Chapter 1: The Absolute Man (I)
Tang Shier's family runs a small restaurant, and because the restaurant is outside an unknown university, the restaurant's business is not bad.
Tang Shier happened to have a long vacation, and he helped his parents take care of the restaurant business at home.
A very thin man came to the cafeteria, at first covered most of his face with his hat, showed one eye and looked at the students around him sneakily, and after looking at it, he found a place to sit down.
Tang Shier saw the thin man, he didn't care, stood at the cash register, picked up the remote control, turned up his voice a little louder, and watched the story of the lucky winner who won a million in two yuan on the TV.
Tang Shier looked at the TV and sneered: "With the luck of a dog like me, if I could win the lottery, I would have won it early!"
Tang Shier took the remote control and pressed several stations, all of which were annoying advertisements, put the remote control down and looked out the door, and subconsciously stroked his chin with his right hand, so Tang Shier was thinking about his beautiful life in the future.
The restaurant was almost full of young people about the same age as him, the kind of young people who had not yet reached their prime.
This is not the peak time for dining, and since it is a holiday, there are relatively few people in the restaurant.
The sky slowly darkened, and it was almost time to eat, slowly, there were more people, the thin man had been sitting there, not asking for anything to eat, and not talking, Tang Shier saw this and asked several times, and the guy said that he was waiting for someone.
Tang Shier rubbed his slightly tired face, poured him a glass of water, turned around and whispered: "The restaurant is almost full, you still occupy a seat, West Lake water, I shed tears, the person you are waiting for is really a thousand years of waiting." ”
Just after the meal time, the restaurant suddenly became lively, and the voices of surprise, excitement, and emotion rang out.
"Oh my God, I won the lottery!"
It turned out to be a person holding a bottle cap and excitedly saying that he had won the lottery, a thousand yuan.
was about to find Tang Shier at the cashier to redeem the prize, and a few people around the winner helped to coax him, and the young people around him couldn't wait to look at the lid with their eyes.
Tang Shier smiled, looked at the drink bottle in the man's hand, and whispered: "Tang Shuaifu, Master Tang is a decent drink, this Tang Shuai Fu is a fake and shoddy one, and the fake and shoddy lid can have a bonus of 1,000 yuan? Isn't this nonsense? Where can you find the manufacturer to redeem the prize?"
It's okay to use these to deceive those students who are not deeply involved in the world, but it can only be said that they are too tender.
Tang Shier looked at the person who was walking towards him, and said secretly: "The trick of fooling people is nothing to look at, I really don't know what those students are surrounding to see!"
The man found Tang Shier, Tang Shier looked at the small words that indeed said 1,000 yuan on it, and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, you didn't buy this drink here, I can't exchange it for you!"
Tang Shier did not expose this liar, after all, his family is in the catering business, if he exposes other people, these people come to make trouble every once in a while, then his family will not have to do business anymore.
The liar grasped Tang Shier's psychology and knew that the boss would not expose him, and after Tang Shier handed back the bottle cap, he nodded at Tang Shier.
The man turned around and held the lid high and said, "I'm willing to sell this winning lid for 300 yuan!"
As soon as these words came out, there were indeed many young people who were greedy.
Tang Shier watched with great admiration as the gang of people joined forces inside and out, answering each other's words and performing.
Tsk, I feel that the current plot is cooler than watching TV, and it feels particularly interesting.
Tang Shier looked at the details of this actor-level expression, and couldn't help but admire it a little in his heart.
You have to work hard to deceive people, and if you don't work hard, you can only deceive yourself.
Immediately, Tang Shier said silently in his heart: "These little tricks can only deceive those young people who have not seen the world." ”
In fact, Tang Shier was also deceived twice at the beginning, and spent half a year's part-time salary to buy some IQ.
Since those two times, this person has become smarter, and his IQ has risen gradually.
He has been out for a year or two, and Tang Shier especially wants to tease these liars in order to avenge the revenge of the year, but he can't afford to provoke the people of the gang, and he is afraid that people will make trouble in his restaurant, so he can only think about it for the time being, and cannot be impulsive.
Tang Shier continued to observe the words and deeds of the gang of liars, but suddenly found that the thin man was looking at him with some malicious intentions.
Tang Shier's eyebrows raised slightly, so subtle that he couldn't find it from a distance.
He had to be wary of this skinny little guy with the eyes of a thief.
Tang Shier heard on the Internet that two men recently appeared on the Internet to discuss a realistic meeting, one of them pretended to be a pig and ate a tiger, and his hemorrhoids ruptured in the hotel, so that he was hospitalized.
I don't know if this thin and thief man has any intentions for him, and secretly said: "The boy has to protect himself, it's just terrible." ”
Tang Shier was silent on the surface, as if he hadn't seen it.
He still looked at the farce of the liars with a curious look, waiting for the next move of the thin man.
Adapting to change is his experience of mixing outside for several years.
The very obscene-looking thief-eyed short man kept staring at Tang Shier like this.
Tang Shier only glanced at him, and went to watch the farce not far away.
The thin man wanted to get Tang Shier's attention again, and he took off the hat that covered half of his face.
Tang Shier saw three strands of hair in the center of the thin man's head, and at a glance, he knew that this thing was a brain worker, and it was extremely smart!
Tang Shier's eyes just moved, and then he still looked at the group of people, maintaining a curious look and watching the farce of the group of people end, and finally the bottle cap was bought by a girl for two hundred yuan.
Tang Shier felt that the girl was not very optimistic, but the light in her eyes flickered, which showed that she would never be an honest girl, and eighty percent of them were accomplices of this group.
When the farce ended, Tang Shier lowered his head and did his own thing, took out the remote control, and began to play the evening news, just no longer looking at the thin man.
