Chapter 270: Sitting still
"Big brother...... Can this be ......" The red hair looked at the smelly dog shit in the plastic bag in front of him pitifully, looked at Ling Hao again, and said with pleading: "Except for this, no matter what the other conditions are, we will agree!"
"Yes, big brother, this is really ...... Wow!" Huang Mao had just said half of it, only to feel a tumult in his stomach, and he couldn't hold back anymore and retched directly.
Ling Hao still looked at the two of them lightly, and said without the slightest pity: "Either you go to the number to be a new person, or you can finish eating this good wine and food within five minutes, just these two choices, you can do it yourself! In addition, if the injury of this thing is not treated in time, I am afraid that it will be out of breath in less than ten minutes, and then you will finish eating, and you will not be able to escape! If you finish eating obediently, maybe I will cure him by the way as soon as my heart softens!"
Hearing this, Hongmao and Huangmao glanced at each other with bitter faces, their faces were as miserable as chewing Coptis chinensis, but they really didn't want to be caught in the number to reflect on their lives, after hesitating again and again, seeing that Ling Hao didn't have the slightest intention of letting go, he had to grit his teeth and put the plastic bag to his mouth.
"Vomit!" The two of them were smoked by the pungent stench, and they both retched instantly.
After a while, he simply closed his eyes, pinched his nose with one hand, and sent all the contents of the plastic bag to his mouth with the other hand, and swallowed it into his stomach!
Ling Hao watched from the side that these two miscellaneous hairs really gritted their teeth and ate the two big bags of dog shit, and couldn't help but laugh secretly, but his face was still silent, he took out a few herbs from his pocket, opened the wound that was indiscriminately bandaged on the green hair's head, stabbed it a few times on several acupuncture points, and then pinched the herbs into powder and applied them to the wound.
It was also miraculous to say that the green hair was tossed by Ling Hao like this, not only did the wound no longer bleed, but even the wound was healing rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye.
After three minutes, Red Fur and Yellow Fur finally swallowed all the two big bags of shit. Both of them had their stomachs turned upside down, but they still endured it and didn't vomit it. Both of them have ordinary thoughts: after all, they have come this far, if they spit it out and are said by Ling Hao that it doesn't count, they will be eaten in vain at that time.
After eating, the red hair and the yellow hair retched a few times, and forced the desire to vomit down, and glanced at the green hair, but they were both stunned.
The wounds of the green hair's almost desperate desire have healed seventy or eighty percent at this moment!
The two men glanced at each other, and both saw visceral surprise and fear in each other's gazes.
I was surprised that this poor boy in front of me, who looked like a complete poor boy, still had this hand, which can be called a miracle doctor!
The fear is oneself
The three brothers just offended such a demon today! Although they have eaten the shit according to each other's requirements, who knows what trouble awaits them next!
"That...... Big brother, we have done what you instructed, you see ......" The red haired looked at Ling Hao nervously and asked tentatively.
Ling Hao asked lightly, "Is the wine and food I prepared for the two of you delicious?"
The red hair was stunned for a moment, then nodded mechanically and said, "Okay...... Very delicious!"
"Since it's delicious, it shouldn't be a problem to eat a little more, right?" Ling Hao replied quietly.
When the red hair heard this, his face suddenly changed greatly, and another strong desire to vomit hit.
"No, no, big brother, this is really ...... It's so unpalatable! It's not delicious at all!" Huang Mao, who was on the side, was afraid that Ling Hao would really take two more bags of dog shit to let the two brothers eat, so he immediately hurriedly added.
Ling Hao looked at Huang Mao and said lightly: "Oh, yes? It seems that you still haven't tasted the taste of this wine and food, so you say it's not delicious!
As soon as Huang Mao heard Ling Hao say this, his face suddenly became even more embarrassing than a bitter gourd, and his mouth opened, but he didn't know what to say, so he could only obediently close his mouth.
