Chapter 197: We Don't Want to It Either!
It wasn't until Strange was carried out of the basement by Li Jie and poured him a glass of water to slow him down.
Strange was still shaking in disbelief, and his tone was flustered: "Oh my God, I'm starting to lose my hair. And it is a large area of hair loss. Damn, do you have a radiation source in your house?"
He stared at Li Jie viciously, and Li Jie naturally shook his head: "How is it possible, if there is a radiation source, how can I still live here?
Li Jie felt a little strange after saying this, the people who lived in this house seemed to be similar to mutated.
"I don't have a problem with my diet, I don't have a problem with resting, I don't have the wrong mantra, why am I losing my hair so extensively? It's not scientific!" Strange scratched his sideburns where he had begun to lose his hair, and he brought out some more hair, which made him a little hysterical.
"I don't want to be bald, I can't be bald! It's ugly to be a big bald head like a king! I don't want to be like him. ”
Li Jie forcibly pressed the somewhat crazy Strange back to his seat.
Li Jie noticed that Lan was standing on the steps, and she seemed a little surprised that Strange had such a strong reaction. In Kamataki, it is common knowledge for male mages to have less hair, what is there to be surprised about?
Li Jie gave Lan a look [You see it's all your fault, I'm going to make people crazy]. Lan also innocently replied with a look [I didn't expect it either].
Strange didn't notice the eye contact between the two, he just continued to growl hysterically there, "There must be something wrong there, it must be! I'm going to find the cause and get rid of it! I can't lose my hair!"
This is a man who values his personal image more than his life, and it can be seen from the fear of Doom in his heart, but he has never changed his face.
Strange made a loud noise, and Sif who had been practicing swords in the backyard was also attracted to him. Leaning against the wall of the hallway, she asked Arashi as she stood on the stairs, "Are all the male mages of Kamataki so fragile now? ”
Lan sat on the stairs with his hands on his little face and said bitterly: "No, everyone else is fine, only he has become like this." I just wanted him to build up his confidence. ”
Fortunately, Arashi spoke in a very small voice, and Strange now had a low SAN value, so he didn't even notice what Arashi was saying.
Li Jie felt that he needed to get Strange back to normal, and he pressed Strange and said loudly, "Listen, listen! I said, I told you to listen to me!"
The loud roar brought Strange back to his senses for a while, and Li Jie stared into his eyes and said, "You've just lost your hair because you've been under too much mental stress lately, okay?" This is a very normal phenomenon, and now the middle-aged man in the big city is not under much mental pressure, you are not the first and will not be the last. ”
Strange's lips twitched, "But, but I don't want to ...... like this" Li Jie suspected that he had heard Strange choke.
He could only say helplessly: "Okay, okay." My great doctor, ** division. Losing your hair isn't like losing the whole world, okay?"
Strange disagreed with Li Jie's words: "But saving hair loss is as important as saving the world, okay?"
Why is this so familiar, as if he had said it before? Li Jie thought about it a little. He shook his head: "Well, you have a little truth in what you say. But now that technology is advanced, even severed limbs can be reborn, what's the big deal about hair loss?"
Strange frowned, "You mean?"
Li Jie slapped him on the shoulder: "Shuguang 101 hair growth water! It is sold in major outlets around the world, and the cure rate for hair loss is as high as 99999, you will not be one in 10,000 of the unlucky ones!"
Strange immediately regained his senses: "You're right, you're right. I don't have time to be sad here right now, I need to act. With that, he ran into his basement like a wind.
Then, with a clanging sound, after a while, Strange appeared in front of Li Kit with a huge package on his back.
Li Jie looked at him with some surprise: "What do you want to do?"
"Queue up!" Strange said rightly, "Don't you know how hard it is to buy this Dawning 101 thing? Prices sold on the black market are almost five times higher than those sold in the formal market, and demand is still in short supply. ”
"This profit is comparable to the drug ~ deal, I heard such a story when I traveled to South America. The hard currencies that are now acceptable to gangsters in South America include: US dollars, euros, gold, poisons, and then Dawning 101 and Dawning Magic Water. They're using Dawning 101 to settle underground transactions!"
"I've heard that the $500 Dawning 101 and Dawning Magic Water Set Pick-up Vouchers can be exchanged for an Uzi submachine gun on the black market. Or for the same price of drugs, I heard other members of Médecins Sans Frontières say: you can't afford to mess with people who use Dawn products to settle underground transactions in South America!" Strange told the story in all seriousness.
Li Jie felt like his jaw was about to fall to the ground. If what Strange said is true, then didn't the Illuminati and others get Dawn Tech products to fuel the gangster's prosperity in some way?
We just want to save the world and save hair loss and skin by the way!" Li Jie shouted inwardly.
When he watched Strange carrying a large bag and a small bag ready to go to the business outlet for an all-night queue, Li Jie grabbed him: "Wait, you better not go to the queue." You don't know how long you're going to get in line like this. Sugon Technology's shipments have been insufficient, although it has been increasing production. In particular, the demand in New York and Los Angeles is so great that you may not be able to get it if you go to the all-night queue. ”
Strange looked at Li Jie and said, "But what if I don't line up? It's hard to buy this on the black market now." ”
Li Jie patted his chest: "Leave it to me, my relationship with Tony is okay, I will let the bald nemesis provide you with professional services." Guaranteed to give you back beautiful hair. ”
Strange: "Really?"
Li Jie's chest slammed: "Really! I said I would do it!" Strange burst into tears with excitement: "It's too ...... Thank you so much!"
In the face of Strange's true feelings, Li Jie felt a little embarrassed. He had no choice but to fly away, so he might as well go to Tony and ask him for some hair growth lotion first!
However, Li Jie didn't expect that he went to help Strange get hair growth lotion this time and actually ran into Dr. Ethan, who he hadn't seen for a long time, and he had changed a lot.
PS: To explain the place marked, the inspiration for the Dawning Technology product to become an underground currency, or this meme comes from Lego.
Urban legend has it that LEGO is the underground currency of the gangsters, and a fifty dollar LEGO pick-up voucher can be exchanged for ten dollars in drugs. A set of tech LEGO bricks can be exchanged for an AK47.
Of course, I don't recommend that readers try to redeem LEGO for these.