Chapter 12: The Cow Didn't Die (I)
After making up his mind, Xu Chen glanced at Tian Wuwa.
I saw that he was holding a homework book and a pencil commonly used by elementary school students in his hand, writing and drawing, and talking to a middle-aged man with a vicissitudes of life, gray hair on his temples, and a pair of thick glasses on the bridge of his nose.
He coughed a few times, cleared his throat, took a few deep breaths, and brewed his feelings. Then, suddenly, when he looked up, he laughed without hesitation.
Because the distance between the two was not very far, Xu Chen's sudden crazy laughter frightened Tian Wuwa into a tremble, and the pen in his hand fell to the ground.
And the middle-aged man who was so impressed by his divine calculation that he nodded frequently was even more unprepared. "Ahh
"You're sick, aren't you?"
Tian Wuwa turned her head, saw that it was Xu Chen laughing, yelled at him, and hurriedly got up to pull the middle-aged customer who had been so frightened that his face was pale and he was holding his chest and humming. While fluttering the dust behind his buttocks, he stared at Xu Chen with big eyes and roared:
"Nervous, you, crazy? Look at how scared this comrade of the other people? I want to die and get away from Lao Tzu!
After scolding this, Tian Wuwa hurriedly helped the middle-aged man to sit on the maza, with a smile on his face, busy making amends to others.
"Comrade, I'm really sorry. This man has a problem, ignore him! He is insane, no one asks him to make a hexagram in the morning, and he has not made a single deal, and he is crazy!"
"Hmph, I'm crazy!?"
As soon as Tian Wuwa's words fell, Xu Chen snorted, his face was solemn, he squinted at him, and said sharply: "I think you are crazy......! Do you want more, huh?"
"What scalpers!?"
Tian Wuwa was stunned for a moment, and didn't react to what Xu Chen meant by this.
Seeing that he was too pretty, and people didn't understand what he was talking about, Xu Chen was anxious, and hurriedly added: "White flowers on a yellow background, there is a pinch of white hair on the head, and it was lost at nine o'clock in the morning the day before yesterday, is this ...... Not your cow. Huh?"
"White flowers on a yellow background?"
This time the information was accurate and complete enough, Tian Wuwa was stunned when he heard it! He couldn't care about the middle-aged customer anymore, and suddenly stood up.
He asked angrily, "How do you know? What the hell are you doing? How can you figure it out so clearly when my family loses a cow?"
As soon as he rolled up his sleeves, he was about to rush up.
"Jiao, I even suspect that I stole it! This reaction is different from what I thought!"
Xu Chen's face froze, a little confused.
But instead of rushing to explain who stole it, he raised his hand and suddenly closed his eyes. Then, pinching his fingers, he pretended to be a word in his mouth, and after a while, he suddenly opened his eyes, still looking at Tian Wuwa with that look at everything with that look at everything and extremely disdainful, and asked:
"I said Tian Wuwa, you said that you are forty-one years old, when will you be able to open your mind......? Don't you have a brain? Ahem, I did the math just now, your cow... Three-and-a-half!"
"Three, three-and-a-half?"
Tian Wuwa watched Xu Chen make a few simple calculations, and suddenly reported his name, age, and even the age of the cow, and was dumbfounded!
"Is there really such a powerful person in this world? Isn't this a living immortal!" Tian Wuwa was shocked in her heart and secretly exclaimed.
At the moment, his heart tightened, and he no longer dared to be presumptuous with Xu Chen.
He looked at Xu Chen like a monster, and was stunned for a long time before he opened his mouth, and was about to say something, but suddenly stopped talking.
Then, he simply put aside the middle-aged customer, walked quickly to Xu Chen, pointed to the small maza prepared for the customer in front of the stall, and asked softly, "Can I sit here?"
Xu Chen's first customer today came to the door so absurdly.
In the face of Tian Wuwa's inquiry, Xu Chen did not nod or say a word. The state of expression is still the same as before, indifferent but empty-eyed.
Seeing this, Tian Wuwa hesitated, tentatively pulled over Xiao Mazha, and sat on it honestly. looked at Xu Chen, who was sitting opposite him, and asked softly, "Brother, did you calculate all those things just now?"
As before, Xu Chen still didn't answer his question directly, but once again, he threw out a message in a daze: "Niu, it's still alive! If you don't save it, it's too late!"
"Ahh
As soon as she heard this, Tian Wuwa couldn't sit still.
Hurriedly said: "The day before yesterday, I calculated it myself, and the hexagram shows that the cow is long gone! It seems that my Taoism is still shallow! Brother, oh no, master, please calculate for me where my cow is now!"
As he spoke, he threw his hand at Xu Chen again and again, "I'm almost distressed to death." I can't make any money in two months!"
At this time, because Xu Chen's crazy laughter just now was too attention-grabbing, and Tian Wuwa's thunderous voice was too shocking, at this time, under the root of the big wall, on the east and west sides of Xu Chen, those gentlemen and customers who were "seeking immortals" also looked at this side.
Even, after hearing the content of the words of the two, a few people had already gathered around curiously.
At this time, in front of Xu Chen's stall, in addition to Tian Wuwa, there were no less than seven or eight people around.
Most of these people are customers who are ready to "seek immortals" and passers-by. As for those gentlemen, since their peers were enemies, although they had long been attracted by what was happening in front of them and had no intention of soliciting business, they were all tense, and they were all closely watching the development of the situation, and did not move half a step out of their stalls.
It's a great time to make a name for yourself.
Xu Chen immediately decided to help Tian Wuwa find cattle in order to take the opportunity to start his popularity.
After thinking about the wording, Xu Chen looked at Tian Wuwa and said, "Look at your face...... In my previous life, I had a little unfinished fate. Ahem, of course, I mean the fate of the neighborhood or the township party, don't get me wrong. ”
I wanted to pretend to be more profound, but I didn't expect that my mouth was bald, but the sentence "The two have an unfinished fate" came out.
When he said this, when he saw Tian Wuwa holding his angular hairy face, his eyes focused and staring straight at him, Xu Chen's heart trembled, and he was cold from the back of his tail to the neck stalk, and he had goosebumps all over his body.
Fortunately, the reaction was fast, and I quickly added an explanation.
After choking a few times, Xu Chen continued: "That's it, for the sake of you and me, then I'll ...... I'll give you a math of the cow's whereabouts. ”
As he spoke, Xu Chen slowly picked up the compass on the red cloth under the curious gaze of everyone in Tian Wuwa's incessant thanks. Then, the pretending to turn left and right, and shine to the east and to the west.
Every time he moved, he whetted everyone's appetite and attracted everyone's attention to chase him around.
That action, that expression, is almost like holding a small dried fish, teasing a group of hungry kittens.