Chapter 1731 The wheels of the train are not on the track and have gone astray
Darkseid felt that he shouldn't have asked more, but you see, Ye Fei actually climbed down the pole and asked him to exchange the treasure for the broken axe.
Can this job be done?
This work must not be done, so Darkseid hurriedly diverted the subject.
"Ye Shen, what do you do with the third dish for breakfast?"
Ye Fei smiled, he also knew that Darkseid would not agree, this was deliberately staggering the topic, and he was not reluctant, besides, even if Darkseid changed him, he would not change, after all, it was the system arguing for what he wanted, and it must be a bit of a doorway.
"As I said just now, I made our Chinese Cantonese breakfast, and also mentioned the four kings of Cantonese breakfast, shrimp dumplings, siu mai, barbecued pork buns and egg tarts. ”
"Damn, Ye Shen, do you really want to make barbecued pork buns?" Long Longlong jumped over excitedly and asked.
Ye Fei smiled: "Why are you so excited to make barbecued pork buns?"
"You don't understand, there's a story between me and the barbecued pork bun. ”
“......”
Ye Fei looked at Long Longlong speechlessly, he couldn't figure out what story could be between this goods and the barbecued pork buns, big brother, you are from Xichuan, the barbecued pork buns are from eastern Guangdong Province, these eight poles can't be beaten, why did some stories happen?
"Tell me. ”
Ye Fei said as he took the ingredients outside.
Long Long Long clasped his hands in front of his chest, and then closed his eyes as if to remember something.
"Actually, I used to be married, and my wife also cooks a lot of local food, she used to make me barbecued pork buns to eat, and it is precisely because of this that I also nicknamed her barbecued pork buns, she is a very beautiful woman, and she is also very virtuous, but later ......"
Long Longlong said, Ye Fei and Sloan were all a little dumbfounded, Damn, this bastard's wife is called barbecued pork bun, no wonder this girl is so excited.
"What happened?" asked Yang Ling curiously.
He hates it most when others talk halfway, and it's very comfortable to remember, isn't it?
Long Longlong noticed that there was already a large group of strange-shaped people around him, and he was startled and hurriedly hid behind Ye Fei.
"Damn, who are you, when did you get here?" asked Long Longlong, poking his head out.
Sheep Zero Gang: "......"
Even Ye Fei was speechless, your sister, do you have to carry out the spirit of comic to the end? There are so many big living people, people came over just now, okay? You only found out now?
It's not a question of whether the reflex arc is long or not, it's a problem with your eyesight.
"Ye Shen, who are they?"
Seeing that Yang Ling and a few people all rolled their eyes wildly and did not answer their own questions, Long Long Long asked Ye Fei.
Ye Fei said angrily: "Who else can I be here at this time?" It must be the interstellar guest of the next live broadcast, let me introduce you, this is Yang Ling, this is the Qianmo brothers, this child is little Sauron, this is Sauron's father, this ...... Mr. Wade Wilson, but you can also call him Mr. Mouth Cannon. ”
Long Longlong exposed his head, Ye Fei introduced one and he looked at one, but when he saw the last Mr. Mouth Cannon, Long Longlong was a little incomprehensible.
"Ye Shen, where is his mouth?" asked Long Longlong, pointing at the mouth cannon.
Ye Fei: "Uh~ It's hidden for the time being." ”
"Hide? Can the mouth be hidden?"
"Some people can't, some people can't, like you can't. ”
"I really can't, it's a technical job. ”
"Khan!!"
Ye Fei didn't go down on this issue, he knew that Wade Wilson was a mouth cannon, in fact, Long Long Long was not a good stubble, there were too many such people in the live broadcast room, but the mouth cannon Wilson was the most "outstanding" one.
Seeing that they were all guests, Long Longlong had nothing to be afraid of, in fact, he wasn't so scared just now, but he was a little frightened when he suddenly found that there were so many more people.
Coming out from behind Ye Fei, Long Longlong's eyes never left the face of the mouth cannon, although this face is ugly, but it is even more ugly without a mouth.
"Hmph~"
Seeing that this guy Long Long had been staring at his face, he raised his fist depressedly, and then patted the Tang knife behind his back, which means that if you look at it again, I will give it to you.
Long Long Long hurriedly smiled and stretched out his hand to say hello.
"Hi~"
As a result, I regretted it after I finished it, and the other party couldn't speak without a mouth.
So this guy shrunk his neck, and ran to Ye Fei to watch Ye Fei make barbecued pork buns.
"Ye Shen, do you still listen to my story about barbecued pork buns?" Long Longlong asked on the side when he saw Ye Fei take out pots and pans.
