The middle-aged woman invigilating the exam glanced at her watch and closed the door to the classroom. In the huge lecture hall, the atmosphere suddenly became serious. Lin Miao sat in the middle of the fifth row of the classroom without oblivion, in front of him was Zhu Peici, who was also worthy of the average of the motherland, and behind him was Zhang Xueru, who was tall but not mighty.

Lin Miao and the middle-aged woman glanced at each other, and their eyes then drifted to the blackboard. A few simple words are written on the blackboard: The Fifth National Primary and Secondary School Essay Contest Qujiang Provincial Final Primary School Group Examination Room, the exam time is 9:30-11:00.

At half past nine o'clock on the campus of Hucai, there seems to be no bell at this point in time.

The middle-aged woman looked at her watch frequently, and finally at a certain moment, she opened her mouth and made a slightly low voice: "Start the exam, the time is one and a half hours, and you are not allowed to leave the examination room after the exam." If there are special circumstances, please raise your hand. ”

As soon as she finished speaking, in a corner of the classroom, a little boy who looked to be about four or five years old suddenly popped up and said, "Let's say shhhh

There was a chuckle in the room.

Zhang Xueru took a pen and poked Lin Miao's back: "He learns from you!"

Lin Miao smiled coldly: "Childish." ”

Zhang Xueru asked unhappily: "Who do you say are naïve?"

Lin Miao looked arrogant and unethical: "Shhh

As soon as these words came out, the audience exploded.

The child who said boo just now stood up from his seat and arched his hand towards Lin Miao from afar: "Your Excellency is talented, admire and admire!"

Lin Miao saw that he could still encounter this level of teasing here, and suddenly felt that he was difficult to find, so he quickly got up and returned the salute with his fists: "Each other." ”

The middle-aged woman who invigilated the exam couldn't help but pull down her face when she saw the two little bastards playing with shit and pee farts in the sacred examination room: "Don't joke anymore, the exam has begun, and whoever speaks again will be disqualified from the exam." If you are disqualified, you will go home immediately, and no one will be able to protect you. ”

As he spoke, he sent the roll down.

The children in the house were afraid to say anything more.

Zhang Xueru poked Lin Miao lightly again, and whispered, "Can you not be so disgusting......"

Lin Miao shrugged.

Zhu Peici turned around and handed the paper and answer sheet to Lin Miao. Lin Miao took out her share, took the rest of the paper without looking back, and handed it to the back. Zhang Xueru slapped Lin Miao's hand again as if she had ADHD before taking the roll.

Lin Miao sat upright, unfolded the test paper and looked at the test questions, and couldn't help but bend the corners of her mouth.

For him, this is obviously an old but timeless question. There are four pieces of what can barely be called a caricature on the scroll, and the drawing style is sloppy and clumsy, but the content is quite thought-provoking.

It is about an old couple who led a donkey to hurry, but they couldn't move an inch under the siege of a group of bar spirits. The old couple led the donkey to the bar, rode the donkey to the bar, and carried the donkey to the death, and finally failed to break out of the "bar to kill you three thousand" large array set up by the bar spirits, and was vomited three liters of blood by the bar, the muscles and veins of the whole body were broken, the chrysanthemum bloomed, and the body exploded and died.

"Please write an essay based on the above content, requiring a word count of more than 500 words, regardless of the genre, except for poetry. ”

Lin Miao took the pen and turned it around twice, and for a while, because she was too familiar with this question, she had a feeling that she didn't know where to start.

He subconsciously turned the pen, the speed of rotation became faster and faster, and the moves became more and more magical, and he muttered silently in his heart: "A person who is usually good and good, once he has a keyboard, he will accidentally become a troll and a bar spirit." Once the right to speak is in hand, overlooking the world is a dog. Is this a distortion of the mind or a loss of intelligence? Is it the inability of reason to hold back, or is it the inability of the brain to be retained? Those who were able to figure out this problem in the pre-information age must have lived a very hard life in the past, and how many strokes must have been encountered in a person's life before he could make such a voice of grief and indignation......

Lin Miao's fingers flipped and flirted with the pen in his hand, and gradually he had already played an afterimage.

The children sitting on Lin Miao's left and right all involuntarily stopped thinking and watched Lin Miao perform the juggling on their fingertips in a daze.

The middle-aged woman in the audience stared at Lin Miao for three minutes playing with the pen. With Lin Miao's mistake, the pen was thrown into the air, and it fell on the table with a snap, making a not-so-light sound, and then bounced under the table.

"Oops~" Lin Miao came back to her senses and wanted to bend down to pick up the pen.

The invigilator rushed up first, picked up the pen for Lin Miao, and said angrily: "If you disrupt the order of the examination room again, I will invite you out! Don't be a writer like your father, you can mess around in the examination room!"

"His dad is a writer......" muttered again in the classroom.

Obviously, the better the grades, the more difficult it is to break the habit of not being afraid of the teacher. And when dozens of such children get together, the pressure on the teacher is simply not too great. Unless the teacher himself has been a god-level existence since he was a child, he really can't control the scene. is like a professor in Qingbei, which one is not a figure who was a scholar when he was young?

The invigilator frowned, and shouted again: "Say it one last time, who will speak again! Please leave the examination room immediately!"

The classroom finally fell silent.

The middle-aged woman handed the pen to Lin Miao, with full anger in her eyes.

Seeing this, Lin Miao hurriedly changed her tactics, and looked at the middle-aged woman with tears in her eyes: "Lao Xi...... I was wrong......"

When the middle-aged woman saw Lin Miao's appearance, her heart immediately softened: "Okay, okay, you have to be obedient, you know, this is a national competition......

"Hmm......" Lin Miao took back the pen and nodded maliciously.

The middle-aged woman had nothing to say and reluctantly walked back to the stage. Then as soon as I sat down on my ass, I looked up again, and I was almost so angry that I was about to fall over. I saw that Lin Miao, who seemed to be crying a second ago, actually turned her pen again. But she was about to stand up, but she gave up again.

Because in the eyes of the child in front of her, she saw something that seemed to be light.

Lin Miao was unaware of the middle-aged woman's reaction, and when a few words appeared in her mind, the idea of the entire article was almost connected at that moment.

Obviously, this kind of topic is almost non-difficult for Lin Miao - it can't be said to be trivial, but basically, it's just a mediocre meaning!

Lin Miao suddenly put away the pen, took the scratch paper, and wrote eight words on the paper: one dog barks, and a hundred dogs bark.

As soon as the eight words fell, the back door of the classroom was pushed open.

Old man Guo walked in slowly, and Ding Shaoyi and Liang Yanhong followed respectfully.

The middle-aged woman who was invigilating the exam jumped up as if she had been electrocuted for a moment, and rushed to the back of the classroom at a trot, sincerely afraid: "Director Guo......"

Old man Guo waved his hand lightly and asked Ding Shaoyi in a low voice, "Where is the child sitting?"

Ding Shaoyi pointed in Lin Miao's direction.

The middle-aged woman who was invigilating the exam suddenly thundered in her head.

What the hell is that little brat?