Little Lori howled with her little boyfriend on the phone for half a minute, when the mother finally couldn't stand it, she grabbed the phone and told Lin Miao that Luo Li's combat range had broken through the class limit, and when she got up to walk the cat at 6 o'clock this morning, she actually the third-grade brother of the neighbor next door, and kicked it to the root of someone's life, fortunately, she went to the hospital to see that it was fine, otherwise it would not be enough to compensate Luo Li to others as a child daughter-in-law. Lin Miao was furious when she heard this, and roared in her heart that she dared to beat my daughter-in-law's idea to death, and then opened her mouth and asked three times in a fierce manner: "Can cats also walk, do they wear collars like dogs, and don't resist at all?"

Qin Wanqiu's eyes on the other end of the phone were all asked straight by Lin Miao.

Is that the point?!

Qin Wanqiu, who was speechless, felt that she couldn't keep up with Lin Miao's god-like thinking, so she had no choice but to return the phone to Luo Li, Lin Miao took the phone and coaxed her daughter to coax Xiao Loli for ten minutes, and when her mood stabilized, she earnestly instructed: "Lily, you can't fight with people casually in the future, what should you do if you hurt yourself, you have to fight and wait for me to pass, let's fight together, I have prepared the nunchucks for you, when the time comes, you will be a meat shield, I will output, see my little Li Guanglin handsome in a hundred steps through Yang blood wash in Sijiu City." ”

Luo Li was on the other end of the phone, but he didn't understand it anyway, so Lin Miao was talking about it casually.

"I may have to go to the capital to record a small show in a few months, and at the latest in November, when I will go to see you. The weather will be cold in a few days, and today it will be all white, and my aunt asked you to wear more clothes, you have to be obedient, don't make yourself cold. Eat well, attend classes well, eat more vegetables and fruits, and eat less messy snacks. Well...... Is there anything else you want to tell me?"

"I miss you so much......"

"Alas, if the two love for a long time, how can it be in the morning and twilight. I'll talk to you tomorrow, hang up, Moda. ”

"Momda. ”

Lin Miao put down the phone and let out a long sigh.

"Alas, it's easier for elementary school students to get it, and if you're over 18 years old, you don't know where to start......

He said shamelessly, got up and poured a glass of cold water in the kitchen.

After talking about it for a long time, my throat was about to smoke.

A sip of the Summer Holy Drink entered his throat, and Lin Miao's throat came alive for the most part.

He walked out of the kitchen with the enamel jar, and was about to continue brushing the questions when the doorbell rang again.

Lin Miao put down the cup, walked to the door and picked up the microphone: "Hey, who?"

"Brother Miao, it's me!" Xu Fengfan's voice downstairs was extremely excited, "There is a fight outside Xicheng Restaurant, come down and take a look!"

"Don't look!" Lin Miao hung up the phone directly.

Then, as soon as he turned around, the doorbell rang again.

Lin Miao was very reluctant to pick it up again, and heard Xu Fengfan continue to say excitedly: "Brother Miao, you must come down and take a look, it's for your business, it's a fierce fight, and the kitchen knives are all taken out!"

"Damn, so exciting?" Lin Miao casually pressed the door lock, "The door is open, come up and report the battle situation!"

"Okay~"

Xu Fengfan rubbed for less than half a minute, and the wind rushed up to the fifth floor.

Walking into the house, I changed my slippers first, then looked left and right, and asked, "Xiaoxiao is not at home?"

Lin Miao replied: "Dog's day, Poor Dao got up this morning to watch the stars, and I expected you to have a ghost on my sister, so I asked my mother to take her out to play! ”

Xu Fengfan was stunned for two seconds and asked, "What kind of tricks are the stargazing phenomena?"

Lin Miao patted the wall and said, "You group of evil obstacles in foreign Chinese junior high schools, can you not observe the problem from such a distorted angle?"

Xu Fengfan shouted: "Brother Miao, you will only be in high school at this time next year, do you want to draw a line with us so early?"

The two of them were silent for three seconds at the same time.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, let me figure it out, what was our initial topic?" Lin Miao suddenly felt a little confused.

Xu Fengfan said: "The two old men downstairs fought with kitchen knives. ”

"Oh, yes. Lin Miao made a fist with his left hand and knocked it on his right palm, "Tell me, what's the situation?"

While talking, he took out a mung bean popsicle that Jiang Ping bought wholesale from the refrigerator, and the whole family had already eaten it to the point that they wanted to vomit, so they couldn't finish eating it, and handed it to Xu Fengfan. Xu Fengfan took the popsicle, unpacked it, took a big bite like a thief, and then licked it twice, before chewing the ice slag full of mouths and said slowly to Lin Miao: "Those old men, don't you like to sit together and read the newspaper in the morning, you are that thing, at the beginning, the "Qujiang Nandu Daily" said that you were fake, and a few days later, the "Dongou Daily" issued a statement saying that "Qujiang Nandu Daily" was nonsense, and this morning "Qujiang Nandu Daily" issued a front-page statement, saying that he was not.

There are more than 20 old men who say that your father is not a thing, you are born by your father, and it is definitely not a thing, and two old men have to say that you are a prodigy, arguing and arguing, or scolding. But two against twenty, scolding is definitely not scolding. There is an old man who said that you are a prodigy was scolded in a hurry, and when he went home, he took out the kitchen knife, and the police station was dispatched just now, and I don't know that the old man is your grandfather!"

"Stop, when my uncle wasn't my age, my grandfather was gone. Lin Miao stated this fact in an extremely affectionate tone, and then asked rhetorically, "There are only two old men who support me?"

Xu Fengfan nodded, and comforted: "Brother Miao, that's right, over the years, your father has overturned not a thousand roadside stalls on the streets of Xicheng, but also eight hundred, and now there are still people who dare to commit crimes against the wind to support you and your father, which shows that your father still has a bottom line as a man, and he didn't offend all the people, otherwise why do you think you cross the road so many times a day, and no one drives to hit you?"

"It's too much. Lin Miao gave Xu Fengfan a tender middle finger, "You are a malicious curse." ”

"Brother Miao, I was wrong. ”

"Get on your knees. ”

“……”

Lin Miao walked back to the coffee table, picked up the enamel jar and took another sip of water.

Xu Fengfan followed to the coffee table like a dog, and asked Lin Miao, "Do you want to go down and have a look?"

"Look at Mao, as soon as I show my face, I guarantee that the scene will immediately get more out of control, do you believe it?" Lin Miao looked pained, "It's better not to get hurt, otherwise when my dad comes back, I will have to go to the hospital to see someone." The old man speaks for my family, and if you don't give five hundred, you have to give three hundred, alas, it's troublesome......"

Xu Fengfan said with a strange expression: "What are you talking about these people?"

"Young man, you will understand later. Lin Miao looked out the window and looked at the sky, "One day you will find that as long as there is a battle of ideas and opinions in this world, there will be endless boring battles." A group of Chinese cursed each other's whole family year after year for the sake of two black uncles, and this kind of thing will happen every day in the future. A fight of this magnitude downstairs is not enough to see. ”