Why do you want to teach Chinese?

Well, Professor Ye looked approvingly at the classmate who asked this question.

Good question!

It's really good!

Why did Lao Tzu come to teach Chinese, don't you have a little pressure in your heart?

Isn't it because I scolded the five professors in your department and ran away, and there are no teachers in class, so I came to top the bag!

Of course, Ye Feng thought so in his heart, but he wouldn't say that.

"I know a lot of people think I'm a mathematician. Ye Feng stared at this classmate and said in a deep voice: "But in fact, in my eyes, there is no distinction between literature and science, because I can't tell what mathematics is and what literature is! ”

Listening to Ye Feng's magnetic voice and looking at his dark and deep appearance, everyone in the classroom was stunned by Ye Feng's sudden seriousness.

Even President Wu and Dean Zhao couldn't help but sit up straight, looking at Ye Feng with a shocked spirit.

Can't tell the difference between math and literature?

Philosophy?

Literature and science are all philosophies at the end?

This is the first time everyone has heard of this theory.

Could it be that Professor Ye's realm has reached this point?

Hundreds of pairs of curious eyes revealed thoughtfulness, staring directly at Ye Feng.

If Ye Feng's humor and humor at the beginning narrowed the distance between him and the students, then the current unfathomable is to establish his own tall image.

As a teacher, you should not only be a friend of your students, but also a star that students can't touch. Only in this way will they think of you as a friend when they fall and need help, and only then will they look up to you as a star when they are confused and need guidance.

In the classroom, the students and teachers all looked at Ye Feng on the podium seriously, and everyone was waiting for Ye Feng to explain. Explain why the end is all philosophy!

Ye Feng, who was on the podium, saw that the audience suddenly became quiet, and after a while, he popped out a sentence in a little confusion: "Are you okay? ”

Principal Wu: "......"

Dean Zhao: "......"

The professors and students were speechless.

Your second uncle!

Everyone almost didn't hold back their internal injuries, and they almost vomited blood!

You're so profound, but you just said a word and disappeared?

Even the queen, who was watching the live broadcast with her mobile phone, was speechless, and couldn't help but hold her forehead. This guy is still so unreliable.

"Ahem, okay, let's go ahead and ask questions. Principal Wu turned around and said a word, although he was quite speechless to Ye Feng, but at this time he still stood up and pressed Ye Feng on the field.

As soon as Principal Wu spoke, the atmosphere in the classroom suddenly became lively.

At this time, a male classmate sitting in the middle with pigtails "stood up without ordering".

As soon as this student stood up, the classmates in the classroom all "shouted".

"This guy is going to make trouble again!" Su Ling pouted and frowned at the boy, muttering, "If he dares to embarrass my brother-in-law, I won't be done with him!"

There were also classmates next to him who were whispering.

"There's a lot of excitement to see. ”

"Hehe, Professor Ye is going to be difficult. ”

"Senior Dou Niwan's name is not just talking. ”

"I hope Senior Dou will be merciful, last time he cried a new female teacher. ”

"Forget about others, if he dares to embarrass Professor Ye, do you think President Wu can let him go?"

At this time, Principal Wu and Dean Zhao also turned around and glanced at him, both of these students knew each other, they were well-known thorns in the school, they always liked to find trouble, and they were good at studying, and the school had nothing to do with him.

After the boy stood up, he asked with a smile: "Professor Ye, you just said that whether it is science or literature, it is philosophy in the end, so you must also be very interested in philosophy?"

Ye Feng also saw that this kid was a dishonest master, and he probably wanted to give him a little foreign appearance. However, Ye Feng was not afraid, he just smiled, "A little research." ”

Senior Dou suddenly said: "Okay, then I'll dare to ask you a philosophical question." ”

"Well, you say. Ye Feng nodded.

"We all know that God is omnipotent, so can God create a stone that He can't move on His own?"

When everyone heard this, they were speechless.

What's the problem?

Isn't this the famous philosophical paradox of God?

I know it's a paradox, it's a question that can't be answered.

Ask Professor Ye this kind of question, and if he can answer it, then there is a ghost!

Principal Wu, Zhao Huangming, and several teachers in the department also frowned, sure enough, it was a thorn, didn't this deliberately make Ye Feng ugly?

After Su Ning on the other end of the phone heard this question, she also frowned, how could she feel that this student was so annoying?

Senior Dou Niwan said as if explaining: "I'm not asking nonsense, although this is a paradox, but isn't philosophy like this? Even if it is a paradox, everyone will have their own opinions, I just want to know the understanding of Professor Ye's paradox." ”

However, Ye Feng didn't care much, but instead smiled and asked a question that couldn't be beaten, "Do you have a girlfriend?"

Well?

As soon as Ye Feng's words came out, everyone was stunned.

What does this mean?

But Ye Feng didn't care, just looked at this classmate with a smile.

"Uh. Senior Dou was also a little confused, but he still said truthfully: "Yes." ”

"Are you here?" Ye Feng asked again.

Senior Dou nodded and looked at the girl sitting next to him.

