Chapter 1158: He Masturbates Me. I didn't!
Wine is a good thing.
Wine is food, and the more you drink, the younger you are.
There's nothing you can't do with one glass of wine, and if you can't, drink two.
It shows that wine is not only a communication tool, but also something that can enliven the atmosphere and be good for the body, but no matter how good it is, drinking still has to have a degree, and it is really bad to drink too much.
Just like today's live broadcast, a glass of seventy-two degree liquor, a large bottle, with two catties, almost all of them were killed by the three aliens of the galloping quicksand, Ye Fei drank one glass, and the big monk drank two glasses.
Originally, the three guys were fine when they drank, but after drinking, they obviously went up, and the guys were also a little drunk, after all, the alcohol was too high.
The galloping quicksand was in a mood because he didn't let him draw the lottery, but Ye Fei finally let him draw it, and he was smoking it here, and no one over there knew what was going on, and Qingpi and Interstellar Milk Tea were going to fight.
Many of the Earth viewers didn't know the power of the weapons in their hands, but the interstellar audience and Ye Fei knew that this was not a real fight, even if they put two shots on their own island, it was enough to choke, and this thing hurriedly rushed over and shouted: "Stop fighting, what kind of plane are you doing? Drink some wine and get your face on it, isn't it? What the hell is going on?"
Although a few guys have almost drunk, their brains are still a little sober, and they still respect Ye Fei very much.
Qingpi glared at the interstellar milk tea and said, "He stroked me." ”
Interstellar Milk Tea: "I didn't masturbate." ”
Ye Fei: "......."
I'm rubbing, what the hell is this, what does he mean by masturbating you?
He glanced at Qingpi strangely, then at the interstellar milk tea, and said, "What the hell is going on? Everyone is a friend, put away the weapon first." ”
Qingpi hummed and put away the gun and axe, and Interstellar Milk Tea also put away the seven guns.
"He's stroking my hair, he's still addicted, isn't he?
"What's wrong with me jerking off? ”
"Who said I can stroke your legs?"
"Whatever. ”
"I ...... Don't think I don't know, your legs are all barbs, you want to hurt me. ”
“........”
Ye Fei has completely convinced these two, Nima's, is he full of food, isn't it?
"Ahem, this ...... We all come from different planets, and we don't know how far apart, but we can come to meet with me...... According to our Huaxia words, it is fate, it is a friend, don't take a little contradiction to heart, right? Besides, I asked you to come over to be a live broadcast guest for me, you said that if this really fights, it is not a good thing to hurt anyone, I Ye Fei wants to be famous, but I really haven't thought of using this method to become famous, so, everyone is calm, what is there to sit down and talk about it, the contradiction can be resolved, it's really not good, have another drink?"
Ye Fei can't help it, he knows that for these two guys, you can only persuade each other, and you must not be too aggressive, otherwise they will be more radical than you, then it will really be over, these two guys know that there is no good stubble when they look at their appearance, if they really want to fight, they may not know what it will look like, and it is a trivial matter whether they can keep this island at that time, the key is that the earth is in danger in Huaxia, and the earth is in danger.
Tell me about you aliens fighting and using the earth as a battlefield, how aggrieved are the people of this earth?
Therefore, this frame must not be fought, it really can't be done, just get another bottle and knock these two guys down.
They both snorted, and then sat down in a huff.
Ye Fei saw that it was okay, and quietly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and said in his heart that as long as he didn't fight, even if he fought, you can fight again after you go back or leave the earth to fight again, the space battlefield is big, and it has nothing to do with the earth.
The audience in the live broadcast room also breathed a sigh of relief, and said in their hearts that it was really a little worse, this alien's temper is too hot, and, you talk about interstellar milk tea, you have nothing to do with others, what are you doing all the time, this is fortunately green skin, if you change your temper to be more hot, it is estimated that the war would have started a long time ago.
Ye Fei wiped a cold sweat, and Shen Yue also let out a long breath, Master Huineng ..... Purr ~ Purr ~~
The galloping quicksand didn't even bother to ask, and the eyes of this thing were staring straight at the wheel of fortune.
The troops around the island saw that it was too peaceful for the time being, and the fighters did not take off, because the order given from above was to keep a close eye on the situation and not move for the time being.
Mi Guo Bai Mansion.
Solova stomped his foot hard and said, "Why didn't you fight?"
Eagle Country, Golden Han Palace.
The Great Eagle Queen breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's good that there was no fight." ”
People in other countries around the world say the same thing.
At the scene, the speed of the wheel of fortune slowed down, and finally stopped, and then the pointer flashed and pointed to a name.
