding is ?!!! Badinger."

Chen Ziheng said frantically: "It's really a beep dog, how can Brother Ding Ding be this product? Your sister, Badinger, you are a foreigner who came to our Huaxia to talk about a business and took away a guest quota for Ye Shen, you are really shameless, Lao Tzu has been waiting for a long time and has not waited for a good one." ”

Eight Treasures Jade Food Qin Zekai was also speechless, this thing shook his hand, and said: "Porcupine, Lao Chen, this ...... Is this bastard's business done?"

Du Guohao nodded numbly and said, "It's done, more than 500 million orders." ”

"500 million Huaxia coins?"

"Mi Yuan!"

Qin Zekai stomped his feet and roared: "Scrape him!! numb, Ye Shen's live broadcast guest quota is not enough for us Huaxia people, this yellow hair He also followed the blind coaxing, see if I don't stroke him with two layers of skin today, I won't call him Qin Zekai!"

Chen Ziheng also came to his senses when he heard it: "That's right, give him a stroke, grandma, this bastard is rich, this time we will help Ye Shen and give him a surprise." ”

Du Guohao scratched his head and said, "What's the matter?"

"Dry masturbation! After a while, Ye Shen finished the first dish, you look at me. ”

Seeing Qin Zekai's hateful face when he said this, Du Guohao and Chen Ziheng all prayed silently for Badinger in their hearts, because they both knew that if Qin Zekai made up his mind to pit someone, there was a chance that he would die in the pit.

In fact, not only a few of them recognized Ding Dinge as Badinger, but many people in the live broadcast room recognized it.

Nanjiang old Weng Hong Tianxiong saw Badinger, oh, and said: "It turned out to be the eldest son of the Andrew family, I really didn't expect the Andrew family in the United States to also watch Ye Shen's live broadcast, it's interesting." ”

After saying that, the old man began to bounce on the screen of his mobile phone again, swiping spaceships and aircraft carriers.

I'm foodie Zhang Junwei: "Andrew Badinger? ”

Eat all over the world: "Yo, this is a big fish." ”

Lu Shan Yake: "Has Ye Shen's live broadcast rushed to the Andrew family?"

…….

Wait, it can be said that almost all people who are familiar with the big international conglomerates recognize Ding Dingo.

However, Ye Fei didn't know Ding Dingge's true identity, he saw that this product loved in front of the video, and said with a smile: "Lao Ding, it's okay, we want to make food." ”

When Brother Ding Ding heard this, he hurriedly jumped up and said, "Every baby, Ye God is going to make food, I'm ...... We'll talk later. ”

Saying that, he gave up the position to Ye Fei.

Ye Fei sat in front of the video and said with a smile: "Everyone, the guest can also introduce it, then we will start today's live broadcast, many friends should also find out, today the venue of our live broadcast has been changed, the first live broadcast in this new venue, I hope you can like it, let's make today's first dish, this is an extremely special Hunan dish, this dish has meat, but the meat taste is sour, yes, many people should know, this dish is the famous Xiangdong sour pork !!"