Chapter 815: Feel the appearance of the company's pills sooner or later
When Lin Miao entered from the door of Wangjiang Building, a thought suddenly occurred in his heart: Since the most expensive 16th, 15th, and 14th floors have been bought, why don't you buy the entire building?
But when I think about it, 202 hasn't been done yet, if I can't take the Wangjiang Building, won't it be in vain to increase the burden of resisting obsessive-compulsive disorder, if the symptoms become serious, I don't think about tea and food in these buildings that I can't buy even if I have money to buy them every day, then do I have to study hard in the future? If you pay attention to being scattered, the consequences will be very serious!
"Damn me, I'm depraved. When Lin Miao got on the elevator, he suddenly said this. But Wang Bin and Huang Qingqing are all very calm, and they are used to Lin Miao's headless words. Sure enough, the magical little boss immediately picked up and added which of his thoughts this sentence originated from: "I only made two rolls all day today, what the hell am I doing?"
Wang Bin immediately said: "Mr. Lin, two rolls are enough, and a brain like mine can't finish it in two days." ”
The strength and angle of this sycophant are not quite right, but the good thing is that the attitude is sincere.
Lin Miao nodded and turned his head to look at Huang Qingqing. Huang Qingqing and Xiaodouding looked at each other for two seconds, and said stiffly: "Boss, the difficulty of the general exam is not as big as the high school entrance examination, with your level, you can get an A without reviewing, don't be too nervous." ”
The angle of this sycophant is right, but the strength is still poor, but the improvement lies in the improvement of attitude.
Lin Miao nodded with satisfaction: "Hmm." ”
Huang Qingqing breathed a sigh of relief and turned his head to look at Wang Bin.
Brother Bin's face showed solemnity.
How can it be repaired, the status of the first minister in front of Mr. Lin is not guaranteed, Qingqing is worthy of being a college student, and his progress is too fast!
Brother Bin's heart was full of a sense of crisis, and he suddenly said: "Mr. Lin, I applied for a junior college at Dongou University, and Mr. Jiang also reported." ”
"Nani?" the elevator clattered and stopped on the 14th floor.
Lin Miao said as she walked out, "Didn't my uncle fail the course last time?"
"He took the retake. Brother Bin said, "Mr. Jiang is now a glorious secondary school graduate, and his education is very high!"
Huang Qingqing rolled his eyes and didn't want to comment.
Lin Miao was very pleased: "My uncle and aunt's marital life security has increased by 3%. ”
"How do you figure out the 3%?" a question came from the toilet next to it, and the voice wafted through the huge empty room, sounding like a haunted. Then Guo Siqi walked out of the toilet with a haggard look, looking very much like a ghost.
Lin Miao was startled and asked, "Nephew, who made you look like this?"
Guo Siqi's face was expressionless: "Code." ”
"Oh. "Miao Ye understands in seconds.
Guo Siqi asked again: "How did you calculate the 3%?"
Lin Miao replied calmly: "I said it blindly." ”
Guo Siqi shook his head and sighed: "Why can a person like you who is not rigorous make so much money, and a person like me, whose precision is higher than the leading lathe in China, wants to work for you?"
Lin Miao replied: "This principle is actually the same as the lathe, the higher the precision, the more suitable it is to be put on the front line to use, that is, the life of the legendary part-time worker." Nephew, be a man who obeys the destiny of heaven and does not try to fight against fate. ”
Guo Siqi raised his middle finger to Lin Miao.
Lin Miao took a step back, hid behind Wang Bin, and shouted, "I have a shield!"
Guo Siqi: "......"
Wang Bin: "......"
Huang Qingqing: "......"
This boss, let's quarrel with him, he is only nine years old, and the lower limit can be pulled very low. Don't quarrel with him, you can only suffer the damage unilaterally, strangle him, and suffer the pain of unemployment. The emotional pressure is so great every day, and the working environment is too bad......
The 800-square-meter office area on the 14th floor is empty, except for a desk at the front desk and a logo on the wall, only Guo Siqi's director's office is still a little popular.
So the aunt who cleans the building has been very fond of this building recently, and it only takes less than three minutes to clean the toilet. The aunt has observed that Xiao Guo is a decent gentleman, and he did not rely on the fact that there was only one person on the entire floor, so he secretly used the room next to the men's toilet, and Xiao Guo's office was also very clean, and the instant noodles eaten at night would be put into the garbage and thrown away, without her hands at all.
Lin Miao and a few people walked into Guo Siqi's office, in addition to the desk, chair and computer, there was also a neatly folded quilt on the sofa, Lin Miao couldn't help asking, "Have you stayed up all night here?"
Guo Siqi nodded and said, "Well, it's not complicated to talk about what you want to do, it's just trouble." Time-consuming projects are more comfortable to finish in one go, and I don't know how long it will take to procrastinate. ”
"Well done. Lin Miao praised it and immediately asked, "It's done now?"
"Well, see for yourself. Guo Siqi sat down on the sofa weakly and pointed to the computer, "The website is the pinyin of Sosou." ”
Lin Miao lowered her head, carefully stepped over the electrical plug board that was placed on the ground at random, and walked to the computer desk.
Sit down, flick the mouse, open the browser, and type in the URL. The webpage opened slowly, and I saw a picture of a cat's paw, with the Chinese characters and pinyin sousou written under the picture, which was the first project Lin Miao had to do.