Ferris Pillar!
Planet - Cybertron!
Seeing this name, Ye Fei felt that his breathing stopped.
Although he didn't know who the Ferris Prime was, he knew the planet Cybertron!
It can be said that for the people of the earth, whether it is the people of China or the United States, or the people of the Eagle Country and any other country, whether it is adults or children, there are really too few people who don't know this planet, even if you don't know this planet, but you definitely know the people on this planet.
Megatron!
Decepticons!
Optimus Prime!
......
That's right, the car metal people portrayed by these earthlings are from this planet, and it can be said that this is definitely a super strong planet, with strong folk style, good at fighting, and they can all fight, and they don't want to die when they fight.
No one expected that today's last guest slot would be able to draw the Sky Pillar of Cybertron, it's like a joke, do these legendary planets really exist?
Before, it was just a question, but now people know that these really exist, because the people of these planets are about to appear before their eyes.
"Cybertron, Cybertron, my God, is there really such a planet?"
"Ahhh
"Bumblebee goes in a wave. ”
"The Decepticons are awesome. ”
.......
People are really excited because they know the planet and the people on this planet, although it is not clear whether this is the same as in the movie, but at least these three words are still very familiar to people.
It can be said that these three words accompany many people from childhood to adolescence, to adulthood, and then to middle age, and even old age.
Many people's childhood dream is to have a set of Transformers models, which is the best childhood gift, and it is a set of childhood toys that many people would rather save up for a long time than buy a set of childhood toys.
At this time, not to mention the Earth audience, even the interstellar audience was in an uproar.
"Oh my god, Cybertron?
"You should say that the people of Cybertron also watch the Leaf God show?"
"Damn, this is an extremely strong planet, and there are very few people in the universe who dare to do anything against this planet. ”
"How about the planet of ten thousand beasts? ”
"Ten Thousand Beasts Planet? hehe, it's okay to laugh. ”
in an ancient building.
Seeing this guest quota, the tin man was stunned for a moment, and then laughed.
"See, from our planet, I didn't expect that people from our planet would also become Ye Shen's live broadcast guests, Lao Han, you have to take care of it more when the time comes. ”
Lao Han smiled: "It's just to be a guest, what is there to take care of, go to that kid, you don't have to do anything, the most important thing is to eat and drink well." ”
"You're right, but don't drink like these three guys, you represent the face of our Interstellar Live Association, don't embarrass us. ”
"Haha, that's not necessarily, you must know that I am also a very good drinker, and you should also know that our planet also has wine, and it is the same as this little guy's drink, but it should not be as good as his wine, seeing good wine, in fact, the wine worm in my stomach is also revolting. ”
At this time, the red-haired elf god smiled: "Actually, I still agree with what this kid said just now. “
"Oh, which one?"
"Although the wine is good, don't be greedy, but I didn't expect that this kid's show today will have such a thing at the end, you look at this today's show, the front is wonderful, and the closing part is ...... It's a miasma. ”
Old Han and the Tin Man all laughed.
The red-haired elf god is right, isn't the final part of Ye Shen's show just a miasma?
At this time, the live broadcast live.
Interstellar Milk Tea saw that the last guest turned out to be the Ferris Pillar of Cybertron, and the thing stopped talking in an instant.
"This ...... How could you smoke him?" After a long time, Interstellar Milk Tea said incredulously.
Ye Fei and the others were stunned, and they all looked at him.
"You know this Ferris Pillar?"
Interstellar Milk Tea said: "I don't know, but I know that the people of Cybertron have a tradition when choosing names, that is, all people called Tianzhu, none of them are simple, it is said that a long time ago, they had a super powerful person there, called Optimus Prime, I think this Ferris Prime should not be bad." ”
Ye Fei's eyelids trembled, Optimus Prime?
"I'm really curious about this person, and I really hope to see him soon. ”
"Hehe, Ye Shen, don't be afraid when the time comes. ”
"What do you mean?"
"The people of this planet are still very famous in the interstellar world, especially the way they travel, they ...... They don't have a spaceship. ”
"So how do you get around?"
"Just flying in space with your body, just rushing at this point, it can be said that it is a tough mess, so there are very few planets in the stars who are willing to provoke them, because they are really too tough, and they are so strong that people are afraid. ”
Ye Fei was a little sweaty, damn, just flying in space with his body, this is really a tough mess, isn't this afraid that friction will disappear?
After the audience in the live broadcast room sighed at this time, they hurriedly looked at the other two names, these two names were the people who could get the food presented by Ye Fei......
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