Chapter 113: TV Shopping
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"Brother Yang Ji, open your mouth. ”
At this moment, a sweet woman's voice sounded.
Yang Jian instinctively opened his mouth, Lan Lan directly threw a piece of cut apple into Yang Ji's mouth, and asked with a smile, "Is it delicious?" ”
"It's ok. Yang Ji chewed heavily.
"Hehe, Brother Yang Ji, I took a bite just now, do you think this counts as an indirect kiss?" Lan Lan flashed her big eyes and looked at each other innocently.
"Ahem...; …;” Yang Jian sweated violently. I almost didn't choke on an apple. But seeing the innocent appearance of the other party, he couldn't get angry, so he had to knock on the other party's head and say, "Don't think about these messy things all day long!"
Lan Lan grimaced, and then Yifang Gu sat on the other side of Yang Ji, blinking and looking at each other with big eyes.
Yang Wei was a little speechless, with this little girl here, it was not good for him to continue to flirt with Su Bing'er.
Su Bing'er glanced at Yang Jian with some resentment. Sullenly, he picked up the stones on the beach and threw them towards the sea, making a splash.
"Stinky rascal, come quickly! This girl has encountered the biggest crisis since she was born!" Su Xue'er's voice sounded from a distance.
Yang Ji and Su Bing'er looked at each other, stood up one after another, and ran over quickly.
Lan Lan also hurriedly followed.
I saw Su Xue'er crying with a sad face at the moment, sitting on the ground dejectedly.
"What's wrong?" Yang asked.
"What's wrong with you! The sun is going down, and I can't use this solar-powered high-tech oven!" Su Xue'er fluttered her eyes. looked at Yang Ji with teary eyes.
"What should I do then?" Yang Yu looked at it, the sun was indeed setting at this moment, and immediately said, "Why don't we find a food stall and eat something casually?"
If you want to eat food stalls, you can eat them in Jiangcheng, do you have to travel so far?" Su Xue'er pouted and said dissatisfiedly: "You must know that this girl was chased by a killer just now for this barbecue!"
"And what do you want to do?"
"Oh, and this solar-powered high-tech oven can also be electrified. ”
"Sister, this is on the beach, where are you looking for an electrical outlet?" Yang Wei was a little speechless, and really wanted to pry open this little girl's head to see what was in it all day.
"Xue'er, where did you buy this high-tech solar oven?" Su Bing'er asked with a frown.
"It's not a high-tech solar oven, it's a high-tech solar oven!" Su Xue'er corrected, and then continued: "I bought it on TV shopping! The original price is 9,998, and there is a big discount for a limited time, only 998, and there are only 10 in the country! Ordinary people can't grab it...; …;”
Speaking of this, Su Xue'er became a little proud.
"TV shopping?"
Yang Wei and the three of them looked at each other, and they all opened their mouths wide.
"Why do you all have such expressions?Are you shocked by the speed of this girl's hand after being single for eighteen years?" asked Su Xue'er with wide eyes.
"Big cows. Don't you know that TV shopping is all about deceiving those old grandfathers and grandmothers who have never been out? It's really true that you are brainless, your nutrition must have been absorbed by your breasts!" Lan Lan said confidently.
"Who you say has big breasts, no, who do you say is brainless!" Su Xue'er straightened her chest. continued: "I think you are jealous of this girl's breasts!"
"Cut, you're obviously already a burden, okay! I'm just right, and I'm still bursting Sister Bing'er, Brother Yang definitely doesn't like airports and big cows!" Lan Lan pouted. Unconvinced, he said.
Su Bing'er wanted to cry for a while, is she really so small there? But after looking at it, whether it is Lan Lan or her sister, they have indeed completely exploded her...; …;
"Then I'll give a little bit to my sister, and then our sisters will blow you up together!" Su Xue'er was angry and said openly.
"Gah?!"
Yang Jian and Su Bing'er looked at each other, and sweated profusely one after another, can this thing be shared with others?
"Okay, don't make trouble!" Su Bing'er couldn't stand it anymore, and said, "Let's pick up some branches around here and use them as fuel!"
"Okay. Yang Ji also felt that this proposal was the most reliable.
"Then I'm going to be in a group with Brother Yang Ji!" Lan Lan's eyes were quick, and he hugged one of Yang Ji's arms.
