What's it like to spend a whole day with a 2-year-old?

Chen Xiaohe can now say that he has been promoted to an expert in answering this question.

Start, good kawaii.

Later, the years were quiet.

Later, the clouds were light and the wind was light.

After that, it's boring.

And then later, it's so cumbersome.

And then and again, and so much, it's so annoying.

And so on and so forth, and so on

In the end, the baby blinked and sold a cute with big eyes, and the mother was resurrected with full blood and started a new round of kawaii.

In the first few days when he became a full-time mother, Chen Xiaohe was somewhat uncomfortable.

As soon as I went out, I bumped into the neighbor on the first floor, and was asked, why do you have time to take the baby today.

Chen Xiaohe just said haha, he recently took a vacation and stayed at home with the baby.

What about his grandparents?

Recently, I went back to my hometown.

Oh, it's good to go back to your hometown, it's best to bring the doll yourself. When will you be back?

After a while, it won't be long.

After finishing speaking, Chen Xiaohe was going to scold himself in his heart, not only coming out for two or three days, but also coming out to walk the baby every day in the future, don't you have to explain it again, why don't you just say neatly that you are at home full-time with the baby.

After such questioning happened several times in a row, Chen Xiaohe had a new plan, that is, to take the baby out of the community to play as much as possible, so that no one would know him, and he would not have to explain, and he could also go to the vegetable market to buy some fresh vegetables by the way.

The first two days were not bad, Chen Xiaohe took Ah Fu to step on leaves, pick up branches, and throw small stones into the river, but on the third day, he had another problem.

Early that morning, Chen Xiaohe took Ah Fu to play in the small garden on the street.

Ah Fu has learned to ride a balance bike, and is in the stage of super love, even crossing the traffic light is escorted by his mother.

Not long after arriving at the small garden, a grandfather with a grandson and another grandmother with a granddaughter also came over.

It can be seen that although the two are not a family, they should also live in the adjacent community and are very familiar with each other.

The two little dolls looked a little younger than Ah Fu, and they both rode twisters and had a lot of fun.

Ah Fu's driving skills were quickly admired by his grandparents, who beckoned their children to play with Ah Fu's little brother.

Ah Fu smoothly integrated into the small group.

But it didn't take long for Ah Fu and the little boy to play bumper cars, and the two of them chased after me, and when they caught up, they bumped into each other, and then they laughed happily.

The little girl saw that they were playing fiercely, so she snuggled up to her grandmother's arms and watched the battle.

Chen Xiaohe stood next to his grandparents and teased the little girl, and the grandparents were also very enthusiastic, grabbing Chen Xiaohe and starting to ask questions again.

Are you a kid or an aunt?

Chen Xiaohe nodded and said it was his mother.

Well, my mother can still see it, but my aunt doesn't look at her children like this. You didn't go to work on Monday today?

Chen Xiaohe was stunned for a while, why is this problem again, and he opened his mouth again in a panic and said, I am on vacation today.

I said, I haven't seen you, we have to play here for a while every day after we finish shopping. You are busy as parents, if you don't take a vacation, how can you have time to spend time with the baby.

Chen Xiaohe smiled wryly, yes, yes, yes, it is difficult to come out to accompany him once or twice a year.

Who usually brings it?

His grandparents brought it.

Yes, the more the lie is told, the longer it gets.

Chen Xiaohe was restless, and if he continued to ask, he would continue to make it up, which was too uncomfortable.

As he was talking, he heard Ah Fu shouting.

It turned out that Ah Fu and the boy changed cars and rides, and it was okay at first, and both of them found fun.

But after a while, it didn't work, and the little boy couldn't ride a balance bike, so he threw it again after riding it twice, and asked to ride his twister again.

Ah Fu was addicted to driving, and thought that the twisting car was also very fun, and he couldn't get out of the car while sitting in the car, and he screamed.

Chen Xiaohe hurriedly went over to do ideological mobilization for Ah Fu, saying that the car belonged to his younger brother, and if his younger brother asked for it, he would quickly return it to others.

Ah Fu is usually not very good at taking other people's things. Xu is this car is too much to his liking, and he just touched it a few times and didn't enjoy it, so he grabbed the steering wheel and didn't let go.

The other child's child was also very persistent, and Chen Xiaohe could only hold Ah Fu down strongly.

The other party's grandfather persuaded his baby for a long time to let him share it with his brother, but to no avail.

As soon as Ah Fu was picked up, the little boy got on the twister and rode away.

Ah Fu watched the twisted car go away, and the long tone began to cry.

The other party's grandfather apologized while chasing the child, saying that his baby was not sensible.

Another grandmother also got up and followed, and said to Chen Xiaohe before leaving, "Don't get angry, usually grandparents bring it, you can bring it once in a while, you must be hand-born, coax him well, and he will be fine when we leave." ”

Chen Xiaohe breathed a long sigh of relief and thanked Ah Fu for making a timely fuss, otherwise it would be too uncomfortable for him to continue to make up his lies.

Chen Xiaohe has decided, and this small garden will not be able to come in the future!

Wrong.

I will never lie again in the future, and I must introduce to others generously, I, Chen Xiaohe, resigned and took care of the baby at home!

If it is said that just accompanying a 2-year-old child can also be boiled with rock sugar - bitter and sweet. Then, accompanying a 2-year-old baby and a 6-year-old child at the same time, then this day is Coptis chinensis plus yellow gardenia - bitter and bitter.

One of the hardest moments was picking up the boss from school and coming home.

The eldest has three days when school ends at half past three, and two days when school ends at half past two.

Yes, it's half past two, who would have thought that this afternoon has just begun, and people are already about to leave school.

How to coordinate Ah Jun's pick-up and drop-off and Ah Fu's nap is the most important difficulty.

Chen Xiaohe has foreseen the following schemes:

Plan 1, put Ah Fu to sleep at about half past one in the afternoon, and then turn on the camera at home to monitor it in real time on the mobile phone, so that Xiaohe can pick up the baby alone.

Risk: Failed to sleep and picked up the baby with Ah Fu;

Plan 2, Ah Fu's nap time is early to twelve o'clock - two o'clock, and then wake up Ah Fu, quickly get dressed, and push him to pick up Ah Jun.

Risk: Failure to sleep and change plan 1;

Plan 3, Ah Fu slept directly until more than ten o'clock in the morning, did not sleep in the afternoon, and directly pushed him to pick up Ah Jun.

Risk: Ah Fu fell asleep at four or five o'clock in the back, slept until six or seven o'clock in the evening, and his sleep in the first half of the night was directly reimbursed;

If the above plan rains, all kinds of difficulties will be doubled, and in case of rain, we must ensure the success of plan 1!

In addition, if Ah Fu is unwilling to sit in the cart, all kinds of difficulties will be doubled, and you must ensure that Ah Fu likes to sit in the cart!

It turns out that the 2-year-old creature is the most fickle of creatures, and all of the above solutions have appeared in just a few days.