Chapter 2 The landlord is the uncle

As soon as he swallowed the Innocent Pill, Zhang Xiaofan felt like his whole body was on fire, his qi and blood were churning, his meridians were reversed, and he fell to the bed.

However, Zhang Xiaofan did not feel pain.

It's not so much a pain as a feeling somewhere between pain and pleasure.

It's a bit torturous, but it's not annoying, it's a bit addictive.

But soon, this feeling had passed, and Zhang Xiaofan sat up again.

"Cultivation Talent: Extreme (Innocent Body)!"

"Huh?"

Among the personal attributes on the mobile phone, his cultivation talent has changed from "high" to "extreme".

Although he still doesn't know what level it is, as long as he doesn't write the four big words "the body of a virgin", he will burn high incense.

In order to avoid any situation in the future, people will see their mobile phones and attract a burst of ridicule.

However, after a slight pause, Zhang Xiaofan was suddenly surprised to find that his originally hungry stomach was now full of satiety! Moreover, his body, which was frozen before, was now warm, and he couldn't feel the extreme cold in the basement at all.

What's going on?

Could it be that just because I ate a pill, my physique has also improved?

However, before he could think about it, suddenly, there was a thud outside the basement door.

It's not someone knocking, it's kicking the door!

As soon as he heard this, Zhang Xiaofan knew that the landlord had come to collect the rent, so he hurriedly turned off the lights and pretended that he was asleep.

"Zhang Xiaofan!" the person outside the door shouted, the voice of a middle-aged man. "Don't think I don't know you haven't slept yet! I saw that your room was lit up when I came down just now, and you don't have garlic here!"

The landlord lives on the ground floor.

The first floor and basement are all theirs, so he can rent out the basement to make money.

However, because this is an old community, the house is in tatters, and the basement is not expensive, but in this place in Yunzhou City, it also costs 600 yuan a month!

Six hundred!

His monthly salary is only 1,000, and although he is frugal, he can barely afford to pay the rent every month.

However, I was sick once in the first half of the month, and the infusion cost a lot of money, so it was completely insufficient!

"It's coming, it's coming!"

Zhang Xiaofan turned on the light and got out of bed, and went to open the door for the landlord.

As soon as the door opened, the landlord's meaty head stuck in, and he glared at Zhang Xiaofan with a vicious face, so frightened that he shivered directly.

"Why don't you open the door, I wonder if it's time to pay the rent again this month?"

"That, uncle, I've been short of money lately, and I don't even have money for food, and the rent is ······."

"Can't afford it, can it?" the landlord sneered. "If you can't pay it, get out! How many people want to find such a basement and can't find it, you still have a reason to occupy it! Move me out now, right away!"

Glancing out the window.

As early as the afternoon, he felt that the sky was overcast, as if it was going to snow. If you really get kicked out by the landlord and spend the night outside, you may really freeze to death.

At this time, Zhang Xiaofan hurriedly smiled flatteringly: "Uncle! Look at what you said! It's not that I don't pay! In this way, you give me a few days to give me a grace, even if I smash the pot and sell iron, I have to make up your rent, what do you think?"

"Not good!" the landlord snapped his nostrils and flicked them to the ground. "I'll tell you, don't play tricks with me here, the last thing I'm afraid of is the tricksters! If it doesn't work, I'll call the police, I'm too lazy to talk to you!"

"Uncle, look at how the more you talk, the more angry you become! Calm your anger and go into the house to drink saliva!"

"I have nothing to say to you! Either you pay or get out!"

This is really a penny to kill a hero!

Zhang Xiaofan felt helpless in his heart.

Although I have just obtained an immortal cultivation APP, I will sleep on the street before this APP can exert its power!

It's just that I don't even have the money to go to an Internet café.

Where to go to KFC or McDonald's 24-hour supermarket?

It is estimated that no matter where you go, with your own appearance, you will definitely be blasted out by the security guards on the spot.

Just as Zhang Xiaofan was trying to lower his head and think about countermeasures, at this moment, the owner glanced into the house easily, and suddenly saw a wooden box on the table.

This wooden box was placed there casually when Zhang Xiaofan took the Innocent Pill, and when the landlord knocked on the door just now, he had already picked up the other two Dong XC, and he would do research later. At this moment, only this wooden box was not hidden, and the landlord saw it at a glance.

"Oops, this is a good thing!" the landlord pushed Zhang Xiaofan away, walked directly into the door, picked up the box, put it under his nose and sniffed it. "Well, a faint fragrance. This box is made of fragrant wood, right?"

"Huh?"

Zhang Xiaofan was stunned for a moment, and immediately set his eyes on the box, and suddenly his eyes rolled, and he walked over directly and took the box.

"Hey, you!"

"Uncle, you also saw this thing!" Zhang Xiaofan held the wooden box with a smug expression. "This is a wooden box made of high-quality Hainan Huanghuali, worth thousands of yuan, my friend gave it to me! When I go and borrow money from my friend tomorrow, I will exchange it for you, or it will be cleared twice!

"Heh, you're stupid!" the landlord sneered. "If you had such a generous friend, you still need to live in the basement, and you would have moved to an upscale community a long time ago. Also yellow pear······ Do you dare to talk nonsense if you know how much Huanghuali is? Just your box, a hundred yuan is dead!"

"Uncle, you can't talk nonsense, this box is carved from such a large piece of huanghuali, and it costs thousands of yuan!" Zhang Xiaofan smiled.

"Oh, thousands, I don't think it's worth it!" the landlord rolled his eyes. "Otherwise, you give me this box as rent, and forget it today, what do you think?"

"Uncle, I'm not a kid anymore, I'm not so easy to fool!" Zhang Xiaofan sneered in his heart. "However, for the sake of you taking care of me so much, tomorrow I will find a place to sell the box, and give you an extra hundred yuan in rent, and I will settle it tonight, what do you think?"

"Huh, really?"

The landlord thought it through.

Hainan Huanghuali, said lightly!

That thing has now become a national protected plant, how can you get it casually, eighty percent of it is a fake!

However, the gold wire on it should also be worth a lot of money.

I earned a hundred yuan for nothing, hehe, no loss!

Thinking of this, the landlord smiled and nodded.

"Okay, then I'll give you another day! Tomorrow, if you can't see any cash, don't blame me for throwing your bedding rolls!"

"Okay, uncle, go slowly! Uncle, don't worry, I'll take the box and sell it for money tomorrow!

Finally sent the landlord away, Zhang Xiaofan breathed a sigh of relief, closed the door and shook his head slightly.

Man, your name is greed!