Ye Fei smiled: "If you want to say it, I'll listen to it, and when it comes later." ”
"Oh oh oh, then ...... You also know, my work is often run from south to north, where there is a baby I will run, this is ten days and a half a month, sometimes meet the heart of the baby to stay for two or three months is also a common thing, once I went back after attending a peer seminar in Changzhou, I also bought flowers at the door, just to give my barbecued pork bun a surprise, I did not tell her in advance that I was back, I was very happy to take the elevator to the door, after opening the door I went in, after all, I want to see my daughter-in-law, the result......”
Speaking of this, Long Long Long stopped again, and Ye Fei also paused to look at him.
Yang Ling was anxious and said, "I said brother, can you finish the story in one go?
The mouth cannon raised its fist at Long Long Long again.
Long Longlong was not afraid this time, but gave the mouth cannon a middle finger, despising it, what kind of presence is there here without a mouth?
"The result...... The train went off. Long Long Long sighed and said.
"What do you mean?" asked Sloane this time.
He is from the earth, he can speak Chinese to some extent, and he can also understand what Long Longlong said earlier, which can be summed up as he has a happy family and a beautiful and virtuous wife, and he is a happy man.
But what does it mean that this particular train is offtrack?
"It seems that my Chinese cultural level is still very low, and I can't even understand what people say, so I need to continue to study hard." Sloane said to himself.
And Darkseid was even more confused, what train was off track? Can you not say code words?
The corners of Ye Fei's mouth twitched as he looked at Long Longlong and asked, "Derailed?"
Long Longlong pursed his lips and nodded, "The wheels are not on the track, I went out, I heard the sound of laughter in the restaurant, one was my wife's voice, the other was the voice of a strange man, and when I came to the restaurant, I saw my wife sitting on a strange man's lap eating breakfast." ”
“...... Breakfast on your lap?"
"Well, when I think of that picture, I'm disgusted, woo~~ Ye Shen, I was kicked by someone, and I was still kicked at my house, so in the future, I swore that I would eat barbecued pork buns fiercely if I had the chance. ”
"Uh~ No, what kind of brain circuit are you? Your barbecued pork bun kicked you, shouldn't you be cruel to her, right?
"You don't understand, I just want to eat her fiercely, every barbecued pork bun is her, and I want to eat her to complete destruction. ”
"Holy. ”
Ye Fei looked down at the ingredients he had prepared for the barbecued pork bun, he was thinking about whether to make this barbecued pork bun, there is a sworn enemy of the barbecued pork bun in front of him, what should I do if something goes wrong after a while?
"Are you sure you're okay now?" Ye Fei asked cautiously.
Long Longlong wiped his eyes and said, "No problem, I've seen it now, in fact, I'm also responsible for the matter, if I wasn't so handsome, she would definitely not leave me." ”
“......”
In a word, everyone is in the circle again,, is it okay to have a face? You see that you are still handsome like this ghost? Do you have any misunderstanding of the word handsome?
"Every time I go out for so long, she must think that I have found someone else outside to take care of the family, and this is off the rails, hey~ Ye Shen, it's really not my fault that I'm handsome, my parents gave me my appearance, what can I do? I'm also helpless, she misunderstood me, I was so miserable during that time. ”
Ye Fei looked up at the ceiling speechlessly, he really hoped that a piece of cement could fall from the ceiling now, and directly smash this bastard to death, your sister, are you still narcissistic? Don't you know the real reason? You go for the shortest ten days and half a month, and it will be a long few months, not to mention your wife, if I am also off the rails, this is no longer a question of whether you have a woman outside, this is especially empty, lonely and cold.
"Hey~ Don't be sad, just eat a few more barbecued pork buns for a while, and put all your dissatisfaction in the barbecued pork buns. Ye Fei comforted.
Long Longlong nodded, suddenly wiped his mouth, stared at Ye Fei's ingredients with bright eyes, and said, "Ye Shen, the three corners of the barbecued pork bun, why?"
Ye Fei: "......."
Your sister, your head is really not something that ordinary people can deal with, and the transformation is too fast, it was uncomfortable just now, and this time I am happy?
"The barbecued pork bun has three horns, but it can't be said to be three corners, it is cracked in the steaming process, just like flowering steamed buns, this is because when making barbecued pork buns, we need to use an ingredient called stinky powder. ”
"What?"
This time it was almost asked by several people on the scene (except for the mouth cannon).
There's no way, everyone knows that Ye Fei's food is fragrant, but he didn't expect to use stinky powder, what is stinky powder?
