Text Chapter 172 The witty Diao Min
After 20 hours, the train finally arrived in Harbin, and it was about 8 o'clock in the morning on the sixth day of the Lunar New Year. ”
Chen Houde put on his backpack and just wanted to get off the car with two large woven bags, Zhang Guomin immediately handed over the notebook, Chen Houde looked at the notebook and wrote: You take Erga to go first, I will go to Shencheng to find you.
Chen Houde was puzzled and asked, "Do you still have something to do when you go to Harbin?"
Zhang Guomin shook his head and wrote it in the notebook, Chen Houde saw Zhang Guomin shaking his head and continued: "It's okay, then let's buy tickets and go to Shencheng together!"
Zhang Guomin took the notebook to Chen Houde, only to see that it was written: This is the territory of the King of the Northeast, if I can't leave in us. I'm going to lure them away first. You take Erga and go first, don't worry about me.
"Does the King of the Northeast have such great powers? How did he know that you were on this train?" Chen Houde wondered.
Zhang Guomin saw that Chen Houde was unmoved, took the notebook and wrote anxiously: You don't know that the king of the Northeast is powerful, as long as he wants to know in the Northeast, he will definitely know. Hurry up and take Erga to go first, or don't be in a hurry.
Erga watched his father and Chen Houde communicate like a goose, and didn't understand what was going on. Because he knew what was written in his father's notebook.
Chen Houde looked at what was written in the notebook and said disapprehantly: "Today's society is ruled by law, I don't believe that the king of the Northeast dares to mess around in broad daylight." Let's buy tickets to Shencheng together. ”
At this time, Erga somewhat understood what was going on, and hurriedly took Zhang Guomin's hand and said, "Dad, let's go to Shencheng with my brother!"
Zhang Guomin was very helpless at this time, and finally had no choice but to get off the train with Chen Houde.
In the ticket hall, Chen Houde said to Zhang Guomin and Erga: "You wait for me here for a while, I'll go buy tickets first." Chen Houde put down the two woven bags and walked to the ticket window.
When Chen Houde came back after lining up to buy tickets, he happened to see a group of sturdy men holding Zhang Guomin against him, and Erga was protected by Zhang Guomin. At this time, some travelers were watching curiously and pointing at the group of sturdy men.
As soon as Chen Houde wanted to step forward, he saw Duan Zuo, who was in the lead, and said loudly: "You still have a reason to steal my wallet, follow me to the police station." ”
As soon as Duan Zuo finished speaking, he stretched out his hand to grab Zhang Guomin, but unfortunately he was dodged by Zhang Guomin, Zhang Guomin couldn't speak, he could only watch Duan Zuo frame him, and the only thing he could do was to glare at Duan Zuo.
"My dad didn't steal your wallet, you wanted to come and get us. You're all bad people. Erga hurriedly argued.
Duan Fei sneered and said, "If you steal your wallet and follow me to the police station, you won't know." You are obviously weak-hearted, and you don't dare to admit that you stole my wallet. ”
At this time, the onlookers listened to Duan Zuo's words, and they all looked at Zhang Guomin and Erga with some suspicion, and some even opened their mouths and chimed in: "Yes! If you don't steal, just go to the police station with them." ”
"That's it!"
"Me
Look at your weak hearts!"
Duan Zuo looked at Zhang Guomin very proudly when he saw that the crowd was helping him speak, he just wanted to find an excuse to take Zhang Guomin out of the train station, after all, it was not good to do it in broad daylight. That's why he came up with this way to get Zhang Guomin out of the train station.
"My dad didn't steal his wallet, they came to get us. Erga said dissatisfiedly to the crowd of onlookers.
Chen Houde stood in place and thought about it, then hurriedly rushed up and touched Duan Zuo's ass while Duan Zuo was not paying attention, and then hugged Duan Zuo and said loudly: "Finally let me catch you, you liar." Deceived me of my ticket, give me back my ticket quickly. ”
As soon as Duan Zuo saw someone hugging him from behind, he subconsciously gave Chen Houde an over-the-shoulder fall. Chen Houde did not resist and was thrown to the ground by Duan Zuo.
Chen Houde endured the pain in his body and stood up, pointed at Duan Zuo and scolded: "You td, you cheated my ticket and dared to beat me." Is there a royal law in this society?"
Duan Zuo saw that it was Chen Houde who was frightened, so he hurriedly took a few steps back, and then looked at Chen Houde and said in surprise: "Why are you here?"
Duan Zuo didn't expect to bump into Chen Houde in Harbin, but in Mohe, he failed the mission because of Chen Houde's meddling, and he had to go back to Harbin to avoid the limelight.
