Chapter 156: White Ass
Zhuanghu people generally call the behavior of people like Jingxian stealing.
Because the crops are not fully ripe, some of them have not yet grown well, and they are still developing and are picking and eating. What's more, Jingxian, you don't want to do your best, you will do whatever you catch when you go to the ground, this is the most annoying. Although because of a handful of melons, a handful of green onions, a few eggplants, and a bag of peanuts, even if the owner sees it, he can't do anything to you, but he can't hang it on his face, and he always gets it for nothing. If you have a good temper, you can say something nasty. A few words of reprimand with a bad temper: If you want to eat your own seeds, you are not afraid of esophageal cancer if you eat other people's for nothing?
Generally, this small area of miscellaneous crops is easy to store water in low-lying places, because it depends on natural growth, rain in the sky, and growth depends on touching.
Jingxian then turned on his body and tried to avoid people finding out that he was sneaky. When he had a few small rape plants, he looked around. It doesn't matter if you look at it, it breaks his heart.
The place where he pulled the rape was a low-lying place, and with him squatting, there were many ravines and weeds in the riverbed. He is not easy to be spotted, and when he looks around, he sees a woman peeing on her white ass, and she is only ** meters away from him. The big white ass is really visible, and the moles on the cheeks can be seen very clearly. This made Jing Xian's heart extremely awkward. Damn! I must be unlucky today, I got up early in the morning to let me see the woman's ass, what a fucking inverted frieze!
However, he was also very conflicted in his heart, whose woman is this? How old is she, why is this ass so white? He didn't want to look at it, but the more he didn't want to think about it, the more he couldn't help it. I don't want to look but I don't listen to the call, so I don't want to look there. On second thought, I didn't mean to look at you, you have to be there with a big white ass, what can I do? That's not bad for me.
The woman peed out and drew a bright light in the sunlight. Jingxian is secretly happy, it's not unusual for women to pee, but they are looking right, but if it is another woman peeing, there are not many opportunities. If you don't look at it in vain, you don't look at it, and if you don't look at it, who doesn't look at it?
Just as a pile of sewage was bubbling up in Jingxian's brain, he didn't notice that there was an old lady standing behind him. The old lady was not far from him, still old and wearing a cane. It seemed that the old lady didn't see Jingxian, and walked forward with her head down. The mouth actually sang a ** quotation song:
......
The core force that leads our business. It's China**!
The theoretical basis that guides our thinking. It's Marxism-Leninism!
Hooray! Hooray!
Hooray! Hooray!
Hooray, hooray, hooray!
......
You dead old lady, you can go. What kind of song are you singing! The frightened Jingxian wanted to rush up and cover the old lady's mouth, but where did she come? The old lady's voice changed from weak to strong, and some from small to loud, and she was almost hysterical when she sang the last few lines of "Long live." Jingxian said in his heart, "My grandmother, my grandmother, don't harm me, can't you?" Let people see and spread it, how can I be a person in the village in the future? Watching women pee in the blue sky and daytime, isn't this a waste of the old age? I'm so old, isn't this the rhythm of death?
Jingxian called the heavens and the earth to be spiritual, and the old lady walked over. Jingxian was really hairy, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, nothing but that the woman above was blind, so he hurriedly turned his back.
The woman who was unraveling on it was surprised when she heard the movement behind her, quickly lifted her pants, turned her head and looked, my mother, dare to love that there are still people under the riverbed!
There was a man crouching on his back in the depression. Who is this woman? I looked at no one just now? Why did two people come out of here? The old man didn't see clearly when he was far away, isn't this man Jingxian in the village? This old thing, why don't you say anything here?
The woman is Lanxiang, and it is usually hot. I got up in the morning and took advantage of the cool to pick up the grass in the grain field on the shore, and after a while, I was a little anxious, and ran to the grass on the bank of the river to relieve myself.
Lan Xiang was anxious and angry, and at the same time blamed herself for being too careless, she didn't look at the place and relieved herself, turned around and scolded: "Old bastard, you are so shameless!"
At that time, Jingxian was also embarrassed to raise his head, waiting for Lanxiang to run away. Just looked around, he really wanted to find the old lady who appeared out of nowhere, and after looking at it for a long time, he didn't even see a shadow. It's fucking weird, can this big shit go there? If you want to catch her, you have to reprimand her, what kind of thing are you, this is not pure to hurt me.
There is no resentment in the long days and no hatred in the near future, but what kind of bullshit song are you singing in this kung fu, what do you mean?
Although Lan Xiang felt very aggrieved about this kind of thing, she had nowhere to tell it, and it was not a joke if she said it? But he told his man about it.
The Lanxiang man also felt that this matter was quite aggrieved, and the more he analyzed, the more he felt that Jingxian was cheap. But you can't crusade against Jingxian with great fanfare because of this world-wide publicity, and it will be embarrassing to spread this kind of thing.
