It turned out that at noon today, Xiaogang and the red parrot quarreled again because of cooking, Xiaogang wanted to eat melon cakes, and the red parrot wanted to eat fried noodles. The two of them didn't agree, so they moved their hands, smashed the basin and bowls, kicked the stool and kicked the table. Eat? Eat. Eat all the fucking eggs! Lao Tzu is out and sells stupid strength, and when he comes home, he can't even eat a delicious meal, what kind of strength is my little boy alive at home? Will he still have a face to see people? Now I want to see, the east wind is blowing and the war drums are beating, who is afraid of whom of us!

Xiao Gang's brain melon seeds are muddy and more energetic than the red parrot. Even if you can't be a Lafayette, you can't be afraid of you Li Lianying! You're a fart! Usually don't bother with you to blow up your wings, right? Okay, let's have a hard touch with an iron brush in the copper pot today. Whoever wears a filial piety hat, who is the grass rooster who dies! The red parrot rolled up his arms and sleeves, not looking at Xiao Gang at all.

Xiao Gang looked at it, ouch ho, you red parrot really don't know what to do, I haven't rushed you to the cow. No wonder people say that fists and feet should be kicked and beaten frequently, and women should be diligent in picking up. If you don't fight for three days, you will go to the house to uncover the tiles. If the tiger doesn't exert its power, you will be a sick cat! Okay, now I'll let you taste my Lin Xiaogang's awesomeness.

He pointed to the red parrot's nose and said, "Whether you burn this melon cake or not, other nonsense!" Xiao Gang gave an ultimatum, and war was about to break out.

"No, no, no, no, Just eat fried noodles!" The red parrot brain melon shook like a wave, and its attitude was resolute, and there was no room for negotiation.

At that time, Xiao Gang was drinking water at the table, and when he saw the red parrot and tiger grinding, he didn't eat that set, so he picked up the glass teacup on the table and threw it over. The red parrot turned its head and the teacup missed, falling to the wall behind it and shattering.

You can throw something, and so will the old lady! Hmph, afraid of you? The red parrot grabbed a broom from behind and threw it over, and the two of them tore and fought. The red parrot has a low hand in its eyes, and it is not convinced in its heart, but if you really start to do it, it will not work. After a while, he was beaten down by Xiao Gang, and the red parrot would rather die than give in, and would rather be broken than broken. scolding loudly in the mouth is also worthy of praise.

The two of them tossed, and were seen by the little living Buddha who came to play, and the little living Buddha saw that the red parrot was knocked to the ground, screamed, and came to pull the red parrot. The red parrot was very moved, for so many years the two of them had quarreled, and the little living Buddha ignored them, and Ben didn't take them seriously. Love whoever you love, love what you love. Thirsty ghosts, it has nothing to do with me (hungry).

But today was the first time to help her, which made the red parrot grateful, and the red parrot saw that the little living Buddha was coming. I feel more and more aggrieved in my heart, you Xiaogang, your temper is getting bigger and bigger, I can't get you anymore, okay, I'll take out the brake card today. Eat melon cakes, eat your mother's feet! You can't even drink the soup!

Let's go, boy, let's go back to grandma's house! Let your little gang eat your melon cakes! Eat as much as you like! Anyway, my mother won't make it. Thinking of this, the red parrot picked up the little living Buddha, wiped her tears, and muttered out of the house.

At that time, Xiao Gang was also angry, you can go. Save me from being angry here. When the red parrot came out, Xiao Gang also said: "You go, you go, there is no Zhang butcher and still eats hairy pigs!

In this way, the red parrot left the village of Dadi, and soon after leaving the village, a strong wind blew in the dark.

Originally, after May Day, Jingxian had the habit of resting for a while in the afternoon, and after eating at noon, he lay down. The little living Buddha picked up a very beautiful packaging box from outside, and he couldn't put it down, and played on the floor of the house with his head stuffy. Jingxian's sleepiness struck, so he said to the little living Buddha: "It's okay to play, I'll go to bed later!"

The little living Buddha raised his head and rolled his yellow eyes, and he didn't know whether he understood or not, so he nodded his head indiscriminately anyway. Jingxian fell asleep. Awakened by the gale in his sleep, he noticed at first glance that the little living Buddha did not have him on the bed. Kyunghyun sat up from the bed. The spirit suddenly became sleepy, hurriedly opened the door and went to the courtyard to look for it, and shouted a few times, is there a trace?

The wind was wrapped in sand, and the sky was quite overcast. Jingxian didn't care about this, and hurriedly rushed out, where was there half a figure on the street? He knew that it was not good to be busy looking for Xiaogang, so he hurriedly looked for the child. This guy is going to lose the child and can't find it, so it's strange that Xiao Gang doesn't peel him off.

Pushing open the door of Xiao Gang's house, Xiao Gang was taking a bite of wine and a mouthful of food, and the food was delicious. It turned out that the red parrot went out on the front foot, and Xiao Gang went out on the back foot, and went to the big white peach store to get a bottle of Hengshui 42 degree liquor on credit, and by the way, he prepared a few side dishes and poured himself to drink. The mouth is still chirping small songs from time to time;

There is a girl in the village named Xiaofang

Good-looking and kind

A beautiful pair of big eyes

The braids are thick and long

The night before returning to the city

You and I came to the creek

Tears that never flowed

With the flow of the creek

.........