By the time the restaurant was almost gone, it was not early, and the restaurant would close in half an hour.
The extremely short man finally couldn't hold it back, walked in front of Tang Shier, and his face was full of emotion: "Little brother, you are really not simple at all." ”
"You're not easy, either! Come in the afternoon and sit until we're about to close in the evening. Tsk, I was stunned that I didn't order a meal, ordered a drink, and waited for someone to go to the moon? This kind of cheekiness is really admirable!"
Tang Shier looked at the thin man, and his tone was slightly heavier.
When the man heard Tang Shier say this, he didn't care, he just pinched his fingers, his eyes turned up and closed slightly, his mouth opened and closed, and he kept muttering something, but he didn't make a sound.
Tang Shier looked at the man's strange behavior and was vigilant, and took a small half step back: "What are you doing, you have convulsions?
Then he opened his eyes and glared at Tang Shier and shouted: "Ha!"
Frightened, Tang Shier's backhand was a slap: "CAO Nima!"
The thin man covered his face, looked at Tang Shier, and was stunned, he didn't expect Tang Shier to beat him.
"I'm sorry, I thought you were going crazy, I was afraid of getting hurt, and I subconsciously defended. ”
The corners of the man's mouth twitched, and he didn't know what he thought, so he smiled and waved his hand: "It's okay! It's very good that young people have a good sense of defense." ”
Then he looked at Tang Shier seriously: "I won't tell you, looking at your temperament, I know that your life is not simple, your heaven is full, and the earth is wide... Well... It's okay, I see the spring light looming between your eyebrows... Pinch your fingers, your true destiny is about to appear!"
"Spring looms, it seems like I'm sprouting in the spring, but what do you mean by the true destiny goddess?" Tang Shier's expression changed very accurately, and there was a look of eagerness to know, a look of yearning for this true destiny goddess.
That facial expression can simply run for Emperor Yan Yi.
The short man put his hat on the cash register, and said solemnly: "The Tao Te Ching says, 'There is a lot in the palm', I happen to know a little palmistry, and going out to meet is fate, so I might as well tell you about it here." ”
Then his eyes rolled, his tone changed, and he called Tang Shier a brother: "Brother, if you believe me, then I will say, if you don't believe me, I won't open this mouth." ”
When he said this, his facial expressions were really rich, he raised his eyebrows, raised his face, and took a small half step back, but those very thief eyes never left Tang Shier's face, and his very obscene face was full of sincerity.
Tang Shier took a breath, his expression became serious, and he secretly said in his heart: "I'm afraid that even people who are defensive of you, after seeing your sincere expression, will forget your obscenity, let go of their inner defense against you, and let you fool." It's a pity you met me. ”
Then he nodded hurriedly and said with a smile: "Letter." Then he said secretly: "Who the hell is a brother with you, I want to say if I don't believe it, won't there be no follow-up? I finally waited for you! How can I give up? But there is no such sentence in the Tao Te Ching, right?"
Immediately Tang Shier stretched out his hand, and the man grabbed it, his face was full of shock, and he measured it with his hand, and pinched it with his hand, and his expression followed the movements of his hand, and he was more and more shocked every time.
Tang Shier looked at the expression of this product, frowned, and said secretly: "If you come with another person, you will never believe it, it's a pity that you don't want to be an actor!"
"It's not easy, it's not easy! let me take a few more looks!" the man began, probably intending to refine his language.
"Then you can take a closer look at me. Tang Shier also had an eager expression.
"If you see a person with calluses on his hands, you say that he is poor, or if you see that a person's hands are very delicate and say that he is very blessed, these people must be laymen, and they have not entered that door at all. ”
The man glanced at Tang Shi'er's expression of eagerness to know what was going on, and continued: "You said that a person standing outside the door can see something inside, brother, do you say that's the reason?"
The man wanted to get Tang Shier's approval, as long as Tang Shier recognized him, then this single job would be eighty percent.
Tang Shier had an expression of I believe you, and nodded: "But if you stand outside the door and look at it, you can also see the things inside, if you don't believe it, go out and stand at the door to see inside!"
The thin man was a little dissatisfied and said, "I'm making an analogy, do you know what an analogy is!"
Tang Shier originally wanted to say that it was a kind of bird, but looking at the thin man's dissatisfied expression, if he interrupted, it was estimated that this guy would have to leave immediately.
Tang Shier nodded immediately, he was afraid that there would be no follow-up.
Seeing Tang Shier nodding, the man continued to flicker with satisfaction: "Brother, to be honest, those laymen want to see your hand, they must have something to do, you are destined to be poor for a lifetime, and then deceive you to spend money to eliminate disasters, don't worry, I'm not that kind of person." ”
When Tang Shier heard this, he immediately said secretly: "No, you are this kind of person." But he continued to maintain a serious look on his face, nodded his head, and listened attentively.
The man suddenly lowered his voice and said mysteriously: "The reason why I say that you are not simple is because your palm pattern is extremely good, and when you look at it separately, it is not outstanding, but together, it is very remarkable!"
"According to what the master taught me, you are clearly Donkey Kong palmistry, of course, there are many variables here, which kind of you belong to, I can't say, this thing can't be pointed, if it is through, I will lose my life." ”
Tang Shier wanted to sneer, and said secretly in his heart: "I've said so much, it's inconvenient to say it now, I think you're running out of words, and you can't go on." ”
Seeing that Tang Shier didn't speak for a long time, the thin man continued to ask, "By the way, do you know what King Kong is?"
Tang Shier had an expression of I understand you, nodded, and grinned, "I guess it's a gorilla." ”
"Fuck off your sister's gorilla..."