Chapter 235 is not about peeing your pants
Director Han glared at Wu Wei angrily, but he didn't know if Wu Wei did it on purpose, and his attitude was still so pious, although he knocked his head into a bag, it was not good to turn his face with Wu Wei immediately. {with}{dream} щ{suimеng][lā}
Wu Wei hurriedly walked over and found a rag by the door, pressed it in the basin and got it wet, took it with water dripping all the way, and wiped it in a circle on the chair.
The chair was originally very clean, and there were often visitors to sit on it, and it was better not to wipe it, but it was wiped with water, one by one.
Tong Xue was originally going to get rid of Director Han, but when she saw Wu Wei coming, she was in a hurry, and looked at it with a small mouth.
"Director Han, I'm really sorry, I can't do anything, so I'll let you sit on the ground. Wu Wei smiled and pressed Director Han on the chair, and said with a smile: "I'm still thinking, such a hard ground is not suitable for laying eggs? What do you mean by this? It turns out that it is my fault, I'm sorry!"
Director Han was fascinated by the pretty appearance of Tong Xue's beauty, and his eyes were also staring at Tong Xue's pretty face.
"What nonsense are you talking about? What kind of eggs do I lay on such a hard ground?" Director Han followed angrily, and when he sat down, he felt that the back of his butt was soaked, and he was still in a beige suit, which was more like peeing his pants, and he was so angry that he hurriedly stood up: "What are you doing? Wet? How are you sitting?"
Tong Xue couldn't help but turn her face and giggle.
"I'm sorry!" Wu Wei also pretended to be sincerely afraid and pressed Director Han and said: "I just saw that there was dust, so I wiped it for you, and I didn't wring it out, so I'll sit down for a while! I'll talk about the case, and I'll leave in a while!"
"What am I sitting on?" Director Han stood up angrily: "You didn't mean to sit on a butt of water, did you?"
Director Han stood up and looked behind him, the rag itself was not clean, the water was dirty, and at this time, there was a wet piece on his buttocks, as if he was wetting his pants, how could he sit?
"Wu Wei, are you really here to report the case?" Tong Xue didn't know if Wu Wei really came to report the case, and she couldn't laugh at this time, and she didn't want to deal with Director Han, so she naturally chatted with Wu Wei: "Then let's talk about it?
"Hmph, what did he report?" Director Han took it over angrily at this time: "I'm here to make trouble, making me feel like I'm peeing my pants, how can I sit? I'll go first, Xue'er, I'll come to see you another day!"
Director Han walked out of the door angrily, and he really couldn't sit down.
"Look at it, how bad is this? I'm delaying you!" Wu Wei hurriedly ran a few steps and opened the door, but he looked at it under his feet, tripped slightly, and said: "I'm really sorry, I'll open the door for you, you go slowly!
Director Han was so angry that he couldn't do it, a good thing was disturbed by Wu Wei, making a mess of black water, and he didn't want Tong Xue to see his embarrassment, so he naturally walked a few steps quickly, and he didn't expect Wu Wei, this kid, to stumble underneath and fall out all of a sudden.
At this time, the door was also opened, and this Director Han was still in a hurry, and he suddenly lay in the middle of the corridor.
Tong Xue couldn't laugh anymore, and hurriedly ran out, and her little hand was also sent to Wu Wei's hand, pulling Wu Wei to look into the corridor.
It's also a coincidence, Tong Zhennan didn't know what to do when he went out, he had just come back at this time, passing by the door of Tong Xue's office, he was startled by Director Han who suddenly flew out, and he almost didn't laugh at first glance, this kid's butt was wet, it seemed that he was peeing his pants, and he flew out like this, what is the situation?
"Isn't this Director Han?" Tong Zhennan couldn't help but laugh when he saw his face: "You are ······"
"Hello uncle! Director Han is in a hurry and doesn't stand firm!" Wu Wei was also startled when he saw Tong Zhennan, this is an old man, and it is not good to be seen messing around, so he hurriedly said to Director Han: "What are you in a hurry?
Tong Zhennan and Tong Xue looked at Director Han's miserable appearance, and listened to Wu Wei's words, and they couldn't help laughing.
"Oops!" Director Han fell hard, and he could hear Tong Zhennan's voice, he should have known the overall situation in the past, and he also felt a little embarrassed, so he quickly touched his buttocks, feeling still unsightly, but said in his mouth: "Little cub, you didn't mean it, right?"
"Director Han, you're in a hurry, aren't I in a hurry to open the door for you?" Wu Wei also laughed, looked at Tong Zhennan and explained: "Uncle, this is an accident, Director Han is actually not wetting his pants, but I wet the chair, and Director Han is sitting!"
"Do you still need to explain this?" Director Han had already sat up at this time, and said angrily: "How can I pee my pants in broad daylight? You just did it on purpose!"
Tong Zhennan and Tong Xue couldn't help laughing, and they both laughed even more when they heard what the two of them said.