At this time, the onlookers looked at Duan Zuo's surprised look, and Duan Zuo's long thief eyebrows didn't look like a good person. So everyone began to sympathize with Chen Houde, and some people even pointed at Duan Zuo and scolded.
Seeing that the situation was unfavorable to him, Duan Zuo hurriedly explained to the onlookers: "I don't know him, no...... They're in a bunch. They came together to cheat me, they stole my wallet. ”
It's a pity that Duan Zuo's words contradict himself, and the onlookers didn't believe Duan Zuo's words, and the crowd who had just helped Duan Zuo speak even pointed at Duan Zuo and scolded: "Are you a human being? ”
"Just look at your looks and know you're not a good person. ”
"I was really blind and believed your words just now, I bah!"
“……”
Chen Houde looked at Duan Zuo and said, "You said that we stole your wallet together, so let's stand here and wait for the police to come over." See if we stole your wallet or if you scammed us out of our tickets. ”
"What kind of ticket?" Duan Zuo asked a little confused.
"You're still quibbling, you were the only one who passed me just now. And the ticket I bought is gone, who would it be if you didn't steal it?" Chen Houde pointed to Duan Zuo and said loudly.
"Fart, when did I pass you?" Duan Zuo hurriedly shouted.
At this moment, two policemen from the railway police station, one tall and one fat, walked up in uniform and said, "What's the matter?"
One of the fat policemen also winked at Duan Zuo vaguely, and Duan Zuo also nodded to the fat policeman imperceptibly.
Chen Houde saw the police coming up, and hurriedly walked to the tall policeman and said, "Brother policeman, he stole our tickets and framed us for stealing his wallet." ”
At this time, the onlookers saw the police coming up, and they all started talking one by one.
Seeing this, the fat policeman hurriedly said righteously: "Everyone be quiet, we will investigate what is going on." We police never wronged a good person, but we never let a bad person go. ”
Seeing that the onlookers were quiet, the tall policeman asked Chen Houde: "You said that he stole your ticket, do you have any evidence?"
"Yes, do you have any evidence?" Duan Zuo hurriedly echoed.
"I don't have evidence, but you can search him, big brother policeman. I suspect the ticket is hidden in him. Chen Houde pointed to Duan Zuodao.
"Yes, if you can't find it, I'll sue you for slander. Duan Zuo looked at Chen Houde confidently.
When the tall policeman saw Chen Houde say this, his brows furrowed, and he said to the fat policeman: "Search his body." Then he turned his head to look at Chen Houde and said, "I hope you don't wronged a good person." ”
The fat policeman touched Duan Zuo's body, and then took out three tickets from Duan Zuo's back pocket.
The fat policeman looked at Duan Zuo with some surprise, and then said to the tall policeman, "He does have a ticket in his pocket." ”
Duan Zuo saw the policeman take out three train tickets from his pocket, and looked at the three train tickets with a surprised expression, he didn't know when the tickets ran into his pocket.
However, Duan Zuo understood what was going on after a closer look, this must have been stuffed into his pocket when Chen Houde just hugged him. No wonder I felt that my buttocks were touched just now, it turned out that Chen Houde deliberately stuffed the train ticket into his pocket.
These three train tickets were indeed stuffed into Duan Zuo's pocket by Chen Houde when he hugged Duan Zuo, and he accidentally touched Duan Zuo's ass because he was not good at learning. Chen Houde still learned this technique from Suo Ze, but it only stayed in the written stage, and today is the first time to practice.
After Duan Zuo figured it out, he pointed at Chen Houde and scolded: "You are td, this is a false accusation." I didn't steal his train ticket. ”
It's a pity that the onlookers only believed what they saw in front of them, and no one believed what Duan Zuo said.
The tall policeman looked at Chen Houde unexpectedly and said, "You said that the ticket is yours, so may I ask if you bought the ticket to go there?"
"Three tickets to Shencheng drove at 10:40. Chen Houde hurriedly replied.
The tall policeman turned his head to look at the fat policeman and said, "Is he right?"
The fat policeman didn't dare to lie in full view, so he could only nod to the tall policeman.
Seeing this, the tall policeman frowned and said, "Since he stole your ticket, then you go back to the police station with us to record a confession." ”
As soon as Chen Houde wanted to say yes to Zhang Guomin, he suddenly walked up and grabbed Chen Houde's arm, and then shook his head at Chen Houde.
Because the fat policeman's expression of winking at Duan Fei just now was seen by Zhang Guomin, he knew that these two policemen were with Duan Fei.