Chapter 31: The New Journey of the Imperial Commander (1)
The next day, the General's Mansion ushered in a group of people from the "Liang Zhengzheng Bao" who were dressed seriously and looked more serious.
A middle-aged wind collector with a wide face and a high forehead and a goatee, with his subordinates as the master bookkeeper and recorder, appeared in front of Li Qiu.
In order to redeem his bad image in the eyes of the civilians of Daliang City, Li Qiu deliberately changed into a majestic robe and warmly entertained everyone in the banquet hall, and Li Qiu also specially ordered the old housekeeper to take out the top tea leaves treasured in the mansion.
The maidservants made tea for everyone, and for a while, the hall was filled with the fragrance of tea, and Li Qiu's face was full of sincere and sincere smirks.
The wind collector leaned back on the sandalwood chair, his body was obliquely sideways, he covered his face with long sleeves and took a sip of tea, while savoring the comfort of the tea leaves in his chest, he put down the teacup and said to Li Qiu slowly: "It's better to be famous than to meet, General Yangwei is really a talent, heroic and extraordinary, worthy of the pride of my Dongzhou country." ”
"Hahaha...... I can't talk about pride, I still have a lot to improve, but Your Excellency is really discerning, I guess you must be the best among my Dongzhou Country officials. When Li Qiu saw that the wind collector came up and launched the rainbow fart skill against him, he couldn't help but feel a dark feeling in his heart, and Li Qiu's favorability towards the wind collector instantly doubled.
The wind collector let out a long sigh, but there was a trace of imperceptible coldness in his eyes, he glanced at Li Qiu playfully, and then turned his face to the recorders on the side and ordered: "Write it down carefully for me, the young general is young and frivolous, and he loves to listen to praise." ”
Li Qiu: "....... ”
Li Qiu was speechless for a while, he felt that the wind collector seemed to have a sudden change in his painting style, and no matter what Li Qiu thought, what he said didn't seem to be very serious.
The wind collector showed a kind smile, he signaled Li Qiu not to care about the details, and continued to ask: "I heard that the young general, you just arrived at the Changzhi City military camp to take up your post, and you reported to the military department to increase the army quota of 1,000 soldiers for yourself, why are you in such a hurry to expand the command ceiling." ”
Li Qiu thought about it very seriously this time before replying in the most sincere tone: "Hmm...... In fact, about the expansion of the army, the main reason is that I found that the troops stationed at the border in Changzhi City are seriously insufficient, and it is very difficult to exterminate the Shadow Thieves in one fell swoop, so I thought about adding more troops in the local area to train an invincible elite army, which can be regarded as my modest contribution to the empire. ”
The wind collector nodded thoughtfully, and ordered in a deep tone: "You have recorded that the young general has no courage and no strategy, and the border battles all rely on the desperate efforts of his junior brothers. ”
Li Qiu: "....... ”
How can he rely on his little brother to work hard, if he Li Qiu really counted on those little brothers under his subordinates, he would have died 108,000 times, Li Qiu breathed a sigh of relief, and suppressed his desire to complain.
Li Qiu thought about it, didn't the old housekeeper say that this newspaper was very serious, how could this wind collector use his younger brother to describe the soldiers under him, Li Qiu had a faint bad premonition.
There was still a kind smile on the face of the wind collector, and he once again signaled Li Qiu's peace of mind, and then asked: "The leader of the Shadow Bandit Troupe, Tuoba Ji, was able to escape from the Great General ten years ago, and after running to the Great Wasteland, he repeatedly defeated the defenders of Changzhi City, why was Tuoba Ji easily defeated by you without fighting back in front of you this time, and without even making a fierce resistance?" ”
Li Qiu has nothing to say, this is his father's daughter-in-law's old yin and yang weird style collector...... How did the old perverted Tuoba Jie become a weak chicken with no power to fight back in his mouth, if he wasn't lucky enough in Li Qiu, and Tuoba Jie had an unpleasant ambition that would not be big, he was afraid that he would have been made an adult by Tuoba Jie and put it for the bandits to visit.
Thinking of this, Li Qiu was really a little dissatisfied in his heart, and he retorted loudly: "You are not at the scene, how do you know how dangerous the situation was at that time, let me tell you, if it weren't for my extraordinary bravery and Tuoba Ji fighting for three hundred rounds, and finally taking advantage of his rashness and pride, I killed him by luck, do you think this thing is easy to do." ”
The wind collector can reverse black and white, and he Li Qiu can naturally make up nonsense, anyway, no one was there at the time, could it be that they can still resurrect Tuoba Ji and identify him Li Qiu bragging.
"Hearing you say that, you're super brave. The wind collector said with a strange look.
Li Qiu answered excitedly: "Of course, I ......." ”
The wind collector looked at Li Qiu meaningfully, he directly cut off Li Qiu's words and said: "You carefully write down what the young general said, the bandit leader Tuoba Ji cultivated to be strong, and carried a magnificent magic weapon with him, the young general was defeated and retreated under the onslaught of Tuoba Ji, just when his life was hanging by a thread, fortunately, Her Royal Highness the princess led people to arrive in time, and only used a trick to kill Tuoba Ji in seconds. ”
Li Qiu: "......!!"
Who is he? Where is he? Is he dreaming? Li Qiu looked at the wind collector in a daze, he didn't mention Li Mingyue's name at all, was it because his Li Qiu's head was broken or the wind collector ......was hallucinating.
