Chapter 18 The Author's Great Title!
Standing on the top of Qingyun with Xiantao on his shoulder, Gu Ran almost shouted excitedly.
I don't know how, but I'm glad I survived! And it seems that I can even make a somersault cloud by myself!
Wow Ka Ka, I'm such a clever little ghost! I'm so good at eating two bites of peaches hahaha!
Thinking about it, Gu Ran took a few more bites of the peach. He decided to finish eating the fairy peach here, otherwise it would be too eye-catching to go down. And what if someone who knows the goods robs him?
After this lesson, Gu Ran didn't plan to be comfortable. Wait and use all the things sent by the bigwigs to prevent easy dog leashing. By the way, he also has to send things to the bigwigs, as for what to send, he has already thought about it the moment he receives the red envelope.
Now the goal is to eat!
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Xiao Yan: "So big guy, what realm are you?"
[Group Master] Author: "I, I'm not a cultivator. β
Xiao Yan: "...... Then you are arrogant!"
Lingbao Tianzun: "Which world are you? I'll let the realm lord there destroy you now!"
[Alchemy] Taishang Laojun: "There is no realm? Jade Emperor, you speak!"
[Group leader] author: "Hehe, he has been banned by me for a month, you can call him as much as you like." β
Author: "As for the realm? There is no realm, my realm is outer space above the highest peak of the realm in all the worlds, you can climb to the highest place, but you just can't fly." β
Author: "Ah, unbelievers raise their hands. β
Tang San: "I don't believe it. β
Bo Feng Shuimen: "I don't believe it either." β
Sasuke Uchiha: "Huh. β
[Group Master] Author: "Ah, it's the second pillar, I know, as long as you want, you can be beaten by the society at any time, goodbye." β
System News: Sasuke Uchiha was kicked out of the group.
This is definitely the first member of the group to be kicked out of the group since its founding!
It's miserable!
Tang San: "Don't be cowardly, oppose hegemony! It's a big deal, let's all quit and build another group!"
[Group Leader] Author: "Do you think you can get together without my strength?"
Sun Wukong: "Believe in you as a ghost!"
Lingbao Tianzun: "Although I am the creator, I still want to use the words of mortals: Fuck your uncle!"
A few more people expressed strong resistance, and there was a lot of noise in the group.
[Group Leader] Author: "Okay, there's no one, right?"
[Group Master] Author: "Oak, I have inflicted a catastrophe on each of you, creating a catastrophe with different powers according to different strengths. β
Bo Feng Shuimen: "Hehe, I'm doing everything now"
Shi Hao: "I don't have any resentment every day"
Xiao Yan: ", are the two upstairs okay?"
Ye Fan: "It's good that I didn't speak!"
[Alchemy] Taishang Laojun: "I'm ...... Why don't you even speak Lingbao???"
[Group Master] Author: "Oh yes, if you want the Heavenly Tribulation, you can continue to ask." Those who have been sent to heaven will be led by dogs. β
Tang San: "...... You're doing that to the guy who just delivered something to your son the other day?"
[Group Master] author: "Oh, how can I be so ruthless, for the sake of my son, I will not let them die." Maybe it will help them in their cultivation. β
Naruto Uzumaki: "Daddy, what about you, aren't you dead, why are you alive again?"
[Group Leader] Author: "Don't think about it, you two are not from the same timeline, not even the same world." β
Dragon: "What's going on?"
[Group Master] Author: "It's nothing, it's just that I used a little ink to randomly get you together from different groups of people in different worlds and different timelines to feed my son." β
Fang Kuanan: "I*...... The author is great, where's my golden finger?"
[Group Leader] Author: "Oh, your golden finger." β
Fang Kuanan became the administrator of the group.
Fang Kuanan received the [Protagonist Aura] circle from the author.
Fang Kuanan: "Uh...... Thank you author......"
[The First Old Driver of the Three Realms] Gu Ran: ", what happened to this group? Author? I'm in a novel?"
Fang Kuanan: "Big brother!"
Dragon: "What's going on? I suddenly became like this after I harassed the World Government?"
Naruto Uzumaki: "My dad was sanctioned 555 ......"
Jiraiya: "What, who bullied you?"
[Group Leader] Author: ", Zilaiye! Even you have been pulled in? Next time you won't pull Orochimaru in, right?"
Zi Laiye: "Don't mind ??????, then I won't be annoyed to fight with him in the group every day." β
γGroup MasterγAuthor: "Words...... Intimate Heaven give me a copy, and I'll spare your teacher. β
Jiraiya: "Damn, you're also my comic fan? no problem!"
Gu Ran was taken aback, the people in this group seemed to ignore life and death, even the characters in the original work who had already sacrificed to the sky would appear?
Self-...... Swim the dragon Angelica sea, the sea does not welcome me.
[The first old driver of the Three Realms] Gu Ran: "Give me a copy too!"
Jiraiya: "Cut, isn't it just a driver, you don't want me to send you a book without paying, no way!"
[The first old driver of the Three Realms] Gu Ran: "I'll give you a film, give me the book!"
Jiraiya: "What is the film?"
[The first veteran driver in the Three Realms] Gu Ran: "Dynamic pictures that record the movements of men and women!"
Jiraiya: "Damn, I want ten!"
[The first old driver of the Three Realms] Gu Ran: "Be careful of kidney deficiency!"
System prompt: The two completed the P-y transaction.
While chewing peaches and looking at the book in front of him, Gu Ran was curious about what this book that Kakashi never left was about.
When he opened it, Gu Ran suddenly closed the book he had just opened, and his blood flowed out of emotion.
"Wherever Konoha goes, fire grows...... Looks like I'm on fire. β
Unexpectedly, there was a sign of Konoha Hidden Village on the book for some reason, Gu Ran wiped his nosebleed, and said as if he was deceiving himself.
Naruto Uzumaki: "Great, my dad will come out in a while, right?"
[The first veteran driver of the Three Realms] Gu Ran: "What is gay! Take the kidney gang!
Naruto Uzumaki: "????"
[The first veteran driver of the Three Realms] Gu Ran: "Rub a ball for me to eat!"
Naruto sent out a sna, sen, and gang pills.
Gu Ran took it into his pocket and smiled beautifully, although it was just a forbearance.
The pirates aren't powerful...... Wait, Devil Fruit? This seems to work better than all ninjutsu.
[The First Old Driver of the Three Realms] Gu Ran: "Thank you, young master, you will definitely become the Hokage!"
Naruto Uzumaki: "Hahahahahaha
Sure enough, it was Naruto's answer......
Jiraiya: "Don't blow it, Orochimaru gave you the entire filthy earth reincarnation and let you beat your father?"
Naruto: "......"
(Nidaime: That's my ninjutsu!)