Someow.com and Sosou Engine, the prototype is the early portal and Baidu engine. Someow.com hasn't made it yet.,Because of the lack of manpower.,And the lack of consulting content in all aspects.,It's also for others to be used as a plagiarism template.,But a simple search engine can try it first.。 The page of the Sousou engine is very refreshing, it is a piece of white, and there is a search box below the logo.
Lin Miao tried to find the four strange books, and actually jumped out of a page of forum web links.
When the mouse clicked in, the network speed was still very slow, but Lin Miao's eyes lit up.
"Fuck, little Qiqi, you're a genius!" Lin Miao exclaimed in surprise.
Guo Siqi smiled, his face was full of expressions of "Isn't this nonsense?", and then pretended to be forced: "When I was 14 years old, the Chinese Science and Technology Bureau approached me and asked me to enter the juvenile class, but I refused. ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Wang Bin immediately said: "What a coincidence, our President Lin was also invited by the Social Science Bureau last year and the year before last, and he also refused. ”
Huang Qingqing added: "Three times!"
Lin Miao said wistfully: "Don't mention the past, don't mention the old man, don't mention the Yong, how can I say it, I'm also a nine-year-old person." ”
Guo Siqi said: "Uncle Shi, I want to resign. ”
"Huh, do you want to recruit people?" Lin Miao immediately walked up to Guo Siqi and asked him, "Do we want to recruit a front desk?" About 20 years old, female, convex and backward, beautiful and moving. ”
Guo Siqi frowned and was silent, and it could be seen that it was very hard to endure.
Lin Miao stopped teasing him, and asked again: "Then you say, how many people do you need to recruit at present?"
Guo Siqi said: "Someow Encyclopedia and Sou Meow Paste Bar have to be done, at least ten more people for me are enough." ”
"Recruit!" Lin Miao said decisively, "The beautiful and moving front desk sister is also recruited! An administrative front desk, and then a secretary for you, and then an accountant, you yourself will be the general manager of the company, and you will grasp the internal administration together, and if there is no money in the account, you will look for me if you have no money in the account, and you will look at the administrative and operating expenses yourself, and if there are big projects that need to be established, you can discuss with me again, can you get it?"
"It works. Guo Siqi said, "Do you want to increase your salary?"
Miao Ye saw that Guo Siqi single-handedly came up with a search engine in half a month, and nodded decisively: "Plus, I'll give you more than 50,000 yuan a year." Do you think it's enough, it's not enough!"
Guo Siqi said decisively: "It's not enough!"
Lin Miao asked, "Then how much do you want?"
Guo Siqi said: "I want shares." ”
Lin Miao said: "Give you another 0.1%!"
Guo Siqi said: "Uncle Shi, you are too insulting to my personality like this. ”
Lin Miao stretched out two fingers.
Guo Siqi nodded and said, "2% is almost." ”
Lin Miao was furious: "What 2%? Want to eat fart? I mean 1.2%!"
Guo Siqi said: "I want to resign." ”
Lin Miao immediately smiled angrily: "I think 2% is indeed more reasonable, worthy of your craftsmanship." How much do you have to keep the company running now? Is 2 million a year enough?"
Guo Siqi said: "A programmer has a monthly salary of 5,000 per month, 60,000 a year, counting insurance or something, it will be 100,000 when it is full in a year, recruit 15 people, and the labor expenditure alone will be 1.5 million." ”
"There are also beautiful and touching front desk, accountants, secretaries ......," Wang Bin added.
"Yes. Guo Siqi nodded unceremoniously, and counted with his fingers, "There is also the money for renting a server, bandwidth fees, the company's water and electricity, especially the electricity bill......"
Lin Miao raised her hand and said, "Okay, I'll give 3 million to the company's account first, don't rent the server, let's spend our own money to buy it." ”
Guo Siqi said: "It's better to rent, it's more cost-effective to rent, and if you buy it, you have to update it every few years." ”
"Buy. Lin Miao said firmly, "Our goal is to be a global big website, data security must be firmly in our own hands, there will be hackers to attack us, and we can still resist physically at the moment of crisis." ”
Huang Qingqing asked, "What is physical resistance?"
Lin Miao and Guo Siqi said in unison: "Unplug the network cable." ”
Huang Qingqing was stunned.
An Internet company, the last trick is actually Nima pulling out the network cable?
This company feels like a pill sooner or later......
Lin Miao and Guo Siqi said a few more of their thoughts on the construction of the post bar, and went upstairs to find Jiang Yang.
Huang Qingqing was very puzzled why Lin Miao's name was so bad, even if the sister-in-law was called Jiangang, Someow.com sounded weird, and the word sticker sounded even weirder.
"Sticker bar sounds weird, then isn't the bar weird?" Lin Miao asked the little girl Qingqing rhetorically.
Qingqing said: "People are transliterated from English, you are born!"
Lin Miao smiled: "There is nothing new that is not strange, if you sound catchy, it means that this thing is not new enough." The product we want to make is something that has never been seen on the earth before, and the fish climbed on land for the first time and thought that ferns looked strange, and in the end they were happy to eat it?"
Qingqing pouted, thinking that he wouldn't use any stickers anyway.
Obviously, just log in to the forum directly, why do you want to take off your pants and fart?