Chapter XXVII
Leave your clothes behind, and hide your merit and fame?
No, Chen Feng is not such a person!
He did the work that should be done, and he would not refuse the benefits and thanks he deserved.
The problem is, he has to hurry home now and condense those demonic natures.
Because, it really stinks, it stinks, it stinks!
Last time, Chu Lingling's astringency was like stuffing sandpaper in her mouth;
This time, first it was salty, then it stenched.
How can it be compared?
Caught salt and mixed to eat?
Well, thinking about this, it's even more disgusting!
It's not a human job!
What is this called?
Perfected others and cultivated oneself?
The cultivation of farts is whether they are pickled or not.
After a few years, will you become a super big piece of meat soaked in various flavors?
Is this how Tang monk meat came from?
No wonder so many youkai like to eat it!
I hurriedly took a taxi home, just sat in the car for a while, staggered and wanted to vomit.
It's really, it stinks, and it's salty.
Nima can't stand it!
The driver drove fast, and the car swished on the elevated highway, and he was stunned to drive a go-kart.
"Master, drive slowly. Chen Feng covered his mouth and muttered.
I want to vomit even more.
"Brother, can't you trust my brother's technology?"
Seeing Chen Feng's appearance in the rearview mirror, the driver still slowed down and said, "Hey, brother, don't spit in my car." My wife is very particular about a person, and if the car is a little messy, she has to get angry with me for a long time. ”
"Then you drive slowly, I'm motion sickness. ”
Chen Feng sat in the back row, unscrewed the empty mineral water bottle, and with a thought, he quietly began to condense the demonic seasoning.
The smell is too strong, I can't stand it, so let's get some out first.
After a few moments, there was a slight pain in the fingertips.
A small drop of magical spice condenses on the fingertips and drops into a bottle of mineral water.
Unexpectedly, the magic spice passed directly through the bottle and landed on the carpet in the back row.
Hiss......
The carpet under the rear seats, which had obviously just been washed, was corroded and blackened.
Chen Feng was so surprised, he hadn't noticed that the magic seasoning was actually corrosive!
Whether it is condensed from your own fingers or used to cook, this problem is not found.
Judging from the scorched black marks on the stalls, the corrosiveness of the magic seasoning is definitely worse than that of concentrated sulfuric acid.
Looking at it this way, if you want to hold a magical seasoning, you really have to eat a small bottle.
Bear with it first, waste a small drop, and the rest will be condensed after eating Xinzhai.
However, after wasting a drop of saltiness, the rest is stinky, and I feel much better, not as unpleasant as the two flavors mixed together.
"Well, why does it smell burning, buddy, aren't you secretly smoking, I can't smoke in my car." The driver looked back confusedly.
Chen Feng raised his hands, "I didn't pump." ”
The driver sniffed again, lowered the window with a puzzled face, and said in pieces: "Brother, it's not that I'm not close to people, the key is that my wife is the one who puts it, everything is good, it's just too particular, last time someone burned a small hole in the back row, just the size of a fingernail, she didn't give me bed for three days, you say, is this too much." ”
"Well, it's a bit excessive. Chen Feng said seriously.
Glancing at the carpet beneath his feet.
Brother, I'll give you a month of green life for free.
You're welcome.
After a while, I got home.
……
After entering the door, Su Xinyuan jumped out of the fan and handed over the bottle with a stinky inscription.
The fear on Qin Lianlian's body is no more, no less, there are four threads in total, the old rules, two threads are returned to the Yuan on the road, and the rest of the condensation comes out, exactly two small drops.
Whew, it's comfortable.
"What do you eat at night?" Su Xinyuan opened the freezer, and there were no more dishes in it.
"Let's go out in the evening, barbecue. Chen Feng said.
"Okay, good!" Su Xinyuan cheered, as a newly born spirit, she was very interested in everything outside.
There are food stalls not far from Shixinzhai, a well-known night city in Lingjiang City, Chen Feng and Su Xinyuan found a relatively remote place to sit down, and ordered a lot of skewers and a few bottles of beer.
Su Xinyuan drank very well, a few bottles of beer were in his stomach, his face was radiant, and he directly brought a box over.
Chen Feng didn't bother to care about her, anyway, he drank too much and found a place where no one was, just put it in the fan, and carry the little girl with him, which was very convenient.
