Chapter 16: Thirty-six Strategies

On the way back to the hotel, Li Tao and Song Jianhui were talking and laughing, and they had been discussing the funny experience just now, while Wen Feng had been sullen. When he returned to the room, Song Jianhui saw that he had something wrong and asked, "What's wrong? I laughed and was depressed for a while this night? What happened?"

Wen Feng thought for a while and said to Song Jianhui and Li Tao: "There is a matter, you can help me analyze it." So, Wen Feng told them how he met Yang Lu and his experience with Yang Lu in the past month. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Tao called: "Okay, Ya, I said to call you, Lao Zhan, isn't this still picking up girls? ”

"Didn't I think about what to tell you in the morning? Wen Feng said embarrassedly, "What now, help me come up with an idea." ”

Li Tao said disdainfully: "Fengzi, you are the tallest and the best-looking among us, and there is one thing that is not good." ”

"What's not going to work?" Wen Feng asked.

Li Tao snapped a chestnut on Wen Feng's head, and said with contempt: "It's just that the EQ is too low!"

Wen Feng just wanted to give him a popping chestnut in return, but Li Tao immediately said, "Don't move, you want to play me? Do you want me to give you an idea?"

Wen Feng didn't care about the burst with him, and nodded again and again and said, "Yes, you guys think of a way, I mainly want to know if she has a psychology or not? It's best to let her say it herself." ”

Song Jianhui suddenly accosted him next to him and said: "She should have you psychologically, just a girl, be reserved, embarrassed to say it." ”

Wen Feng asked suspiciously: "Is it really fake?" ”

Li Tao glared at Wen Feng fiercely and said, "I've seen someone with low EQ, but I've never seen someone with such a low EQ." You're a mystery to the authorities, and it looks like I'm going to have to help you figure it out, hehe. ”

Wen Feng watched with hope as he kept curling his disgusting strands of hair with his fingers.

Li Tao thought for a while and said: "Yes, hehe, there is a trick in the thirty-six schemes, lust/temptation!"

Wen Feng shouted: "Fuck your uncle's ..... What kind of lust/seduction? I'm sexy/seducing her, you can't do it, get out of you!"

Song Jianhui also laughed and scolded: "It's still a thirty-six plans, your family has this plan." ”

"Rest the wrath, rest the wrath. Li Tao held back a smile and said, "Listen to me, I'm not letting you really lust/seduce her, for some people, if you meet, you will feel that this person is a lot closer psychologically, as long as she meets you, I guarantee that she can accept you, in case she is a dinosaur, I'm afraid that you will dislike people! Hey, I'm helping you, don't look at me like that, don't you dare to meet her?"

Wen Feng looked at him with eyes that could kill people, and Li Tao stroked those stray hairs and said with a smile: "That's it...... I don't think you're going to be that good, and you're not very stumpy...... Wait a minute...... Don't do it, when I'm done, I'll ...... I mean, you're more flattering, and women like you at first sight......"

Wen Feng couldn't bear it anymore, and scolded as he moved: "You can't spit out ivory with your dog's mouth, I haven't met her yet." ”

"Stop, wait, ah...... Hey......" With a series of screams, Li Tao was pressed on the bed by Wen Feng and cleaned up.

Song Jianhui pulled Wen Feng away with a smile, Li Tao got up from the bed and said to him: "Then this trick just now is reserved for use when we meet in the future, hehe, I still have a trick here!"

Wen Feng was about to make a move again, but Li Tao screamed first: "Wait...... This trick is absolutely spiritual! absolutely!"

Song Jianhui said with a smile: "Let's listen to what tricks first, it's not good, I'll clean you up with him." ”

Li Tao sat up straight and complained: "I'm helping you, how did you two judge me." Okay, okay, listen to me, you fight for a chat room tomorrow, it's better to have fewer people. ”

"And then?"

Li Tao said: "Then you don't stick to her and start to snub her." ”

Wen Feng was shocked and said, "What are you doing? No, you have to be cold and cold to your daughter-in-law." By the way, you don't have a daughter-in-law, so you don't care about your sister. ”

Li Tao sneered and said, "Then you don't want to know what that girl thinks in her heart......?" I slept ......"

"Don't sleep...... Wen Feng said inexplicably, "Does this have anything to do with being cold to her?"

Li Tao laughed: "The relationship is big, this trick is called wanting to get away with it! The two of you have been chatting together for more than a month, and she has long been used to you accompanying her every day, and she is used to this kind of day with you." Jianhui is right, she refuses to show that she cares about you, she is doing useless and reserved resistance, and if she doesn't force her, she doesn't realize how important you are! Maybe she has long liked you but she doesn't know it, this trick is to let her know that you exist!"

Wen Feng asked a little incomprehensibly: "What the hell is this crookedness, if you want to get away with it, is it useful? What if...... What if she doesn't care at all? What if she ignores me?"

"Look at your appearance, that's impossible!" Li Tao said with confidence, "You have said that kind of sensual words about her, isn't she disgusted? Don't worry, as long as you are cold, she will fly and pounce." By the way, don't let her think you're not online, let her know that you're online, but you're not very enthusiastic, just do it. ”

"If it doesn't work, what should I do?" Wen Feng glared at Li Tao fiercely and said.

"Don't look at me like that! Three days, give me three days, three days if she doesn't say anything, I'll let you deal with it. Li Tao said confidently.

Wen Feng said coldly: "This is what you said, Jianhui testified, you had better choose to prepare for the next life." ”

"It's on buddy. Li Tao patted his chest and said, "However, from now on, you must obey my command in every step of your actions." Remember: Be ruthless! Don't be a mother-in-law! If a woman doesn't force her, she can't do it, she has to force her, and she will be tamed!"

Song Jianhui also smiled next to him and said, "Fengzi, maybe he can really do this trick." Hehe, Sun Tzu's Art of War is used for pickling girls, he wants to know, he has to be angry. ”

Li Tao said proudly: "Come on, if his grandson and his old man know that after a thousand years, there are still younger generations who can use it flexibly, his old man will be very happy." If Sun Bin really wants to come back to life, I will use the last plan and take it as the best policy, hahaha. ”

Wen Feng sounds so unreliable, but there is no other way but this.