Although his girlfriend is not from the Chinese department, in order to accompany him, she came to class with him.

Ye Feng nodded and asked with a smile, "Do you think you love your girlfriend?"

Senior Dou tugged at the corners of his mouth, a little stunned by Ye Feng's question, what do you mean by asking this thing, big brother?

However, Senior Dou still nodded, "Love! special love!". Senior Dou is also a big brother, in front of so many classmates and so many school teachers, he said it so boldly, and it has to be admired. The girlfriend's little face was red with shame.

"Then does your girlfriend love you?" Ye Feng asked again.

At this time, Senior Dou looked at his girlfriend, and his girlfriend seemed to really like him, so she also stood up and nodded solemnly.

Looking at this scene, the classmates involuntarily twitched the corners of their mouths, why does this feel like they are married?

Has Professor Ye ever worked as a wedding officiant before?

What do you love or not, big brother, what people ask you about is a paradox of God!

What are you talking about?

Ignoring the strange gazes of the crowd, Ye Feng nodded at the two of them with satisfaction, and said, "In this way, before answering your question, can I ask your girlfriend three questions?"

Senior Dou frowned, didn't answer, just looked at his girlfriend.

"Yes!" his girlfriend was so atmospheric that she blurted out without much thought.

"That Professor Ye, you can't ask about people's privacy!" Senior Dou hurriedly added.

Ye Feng smiled slightly, "No problem." ”

Senior Dou still looked at Ye Feng with a little doubt, and finally his girlfriend said, "Okay, then you can ask, as long as it doesn't be a paradox anymore." ”

"Hehe, you two rest assured, the question I asked you definitely has a clear answer, it just depends on how you answer. Ye Feng looked at them and smiled: "My first question is: For the second and third questions I am about to ask, can you answer them with just 'can' or 'can't'?"

The girlfriend said with a relaxed face, "Yes." ”

Ye Feng smiled, "My second question is, can your answer to my third question be consistent with the answer to the second question?"

After Ye Feng finished speaking, his girlfriend frowned and thought for a while before saying, "Yes." ”

"Listen, my third question is ......"

"Can you be my girlfriend?" Ye Fengfeng asked this last question lightly.

After hearing this question, Senior Dou and his girlfriend were dumbfounded, and almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood!

Senior Dou hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, no, no, our second question is no! Yes, just can't!"

"Oh?" Ye Feng said with interest: "Yes, can it be changed to can't?" Okay, then my third question is still this, can you change your girlfriend?" Ye Feng looked at Senior Dou's girlfriend with a smile.

Senior Dou suddenly rushed to shout: "Can't!"

"Huh"

Ye Feng smiled and said, "That's not right, right? You can't answer the second question, why is the answer to the third question the same as the second?"

Senior Dou is not a fool, after listening to Ye Feng's words, he instantly reacted to what was going on.

your second uncle!

I'll give you a lung!

Don't be so lacking in virtue!

It's too lacking in morality!

There's no way to answer that question!

No matter what you answer, the end result is the same!

When the surrounding students heard this, they all laughed.

"Hahahaha!

"Professor Ye is invincible in these three questions!

"This routine is amazing!"

"No, I'll confess this problem in a while! If I don't succeed, I'll eat live broadcast!"

"What is Professor Ye's brain, can he think of such a question?"

"Master! Professor Ye looks at him, he's a master of flirting with girls!"

"It's so handsome! Professor Ye is not only handsome, but also has such a high IQ, ahh

Principal Wu smiled.

Even Zhao Huangming, who had an opinion on Ye Feng, couldn't help but laugh.

Ye Feng's three questions are indeed gods, and the use of philosophical sophistry is so wonderful that they have to admire.

This Professor Ye Fengye is indeed a super genius that ordinary people can't reach!

This ability to react and think critically is something that these people can't catch up with in their lifetime.

The sister-in-law in the classroom laughed and trembled, and the mobile phone in her hand was unstable, causing the queen to look at it swayingly, but at this time, the queen couldn't help laughing.

"This guy has such a long brain, he can even think of this kind of problem. Su Ningqiao's face was red with laughter, and her beautiful eyes flashed with joy.

In the classroom, Senior Dou's face turned red, he originally wanted Ye Feng to not be able to get off the stage, but he was so embarrassed that his girlfriend was almost poached by Ye Feng. He looked depressed and sat down gloomily, but he was convinced by Ye Feng now, Professor Ye is really capable!

Ye Feng said with a smile, "It's just a joke for everyone, don't worry about this classmate, we are married people who can even play soy sauce for children." The main reason for being a teacher is to worry about you, so you should know how to confess by now, right?"

"Got it!"

"Thank you, Professor Ye!"

"Professor Ye, you are kind to me!"

"If I had met Professor Ye a few days earlier, I might have succeeded in confessing!"

After Ye Feng finished speaking, the students below immediately laughed and coaxed, followed by an extremely warm applause.

After the applause gradually stopped, Ye Feng asked again, "Is there any more questions?"

Suddenly, countless students below volunteered to raise their hands.

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