Jingxian pushed open the door and saw that Xiaogang was very beautiful, so he was a little angry, and said angrily: "Oh, your father is on fire, you still have the heart to eat and drink." Xiao Gang didn't look at Jing Xian, he grabbed another chopstick and shredded tofu and said, "Is it a fire that burns its cheeks, or does it have a long tail on its cheeks? ”

"You know how to eat, our children are gone. Hurry up and find it!" Jing Xian couldn't care about what Xiao Gang said, and hurriedly explained his intentions.

Xiao Gang grunted and said: "It's raining and windy, and the work is stopped, so we can drink some chatter." The child is gone, and his mother took him back to his grandmother's house. Forget about them, let's have a drink, we haven't sat down for a long time!"

Hearing Xiaogang say that it was the red parrot that brought the little living Buddha back to his parents' house, Jingxian's heart also fell: "Drink less, go back to your mother's house with a lot of work, I don't know if her mother and sister have gone home, such a strong wind! Look at this day!"

Xiao Gang stood up, found a wine glass for Jing Xian, and the two of them drank it. In the end, Xiao Gang felt awkward and drank a few more glasses, and he couldn't help but talk more, complaining that Jingxian was looking for the daughter-in-law he was looking for, who was rude and willful, and a fierce woman. Jing Xianyi frowned and said: "Silly boy, this daughter-in-law is not bad, in the village and outside the village, they are blowing trumpets through the cracks in the door, and the name (chirping) is outside." When it comes to her, it really stinks against the wind. But what can we do when we get to this point?"

"You don't want to tell you, Wen Jing is virtuous and reasonable, but I can go up there and find it for you? Let's put it aside for a long time. Just your appearance, your temper, no one is blind, and there are many women you meet, and they don't want to. Your dad can't tie you up from the street!"

Jingxian also took a sip of wine, the stinky boy always bought wine with this high degree, Lao Tzu actually drank 38 degrees, and he drank this high throat at first glance. But it's still enjoyable. Fortunately, he didn't take 55 degrees, otherwise four taels would have been enough.

"It's good to be able to marry you a daughter-in-law, isn't it good? You kid didn't say you, just if you really leave, she will be able to find her in-law immediately, but you can't marry a daughter-in-law again." If the lame donkey is worn out, you don't have so many things to do!" Jingxian persuaded Xiao Gang.

Xiao Gang looked aggrieved: "Dad, you don't know, I've really mixed up with the red parrot, and I don't want to be with her for a day." ”

"Don't say stupid things, Xiaogang. Dad knows that marrying such a shrew for you is difficult for you. Then again, you've been noisy for so many years, and your children are so old. For the sake of the children, let's just do it. As long as the child has a father and a mother, this is a home. Jingxian is like a mirror in his heart, picking and choosing does not belong to Xiao Gang, no matter how bad the red parrot is, Xiao Gang has also passed this village without this shop. repeatedly persuaded Xiao Gang not to think crankily.

The two of them were drinking, Jing Xian suddenly asked what the red parrot was doing when he went back to his parents' house, and Xiao just told Jing Xian about the noon quarrel at 1510. Only then did Jing Xian understand that the two of them were fighting and separating awkwardly.

As soon as Jing Xian heard this: "You guys, don't let me worry, what are you doing here all day long? Put a urinal outside in the morning, cook at noon, and almost sleep at night and pull the lamp to make noise! There are more than 30 people, when will they be able to live a down-to-earth life." ”

Xiao Gang also didn't speak angrily, and sat there smoking. Jingxian cleaned up the dishes, chopsticks and wine glasses, and both of them were sullen.

Jingxian was afraid that this matter would be too big and out of control, so he wanted Xiaogang to go to the red parrot's house to pick up the adults and children. Women, you can't help but say a few good words, just don't quarrel in the future.

Xiao Gang was willing to admit his head, and he didn't pick up the red parrot when he was killed, and Jingxian, who was angry, was also trembling. scolded Xiao Gang. Xiao Gang tilted his head, but he didn't agree to go.

The two of them were at a stalemate, so I braved the wind and told me the ins and outs of Jingxian's affairs. As soon as I heard about it: "Xiao Gang, this is not your right, you are noisy about whatever you eat, are you an old man? Today she is willing to eat fried noodles for her to eat, and tomorrow at noon will she not be able to eat melon cakes? Don't you eat today? You haven't eaten melon cakes today, and you haven't died? Why are you so unproductive, I'm younger than you, I shouldn't talk about you! But think about it, what is this thing you are doing? Did the brain melon seeds hit a tree or was it poured with cement?"

I had a stinky lecture, Xiao Gang stretched his neck to say something, and swallowed the words back. I said again: "You haven't known her temper after so many years? Why do you have to come here with all your strength? How many jokes have you two made in the village? It's not enough to be embarrassed? If you continue to make trouble like this, you will hurt each other's hearts!"

"Don't talk about it, go and admit your mistake to your father-in-law, coax your wife, and bring the adults and children back, it seems that there is not much to blame you over there, otherwise people will call you without looking for a crack. Take this opportunity not to make things stiff, it's not too late, hurry up and pick it up. The old man said a few words of silence and said some New Year's greetings. Go for it!"

Xiao Gang was still grinding, and Jingxian was anxious.