"Director Han, how can you say that? I was in a hurry to send you off and open the door for you. Wu Wei was still a little nervous when he saw Tong Zhennan passing by at the beginning, but when he saw Tong Zhennan also laughing, he was not nervous, and he laughed and amused: "If you must wronged me, then I won't be able to explain it in the next life!"
Now Tong Zhennan and Tong Xue couldn't laugh anymore, they both said that they couldn't wash it by jumping into the Yellow River, and this kid still had a lifetime of eggs that couldn't be explained, isn't this just teasing this Director Han?
"Hmph!" Director Han also stood up at this time, knowing that he was very embarrassed, he didn't know if Wu Wei did it on purpose at first, but at this time he was also sure, and said angrily: "Little cub, you wait for me, I can't cry if I want you to cry sooner or later!"
After Director Han finished speaking, he didn't say hello to Tong Zhennan and Tong Xue, and left in a huff.
"You kid, still shrug your shoulders?" Tong Zhennan saw that Wu Wei was still pretending, shrugging his shoulders and looking wronged, and couldn't help laughing: "I think it's also your ghost, what am I doing?
Tong Xue couldn't laugh anymore, and couldn't help but pinch Wu Wei's face.
Wu Wei was already pretending, but he was even more grinning when he was pinched, and Tong Zhennan laughed even more, stretched out his hand to gesture at Wu Wei, and walked over with a smile: "Go home another day!"
"Oh!" Wu Wei also agreed, and waited for Tong Zhennan to walk away before saying to Tong Xue: "Don't go, go and drive away once!"
"Don't talk so much nonsense, who drove you away?" Tong Xue was still laughing at this time, and her little hand also took Wu Wei's hand, pinched Wu Wei's hand and said, "Come in, what are you doing here?
"That's not me making trouble at all!" Wu Wei followed in with a smile: "Your boyfriend is here, I apologized and moved the chair, and sent it out to open the door for others, is this not okay?"
"You're going to die!" Tong Xue giggled and said, "What happened?"
"I miss you, look at you!" Wu Wei saw Tong Xue sitting in his place, so he leaned over and leaned over to hold the table with one hand, and gently hugged Tong Xue's willow shoulder with the other and laughed: "I didn't expect to meet the director of laying eggs." ”
"I couldn't laugh just now, I pinched you in front of my father, something is wrong!" Tong Xue hurriedly gently pulled Wu Wei's hand down: "Don't make trouble, how bad is it to be seen?"
"What's the matter? Director Han said it well, the police officer won't have a boyfriend?" Wu Wei laughed and teased: "Besides, didn't you just say that your boyfriend opened a pawn shop?"
"Isn't that to get rid of his entanglement? It's not serious!" Tong Xue really blushed, she hadn't admitted that any boy was her boyfriend, so she hurriedly said: "Don't be so thick-skinned, let's be serious, it's really time for you to come, why are you here?"
"I really reported it. Wu Wei also sat on the sofa, and said with a smile: "Help you solve a big case tonight, a big case of robbing a jewelry store!"
"Really?" Tong Xue suddenly became interested: "This is a vicious case! Where did you know?"
"Just follow me!" Wu Wei said with a smile: "I'll invite you to dinner first, and then we will work together inside and outside, and we will definitely help you solve the case." ”
"That's okay!" Tong Xue immediately stood up, if someone else said this, Tong Xue would not believe it, it would be difficult to say it on Wu Wei, it was really not the first time, so he said: "Then sister, please do it, let's go." ”
Wu Wei followed behind and went downstairs, this matter had been thought about a long time ago, and when he couldn't move the jewelry in, let Tong Xue see it, and after eating for a while, it was completely dark, so go back directly.
When Tong Xue was looking for a car, Wu Wei called Jiang Man's beauty, and when it was dark for a while, he directly got the jewelry through the side door and put it in the hall, and he also had the key.
Jiang Man also promised Wu Wei, knowing what was going on in this matter, and hating Sun Lianbo, so he naturally agreed.
At this time, Tong Xue's beautiful woman's car also drove over, Wu Wei got into the car, drove out of the compound directly, and parked in front of the restaurant opposite.
Wu Wei didn't expect to stop here again, and he was a little dizzy all of a sudden.
"Get out of the car, why are you stunned?" Tong Xue couldn't help giggling when she saw Wu Wei's helpless look, and her little hand came over and pinched Wu Wei again: "Although the place is still this place, my sister brought the money today!"
Wu Wei also followed with a smile helplessly, although he was pinched, he also felt that this big beauty was not working, and the little hand was also very smooth, as if he had touched it.
Tong Xue still wanted to ask about the case, but Wu Wei didn't say anything, he just talked about the matter to the director who laid the eggs, which made Tong Xue so funny that he couldn't help but giggle, this matter was indeed very funny, not only Tong Xue couldn't help it, but even Tong Zhennan couldn't laugh anymore.
That Director Han also left with his breath held his breath today, and he would not be able to spare Wu Wei if he met him again in the future, but Wu Wei didn't take him in his eyes at all.