Ling Hao put away the foolish look he had before, and said, "According to what you did today, you shouldn't have been left in this world! But since you haven't caused irreparable consequences, let's spare your lives for the time being! Remember, if you do this nonsense again in the future, you will not be able to blame me for being polite!"
After speaking, Ling Hao walked towards the door. When he opened the door and was about to go out, he seemed to remember something, stopped and turned around and said: "By the way, there is one more thing I almost forgot to tell you, I have drugged the shit you ate just now, and you will be no different from a eunuch in the future! Of course, if you behave well, I can consider giving you an antidote when I am in a good mood! As for how to choose, you can see for yourself!"
After speaking, he went out of the house. When the red hair and yellow hair react and chase out, where can they still see half a figure?
The red and yellow hairs who had eaten a lot of shit returned to the room, and their hearts were extremely heavy. Especially thinking of Ling Hao's last words, he felt that he had nothing to love, and for a while, no one spoke, just stared at him with such big eyes.
At the temporary foothold of Ling Hao, the Sun Mansion in the Northland, Ling Hao was sitting on the sofa leisurely drinking tea and holding an ancient book and looking at it.
On the bed not far away, a stunning girl wearing only intimate clothes was lying there asleep, it was Sun Zimiao.
Seeing that it was already midnight, Ling Hao closed the book and got up, stretched his waist for a long time, looked at Sun Zimiao on the bed, and muttered with a wry smile: "It seems that those guys are really not light, they have been asleep for almost an hour and haven't woken up yet, what should I do if I want to sleep? Forget it, just grieve yourself like this, and reluctantly sleep with you!"
As he spoke, he untied his clothes and came to the edge of the bed.
"Hey, who said I wasn't awake......? Where did you get my clothes? I'm like this...... Why are you going to let me get up?" Sun Zimiao suddenly opened her eyes, looked at Ling Hao who kept walking in with some horror, and protested loudly, tears already burst out of her wonderful eyes.
"I thought you could pretend to be so good, it turns out that you can't stand being scared!" Ling Hao laughed when he saw this, re-passed his clothes and said: "This is really strange, you ran a bar alone and got drunk, and there was no reaction to being eaten by those hooligans, I carried you back with such kindness, but you were aggrieved like something, I knew this, I should have waited until a few of them succeeded before carrying you back!"
"You...... I know you won't watch me being bullied by those hooligans!It seems that I made the right bet!" Sun Zimiao suddenly smiled, looking like she had succeeded in her conspiracy.
Ling Hao looked at Sun Zimiao's expression, thought for a moment, and suddenly stomped his foot and said, "Oops! It turns out that this matter was all arranged by you! It's really difficult for women and villains to raise, it seems that the words of the ancients are not wrong at all!"
Sun Zimiao sat up, covered her body with a quilt, and said with a smile: "It's not all arranged by me, the appearance of those three hooligans is not my expectation! However, a man like you who doesn't sit in chaos and doesn't take advantage of people's danger is now almost extinct, I didn't expect to even let me run into one, it seems that I really ran out of shit luck!"
Ling Hao heard Sun Zimiao mention the word "shit", and suddenly thought of the situation when he forced the yellow and red hairs to eat dog shit before, and couldn't help grinning.
"What are you laughing at?" Sun Zimiao couldn't help but ask curiously when she saw Ling Hao's face different.
"Well, I thought of a very funny video, let's share it with you!" Ling Hao held back a smile and took out his mobile phone, called up the video he had recorded before, opened it, and handed the mobile phone to Sun Zimiao.
Sun Zimiao took the phone curiously, only looked at it for less than a minute, couldn't help retching, hurriedly turned off the phone and threw it back to Ling Hao, and said with a wicked smile: "I didn't expect you to be able to use such a damaging trick to deal with those three hooligans, it's disgusting!"
"Who told them to eat your charming beautiful tofu? It's already their luck that they didn't chop those three pairs of pig's trotters!" Ling Hao put away his phone with a smile and replied.
(End of chapter)
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