"Stinky powder is actually just a bulking agent, this thing is also called ammonia bicarbonate, the reason why it is called stinky powder is because ammonia bicarbonate is heated and ammonia is produced, and the taste of ammonia is stinky, so it is called stinky powder, which is a bulking agent used in many foods, fritters, walnut crisp, etc., but it is a chemical after all, so we try not to use it, but use hair powder to replace it, that is, baking powder, that, that's it. ”
As he spoke, Ye Fei picked up a small bag, which contained half a bag of snow-white powder.
"Okay, let's start, although we all got up early, but we tossed for a while just now, and I won't be able to eat breakfast at dawn if I continue to do so. ”
After taking a large basin, Ye Fei took a jar from the side, opened the mouth and poured some sticky batter-like stuff into the basin.
"What is this?" Sloane asked.
As a result, Ye Fei hadn't spoken yet, and Long Long Long had spoken.
"Noodles are fat, also known as old noodles, and she used to use this thing when she used to make barbecued pork buns...... Woo~~ I'm sad again. ”
As he spoke, Long Long covered his face and almost squatted on the ground and cried.
Ye Fei is angry and funny, who told you to say it? No one forced you to say it, a big man, you cry wool?
"That's right, it's flour fat, I've used this thing in my live broadcasts before. ”
"You said that the flour fat I know, I seem to have used it when I made mandarin duck rolls in one issue. ”
"Yes, you remember very well, the main reason for using old noodles in the barbecued pork buns is to ensure the softness of the barbecued pork buns. ”
Putting the old noodles in the basin, Ye Fei took another bottle, poured out some white sugar from it, and finally added some baking powder to it, and then began to knead.
"White sugar is added to the flour of this dish?" Sloane curious.
The dragon dragon jumped out again.
"Ye Shen makes barbecued pork buns, barbecued pork buns belong to the boutique in Cantonese cuisine, Cantonese cuisine is light and sweet as the main theme, of course, sugar must be added, my barbecued pork buns used to ...... Woo~~ uncomfortable. ”
Ye Fei really wants to kick this goods away, you are uncomfortable, you keep honking endlessly, tell me that you didn't bring it on yourself?
He's right. Ye Fei pointed to Long Longlong, who was covering his face, and said with a smile.
That's right, Ye Fei just smiled, he felt that Longlonglong was a Taiji product.
The old noodles in the basin, white sugar and baking powder were kneaded by Ye Fei all the time, and they were kneaded for five or six minutes, but the old noodles were still soft and did not form at all.
"Ye Shen, why can't you knead it?" Yang Ling walked over and asked.
He had also watched Ye Fei's previous live broadcast video, and knew that this thing would become a piece after kneading it for a while, but how could it be kneaded for a long time.
"I didn't say that I wanted to form it, the main thing was to let the sugar melt in the old noodles, and it would take a while, and wait until the surface of the old noodles appeared shiny and the white sugar particles could not be touched by my hands. ”
After a while, everyone found that the old noodles that Ye Fei kneaded were obviously different from just now, the surface was dull just now, but now there was a layer of bright luster.
It was only at this time that Ye Fei began to add a little baking powder to it again, and also added a large amount of flour to it, and began to knead it vigorously.
Not long after, the noodles were kneaded and put aside to wake up, and the filling of the barbecued pork bun began.
The reason why barbecued pork buns are called barbecued pork buns is because its filling is mainly barbecued pork, and then mixed with the thickened sauce and wrapped in the barbecued pork buns.
Ye Fei was also lazy when he made barbecued pork buns, he didn't make barbecued pork, after all, it was too time-consuming, but he bought it directly from the system, and all he had to do was thicken the sauce.
This is a very important part of the barbecued pork bun, although the barbecued pork is indispensable for the barbecued pork, but only when the meat is too dry, the juice and aroma of the barbecued pork can be brought out after adding the sauce, so as to make the barbecued pork taste more sweet and delicious.
The indispensable sauce is scallion oil.
Ye Fei first cut a green onion into shredded green onions, then cut two slices of ginger, put an appropriate amount of oil in the wok, and then put the shredded green onions and ginger slices in it and began to fry.
After the scallion oil is stir-fried, strain off the shredded green onion and ginger slices, leaving a little base oil in the pan.
Take out two bowls, add an appropriate amount of cool white to each bowl, then add a mixture of corn flour and cornstarch to one bowl, and gently stir it with chopsticks until it becomes a milky white juice like milk.
The other bowl has more stuff in it.
Dark soy sauce, sweet noodle sauce, oil, a little refined salt, monosodium glutamate and white sugar, etc.
After adding, mix into a sauce-red juice.
Bring the heat to the pan and pour in the red sauce juice, followed by the juice from the cornstarch and corn flour......