The orchid man Niu Erqiang thought to himself, you are respectful and proud, and you will clean up your old guy sooner or later, so I want to find fault and make trouble tonight. I didn't expect to put things down. He knew that if he continued to make trouble, he would be angry, and besides, he really annoyed me, and he knew that there would be no good fruit to eat, so he drove the donkey downhill, and gave everyone a step and a face to others.
Finally, there was no fight, and my heart fell to the ground, knowing what was going on in the stomach of the Lanxiang man, I signaled him to go home if he was fine.
Niu Erqiang just lifted his ass and left, and people wanted to go back when they saw that there was nothing to do. Wangcai gently tugged at the corner of my clothes, I turned my head, and he whispered in my ear, "Yong, look carefully at who is under the back window by the south wall?"
"Damn, why is this thing there again?" I looked through the crowd to the base of the wall on the other side of the street, where a wizened old lady with a cane stood in the dark shadows!
At the same time, she saw me turn her head to look at her, so she moved her steps and slowly walked into the darkness, I jumped up to chase after me, Wangcai grabbed me: "What are you doing? You and I are not her opponent at all, this will not be able to get her for a while, don't alarm her too much, otherwise she will be more difficult to deal with if she has precautions, this thing is more difficult to clean up than zombies, don't act rashly!"
"Fuck, it's so cheap, it's so easy to meet her!" I said with some anxiety.
Wangcai said: "Let's fight the wolf with hemp straw, and the two families are afraid." We're afraid that we won't be able to kill it all at once, it's afraid that we'll wipe it out, and it's trying to avoid us! Kill it for sure, but we must do it when the time is ripe, otherwise we will lose all our efforts!"
I had to nod my head, I can only refer to his opinion in this regard, I don't know much about it.
In fact, I can see that many people didn't come to see the excitement tonight, like the orchid man Niu Erqiang who provoked the trouble, but there are still some people who want to take the opportunity to make trouble, such as the Xiuqin man who is also eyeing the crowd, although he has not spoken, once he moves, he will soon join the battle group. The Lin brothers also seem to be prepared. Otherwise, young people will not be able to be neat, and they will all have the possibility of causing trouble.
I know that there will be a war on that day, and if the wrongs left over from the past hundred years are not eradicated, they will be like a time bomb, ready to detonate at any time.
Jingxian went home to wash his face, I'm afraid this face will be lost, but fortunately, Jingxian's heart is also wide, otherwise someone else will have to get angry and have a serious illness.
Xiao Gang and the red parrot muttered, and they didn't dare to quarrel anymore in front of everyone, it seemed that Xiao Gang was coaxing the red parrot, and the red parrot was a duck that had been dead for three years, with a hard mouth. But the tone was much softened.
I smiled and said, "Little parrot, you are also a wonderful person in Dadi Village, and everyone has made you into a song!"
"You don't come here! no one arranges me behind my back, if there is, it's also your kid, you don't even call a sister all day long, just call me a nickname, the bigger it is, the more useless it is!"
"Don't you look close, people say you are:
A hundred birds in the sky come to the wind. The parrot on the ground became a spirit. No one dares to provoke, no one dares to touch.
The father-in-law dares to fight, and the husband dares to move. Someone else got it. In addition to playing tricks on you, you also have to beat your stomach.
.......。 ”
"Okay, you stinky boy, others don't have this eloquence, you don't blush when you fart, and you say that others let you go! You see that I don't clean you up today!" The red parrot rushed towards me, and I was ready to run as I spoke, and when the red parrot chased after me, I ran away. The people laughed and shouted in unison, "...... The red parrot has become a fine, the father-in-law dares to fight, and the husband dares to move......"
I ran away in a puff of smoke, and I heard the red parrot calling from afar: "If you don't listen to Wang Ba's recitation, the old lady will ...... like this." ”
Turning the corner, I almost collided with someone, and I saw that it was none other than Uncle Deshun.
I hurriedly stood up and asked Deshun what he was doing when it was late. Deshun sighed and said: "Since Xiaolian left, I have been sad in my heart, this child is so miserable! I dream of her every night, and I am often awakened in the middle of the night, and I feel a big pimple in my heart. I'll go to the river and walk around ....... ”
"I'm also sad about Xiaolian's death, and I know she likes me. She has done so many things for me, and I feel so sad. I always felt like I had failed her,......。 ”
"Don't talk about it like that, child, some things really can't be forced, I know your thoughts, Xiaolian will forgive you over there, you are seriously ill, I really want to go with your aunt to see you, and I am afraid of making you sad." can only wait for you to slowly get out of your grief on your own, and only living well is a comfort to Xiaolian!"
The more Uncle Deshun said this, the more my heart hurt like a needle prick, and I didn't know how to appease Xiaolian's spirit in the sky.
Xiaolian, if you have a spirit in heaven, what will you let me do?