"Boss, Qin Lianlian's demonic qi has been sucked out by you, will it grow again?" Su Xinyuan asked curiously.
The question is still relatively professional.
There are generally two key points in the generation of demonic energy: personal personality habits and special trigger events.
These two points have different emphasises in the process of generating demonic energy.
For example, Qin Lianlian, subjectively, she is actually relatively small in courage and has a relatively weak personality;
But the main reason for the demonic energy is the stimulation of a special event: the training class.
Another example is Chu Lingling, the reason why she has demonic energy may be mainly her personal personality.
If the demonic qi is produced due to special events, after absorption, if there are no other special events, the demonic qi should not be resurrected, and it can be regarded as a 'cure';
Because of his own personality, it is difficult to say, even if he sucks it, it is possible to produce demonic energy in the future.
"Then every once in a while, you can find fault and contact your ex-girlfriend. Su Xinyuan said seriously.
"Well...... Let's talk about it. ”
Just as the two were chatting, three guys with large tattoos came uninvited, sat down at Chen Feng's table, completely ignored Chen Feng's existence, and began to talk to Su Xinyuan cheekily.
Chen Feng didn't speak, just sat on the side, silently observing.
These people should know life very well;
Because, they asked Su Xinyuan to go to Bundi at night, go to the bar, and sing K;
should be very sociable,
Because, after they sat down, they became very familiar with Su Xinyuan, who had never known each other, into a 'brother and sister' relationship;
and without seeing anything outside, to touch Su Xinyuan's legs;
Of course, Su Xinyuan's legs are only two, so the rest of the people are even more invisible, falling on her exposed skin and the deep furrow of her neckline;
Chen Feng also estimated that they should be quite rich.
Otherwise, as soon as you sit down, you will not put the car key with the BMW logo in the most conspicuous position on the table.
The point is, these people must be very energetic in society!
Because, a flat-headed man put his arm around Su Xinyuan's shoulders and said, "In the future, I will play here, find my brother, and my brother can settle everything in all aspects." ”
"Thank you, brother. Su Xinyuan smiled very charmingly.
Chen Feng understood that these people not only understand life, are good at communication, and can do things peacefully, but also must be blind.
If you are not blind, how can you be completely blind to your own existence?
Only blind guys will go to pick up a spirit.
"You don't need your eyes, you can cut them out and give them to those in need. Chen Feng said in a sympathetic tone.
"What did you say?" The flat-headed man who 'can be balanced in all aspects' turned his head and glared at Chen Feng viciously.
Chen Feng is really annoying.
Why is there so much garbage on the streets?
Do you have to be killed?
In that case, it will be very troublesome, okay?
"Go, I beg you. Chen Feng said helplessly: "Her brother is not so easy to be. ”
Brother Pingtou said playfully: "Little brother, you go first, my brothers promise to take care of this sister, don't worry, I'll send you back tomorrow morning." ”
"I really don't. ”
Chen Feng looked at Su Xinyuan, who was smiling more and more charmingly, and sighed.
"You can't go, don't be embarrassed. Brother Fangfang's face sank a little, and he thought that Chen Feng was talking to him.
"Just go to sleep. ”
Su Xinyuan said in a round.
"Well, it's ...... next door."
Before Brother Fang finished speaking, Su Xinyuan had already unfolded the peach blossom fan.
A few slaps of leisure.
Then, a few people who knew how to live, could socialize, had money, could do things, and most importantly, were blind at the same time, and fell asleep groggily.
Then, with a frightened face, he danced and screamed.
Fire, they saw fire!
In some people's dreams, a fire ignites in their bodies.
"Help, burn me......"
Howling, he rolled in place and rolled into the stinky ditch on the side of the road.
Then he desperately drank the water from the stinky ditch.
"It hurts...... Whoop ......"
The fire ignited behind him, and he ran wildly to escape the fire that caught up behind him, crashing headfirst into a telephone pole.
Hit your head, refuse to give up, get up, run wildly, hit again!
"Ah......hh Help, it's on fire......"
Brother BMW in all aspects really deserves to be a member of society, picked up the hot donkey broth on the table, and poured it into his pants.
There's a fire in the crotch, it's time to extinguish it!
The boss was stunned, the next table was also stunned, and even the stupid Liu Yue was stunned.
The donkey broth that was just served was still steaming, and it was full of oil, and it was poured directly into the pants.
Sure enough, he is a social person who can cover all aspects!