"No! Stinky rascals are either in a group with my sister. Either be in a group with me!" Su Xue'er did not back down, hugged Yang Ji's other arm, and deliberately rubbed it on her chest, saying defiantly.
Feel the softness coming from your arm. Yang Yu almost shot out two lines of nosebleeds, and reluctantly withdrew his hand from the arms of the two women, and then said, "I'm in a group with Xiao Brown!"
"Brother Yang, this little brown doesn't do anything!" Little Brown flashed his big eyes. Said.
"Push it again, I'll roast you later. Yang Yu glared at the other party, ignored Xiao Brown's ghost roar, and directly grabbed the other party's tail and walked out. Lan Lan and Su Xue'er looked at each other.
had to make a grimace at each other, and followed Su Bing'er to find a branch.
After a while, the crowd came over with a large pile of branches.
The funniest thing is that Xiao Brown is also holding a branch in his hand and walking. It's wobbly, and it's very cute.
"Stinky rascal, I want a lighter. Su Xue'er stretched out her hand at Yang Ji.
"I don't have a lighter!"
"Aren't you smoking? How can you not have a lighter?"
"I smoke and don't use a lighter. ”
"Cut!" Su Xue'er rolled her eyes, and just wanted to make a mockery, when she saw a flame appear in Yang Ji's palm, and with a little fingertips, a flame slowly rose.
"Wow, stinky rascal. You are so powerful! Can you teach me this trick? So that I don't need to bring matches for barbecue in the future!" Su Xue'er said expectantly with her big eyes.
"No, I can't. Yang Yi righteously refused, "This is a family heirloom, and I will hand it over to my future wife in the future!"
"Yikes. My sister will be your person sooner or later! They all say that my sister-in-law is half of my brother-in-law's fart valley, so you can teach me!" Su Xue'er flashed her big eyes and looked at Yang Yu pitifully.
"Cher, what nonsense are you talking about! What a half-fart valley is not a half-fart valley! When did I become Yang Ji's person?" Su Bing'er reprimanded angrily: "You like you to marry!"
Su Xue'er pouted and continued: "If I marry, I will marry, this girl said it earlier, and I will follow my sister to marry at that time!
said. Su Xue'er also looked at Lan Lan defiantly.
Lan Lan wanted to cry for a while, although she was very confident in her appearance, but she was a sister, how could she beat the other two sisters?
Thinking of this, Lan Lan had to look at Yang Yu pitifully.
"Don't make a fuss, if you don't start roasting, the sun will really go down. Yang Wei shook his head helplessly, it wasn't that he didn't want to teach Su Xue'er, but he couldn't teach it.
"Xingchen Jue" is only suitable for men to cultivate, and women to cultivate, which will do more harm than good.
Although Su Xueer was still a little unwilling, she didn't continue to say more, and was busy with the barbecue.
Yang Ji took the initiative to take the barbecue and used an iron fork to put it on it, Xiao Brown and Bing'er were responsible for applying the seasoning, and Lan Lan and Su Xue'er were responsible for baking, and they were very busy.
After a while, a faint smell of meat spread on the beach...; …;
Lan Lan took the lead in grilling a prawn and handed it to Yang Ji, "Brother Yang Ji, try it to see if it's delicious, this is a love grilled shrimp made for you by someone!"
"Stinky rascal, eat my love beef. Not to be outdone, Su Xueer raised a string of beef and handed it to Yang Ji.
Yang Ji looked at the grilled shrimp and roast beef in front of him. looked at the two women with burning eyes again, and was speechless for a while, so I had to take it in my hand and chew it carefully.
"Brother Yang, Ben Xiaobrown also wants it. ”
Xiao Brown looked at the beef skewers and grilled shrimp in Yang Ji's hand, and the halazi were almost gone.
"Aren't squirrels vegetarians?" Su Xue'er flashed her big eyes, handed the leaves on the ground to the other party, and said, "I didn't buy vegetables, so you can make do with this!"
Xiao Brown took the leaves handed by Su Xue'er, and wanted to cry without tears for a while, as if he had suffered a great grievance.
"Xiao Brown, don't pay attention to Xue'er, I'll give you shrimp. Su Bing'er looked at Xiao Brown's pitiful appearance, and couldn't bear it, so she had to pick up a shrimp, carefully remove the shrimp shell, and hand it to Xiao Brown.
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