The wind collector coughed and said casually: "General Yangwei, did you know Her Royal Highness the princess before going to Changzhi City?" ”
Li Qiu didn't intend to hide it, at least not all of it, after all, this kind of thing is too easy to verify, he honestly explained: "I am an ordinary friend with Her Royal Highness the Princess, and I had a relationship with the princess when I was in Daliang City, but we are really familiar with it in Changzhi City, when I met the princess on the street, I ...... it." ”
"Okay, you don't have to go into such detail. The wind collector interrupted Li Qiu again, he pouted and said disdainfully: "It has been recorded that the young general has admired the princess since he was a child, and often created various opportunities to get close to the princess in Daliang City, but he was sternly rejected by Her Royal Highness the princess, but the young general had ill intentions towards Her Royal Highness the princess and never forgot it, until the young general heard that the princess was going to Changzhi City to attack and kill Tuoba Ji, so he took the initiative to apply for transfer to Changzhi City, and almost frightened and dragged down Her Royal Highness the princess. ”
If Li Qiu wasn't sitting upright in the General's Mansion, he almost felt that he was listening to someone else's adventure story.
"Well, it's now, hurry up and draw me the look of remorse and guilt of the major general. The official instructed the master bookkeeper to take out a pen and paper to paint on the spot, and said that Liqiu's portrait full of self-reproach would be published on the front page of "Daliang Zhengzheng Bao" together with the content of this interview.
Li Qiu was so angry that he couldn't bear it, and the wind collector openly made up stories in front of him, what the hell, couldn't they feel the overlord aura emanating from his Li Qiu, they weren't afraid of him at all, it was really unreasonable!
"You...... You....... Li Qiu Huoran stood up and pointed at the wind collector with his finger, for a while he didn't know what to say in order to perfectly express the anger in his heart.
"Don't worry, Major General, I understand, I understand what you mean...... The officer calmly continued to instruct: "Remember, the young general stammers and is not good at talking, according to my officer's many years of experience, I suspect that the major general has a stuttering problem. ”
I gan your whole family is a loyal stutter, you yin and yang weird old brother, Li Qiu was furious.
"You get out of here, you all get out of here. Li Qiu grabbed the teacup on the table and slammed it on the ground, splashing a lot of debris, if it wasn't for Li Qiu's lack of strength to lift the table, he would have performed a crow to lift the table on the spot.
The collector snapped his fingers, and the recorders got up to say goodbye to Li Qiu.
Li Qiu glared at them viciously.
The wind collector kept a kind smile while walking towards the door, he said as he walked: "You all remember to make up this paragraph again when you go back, the young general was angry and ambushed the hundred and tenth generals in the mansion, and used the cup as the number, wanting to threaten everyone to delete the interview content with our lives, but we were upright and unwilling to succumb to the young general's obscenity, he was shocked by our fearless spirit, and the young general had no choice but to let us leave the general's mansion. ”
Groove ...... Li Qiu simply listened to a wonderful storytelling, and the protagonist was still played by himself for free.
Li Qiu was angry that the first Buddha ascended to heaven, and the second Buddha was born, and he strode out of the door to beat up the wind collector, but fortunately, the old housekeeper and the servants desperately stopped Li Qiu.
The wind collector smiled proudly and said loudly: "We are non-staff personnel of the Ministry of Officials, although we have no official position at present, but we are not just able to fight if you want to. ”
You dare to be so arrogant as a supernumerary, Li Qiu is even more furious, if he doesn't clean up the wind collector today, he will ...... Li Zi.
Seeing Li Qiu's violent, the old housekeeper hurriedly whispered in Li Qiu's ear: "Young master, we are not good to offend the officials, the nephew and nephew of your distant third uncle, grandmother, aunt, and sister-in-law are still counting on the officials to send an official position this year, for the sake of everyone, you have to be patient...... Patience. ”
"......!!!" Li Qiu's house was speechless, and there was nothing to say.
With the toss of "Daliang Zhengzheng Bao", the popularity of Her Royal Highness the princess instantly exploded among the civilians of Daliang City, and countless women took the princess as their idol, dreaming of becoming a heroine like her who kills decisively and eliminates harm for the people. They all want to master a magical fist to hammer all the evildoers in the other world, and save a timid and helpless imperial general who is used as a spare tire for 10,000 years to write their female legend.
The rotten egg fighters of the Princess Protection Alliance are even more macho men crying and full of emotion.
In the happy ending of everyone's happiness, only the imperial house Li Qiu silently endured everything. Li Qiu's already terrible image and unfallable reputation in the hearts of the civilians of Daliang City, this time it can be regarded as a complete capsizing, or the kind where the whole ship sank and then pressed a thousand catties of boulders, and it sank very completely.
Even Li Pojun, who had praised Li Qiu just more than a month ago, rarely sent back the letter again, and the style in the letter was as concise as ever, and every word was golden, but this time the style changed in seconds.
"Wu'er Liqiu, Sand Sculpture" was also accompanied by a carving with his head down and feet buried in the sand without moving, which made Li Qiu really feel the second crit blow from Li Pojun that he turned into a sand sculpture.
What made Li Qiu even more angry was that the Ministry of War also sent someone to take back the medal of the young general that had been awarded to him before and was specially certified by the imperial royal family.
Li Qiu, who was full of anger and had nowhere to vent, thought that it was the old housekeeper who pleaded him to accept an interview with "Daliang Zhengzheng Bao", and he mixed the strong pill in the wine that night to trick the old housekeeper into drinking it.